Dance With the Devil

Tentacle Troubles

I own nothing. I wish I did, but alas, it is what it is.

Boy, I feel like that meme "who posts at 3 AM?"

"OH BOY! 3 AM!"

Anyway, sorry for taking so long to post, I got very sick last week and it took me time to recover.


Chapter 2

As they walked through the corridors of a cave, Ranma stopped just before they got to the exit. "You two, let me talk to him." He looked at Lilith. "You hate him," then he looked at Bulleta, "and you'll threaten to castrate him."

"And nothing of value would be lost." Lilith grumbled and Ranma sighed.

"Remember, extermination never works, there's always more that are hiding somewhere and will want revenge." Ranma reminded her. "Besides, don't you want to have him owe you a favor?"

Lilith huffed and crossed her arms over her small chest as they walked out of the caves.

"Well, I was wondering why I was smelling Devils." A large, muscular Demon with dark, spiky hair, spikes on his head, back and shoulders chuckled as he looked at the trio that entered his room. "I'd greet you personally, but right now is a little difficult for me."

"King Sekima, I presume?" Ranma looked at the gray-skinned Demon and then did a double take, as did Lilith and Bulleta. "...What in the name of the Abyss happened to you?"

The Shikima King sighed as he sat near the pool that was his throne, his body wrapped in bandages, his blue blood soaking the bandages. Next to him was a green-haired woman with breasts that rivaled Akeno or Rias in size as she tried to change his bandages. "A surprise attack, I'm afraid. Some of my subjects decided to try to overthrow me and not only critically injured me, but took my wife, and fled."

"Apparently they also captured some others as well." Ranma said and looked at the Shikima King more thoroughly. "Okay, what the fuck, I know you're a very strong Demon, you could probably be one of the rulers of Makai if you wanted, so what the hell happened?"

Sekima looked at Lilith and pointed at her. "You... Succubus, what is your name?"

Lilith twitched, she wanted to be out of the room, but she had to play nice, this guy, even in his weakened state, wouldn't be a pushover in the slightest. "Lilith Aensland."

The Demon's eyes widened at that. "Aensland? You are related to Belial Aensland then?"

"He was my father." Lilith answered as she looked at him coolly. "What about him?"

Sekima chuckled and shook his head. "Your father was a great man, he felt like he was some sort of Angel or God, if I'm honest, rather than a Demon, yet he looked after all Demons and tried to protect humans as well. A better leader than I am, I admit, Makai is truly worse off because of it."

Lilith's frown lessened as she looked at him in surprise. "...You speak so... Fondly of him." It wasn't what she expected of another Demon, even one as foul as Sekima.

The Shikima King nodded and smiled softly. "Indeed, he is the one who helped create this space for my kind. He told me once that even if he despised the fact that my kind needed to feed on women's sexual energy, he understood that it was just how we were." He sighed softly, "your father was kind, but strict. It's why he ruled for thousands of years. To think his child was a succubus. If I had known he would have had a succubus as a child, I might have tried to convince him to let me marry you."

"...No thanks." Lilith twitched in disgust. "No offense, but I'm not into your kind." She grabbed Ranma's arm. "I'm more into Master myself."

"Ah, tis a shame, I could have given you pleasure that you would never be able to experience in this or any other life." Sekima chuckled at her. "Then again, it's very rare for me to meet a succubus."

"You know, Lilith..." Bulleta suddenly laughed as something came to her. "If your species needs to repopulate, why not have them breed with Shikimas? It would keep those Demons from going after humans."

"Hmm..." Sekima nodded as he cupped his chin and grimaced from the pain from moving. "A very interesting idea, perhaps we could work something out."

If looks could kill, Bulleta's soul would have been harvested by Hades himself at that moment thanks to Lilith. Bulleta just grinned and stuck her tongue out.

Ranma coughed into his hand and looked at the girl who was attending to the injured Shikima. "And you are?"

"I'm Yaku," she smiled at him, "Miko's friend, but I was asked by her to stay back to help the king out." She looked at Nin Nin and smiled even more. "Good boy, I'm glad that you were able to get us some help."

Ranma looked at the Shikima King. "So..."

The Demon sighed and nodded. "I was here, with my lovely wife, when several Shikima showed up, demanding that I step down from my role as the leader of the Shikima. Naturally, I refused."

