Dance With the Devil
? ? ? ? ? Prologue
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"ARRRRRRGH!"
Mittelt sweat-dropped as she heard Lilith's scream of frustration. "She hasn't taken it well, huh?"
Nabiki shook her head. "Well, it has been almost six weeks since Ranma left." Lilith knew that Ranma was going to be gone for a bit longer, since both she and Ranma had explained that he was going to be in Nepal during that time. "Still, he'll be back in a week or two at most."
Mittelt sighed. "So, who's turn is it to be the meal?"
"Yours." Nabiki grinned at her.
"Lovely, I guess I better..."
"GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE CREEP!"
Both Nabiki and Mittelt turned to look at the source of that yell in amusement as Rias and Issei both chased after Happosai, anger on their faces as he ran away from them with a pair of purple and black panties in one hand. "Too bad the old man didn't get a chance to train them before they fought Sairaorg, huh?"
Mittelt shook her head. She had seen that fight and quite frankly, Issei's new form made even his Triana form look pathetic and weak. 'Crimson Cardinal Queen, huh?' Taking the best aspects of a Rook, Bishop and Knight, there was no way anyone could dismiss him anymore. 'Especially after punching through the Nemian Lion.' She didn't know much about Greek mythology, but Azazel had told her after the match was over that the Nemian Lion was supposedly indestructible and was only killed when Heracles choked it out and then used one of its own claws to skin it. 'Then again, Regulus is a sentient Longinus now, maybe that's why.' Still, that last bit actually bothered her.
"Now what's wrong?" Nabiki asked, sighing at the look Mittelt gave her. "I've known you for years now, Mittelt, back when I was giving Azazel intel on trinkets and potentially useful artifacts, you were assigned to keep an eye on me, so I'd like to think that I know you at least a little bit. So what's wrong?"
"How come everyone has a Sacred Gear these days?" Mittelt asked her, causing Nabiki to blink. "Don't get me wrong, I'm glad I got stronger on my own, but, um... I kind of feel underwhelming compared to them."
Nabiki gave her a flat stare. "You can throw spears of exploding anti-matter and you're feeling jealous of the fact you don't have something attached to your soul?"
"I mean, Sairaorg has a sentient Sacred Gear as his pawn and can use it to achieve his own Balance Break and a version of Scale Mail." Mittelt pointed out. Part of her felt underwhelming compared to that, but another part of her, and she didn't want to admit it, but she knew she was a bit jealous of all those awesome Sacred Gears people seemed to have these days.
Nabiki sighed and nodded at that. The axe that the Nemian Lion had been sealed into had been so powerful that it could crack a planet in half. "Don't worry about it, besides, Happosai's helping Rias and Xenovia out with Issei." Funny enough, it was actual martial arts training. Hearing a loud thump, Nabiki sighed. "That is, if they don't kill him first."
"...Anyway," Mittelt said, turning back to Nabiki, "I don't want to."
"Tough, your turn," Nabiki waved off.
"She threatened to turn her wings into tentacles and stuff them up my ass," Mittelt growled.
"Then become the Alpha and nail her ass first," Nabiki smirked.
"I tried!" Damn succubus and her ability to undo twisty ties from bread.
"Sucks to be you," Nabiki smiled.
"How did you make her your bitch!?" Mittelt yelled.
"That ...is a se-"
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" yelled Mittelt. "We are not doing Slayers references for this! I want answer no-"
"WHERE IS MY ASS PUPPET!?" camed Lilith's scream from upstairs.
"Nerts!" Mittelt sighed and hung her head.
(-)
"That was fun." Happosai grinned at the angry looks that Rias and Issei were giving him. "Really, I don't get why you're so mad at me, girl, you flashed your boobs at everyone in Kyoto and you let him poke your nipples in public. What's wrong with letting me cop a feel when he's poking your nipples?"
