Dance With the Devil
After Chapter 5
Disclaimer: I own none of the series involved, for if I did there would be a lot more sex.
Review Answer Time
Mr Haziq: I didn't think of that, but no. And Tatewaki keeps going on and on about being on Heaven's side and all that.
storyreader21: He hasn't yet.
Holyknight5: Yeah, probably.
And now... PREPARE FOR SMOKED HAM!
Seriously, I had a LOT of fun writing this chapter.
No points for guessing what song I was listening to as I wrote this one.
A few days later, in Hell...
"I can't believe we're doing this." Mittelt muttered as she stayed hidden out of view from the children who were watching the show with great interest.
"I don't see the problem." Atsuko grinned, she was finding this Oppai Dragon Emperor show to be a lot of fun. They were in a large, open field theater for the current episode, seeing as the four Devil Kings were actually funding this episode directly, there was a lot of hype for this episode, though Atsuko wasn't sure exactly what they were excited for. "Besides, this might be fun."
(-)
"Darkness Knight Fang!" The Oppai Dragon Emperor pointed at his arch-nemesis, a blonde Devil wearing a dark outfit and holding a sword. "Today your evil is finished!"
"Mwahahahahaha!" Darkness Knight Fang laughed. "You were expecting the same Darkness Knight Fang! But it was me, True Darkness Fang all along!"
The crowd gasped as True Darkness Fang spun around, revealing an outfit that made him look even more buff and dangerous than before, complete with a purple glow.
(-)
"How did..." Mittelt trailed off as Atsuko ran off. "What are you doing?"
"Gotta fill in for an actor." Atsuko waved her off, leaving Mittelt to blink in confusion.
"I have to say, Kiba and Issei are really ramping the crowd up." Irina smiled as she watched, getting a nod from Xenovia.
(-)
On the set, Kiba, in his role of True Darkness Fang, grinned. "For you see, Oppai Dragon Emperor! I have gone beyond what I was before! I have transcended the limits and achieved a level beyond a mere Knight of Darkness!" True Darkness Fang took a dramatic pose.
"No. I shall stop you." A monotone voice spoke up and a little girl with white hair and wearing skin tight black leather pants, a black vest that only covered her chest, elbow-length black gloves and a black eye-mask on her face appeared on top of a tree.
"Hellcat-chan!" The Oppai Dragon Emperor called out happily, as did most of the crowd of Devil children.
"Mwahahahahahahaha!" True Darkness Fang suddenly laughed and pointed his sword at Hellcat-chan. "You may be a strong opponent, Hellcat-chan, but you will fall today!" His body started to glow a bright purple. "Taste this! My new master's power!"
The crowd gasped in horror as Hellcat-chan was surrounded by blue flames. When they died out, she was gone.
"NO! Hellcat-chan! What did you do to her, you fiend?!" The Oppai Dragon Emperor yelled at True Darkness Fang.
"MWahahahahahahaha! I've banished her from this world! You will no longer have Hellcat-chan to support you. So long as my new master empowers me, you shall never have a chance!"
(-)
Watching the episode from behind the curtain, Azazel grinned, this was great. He couldn't wait to see the next part of this episode.
(-)
"New master?!" The Oppai Dragon Emperor gasped and took a step back. "You fiend! Who is this master?"
"Mwhahahahahaha!" True Darkness Fang laughed again and gestured to a raised platform as spotlights focused on that spot. "Behold! My master! The Abyss Lord Satome and the Dark Mistress Lilim!"
Rising from below the stage, Ranma and Lilith, dressed in dark outfits, in Ranma's case he was in a black suit with a white mask on his face and a top hat with a large cape on his shoulders with the collar being large and sticking up, revealing that the liner of his cape was red, his eyes were closed and he had his right hand on his forehead. Lilith had changed her hair color and length, making it long and green, but her eyes remained red, she was dressed in a pitch black leotard with a skirt around her waist, elbow length gloves, boots that went up to her knees covered her feet, on her back was a purple ribbon right above her butt and on her chest was a black star gem. Her hair was done up in twin pigtails that had two buns on the top of her head. On her forehead was a tiara.
"Hahahahahahahaha..." The Abyss Lord laughed darkly. "Excellent work, True Darkness Fang!" He threw his arms to the side, causing his cape to flutter. "Not even the Oppai Dragon Emperor has enough power to stop us! The Dark Lords of the Abyss! We shall defeat the Oppai Dragon Emperor and rule this miserable plane of reality."
"HOLD IT!" A new voice yelled.
