Dance With the Devil
Calm Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I own none of the series involved, for if I did there would be a lot more sex.
"What are you talking about? A Dragon sealed in me? That's just..."
"I overheard everything." Aika answered bluntly and she looked to the side. "You're a Devil, and a Dragon? How long has this been going on? And what about Asia? Does she know? What about the others?"
If Aika had threatened to expose him, or had tried to blackmail him or something else, Issei probably could have dealt with it easily enough, a quick trip to Azazel, Rias or Akeno and her memory would have been erased and this whole thing would have been forgotten easily. But she wasn't doing that. In fact, if anything, her voice was scared and full of worry. "...If you want to know, yes, they all know."
Aika looked at him sharply. "I have so many questions and I have no idea where to begin and I'm worried that now that I know you're going to eat my soul and wipe my memories and..."
"Calm down!" Issei held his hands up to try and get her to stop. "Listen, um... Shoot, class is going to start soon. Aika, if you promise to wait, I can help answer your questions later today."
Aika nodded slowly. "Okay."
Issei sighed, this was going to be a long day, wasn't it?
(-)
"Hey..." Ranma nodded at Issei as he and Aika walked into the room. "Heard you had a busy morning."
"Can it." Issei groused and sat down, groaning in dismay.
"That bad, huh?" Ranma asked before waving his hand and Issei looked at him in confusion as he gave the other Devil a wry grin. "Just canceled the noise around us, now spill, what's going on? I get to school and Asia looks like she wants to cry, Koneko looks like she's torn between tearing someone a new one and screaming, those two girls that liked to chase you around are looking like they can't decide if they're turned on, scared or angry and your bald friend is crying about you getting laid not sharing the goods."
Issei groaned and sighed, explaining what happened out there.
"Shit, really?" Ranma grimaced. "This isn't going to help you any."
"I know." Issei grumbled and slumped. "And it gets worse... Aika Kiryuu overheard me talking to Ddrag."
"Need me to erase her memories?" Ranma asked, shocking Issei. "Secrecy of the Moonlight World is pretty important, Issei. There are people who know who aren't supernatural, but they're very rare."
"No. Just..." Issei sighed and looked at Aika, who was chatting with some girls. "Can it wait till noon at least? I need to talk to Azazel and Rias about this."
Ranma nodded at him. "Fine, but it's on your head, just letting you know." Issei nodded and Ranma dropped the noise canceller spell as the teacher came into the room.
(-)
As everyone pooled out of the classrooms to get lunch, Ranma was surprised when Saji walked into the classroom. "Hey, what's up, Student Council toady?"
"Is that really how you know me?" Saji whined, getting a laugh from a few people in the room. "Anyway, Ranma, the President needs to talk to you."
"Sona?" Ranma asked, getting a nod from Saji and more than a few people looking at him in shock. "Huh, wonder what I did."
Saji shrugged. "I dunno, I was asked to tell you to head to the council room."
"Alright." Ranma sighed and got up. He didn't like authority too much, but Sona wasn't too bad in his opinion, plus he was banging her sister, so he could at least see what she wanted out of respect for Serafall if nothing else.
"Master..." Lilith gave him a flat look. "What did you do?"
Ranma shrugged. "I dunno, maybe she just needs to ask me something." He didn't know if it was because of something he did or if she needed to talk, but Ranma could respect the fact that she didn't throw her weight around too much.
At least with him, he noticed that a lot of teachers were scared of her for some reason.
(-)
"Hey." Ranma waved to Sona and Tsubaki as he walked into the Student Council Room. "You wanted to speak to me?"
Sona nodded from where she was sitting down and motioned for him to sit down. "Yes I did. I recently discovered something interesting about you."
"You did, huh? What?"
"You're apparently sleeping with my sister." Sona said, her voice calm, though most of her peerage, which had no clue what was going on, all yelped in shocked surprise as they looked at Ranma in a mixture of awe and fear.
