Dance With the Devil

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Merry early Christmas everyone. Notes on the next arc at the bottom.

Tentacle Troubles Epilogue


Being in Heaven was an odd experience for Issei. He knew it was because he was a Devil, but there was something about Heaven that bothered him. "Can I ask you something?" He spoke to Griselda, who nodded. "You talk to Irina, right?"

"Sometimes, though I admit not as much as I could." The reincarnated Angel said as she gave him a confused look. "Why do you ask?"

"Well, did she ever mention anything about what Hell feels like for her?" Griselda gave him a confused look. "Because it feels a little weird for me to be in Heaven."

"Well, Devils aren't supposed to be in Heaven." Griselda told him. "You're one of the few exceptions due to being the Red Dragon Emperor." She nodded to another Angel and a circle formed under her and Issei. "Anyway, we're going to be warped to where Lady Gabriel and Lord Michael are with Irina."

Issei nodded and the two disappeared, reappearing in front of a door with Michael and Gabriel standing there on either side of it. However, what drew Issei's attention was Irina, who was wearing a robe around her body, but what had him staring was how she was panting and sweating and looking miserable. Her wings were out and slumping behind her. Unlike normally, they didn't look a brilliant white, but rather a dingy gray. "Irina?"

"Is...Issei..." Irina smiled at him as she clutched her stomach. "It... It hurts..."

"We contacted Azazel about this." Michael told Issei. "He said that what he knows about Shikima toxins is that the only way to purge it from her system is to have sex."

"Yeah, I heard about that." Issei looked at the room behind Irina. "...Is that the room that's out of reality or something?" He smiled nervously at the looks of surprise he got. "Ah, um, Nabiki told me."

"Ah yes, Miss Tendo does have omniscience doesn't she?" Michael said. "That will make things easier. Miss Irina's father claimed that he got the idea in a dream and helped create this room so that Angels and Brave Saints can procreate and create new Angels, since our Father is gone, we've been unable to create new Angels until just recently. And sadly, thanks to Father's passing, the amount of people who are believers has fallen in the world of humans. We still must follow rules about..."

"Right, something about not feeling lust and having nothing but love for each other?" Issei asked and Michael nodded. "Irina..."

"I..." Irina panted as her wings started flashing between black and white. "I can't just..." She screwed her eyes shut. "I can't just do this!"

"If you don't, you'll become a Fallen Angel." Gabriel told her. "And I don't want to see that happen to you."

Irina shook her head. "No!" She pointed at Issei. "I... I'm not Xenovia. I'm not a Devil. I... Marry me!" Issei jerked in surprise. "I will only bed my husband. I want that to be you." She smiled at him while trembling. "Issei, I know you have other girls that you love and are going to marry. But, I want to be your wife. I know that..." She grimaced and clutched her stomach.

"Do we even have time for such a thing?" Griselda asked and Michael pursed his lips. "Lord Michael?"

"Perhaps a quick ceremony then?" Gabriel suggested. "We give them our blessing and recognize them as married and later, when things have calmed down somewhat, we can have a full ceremony for them?"

"That would be for the best." Michael nodded at the suggest and then gave Issei an apologetic look. "For the sake of simplicity, I'll ask you, Issei, will you accept Irina Shidou to be your wife? Not out of obligation, but out of love?"

Irina looked at Issei, not daring to hope that he had the same feelings for her that she had for him. 'It's because he has to, isn't it?' She thought to herself while swallowing as she felt the sensations getting stronger in her body.

"I..." Issei looked at her and closed his eyes. "I'm not the best guy in the world, you know?" He rubbed the back of his head while keeping his eyes closed. "After what I went through with Raynare, I was always worried that no one would ever want me for me." He opened his eyes and smiled at her. "So, don't worry, I'm not doing this because I have to. I want to be with you because you're you, Irina."

"I'll take that as an I do." Michael chuckled as he saw Irina's pupils practically become heart-shaped out of happiness. "Irina?"

"I'll happily be Irina Hyoudou." Irina pounced and hugged Issei. "Thank you! Thank you."

"By the power of Heaven," Michael continued, "I recognize you two as husband and wife." The next thing that any of them knew, Irina was dragging Issei inside and closed the door behind them. "I really hope that this works." He sighed and hung his head. "I doubt this is something that Father would have wanted."

"Who knows?" Gabriel smiled at her brother. "Our Father's way of thinking was very different than ours. For all we know, He foresaw His death and prepared for this."

"Perhaps that's where the Irregular Sacred Gears came from?" Michael mused. "After all, the powers of the Four Great Devil Kings and our Father now resides in people around the world." He looked at Griselda. "I assume you can keep this information private?"

"Of course, Lord Michael." She bowed to him. "If it is okay with you, my Lord, I would like to stay outside and see the results of what happened to Miss Irina."

"Of course." Michael nodded as he looked at the blue door with diamond patterns on it. "I can only hope that this works. For Irina's sake if nothing else."

(-)

Inside the room, Issei was pushed on the bed by Irina, who was stripping out of her clothes quickly. "Irina, I..." He paused as he saw how soaked her underwear and thighs were. "You're..."

"I can't stand it anymore, Issei." She whimpered and tore her panties off, leaving her naked. "Please, make this go away." She teared up as she crawled to him. "If... If I become a Fallen, please don't throw me away. I..." She crawled on top of him and began undoing his pants.

