The Morrow Days have been resurrected, but the New Architect banishes them (in full Denizen bodies, mind you) to a mortal life, thus being emotionally-stunted immortal beings with a superiority complex trying to remain secret- oh, and there's a Nithling Emily Penhaligon too. Absolutely NOTHING can go wrong, right? Wait- Nothing? T for later somewhat 'disturbing' scenes.

What happens when I overhear "Eleven pipers piping" in that carol on the radio.

I know She doesn't really die...but it is my favourite of all my poems. I hope you enjoy it as well :) Reviews please!

Perhaps this will shed a little light (or darkness) on the lieutenants of Monday.

A little rivalry and a little plotting. This is for anyone with a brother or sister and anyone else besides. All good stuff. :)

The Will has just been broken, but the Trustees seem to know nothing about where to hide the fragments that they are given. And so, Sunday decides to teach them on how to do so.

We're told that Arthur was chosen as the Heir randomly, and that it could have really been anyone else. But was that really the case? Or was there some other reason for him being chosen?

A prologue of the prologue... Dusk's first steps into freeing the will

Saturday learns about Wednesday's plan to release her part of the Will, so she holds a confession night and promises forgiveness for whoever confesses at the meeting. What she wasn't expecting was for the rest of them to confess to pointless stuff.

It dominated her personality. It consumed her entirely. She deserved so much better than Sunday. Why did he get them? Saturday's large story of envy and hatred.

Because even Art grows tired, and some patterns are destined to be repeated.

She had been destroyed by her desires. But who did Lady Friday desire so much? And how did this once noble denizen come to such a lowly fate? Love and lust are such tricky things to navigate...

Thursday didn't want to draft Arthur, but now he's here, in the Star Fort. Arthur must survive military training, Thursday's rages, and the Piper's war while Leaf battles the Skinless Boy back on good ol' Earth. A rewrite of events from the fourth book on. Loosely inspired by Taywen's ASCENDANT.

Set before the breaking of the Will, the Days aren't enemies yet but just seven friends learning to navigate the murky world of House politics. Loosely follows the plot of Friends the TV series but mostly just my attempt at House humour.

All militaries have to deal with budget cuts, even those at the Center of the Universe. So when the Great Maze runs short on funds, Sir Thursday takes the only logical route- he hosts a huge game of 'The Floor Is Lava' and gets the rest of the House to bet on the winners.

Arthur and Leaf... not many people like this couple for some reason

Because pushing paper all day is boring, even if you get to ride a raft down an Extremely Grand Canal while doing so.

Thursday is violent, volatile and vicious. One should always tread carefully around him. But how did this barbarian become the Commander of the Glorious Army of the Architect?

The New Architect and the various other beings who survived on the Elysium rebuild the House. Post-series, three sentence ficlets that take place in the (new) House before, during and after the events of 'Sixth Deaths and a Homecoming'. Ficlets not in any chronological order.

Exactly what it says on the tin. Domestic fluff, Arthur/Dusk, Restoration!verse.

'"Billions of Denizens and Piper's children and Raised Rats are dead because of me," Dusk says one night.' / Smutty coda to "Anywhere I would've followed you", that's literally it. Slash, Arthur/Dusk, Restoration!verse.

"But he was Arthur's Noon, really; Monday had had nothing to do with it by then." / Monday's Dusk (unwittingly, for the most part) lives with the consequences of his past actions. Post-series, amnesia!fic, Monday's (old) Dusk-centric, Restoration!verse.

Wednesday was one of the most pleasant Trustees in her human form. however, she did become a ravenous beast. All trhough the eyes of her Dawn.

Or, Five Relationships the Piper Had and One That He Didn't. Angst because I like my Architect family extra screwed up! Gen for the most part, with a smidgen of Saturday/the Piper.

"Sunday was not banished immediately. Demoted and stripped of all authority, yes. Humiliated, naturally. But as the new Master of the House, the Piper had allowed him to remain in the House." / AU: The Architect is the one chained in the Deep Coal Cellar. Things do not turn out any better for it. Sunday-centric.