Dance With the Devil

Omake Special

I don't know WHERE this came from, but I wrote it up and now I have to share.

Issei groaned as he got up after that explosion. "I'm okay. Who else is here?" Looking around, he found himself in the middle of some sort of courtyard. At least, that's what it looked like with the walls and fencing that surrounded them.

"I am." Akeno said as she stood up, dusting herself off.

"Yo." Koneko grumbled as she shook dirt out of her hair.

"So, just us then?" Issei asked as he looked around. "...I don't think we're in Japan. Where the heck did Azazel send us?"

"Well, it looks kind of like Earth." Akeno muttered as she looked closely at the buildings. "Maybe the Middle East? All the buildings are destroyed."

"No, there's paved roads." Koneko pointed out. "Maybe Detroit?"

"Who knows?" Issei asked as he looked at the decaying trees, the rotting bushes, the broken walls, the heavily armored vehicle that was heading right towards them and through several buildings. "RUN!"

The three Devils quickly bolted out of the way before the large vehicle stopped right in the middle of the courtyard. The door opened up and a huge man got out. He was bronzed, muscular and was wearing tattered clothing.

"...Issei, I think that's an alternate version of you." Akeno pointed out. "...But a lot more ripped."

"I don't have red eyes." Issei pointed out. "...I also don't have a beard. How the heck is this me?!"

Koneko pointed to the left arm. "Boosted Gear."

"That doesn't prove anything!" Issei yelled in defiance. "I'm not the only Red Dragon Emperor!"

The large man chuckled as his eyes glowed. "I was once known as Issei Hyuudou. But I am now known as Bate. But you can call me... Master." He grinned.

"...Master Bate?" Issei asked dumbly.

There was a sighing sound followed by a quick drum tap with a cymbal clap.

"..." Koneko stared. Climbing out of the back window was a willowy tall woman with snow white hair, cat ears and a long tail. She was thin, but had decent sized breasts and wide hips and a fairly big butt. "...Me?"

"Name's Shirone." The woman rolled her eyes and pulled out a cigarette. "I suggest you three get out of here." She lit up the cigarette and took a puff. "Unless you want to fight against her."

"...Who's her?" Akeno asked as Shirone threw the cigarette away.

"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" A loud, obnoxious laugh filled the air and everyone shivered. Turning, they saw a woman with long, black hair wearing a black dress that only covered her nipples, the bottom of her breasts, her butt and her crotch, leaving her upper chest, arms, legs and belly all exposed. "It is I! The Dark Witch of Nerima! The destroyer of all who falsely claim to be supernatural!"

"Great, Kodachi's here." Bate grumbled as his gem glowed. "I suggest you three get back. This bitch went crazy after her friend disappeared and somehow got the power of Indra in her and since then she's been going around destroying anything that claims to be part of the Moonlit world."

"She's crazy, yo." Shirone nodded.

Issei was about to say something when everything disappeared and he found himself, Akeno and Koneko back in the club room.

Azazel looked a little roughed up as he smiled. "See, Princess? They're all back, safe and sound. I told you I could get them back." Rias merely ran to her peerage and hugged each of them, thankful they were all back safe and sound. "Seeing the dirt on your clothes, I'm guessing it was a success?"

Issei looked at him while hugging Rias back. "Well, we ended up in a parallel world, apparently someone named Kodachi destroyed everything, Koneko grew up and I go by the name of Bate."

"Master Bate, yo." Koneko said with a perfectly straight face while everyone looked at her in shock. "...He said to call him Master."

"...Well, I think I can say that I shouldn't mess with alternate dimensions." Azazel muttered and shook his head. "It's too dangerous."

"It was so dangerous that the Koneko of that world was smoking!"

Rias gasped and gave Koneko a stern look. "If I ever catch you smoking, I'll give you such a spanking." Koneko sweat-dropped and nodded, causing Rias to smile. "Excellent, let's go home now."

After they left, Azazel had a small grin come to his face. "Master Bate, huh? Pfffft!" He struggled to keep himself from laughing hard. "Only an alternate version of Issei would come up with such a corny, yet perfectly in-character name for himself."

I dunno where it came from, but I thought I'd share.

Yes, I'm still working on the story In fact, the next arc is done, just need to let people read and give me feedback before I post here.