"Issei's the only one who gets to touch my boobs!" Rias yelled, her face flushed. She didn't mind the thought of the rest of her peerage fondling her breasts in private, but she would only let Issei touch her boobs in public or in training or when they were having sex. 'That reminds me, I need to have Lilith redo the seal on Issei so he doesn't accidentally get me or Xenovia pregnant.' Then there was the fact that Akeno was stepping up her seduction attempts on Issei and Asia had been talking to Lilith more on how to not freeze up when it was time to perform and Koneko was getting pretty aggressive with her flirting too. Rias didn't care if they wanted to jump Issei, but she didn't think any of them were ready for kids just yet.
Happosai waved her off. "Well, that's fine and dandy, but let me ask you something, have you ever faced someone who didn't dismiss you because you were seemingly weak?" Both Devils blinked and slowly shook their heads. "Thought so. From what Ranma told me, you poke her nipples in the middle of a fight, right?" Issei nodded and Happosai leered at Rias. "And I couldn't help myself, your boobs are far too lovely to not fondle." Seeing the glares he was getting, Happosai coughed. "Okay, anyway, there's actually some energy that travels from your boobs into Issei. But eventually you're going to find someone who will maul Rias like the Nemean Lion did and you won't have Phoenix Tears to heal her like you did that time."
Both Rias and Issei grimaced at that.
"So..." Happosai grinned at them. "We're going to make it so that you can get the benefits of touching her nipples without the need to do so."
"BUT THAT PART IS AWESOME!" Issei proclaimed.
Rias sighed and squeezed Issei's shoulder. "It's my turn tonight Issei and..." Her face turned a bit red. "You can use my breasts for anything you want to tonight."
"SERIOUSLY?!" Issei's eyes lit up and Rias nodded, her face flushed. "ALRIGHT! LET'S LEARN THIS!"
"It's pretty simple." Happosai began. "First of all, now that I know how it feels, you, girl, need to focus on the feeling of the power being drawn from your boobs."
"That's..." Rias flushed. "A little hard to do, all I can do is focus on how good it feels to have his fingers pushing on my nipples."
"Fortunately for you, I got a good feel for it when I squeezed your titties." Happosai grinned. "Now then, off with your shirt and bra."
"You just want to fondle my boobs again." Rias said in a flat tone of voice.
"Oh that'll be a bonus for me." Happosai grinned.
"SCREW YOU!" Issei yelled, preparing to punch Happosai.
"No thanks." Happosai yawned. "Not into sausage." He held up a finger and stopped Issei's punch cold. Grinning at Issei's shocked look, Happosai chuckled. "As strong as you are, when you're as good at manipulating auras as I am, you can stop anything with a finger."
"...You mean the barehanded blade block is a real thing?!" Issei gasped in shock.
Happosai raised an eyebrow. "So that's what it's called, huh? Yes, yes it is. Heck, if you get good enough you could probably stop that Holy Spear from hurting you with just one finger."
"Doubtful." Issei never wanted to see that damn True Longinus ever again.
"No, he's right." Ddrag's voice suddenly spoke up. "Do you remember the current generation's Monkey King, Issei?"
"You mean Bikou?" Issei blinked and nodded. "Yeah, he was Vali's friend, what about him?"
"The original Monkey King, Son Wukong, has become a Buddah, a Divine Being. True Longinus, much like Boosted Gear and Divine Dividing, can kill Buddahs and Gods, yet Son Wukong has fought against several True Longinus users and defeated all of them without so much as a drop of blood lost."
"Ah, the patron saint of martial arts." Happosai nodded. "It's been over two hundred years since I last met Wukong."
"Wait!" Issei gaped at Happosai. "You met the original Monkey King?!"
"Yes." Happosai nodded. "I was in China at the time as I didn't want to get involved in Japan's civil war and I met Son Wukong. Where do you think I learned how to stop things with one finger, boy?" Happosai cackled in amusement at Issei and Rias's open stares of shock.