"Yeah, and what's your point?" Ranma asked, causing everyone but Sona and Tsubaki to crash to the ground in one large face-fault. "She came to me, offered herself to me and we've been sleeping together when we had time. I mean, I know she's super busy as one of the Devil Kings, so we don't meet all that often anyway."
Sona sighed softly and nodded. "That's basically what she said too."
"I'm surprised she told you." Ranma muttered softly, wondering if she had told others and if he should be worried about potential rivals coming after him over this.
"If you're worried about anyone coming after you for sleeping with my sister, don't." Sona answered him, causing him to look at her in confusion. "My sister doesn't have a lot of potential suitors. In fact, I think you're one of the few men that doesn't run away screaming in terror when they realize how... Eccentric she is."
Ranma shrugged at her. "She's funny and rather silly and frankly, I've slept with people far scarier than her."
Sona twitched and made a mental note to find out who was scarier than her sister and stay as far away from them as possible.
(-)
"ACHOO!" Bulleta sneezed loudly, causing her to miss her shot. "DEAD GOD DAMMIT!"
Lilith II, who was behind her, tilted her head in confusion and wondered why she screamed that.
(-)
"So why bring this up?" Ranma asked.
"Because..." Sona's face turned slightly red. "My sister..."
"Lady Leviathan propositioned her sister to have a threesome with you and her."
Ranma gawked at the flat-chested girl, who was blushing hard. "...As hot as that would be to get both sisters at the same time, even I find that to be weird."
"Oh thank Satan!" Sona sighed in relief. "I was worried you'd be all over it since you..."
"Am a gigantic pervert that has a loli succubus all over me?" Ranma asked, getting a nod from Sona. "Again, such a scenario would be incredibly kinky and hot and if Lilith was here she'd be all for it. I'm just pointing out that I find it weird that your sister would want that."
"...My sister is a total siscon." Sona grumbled, causing Ranma to nod in understanding. "Does it make sense now?"
"Yes." Ranma nodded at her. "And, quite frankly, I wouldn't mind doing that, but only if you are." Sona gawked at him. "I never force anyone to sleep with me, Sona. The instant that I do I probably won't be able to stop doing that ever." As much as Ranma didn't want to admit it, his Sacred Gear combined with Lilith's essence would only cause problems in that regard. "Listen, if you don't feel comfortable with it, I won't do it."
"...Just like that?" Sona asked, flabbergasted and very thankful he wasn't pushing the issue. She knew if Serafall found out he was all for it that by the time the weekend rolled around that she, her sister and Ranma would all be naked and having a threesome.
"Yeah." Ranma shrugged at her. "I'll talk to Serafall about it, okay? Give her a call and tell her to come visit me the first chance she can."
"Sure." Sona nodded, her face slightly flushed. "You have NO idea how relieved I am to hear you say that. I was worried you'd push the issue and then..."
"No." Ranma shook his head. "Trust me, sex is best when all parties involved agree to it."
Sona gave him a wry grin. "I'll take your word for it, I don't have an experience in that field."
Ranma chuckled at that. "Nothing wrong with that. Anyway, I'm gunna go get some food if that's everything." Sona nodded and Ranma left the room.
"Um..." Tomoe spoke up. "Your sister is lovers with the biggest pervert in school?!"
"Apparently." Sona nodded at her. "Do yourself a favor and don't spread this information out. If rumors of this gets out to people who would use this against my sister... Things won't go well for any of us."
"Right!" Her peerage all yelped and nodded in fright.
The last thing they wanted was one of the Devil Kings angry at them.
Even worse if it was Serafall Leviathan, she scared them. After all, anyone who could cow their King into submission was someone to be feared!
(-)
Meanwhile, in the Occult Research Club room...
"So..." Azazel looked at Issei. "You needed to see me?" He asked, getting a nod. "I take it has something to do with the person who's behind the door?" Azazel asked, getting a yelp from said hidden person. When the door opened and Aika Kiryuu walked in, he sighed. "So... What can I do for you?"