"Naturally." Ranma nodded, "and then?"

"I... I do not understand it." He grumbled. "Some of them suddenly had these weird arm gauntlets on. Some had swords that looked normal, but had some power, some had swords pop out of the ground and one of them had the Kijin!"

"Isn't that the Sacred Sword that's supposedly as dangerous to Demons as Weapons of Light are to Devils?" Bulleta asked, getting a nod from the Shikima King. "Hmm, if that's the case, how is he holding it?"

"A replica, perhaps?" Ranma asked. "Jedah was making replicas of lots of things. And this does confirm that there were Sacred Gears being used."

Sekima's eyes widened in shock. "Sacred Gears?! But how?! I've long since tried to avoid anyone who has one as I don't wish to draw unwanted attention to my people."

"Smart man." Lilith muttered and looked at Ranma, who nodded back at her and turned his head.

"Those aren't real Sacred Gears," Ranma answered him, "but rather replicas. While they may not be the originals, they're plenty powerful, and because they're replicas, they don't have the same restrictions."

Sekima suddenly swore in a language that hadn't been heard in hundreds of years. "Please! I beg you." He tried to move but was stopped by Yaku. "My wife, my daughter, her friends, my very people... They are all in danger. I..." He took a deep breath and slowly let it out. "I do not care if I or my people do not survive this, but my wife, my daughter and their friends, please, save them."

"I wouldn't care about your people, your wife or your daughter," Lilith crossed her arms and scoffed at him. "But because Master seems to care, I'm here."

"I don't," Ranma answered her, "but I do care about people in the other realms dealing with super powered tentacle Demons. If Jedah has a way to get them into Heaven..."

Lilith and Bulleta both paused, and their eyes widened at the thought. "Well..." Lilith smirked as an idea came to her. "Master, at least then you'd be able to bed Gabriel after she became a Fallen Angel."

Lilith found herself face-first on the ground from that remark.

Shaking his hand, Ranma sighed and grabbed her, throwing her over his shoulder and looking at the Shikima King. "You wouldn't happen to know where they are?"

"Of course, I do." The Demon answered with a heavy voice. "But who are you, Devil?" His eyes narrowed as he looked at Ranma curiously. "You feel... Odd to me."

"Ranma Saotome, heir to the Anything Goes school of martial arts, married to the leader of the Kyoto Yokai Association, soul bonded to Lilith Aensland, Hero of Kyoto and wrecker of the Khaos Brigade," he looked at Bulleta, who was rolling her eyes, "I forget anything?"

"You forgot that you've bedded one of the four current Devil Kings and are a high-ranking Devil as well." Bulleta rolled her eyes, "anyway, what about it?"

"Saotome?" Sekima chuckled and shook his head. "Small world, my wife told me about the interactions she had with your father."

"Oh no," Ranma groaned and gave him a flat stare. "I'm not marrying your daughter."

"Oh please!" Sekima scoffed, though he visibly grimaced as his battered body disagreed with his actions. "While the subject was brought up, my wife pointed out that Miko would have obligations that would make it impossible for her to remain with anyone."

Ranma raised an eyebrow at that. "And Pops went along with that?" He was usually a lot more hardheaded than that. "Sorry, I get a little jumpy at that, I heard of a version of me that had women promised to marry him that came from everywhere."

"Well, your father WAS interested in trying it, until my wife proceeded to show him why she's my Queen with her whip and bedroom skills." Sekima chuckled as Ranma gawked in surprise.

"Oh, so THAT'S why pops had marks and welts all over his body and couldn't walk right for a few weeks then." Ranma shook his head. As much as he respected his father, the guy did do some really dumb things from time to time.

"And the fact he did that DOESN'T freak you out?" asked Bulleta. Even she found the idea that Genma Saotome had had sex once-now apparently twice, to be especially repugnant.

"Not really," Ranma shrugged. "Given all I've been involved in."

"Plus, we have blackmail material to threaten to tell Nodoka," Lilith smirked from over his shoulder.

"That too," Ranma nodded and smirked, that would be fun. "Anyway, do you know where they are?"

"Of course, I do," Sekima nodded, "I was merely waiting until I had recovered to launch a counter attack. Allow me to give you, their location."

(-)

There was a general chuckling and good mood among the various Shikima as they sat around in the encampment.