"Impressive." Ddrag responded. "If it wasn't for the fact that I've been assured you are a human, I'd swear you were a Devil."
Happosai laughed at that. "Nah, I'd rather die a human, that might not happen for another century or two though. Too many silky darlings to liberate. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"So... As impressive as that all is, what are we going to do now?" Rias asked, gulping as Happosai grinned at her.
"Now? You're going to get topless, I'm going to get to grab your boobs and you're going to learn to focus through that and send your boob energy to Issei so that he doesn't need to ever run over and touch you when in a fight again." Happosai grinned at her. "When we're done, you'll be able to fire beams of energy from your breasts."
Rias groaned. "So I'll have to take my top off in public anyway to fire a... BOOBIE BEAM?!"
"YES!" Both Issei and Happosai said at the same time.
"Urgh!" Rias face-palmed in annoyance. "What's next after that?"
"That would probably be why I was invited over." Xenovia answered as she walked into the room. "Hello." She looked at Happosai and then at Issei and blushed as she thought back to the previous night.
Issei felt his own face turning flush as well. His whole situation with sleeping with Rias and Xenovia wasn't how he imagined having lovers would be. Rias had no experience handling this either and both were very thankful Lilith knew what to do with multiple lovers.
Which apparently included strict rules about who could or could not join in on sexy fun time. There had to be days for resting with no sex and there had to be days for one-on-one time, plus it wasn't just pure sex, Lilith had stressed that if Issei wanted a harem to work he had to spend time with Rias and Xenovia outside of official duties as part of Rias's peerage and go on dates and have fun together. Lilith had even forbidden Akeno, Koneko, Asia and Rossweisse from interfering with any dates, stating that Issei needed time to get used to the new situation.
When asked why the day off, Lilith pointed out that even if pleasurable, sex involved a lot of flesh rubbing against each other and that it could wear out and start to hurt for both genders. She had even pointed out that even she got tired and her crotch sometimes hurt from too much sex too and she was a succubus for crying out loud!
Rias coughed to get their attention. "So... Xenovia, why are you here?" She was still a little upset that Xenovia had gotten Issei's first time, but was thankful that the blue-haired girl hadn't rubbed it in her face over it.
"I invited her here." Happosai pointed out. "Anyway, you boy..." He narrowed his eyes at Issei. "Your aura, could you show it to me?"
Issei nodded and closed his eyes to concentrate, he wasn't the most used to this, but he was getting better.
Seeing a red aura surrounding him, Happosai nodded and told both Xenovia and Rias to do the same. "Yep." He nodded at them as they started to glow. "You probably can't tell, but due to the fact that you have had sex with both of these beauties..." Happosai leered at the two women, who both shuddered at that. "Well, because of that your auras are actually decently synchronized."
"What's that mean?" Xenovia asked in confusion.
Happosai sighed softly. "Well, you know how some people seem to know exactly what the other person's thinking no matter what?" The three nodded. "That's because their auras are in synch with each other." He waved off their questions and told them to power down. "The problem is, that's something that comes with experience."
"So..." Issei began before getting interrupted by Happosai.
"I was getting to it, sheesh. There's a difference with you, boy." Happosai grinned and pointed at Issei's left arm. "That Sacred Gear of yours, you're used to giving power boosts to people, right?" Issei nodded, wondering what he was building up to. "How far can you go with that?"
"I'm... Confused." Issei looked at Xenovia and Rias, both of whom looked just as confused as he was.
"BAH!" Happosai sighed and wondered why Nabiki had told him about this ability that Issei's Sacred Gear had. "Alright, fine, lemme spell it out. The true power of that transfer ability isn't the power boost." He grinned at their confused looks. "If you synchronize your auras perfectly, Issei can use Transfer..."
What Happosai said next had the three teens completely floored.
"...And give those two their own Scale Mail armors based on your own."
I'm not naming the arc right now because that would actually spoil a plot point.