"She overheard me talking to Ddrag." Issei pointed out. "So..."
"I have questions." Aika spoke up and looked at Azazel. "What's going on here? You seem to know."
"Indeed I do." Azazel nodded at her. "Tell me something, Miss Kiryuu, did you ever see the movie "the Matrix"?"
Aika nodded at him. "Yeah, but what does.."
"I'll give you the red and blue pill options right now." Azazel interrupted her. "If you want to know what's going on, I'll answer your questions, but your view of the world will be completely shaken and some people don't recover from having their world view so badly shattered. Or you can ask for me to erase those memories of what happened and we implant fake ones in their place so you don't have to wonder what's going on. It's far safer for you if you take this option."
"You should be thankful." A female voice spoke up and Issei jumped as Lilith pulled herself out of Issei's shadow, causing Aika to jump back and scream. "If it was Master who found out you know, your memory would have already been erased."
"Wh, wha, wha!?" Akia fell on her butt, her eyes wide. "H...HOW?!"
"How did you know I'd be here?" Issei asked, not really bothered by Lilith's sudden appearance.
"Master told me what happened between you and pervert girl here." Lilith pointed out. "He was worried about all of this and asked me to make sure everything was okay." Looking back at Aika, she walked over to the scared girl, her hand on her hip. "Listen, let me make this clear, if you get your questions answered, Aika, you will become a target by people for one reason or another."
"...What are you?" Aika asked, getting a grin from Lilith.
"You sure you want to know?" Lilith asked.
Aika was silent for several moments and looked from Lilith to Issei and back to Azazel, who was watching the whole thing in amusement. "...Yes. What's going on?"
"Well... If you want to know..." Azazel grinned at her. "I'll make things easy for you, Miss Kiryuu. Every mythology that you ever heard of? They're real. Gods, Demons, Devils, Angels, Fallen Angels, the creator God, Dragons, magical beasts, monsters, the undead and everything inbetween, all of it is real."
Aika stared at him, wide-eyed. "That... You're serious?" When Azazel stood up and unfurled a dozen black wings out of his back, she yelped, her eyes practically bulging in shock. "Holy fuck, you are serious!"
"My name is Azazel, which you knew, but what you don't know is that I was once part of Heaven." Azazel chuckled softly. "Lilith here is a succubus."
"Wait, they're..."
Lilith grinned at the perverted girl. "If you ever want to enjoy a fun dream, lemme know." She purred as she slinked up to Aika and rubbed the girl's jaw. "There's nothing off limits you know... And I can make the dreams be... very... VERY real."
Aika blushed hard as she shuddered. "Oh damn, that..." She sighed in relief as Lilith pulled away. "Please don't do that again."
"Only if you ask." Lilith winked at her. "Anyway, Issei's..."
"A Devil... Or a Dragon... Or something." Aika looked at Issei seriously. "Can someone explain that to me?"
"I was once human." Issei answered her. "Do you remember the day I came to school with Rias Gremory? It was just before Lilith and Ranma came to the school."
"Yeah." Aika nodded. "What about it?"
"Shortly before that happened, a girl by the name of Yuma approached me for a date. We went out and then she killed me."
Aika stared at Issei. "What the HELL did you do to get a girl who asked you out on a date to kill you? Did you try and lewd her when she didn't want to be lewded or something?"
"Not quite." Azazel answered. "She was actually a Fallen Angel by the name of Raynare who decided that Issei was a threat to Fallen Angels everywhere and killed him. Miss Rias Gremory happened to come across Issei as he lay dying and revived him as a Devil under her service."
"...So Rias is a Devil?" Aika asked softly, trembling in shock. "...What about Asia? She's can't..."
"Also a Devil." Issei said to her. "For the same reason as me. She died because of Raynare and Rias revived her as one of her servants."
"But she's so..." Aika couldn't find the word to describe it.