"Man, the Shikima Queen looks so fuckable..." One Demon, this one with grey skin, chuckled as he looked at Maria, a dusky-skinned woman with long deep blue hair and large breasts, as she hung from the ceiling of the cave. The woman was completely naked and more than a few of the Demons had their dicks exposed and were looking at her with unbridled lust.

"If this didn't happen so often, I'd almost be annoyed by it." Maria muttered to herself as she sighed. "And I had just gotten a tan too!" She pouted. She had wanted to show it off to her husband after she got back from her vacation. 'Why is it whenever I think things are safe something like this happens?'

"True, but what about that cute girl next to her?" One of the Shikima chuckled as he looked at the long-haired brunette that was chained to the wall and naked. While her body wasn't anywhere near as lascivious as Maria's body, she was still really good looking, plus she was younger and would easily be more tight when their tentacles ravished her.

Sighing from where she was pinned against the wall, Ukyou wondered when she'd get her chance to escape. She had the training; she just needed the opportunity. 'Then again, I've never seen items like those,' she thought to herself as she saw some of the Shikima with weird gauntlets on their arms and legs. 'What are they?'

"I'm so disappointed that the other one is a guy." One of the Demons grumbled as he looked at the one who was incredibly feminine in appearance, but his naked body revealed that he was, in fact, a guy.

"Well, you know, traps are all the rage these days." Another Shikima spoke up. "Are traps really gay?"

"YES!" All of the Shikima answered that one at the same time before beating him up.

"...How are these things so dangerous?" Ukyou asked Maria, who sighed and shook her head sadly.

"They're idiots, but they have their uses, sadly." Maria answered and looked up as she felt a magical surge enter the room. "Well, looks like the mastermind finally reveals himself."

When a tall blue devil wearing a purple outfit appeared in the room, Maria's eyes widened in shock and fear. It wasn't because he was stronger than she was, plenty of beings in Makai were.

It was because she instantly recognized him as one of the three true rulers of Makai. While her husband could fill in for the role of one of those rulers, as two rulers were dead and since the rule of the Aensland family hadn't been solidified yet, the fact was that the Devil in front of them was a great deal stronger than everyone else in the room put together at the same time.

Jedah grinned at the group of Shikima, who all stopped beating on the one who had made the bad joke and spoke. "Nameless minions!"

"I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT ONE!" One of said nameless minions yelled out. "I HAVE A NAME! IT'S A FINE, PROUD BWAH?!"

The Shikima all watched as the nameless minion suddenly fell apart as blades of energy turned him into the consistency of beef stew.

"Oddly, if you had let him finish," one of them said, "his name is translated loosely into 'Cubed Meat'."

Everyone looked at the pile of cubed meat that the Shikima had been turned into with mixed expressions on their faces.

Jedah had a flat expression on his face. "Seriously? How is that a fine, proud name?" Maybe it was for Shikima, Jedah wasn't sure.

"His father didn't have the heart to tell him he was an idiot." The nameless Shikima said with a shrug while the others murmured in agreement.

"...Ah, helicopter father," Jedah nodded. "Didn't know such things existed too often outside of Earth." He smirked as he rubbed his chin. 'Then again, am I really any better with how often I keep tabs on my creations?'

"We call them front line soldiers," Maria muttered softly.

Chuckling, Jedah snapped his fingers before speaking again. "As I was saying..." Jedah grinned at the Demons. "Nameless minions! Today one of you has a great honor!"

"Do we get to knock up the Queen?!"

"Do we get to invade Heaven?!"

"Can we break into a daycare?!"

That last one was beaten to a bloody pulp before being vaporized by Jedah. "...Even I have standards." Jedah muttered, getting nods from everyone. 'You would think that I wouldn't resort to using idiots like this.' He sighed, knowing that not everyone was as useful to him as some of his operatives were.

"Seriously, we might be nightmarish tentacle monsters who only exist to rape anything that moves of the opposite gender, but we're not pedophiles!"

"...We rape sixteen-year-old girls."

"They've gone through puberty."

"Oh, right, then it's okay."

Jedah twitched; this was going nowhere. "Okay! Which one of you morons is the strongest one here?"

"I am!" One of the tentacle Demons walked forward. This one was red skinned, large, muscular and had several tentacles on his back, shoulders and, Jedah noticed, his crotch as well.