"Now what?" The Abyss Lord looked and saw five people, all dressed in spandex of different colors. "Who are you?"
The crowd started to cheer as they recognized who had appeared behind the Oppai Dragon Emperor.
"We are..." The five took poses and the background exploded behind them in various colors.
"Satan Red!" The one in red yelled.
"Satan Yellow!" A female voice called out.
"Satan Blue!" The one in blue pointed at the Abyss Lord.
"Satan Green!" A male voice was heard.
"Satan Pink!" The last one took an aggressive stance.
"And together we are!" The red one took a pose.
"The Satan Rangers!"
(-)
Watching from the back, Grayfia actually pouted. She wanted to be out there as Satan Yellow, but with her baby bump no one would let her have fun. At least that nice Atsuko girl was filling in for her as Satan Yellow. Privately, she wondered who was filling in for Serafall since she wasn't playing Satan Pink in this episode.
(-)
Behind the mask of Satan Pink, Sona was wondering how her sister managed to talk her into this but decided that since she didn't have to show her face it was less embarrassing than being in Serafall's show.
"I see! It seems that the Oppai Dragon Emperor has powerful allies. Nevertheless!" The Abyss Lord snapped his fingers and the air was filled with a buzzing sound. "Face this! My Mecha Soul Bee army!"
In the air there were over a dozen bee girls with various parts of their bodies showing robotic enhancements.
"You fiend!" Satan Red pointed dramatically. "Bringing the Terror of the Demon Realm to Hell! Have you no shame!?"
"Shame? What is that? I laugh at shame and spit in its face!" The Dark Mistress put her hand to her mouth and grinned. "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
"Oppai Dragon Emperor!" A female voice yelled out and a redheaded woman in a pale lavender dress ran out. "You must not give up! If those Mecha Soul Bees get free, they will consume everything and kill everyone." Mentally Rias was sighing and wondering why she had to do this.
"Switch Princess!" The Oppai Dragon Emperor yelled out. "You're right! We must stop them at all costs! Satan Rangers, we must work together."
"Of course!" Satan Green nodded. "To protect Hell, we shall join up to fight this unspeakable evil!"
"You know nothing of true terror, Satan Rangers!" The Abyss Lord threw his arm back, causing his cape to flutter. "Prepare yourself for my most powerful and loyal minion!"
"You can't mean!" True Darkness Fang gasped. "Not him! The terror of women's underwear everywhere!"
"Indeed!" The Abyss Lord seemingly spun around and threw his hands into the air. "COME FORTH! EVIL PERVERT HAPPOSAI!"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" A little figure rose from the ground, dressed in a red outfit with two little horns on the head, a spade-like tail sticking out the back and a pitchfork in his left hand. "It is I! The Evil Pervert! I am here to grope all the women's breasts and steal their power so that you may never have them for yourself, Oppai Dragon Emperor!" He leered at the Switch Princess, who turned blue in the face and covered her breasts while stepping back. "In fact! I shall take the Switch Princess's panties for myself!"
"HOW HORRIBLE!" The Satan Rangers and Oppai Dragon Emperor all gasped at the same time.
"I cannot allow this!" A new voice yelled out before a dazzling array of energy filled the area and a new person appeared next to Oppai Dragon Emperor. "Magical! Lyrical! Maou Shoujo Levia-tan is here!" Serafall Leviathan in a pink mini-skirt that barely covered her panties, a top that only covered her breasts, a beret on her head and a magical wand in her hand winked at everyone as sparkles filled the air around her.
The crowd cheered seeing an unusual and legendary triple team-up.
(-)
In the back, Grayfia openly gawked, well, for her it was gawking, to most people it looked like she was merely raising an eyebrow in surprise. "So that's why she didn't bother playing a Satan Ranger today." She muttered to herself.
(-)
Ranma mentally sweat-dropped at hearing that and looked at Lilith. "You didn't happen to tell her about beam-spam-chan did you?" He whispered to her.
Lilith merely gave him a smug look.
"Oppai Dragon Emperor! Satan Rangers! Though we may not be the closest of allies, we all stand against threats to Hell. Let's send these Dark Lords of the Abyss back from whence they came!" Levia-tan pointed dramatically.
"MOUUU! That's so unfair!" Dark Mistress Lilith threw her arms up and down. "A triple team-up?! Fine! But we're going to do this, we need appropriate music!" She snapped her fingers and several people appeared in the background, much to everyone's surprise.
"...Did you seriously kidnap Maasaki Endoh for a Devil's Children's TV show?" Ranma asked in a low tone of voice.
"Yep. Don't worry, we'll erase his memories after this."