"Religious?" Lilith offered, getting a nod from Aika. "Listen, Devils aren't the evil creatures that you think they are. Do you really think Issei would go around doing things that Devils are supposed to do, like taking souls or stuff like that?"
Aika looked at Issei and slowly shook her head. "No... I can't see him doing stuff like that."
"Good, because I would never do that." Issei grumbled in anger.
"Miss Kiryuu," Azazel spoke up. "If you're curious, come to this room after school. You'll find that things aren't always as they seem."
"I have one last question though..." Aika spoke up and looked at Issei. "Did you really have sex with Rias Gremory?" She asked, her face flushed. "I won't tell! I just want to know!"
Lilith giggled at Issei. "If she tells, I'll make sure that she gets a naughty dream of being a tentacle monster's seed bed." Aika turned blue in the face at hearing that. "And yes..." Lilith looked at her. "It's as bad as hentai portrays it as."
Issei sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "Aika, if any rumors get worse because of this, I swear, I'll..."
"Seriously, Issei, I don't hate you." She muttered. "Just answer my question, please."
"Yeah." Issei nodded at her.
"Well damn!" Aika grumbled. "I lost the bet." Everyone looked at her in surprise. "I bet that if Issei lost his virginity it would be to either an older, obese woman or his two friends."
"WHY WOULD YOU BET THAT I WOULD HAVE GAY SEX!?" Issei screamed, looking genuinely hurt.
"...Because with how you were I couldn't see any of the girls in the school willingly having sex with you?" Aika muttered softly. "Although, if you weren't so hostile to me, I would have slept with you months ago."
Issei gawked at her. "SERIOUSLY!?"
Aika smirked at him. "Hey, there's no way I could get Kiba to jump my bones and you're plenty big. If you weren't so mean I would have let you."
"SUNNVABITCH!" Issei screamed, causing Lilith and Azazel to laugh at him. "It's not funny Mr "I've had a thousand harems" and Ms. "I made the perfect lover for all women everywhere", you know?"
"Yes it is." Azazel and Lilith both said at the same time at his distress.
As she watched that, Aika smiled softly. Even if Issei was a Devil and a Dragon, he was still Issei.
(-)
After seeing Aika off, Azazel turned and gave Issei a serious look. "Are you sure about letting her come? It wouldn't be hard to erase her memory and fix everything."
"I..." Issei looked troubled and shook his head. "I'm not sure, but she hasn't threatened or blackmailed me, so I want to give her a chance."
Azazel nodded and sighed. "I'll tell you this right now. It's been my personal experience that it's best to just erase the memories of those who stumble across our world by accident." He put his hands on Issei's shoulders. "But it's your call, Red Dragon Emperor."
"Sheesh, put all the pressure on me, why don't'cha?"
Azazel didn't even grin as he continued to give Issei that same serious look. "Regardless of what you think you are, or how you act, being one of the Heavenly Dragon Emperors means you are a big shot in the Moonlight World, Issei. Your word has as much influence and sway as mine, Michael's, Sirzechs's or any God." Issei's eyes widened. "Sure, some of the Gods like Indra or Hades are well beyond you and their word carries far more weight than yours does, but you're still an important person in our world." He let go of Issei's shoulders and turned to leave. "Just remember, Issei, she's your responsibility now."
After Azazel left, Issei just stood there in silence as he contemplated those words.
(-)
Hours later...
"So..." Azazel began after the entire research club had gotten into the room. "We've got a bit of an announcement. First of all, whoever took all my pens needs to put them back."
When Lilith II stood up and walked up to the desk and started pulling pen after pen out of her pocket before covering the whole desk with pens, everyone gawked in surprise.
"...You took everyone's pens?" Ranma asked, getting a nod from Lilith II. "Not even a week at school and you're already causing problems." The girl looked away shyly and he chuckled. "It's okay, but people need to have their pens for work."
Lilith II nodded and made a mental note to not take so many in the future. Even if they were fun to play with.
"Secondly..." Azazel walked over to the door and opened it up. "It seems like some of our secrets got found out."