Jedah grinned and nodded. "Excellent. You'll be perfect. Come with me. As for the rest of you..." He pointed at the three captives. "Rape them as you will."

"Dude! One of them is a guy!" One of the Shikima yelled out in anger, causing Jedah to blink and look at Konastu, who was blushing softly.

"So, he is. Okay, I'll fix this." Jedah pulled out a crystal jar and disappeared before reappearing next to Konastu. "Rejoice, you'll be one of the few to ever know what it's like to be a guy getting tentacles shoved into her."

Before Konastu could ask what Jedah meant, he poured the contents of the jar over Konastu's head.

Ukyou, Maria and the Shikima all stared in surprise as Konastu's hair changed to a silver color and impressively large breasts formed on his body while his penis disappeared, replaced by a tempting vagina while his, now her, rear end got rounder and shapelier and her hips got slightly wider.

If Issei were around, he would compare Konastu's new breasts to Xenovia in size.

Konastu stared at her new body. "...What did you...?"

"This is a flask of what is known as the Spring of the Drowned Girl from a place known as Jusenkyou." Jedah smirked at her as she trembled. "I even found out that this water can be made so that it's permanent, so I made sure to do just that. So, unlike a normal Jusenkyou curse, where you can turn back into your birth form with an application of warm to hot water, you're permanently stuck as a girl and..."

"THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Konastu yelled, much to Jedah's surprise as he fell over in shock. "I've always thought of myself as a girl! Being raised as one my whole life, I hated the fact that I was born a boy! Now I'm a girl through and through."

Jedah blinked for several seconds, before he looked at the jar ... and then back to Konatsu. "So ... you like what just happened?"

"I LOVE IT!" Konatsu squealed.

Jedah sank a bit, putting the jar away. "Damn humans, always have to take the fun out of what I do, don't you?" He sulked and threw his hands in the air. "This was supposed to be torture, a step towards the destruction of everything you hold dear!"

"Ukyo-sama, how does my butt rate?" Konatsu asked. "Would you consider this a six or higher?"

"...And now the neo-she is ignoring me," Jedah continued to sulk. "Has that brat actually taken my mojo? Am I not the sadistic bastard I was before?"

"I'm so happy!" Konastu was tearing up in delight.

"Ah..." Jedah stared at the neo-girl in shock. "...You're welcome. ...You know that I'm about to leave you to be tentacle raped, right?"

"...Well, I COULD do without that, I suppose." Konastu admitted, blushing as Jedah rolled his eyes and disappeared before reappearing next to the Shikima that he had called out.

"Anyway, have fun with them." Jedah said as he and the nameless Shikima disappeared in a flash of light.

The Shikima looked at each other for a moment before looking up at the bound girls and cheering loudly.

(-)

Elsewhere...

Jedah and the Shikima reappeared in his castle. When the Shikima saw the petite, but incredibly beautiful blonde in front of him holding a chalice, a brown-haired woman looking at him with disgust and wearing a robe and a couple of males, one of whom was badly injured, but he ignored them. "So, did you bring me here to reward me with these two women?"

"In a sense..." Jedah stepped away and nodded at the blonde girl. "But first, look into this chalice."

"I don't see whaAAAAAAAHHHH!" The Shikima screamed as light filled the room and Jedah watched with amusement as the Shikima disappeared into nothingness while the injured Devil that he had saved jerked and twisted on the table. A few moments later the Devil stilled before his body started to rapidly bulk up with muscles as his eyes snapped open and he let out a scream of pure pain.

After several minutes of this, the Devil flopped onto the table, panting heavily.

"Well," Euclid spoke up as he adjusted his glasses, "your plan seems to have worked."

Jedah smirked as the Devil sat up and looked at his body while tentacles came out of his back and waved around in the air. "I hope that the process of fusing you with a Tentacle Demon wasn't too traumatizing..."

The Devil looked at him, while he was far more muscular, larger and had tentacles, his face, old injuries and even aura were unchanged, just how Jedah wanted it. "No, I... I feel much stronger than ever before."

"Excellent..." Jedah grinned at him. "I hope you do better this time in obtaining your goals than you did before," his grin turned savage, "Diodora Astaroth."

The revived Diodora just grinned.

End Chapter 2


Hoo boy, Konastu's now a girl. ...Well, we all thought he was a girl in the manga after all.