Maasaki Endoh blinked a few times before the music started to play. 'Well, since we're here...' He already knew what he was supposed to sing, he didn't think he'd be brought out on stage for this.
"THEY'VE GOT! A POWER AND A FORCE THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!"
"Well, let's GO! ATTACK MY ROBOTIC MINIONS! GO FORTH AND BUST A CAP!" The Abyss Lord yelled and the mecha soul bees charged forward.
"Satan Rangers! Let's go!" Satan Red yelled and the whole group charged at the Mecha Soul Bees.
"THEY'VE GOT! THE ABILITY TO MORPH AND EVEN UP THE... SCORE!"
Satan Green let out a yell as he punched a Mecha Soul Bee in the face. "Take that, you mechanical monster! You Soul Bees shall not harm anyone in this world so long as I am here!"
"NOOOO ONE! CAN EVER TAKE THEM DOWN! THE POWER LIES ON THEIR SI-I-I-I-I-IDE!"
"The Switch Princess's panties and Levia-tan's panties are mine!" Evil Pervert Happosai laughed as he jumped, before getting punched by Oppai Dragon Emperor, much to the crowd's cheering. "How dare you!? I AM THE MOST EVIL PERVERT IN THE WORLD! TAKE THIS! HAPPO FIRE BURST!" The little pervert pulled out a swirly yellow ball with a lit fuse on it and threw it at the Oppai Dragon Emperor, where it exploded and caused him to jerk violently with his arms thrashing around from it.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" True Darkness Fang rushed forward. "Oppai Dragon Emperor! Take this!" He swung his sword, only to find it blocked by Satan Red's sword. "You dare?!"
"Only a coward attacks someone when they are unable to fight back." Satan Red declared as the two clashed their swords a few times before they traded sword slashes on each other, causing explosions to happen and causing them to flail wildly as they stumbled away from each other.
"GO GO SATAN RANGERS! GO GO SATAN RANGERS! YOU MIGHTY MAHOU OPPAI SATAN RANGERS!"
(-)
Azazel shook his head as he listened in on the song. The beat was rocking and easy to sing along to. 'I need to know where the original song comes from, this is pretty awesome.'
"Just where did we get mecha soul bees from anyway?" Mittelt, who was standing next to Azazel and Irina asked.
"Apparently Atsuko's mother had a bunch of killer robots that were just sitting around in the warehouse, so we remodeled them." Azazel answered.
"Wait!" Irina and Mittelt both said at the same time as they turned to look at him slowly. "Killer robots?!"
"Yeah..."
"We're using KILLER ROBOTS on a children's TV show?" Irina gawked while Mittelt's eyebrows were raised and twitching.
"Yes." Azazel grinned at them. "They're programmed properly."
(-)
"THEY KNOW! THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS LYING IN THEIR HANDS! THEY KNOW! TO ONLY USE THEIR POWERS FOR DEFENSE! NOOOO ONE! CAN EVER TAKE THEM DOWN! THE POWER LIES ON THEIR SI-I-I-I-I-IDE! GO GO SATAN RANGERS! YOU MAHOU OPPAI SATAN RANGERS!"
As the last of the Soul Bees exploded into pieces, the Abyss Lord threw his head back and laughed. "EXCELLENT WORK! However you now face *ME*!" Letting out a yell, he threw his left hand forward and arcs of lightning zipped across the battlefield, crashing into all of the Satan Rangers and the Oppai Dragon Emperor, causing them to jerk back from several explosions.
Levia-tan rushed forward, only to find her wand was blocked by a staff held by the Dark Mistress. Serafall blinked as she looked at the staff. It was a crescent shaped top, white hilt and a pink gem on the end. Two prongs from where the shaft met the top slid out, revealing what looked like mufflers and then the shaft opened to reveal two pink wings. '...Why do I have a bad feeling when I look at that thing?'
Meanwhile Lilith really hoped they finished up this episode quickly, she wasn't sure how long her theft of this magical staff could go unnoticed before the owner found out. "Take this!" She swung her staff back and was prepared to bonk Levia-tan on the head with it.
"Dragon Kick!" Oppai Dragon Emperor flew in and kicked the Dark Mistress away. "Are you okay, Levia-tan?"
"Yes! Thank you, Oppai Dragon Emperor!" Levia-tan pointed dramatically. "And now... Levia-BEAAAAAAAAM!" Her eyes gleamed for a moment before two long range beams came flying out of her eyes and blasted the Dark Mistress who found herself jerking and shaking from the attack.