"Hi." Aika Kiryuu waved nervously at the surprised group.
"I just want to say that I would have erased her memories for all of our sakes." Ranma pointed out, getting a nasty look from the glasses girl. "Hey, even if you'd find out eventually, we all have lots of enemies out there that go after us, if you know what's going on, well..."
"But that doesn't happen outside of comics, does it?" Aika asked, getting a sigh from Yohko, Ranma, Rias and Lilith. "...It seriously does?"
"I can't tell you how many times enemies of my clan attacked me through guys I took a fancy too." Yohko grumbled. "Trust me, getting caught up in our world isn't safe."
"Does that happen often?" Aika asked, getting shrugs or nods. "That's not helpful."
"Depends." Azazel answered her. "Just so you know, Miss Kiryuu, I might have let you come here after school, but my first inclination was to erase your memories as well. And before you ask, no, we don't go around messing with people's memories on a whim." He walked over to the front of the room and sat down. "Truth is, keeping normal people from finding out about the supernatural is best for everyone involved."
"I can imagine..." Aika muttered, wondering how many times something unusual happened around this group and she had no idea.
"And now you're probably thinking 'how much weird stuff has happened when I wasn't looking', am I right?" Rias gave her a smile as the glasses girl blushed hard. "It's not hard, your thoughts are written all over your face."
"So everyone here is a Devil?" Aika asked as she tried to straighten her thoughts out.
"I'm an Angel." Irina raised her hand.
"I'm a Fox Youkai." Kunou spoke up, causing Aika to gawk at her. "What?"
"The cute little princess from Kyoto is a Fox Youkai?!"
Ranma shrugged at her. "Yeah, and her mom's in charge of the Youkai Association down there."
"Not to mention your wife." Atsuko grinned, getting a nod from Ranma.
"Wait, you're married?!" Aika gawked at Ranma. "When?!"
"I was thirteen, there was a mix-up in the paperwork, no I'm not getting a divorce and yes, Kunou is my daughter via marriage." Ranma answered the obvious questions.
"This is..." Aika felt faint. "I don't know what to..."
"The offer to have your memory erased still stands, Miss Kiryuu." Azazel spoke up. "If you don't think you can handle it..."
"...No, I think I can." Aika said as she walked over to an open chair and sat down, sighing. "It's just a bit overwhelming is all."
"Yep." Most everyone who had been reincarnated into a Devil or Angel all nodded at that.
Aika blinked as she felt a tug on her skirt. Looking at Lilith II, she tilted her head. "Yes?"
"I'm a Dragon." She bowed and walked over to Ranma, causing Aika to twitch.
"I thought Dragons were large and had lots of scales."
"They normally do." Issei spoke up, chuckling at her. "But most of them can shapeshift into a human form. Lilith II is... Kind of special."
"Lovely." Aika grumbled, wondering what else was going to be heading her way.
Lilith grinned at Aika. "You know, now that you know, we can drag her into our weekend orgies."
Ranma gave her a confused look. "The last time you and I dragged someone into a weekend orgy without breaking them in properly first they became a drooling mess that couldn't stop giggling for a year afterwords."
Everyone looked at him sharply.
"Please tell me that you're joking." Mittelt muttered and sweat-dropped as both Lilith and Ranma maintained serious expressions. "You're NOT joking?!"
"We were in China and there was a lot of weirdness involving a Chinese spirit, an assassin from around Hong Kong, a former Russian Mafia boss and a Chinese Vampire." Ranma answered.
"And that bastard's the reason I don't like Vampires much." Lilith grumbled. "I couldn't even enjoy the orgy as much as I would have liked otherwise."
"The mob boss scared you almost as much as the big tittied Fox MILF does." Ranma pointed out.
"SHE HAD BULLETS THAT COULD HURT ME WHEN I WAS HIDING IN YOUR SHADOW!" Lilith yelled. "It's like, what kind of nutcase has bullets that can do that?!"
"One who had to deal with Russian ghosts?" Ranma pointed out.
"...Did she have big tits at least?" Issei asked, causing more than a few people to look at him in disgust. "WHAT?!"
"Yes, yes she did." Ranma nodded at him. Issei started to grin. "Anyway, Lilith, Aika hasn't been properly broken in yet, it would ruin her completely."
"...Can I join in the orgy?" Issei asked, getting a few dirty looks. "...What?"
"Sure." Ranma nodded at him. "But you have to be willing to either turn into a girl part way in or let Lilith ride you from behind."
"...On second thought, I don't want to join the orgy." Issei turned blue in the face.
"Good, because we only ever had one weekend orgy." Lilith giggled as most everyone in the room face-faulted. "They seriously believed that?"
"I didn't." Atsuko smiled. "Because you haven't had one since I've lived with you."
"But it sounds like them." Mittelt rubbed her head and wondered how she didn't realize they hadn't had a weekend orgy. "Wait, do threesomes count as orgies?"
"No." Ranma, Lilith and Azazel all answered at the same time.
"A true orgy takes a lot more work and is a lot more fun." Azazel said with his arms crossed over his chest, getting nods from Lilith and Ranma.
"...You guys sit and discuss this stuff openly?" Aika asked, her glasses gleaming.
"Of course not." Rias shook her head. "Some days we actually get work done."
"Plus we have a couple of kids and an Angel." Akeno pointed out. "It's not right to talk about that stuff with them in the room."
Lilith II and Kunou both looked around in confusion.
Yohko snapped her fingers and blushed at the look she was getting. "Don't judge me!"
"We weren't." More than one person said, amusement in their voice.
"You know, I can't tell if you're acting like this because I'm human and here or if you act like this all the time." Aika muttered. "So it would be bad if others found out."
"Very bad." Ranma nodded at her.
"How bad?" Aika looked at him.
Ranma grinned. "I'd have to kill you."
"That's bad."
"Indeed." Ranma nodded.
"Master's lying." Lilith giggled. "But we'd have to erase a lot of people's memories and that's always a mess."
"Yep." Azazel grinned. "The world of the supernatural, or rather, the Moonlight World, as it's called, is an open secret. We try to limit the amount of people who know because large groups of people are irrational and easily driven to violence while individuals can be eased into our world." His smile faded away and he gave Aika a serious look. "When people are thrown head-first into our world, generally because of violence that erupts, they panic and cause a lot of problems. And despite what you think, most of the Moonlight World doesn't want humans to be freaked out. Most of us just want to live our lives normally as well."
"So now that you know, Miss Kiryuu." Rias stood up and walked over to her. "What will you do? What happens next is up to you. All of us would prefer to have a peaceful life here in school and, if it helps, very few problems show up during school hours."
Aika wondered why that was, but dismissed that question for now. "...So what is it you Devils do anyway?"
"Go to school, mostly." Rias answered her with a small grin. "But if you wonder about Devil jobs, we make pacts with people. If they have something they want done, they can ask us to do it for them and we accept a previously agreed upon payment. For example," she turned and gestured towards Kiba, who raised a hand and smiled at the two of them, "Kiba here has a repeat client who works long hours and gets home too exhausted to cook but doesn't like to order take-out, so Kiba's asked to cook her meals for her while she rests after work."
"...That's it?" Aika asked, a flabbergasted look on her face.
"I know, that shocked me too when I filled in for Koneko the first time." Issei chuckled. "There's people who want Devils to hang out, do odd jobs and other things."
"...Anyone get called in for something of a more... Adult nature?" Aika asked.
"No!" Issei cried out, hanging his head in despair. "I really wish that was the case."
Rias crossed her arms under her breasts and smirked. "That's because I didn't let anyone." Issei raised his head and looked at her sadly. "As King I have the right to reject any request that seems suspicious, and as much as it could have been fun, I do have to worry about certain things, Issei, so I always rejected that kind of request."