"No... NO! MASTER! FORGIVE ME!" She yelled and threw her hands out to the side before an explosion engulfed her.
"DARK MISTRESS! NO!" The Abyss Lord snarled. "EVIL PERVERT! STEAL LEVIA-TAN'S PANTIES AND ABSORB HER POWER!"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The Evil Pervert laughed, a gleam in his eyes. "VERY WELL!"
"EEEK!" Levia-tan let out a squeal as Evil Pervert ran close to her.
"Levia-tan!" Satan Pink yelled before summoning a large mallet and flattening Evil Pervert with it. 'Where the blazes did THAT come from?' Sure, Sona was defending her sister, but it was supposed to be in character.
She didn't even own a mallet for crying out loud! And it wasn't Satan Pink's standard weapon, either!
"Curses!" Abyss Lord gasped as he saw Evil Pervert's flattened body. "Giant mallets! Evil Pervert's one weakness! How did you know?!"
"So ...worth ...it," hissed the flattened pervert, as he slowly breathed in pain.
"Oh, he's still alive," the Abyss Lord muttered. "Neat... Now then, where were we?"
"Um ...we were fighting," offered Levia-tan.
"Oh, right, sorry," The Abyss Lord spoke. "NOW! PREPARE FOR THE END, SATAN RANGERS! OPPAI DRAGON EMPEROR! LEVIA-TAN! FOR NOW YOU FACE ME!"
"Oh no!" squeaked Satan Yellow.
The Abyss Lord shrugged. "Sad, but true. After all, cannon fodder isn't what it used to be, making us evil overlords actually have to fight now."
True Darkness Fang pulled out a sword. "Do not worry, Abyss Lord! I am here with you!"
(-)
Rossweisse had to admit, this wasn't too bad of an episode, over-all, though as she looked at the flattened "Evil Pervert" she wondered why she felt the urge to give whoever was playing Satan Pink a hug and take them out to dinner in thanks for doing that.
Seeing the lightning flying around the stage, she sweat-dropped. "I know it's toned down, but that looks like it actually hurts." Even Lord Beelzebub had expressed concerns about throwing actual magic around on stage like that but Ranma had demonstrated that he could keep it low enough to hurt but not actually do damage. "Did he have to use me as a test subject though? My hair was all floofy from that." She pouted, remembering the electrical attack she had taken, which was literally no worse than touching a metal doorknob with woolly socks on over a carpet.
(-)
"Ready!" The Satan Rangers, holding a large cannon, pointed it at the Abyss Lord. "AIM!"
Panting and putting a hand on his chest, the Abyss Lord staggered on the ground as rock music really started to pick up in the background.
"FIRE!"
"GO GO SATAN RANGERS! MAOU OPPAI SATAN RANGERS!"
As the beams of light washed over him and yellow electricity started to crackle around him, Abyss Lord staggered and waved his arms around slowly. "Curse you! SATAN RANGERS! OPPAI DRAGON! LEVIA-TAN! I WILL RETURN! AND WHEN I DO, I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!" Abyss Lord threw his hands to the side before he was engulfed in an explosion that removed him from the stage.
"MASTER! NO!" True Darkness Fang gasped as his body started to glow. "Curse you, Oppai Dragon Emperor! You've not seen the last of me!" He yelled before bounding off and running away while his body returned from True Darkness Fang back to Darkness Knight Fang. It wasn't much, but his outfit did get a bit lighter in color.
"And I'll be waiting for you." Oppai Dragon Emperor said as he watched him flee.
(-)
Nabiki shook her head in amusement as the episode was drawing to a close. "Well that..." She trailed off as she saw something that made her go pale. "Oh crap!" One of the destroyed Mecha Soul Bees was still somewhat operational. Somewhat because it had only one arm, most of its upper body and head left, but it was crawling towards a child. "LOOK OUT!" She screamed from the back.
(-)
Sitting in the front row, a small child with brown hair looked down and cried out in terror as one of the Mecha Soul Bees seemingly appeared in front of it. "HELP!"
There was a flash and the Oppai Dragon Emperor was driving his feet into the skull of the Mecha Soul Bee, destroying it. "Are you okay?" The child sniffled and nodded. "Remember, Soul Bees are bad creatures, if you ever see one, run away and get help, all they want to do is eat."
"Thank you, Oppai Dragon Emperor."
For some reason, Issei was disappointed no one said 'now we know'.
Yes, Maasaki Endoh actually sings Go Go Power Rangers in surprisingly good English for someone from Japan.
...And yes, I was planning THIS chapter for QUITE some time.
I hope you all enjoyed!