"Think of it this way, Sempai." Koneko spoke up. "Because she was rejecting that kind of requests, you got to have sex with virgins."
"...I suddenly have zero complaints about you not allowing those kinds of requests." Issei said, his voice strangely neutral while most everyone laughed at that.
"You know, all things considered, I'm a bit disappointed that I wasn't told about this sooner." Aika muttered. "And I'm really surprised at how chill you're all being."
"We're not." Azazel said. "It would be simpler if you were to get your memory erased, but Issei seemed to be against that option."
Issei blushed as Aika looked at him. "Apparently being who I am is a big deal, so I can get away with some stuff."
"Anyway, Miss Kiryuu," Azazel gave her a serious look, "realize that if you blab this to anyone not in the know that there will be serious consequences for you. Due to the fact things have changed somewhat in the Moonlight World as of late, the fact you know is being tolerated. So don't push your luck."
"I doubt anyone would believe me if I went rambling about Gods, Devils and Dragons." Aika answered. "But don't worry, I was more concerned that you were putting up a facade and were different than I thought."
"Are we all okay with this then?" Rias asked and looked around the room. Everyone nodded, though Ranma and Yohko were both more relucant. "What's wrong with you two?"
"She's a normal human." They answered at the same time.
"I'm not stupid enough to get caught up in something I can't handle." Aika muttered, causing a few people to groan. "...What?"
"She's just asking to get killed, isn't she?" Mittelt asked and sighed. "Just keep yourself safe."
"Just so you know, none of us are really okay with you knowing about this so freely." Rias told Aika. "But as we've said, just don't go blabbing about this and you'll be fine." Aika nodded.
As Aika talked with Rias and asked questions, Ranma felt a tap on his shoulder. Looking back behind him, he raised an eyebrow at Rossweisse. "Yes?"
"I need to talk to you in the old club room after everyone's gone." Rossweisse said softly, causing Ranma to slowly nod. "Thanks."
Ranma mentally wondered what she wanted but shrugged it off. He'd find out when he found out.
(-)
A couple of hours later...
"Issei?" Ranma raised an eyebrow as he stood in the old meeting room. It had mostly been emptied out, though the couch and shower was still there as Rias had declared that it would be a great place for private meetings. "What are you doing here?"
"That's my line." Issei said as he walked in. "Rossweisse asked me to meet her here after the club meeting."
"So what..." Ranma trailed off as the door to the room closed and Rossweisse stood there, her back to them as she locked the door. "What's going on?"
"You two..." Rossweisse turned to face them, her face red. "Strip!"
"Eh?!" Both Ranma and Issei gawked at her.
"I said after we rescued Ranma that I was going to have a threesome with you two and dammit! I'm going to have a threesome now!" Rossweisse yelled as she started to undo her outfit. "You two, naked, now!"
Ranma and Issei looked at each other and nodded as they took their clothes off. "So, Issei..."
"Can I have her pussy first?" Issei asked, getting a nod from Ranma.
"That's fine, I'll get her ass and mouth first then." Ranma grinned as the three stripped out of all their clothes. "Rossweisse, I suggest that you use your mouth on me first, because I don't have lube on hand."
'They're both so big.' Rossweisse gulped and nodded, trembling as she walked forward to them both. "S...Sure!"
"And Issei," Ranma said, taking his clothes and tossing them to the side, thankful he still had some shower stuff in the room, "if you last less than half an hour, I will NEVER let you forget it."
(-)
Meanwhile...
Lilith twitched as she walked home. "SUNNVABITCH!"
"What?" Nabiki, Mittelt, Atsuko and Yohko all asked.
"Master's in a threesome and I didn't get invited!" Lilith cried out in despair, causing most of the girls to face-fault.
"What's a threesome?" Kunou asked Lilith II, who shrugged.
Ravel blushed heavily at that. "Well, shall we go home?"
"Yes." Most of them nodded.
End Chapter 4