"Oh!" Issei's eyes widened as he reached into his pants pocket. "Here." He pulled out a star pendant. "I was... Oh yeah!"

Irina had a confused look on her face when suddenly there was a loud slap and she jumped in surprise. "Issei, what are..." Suddenly a surge of energy engulfed the two of them and it felt like a massive weight was lifted from her shoulders. "What is this?" While she still felt incredibly aroused, she wasn't feeling the overwhelming lust that was consuming her a moment ago. "Issei?"

Issei smiled at her as he gave her butt a squeeze and then reached down to lower his pants, revealing his hard erection. "A gift, from you to me to you." She gave him a confused look and he chuckled. "I'll tell you later, okay?" Irina nodded and Issei grabbed her and pulled her down to kiss him on the lips. "Want me to be on top?" He asked her and she nodded, allowing him to flip her onto her back as he took his shirt off and kicked his pants off. "I'll be gentle, okay?"

"Yes." Irina nodded and smiled as he positioned himself. However, while he positioned himself, he wasn't moving. "Issei?" She asked while looking at him in confusion. "Why are you stopping?"

"I wanted to enjoy the view." Issei smiled at her. "Plus, it's weird for me. Having sex but not feeling a lot of lust."

Before Irina could say anything, he pushed forward, causing her to cry out in pain as her virginity was taken. "I...I'll be fine." Irina said as tears fell from her eyes and she pulled Issei into a hug. "Just hold me."

Issei nodded and hugged her back, kissing her on the lips. "I won't let anyone hurt you, Irina."

"Thank you." Irina smiled and kissed him again as she became one with her new husband.

(-)

It was hours later, the sun was setting when Issei and Griselda reappeared in front of Issei's house. "Um..." He wasn't sure what to say.

"If you're worried about Irina," Griselda smiled at him, "don't be. Somehow she's still a pure Angel. She needs to rebalance herself and go through a purification ritual to purge any remaining sin from her system, but she'll be back to normal soon, I hope."

"It's not that." Issei shook his head. "I wouldn't recommend using that room just yet for what it's intended. I don't know if it's safe for Angels or not, but I had an item to help. And I can't get more of it for at least a week or more."

"I see." Griselda nodded. "Very well, thank you for letting me know. The last thing we want is more Fallen Angels. I'll return to Heaven to let Lord Michael and Lady Gabriel know about this. Good day," she smirked at Issei. "And don't keep me waiting too long with Xenovia, okay? I want to be able to give her away at her own wedding soon."

Issei smiled at her. "That won't be a problem. Um, tell Irina that I'll see her when she's able to come back." Griselda nodded. "Oh, and, um, tell her to wait on announcing our marriage until we've had a chance to talk with everyone, okay?"

"Fair enough, I suppose." Griselda nodded. "But don't hide it, or I'll think you're embarrassed by her." With that, Griselda flashed white and disappeared.

Issei sighed and walked inside his house. "I'm back." He called out, slightly tired.

"Issei." He perked up as Rias answered him. He walked into the living room to see Rias and Xenovia both looking at him with concern. "How's Irina?"

"She's... Better." Issei answered and sighed softly. "Um, Rias, Xenovia, I want to apologize." Both girls looked confused and he continued. "The only way to help Irina was to have sex with her. But she wouldn't do it unless we were married and... Well... Her name's Irina Hyoudou now."

"I see..." Rias bit her lower lip, feeling envy before she brushed it away. "Is she..?"

"Still a pure Angel, yes." Issei nodded at the question. "It was... Kind of a weird situation." He glanced at Xenovia, who had a troubled expression on her face. "Xenovia?"

"...I'm envious. I know we're engaged, I was hoping to be married to you first." Xenovia looked down, sighed and her shoulders slumped. "But I can't be mad. Irina's like my sister. If I could help end her suffering, I would have done anything." She looked up and gave Issei a gentle smile. "I love her." Her expression flattened at Issei's look. "There's more than one kind of love, Issei."

"I know, but the thought of marrying two sisters and having a threesome is hot, let me have that fantasy!"

The statement, the fact that Issei looked completely serious and the whole atmosphere suddenly had all three of them breaking out into laughter.

"So, everything's good then?" Akeno's voice came from the kitchen as she, Asia and Koneko all walked into the room. "Irina's okay?"

"She'll be okay." Issei nodded and yawned. "I'm kind of tired."

"I'm still sore from last night." Rias admitted. "...Strange to think so much happened in just one day, huh?"

"I'm up for just sleeping like we used to." Koneko said as she grabbed her shirt and took it off. "Naked though."

Everyone stared at her before Akeno giggled and undid her own shirt. "Why not? I'm sore from yesterday too, sleeping together while naked is fine with me."

"I won't lose to this!" Both Asia and Xenovia said as they stripped naked, causing Rias to join in while Issei just grinned and stripped as well. After getting naked, the group all went to Issei's room to sleep together and other than some necking, kissing and light groping, they eventually all passed out in bed, content with the feel of each other.

The girls weren't the only ones completely worn out from the events of the past few days after all.

(-)

Elsewhere...

Sighing as he soaked in the hot tub in the basement, Ranma leaned his head back, closed his eyes and sighed again. "What a day."

"Indeed." A female voice spoke up and Ranma opened his eyes to see a fully naked Kuroka slipping into the hot tub. "Are you ready is my question?"

"You sure about this?" Ranma asked as Kuroka straddled him and he put his hands on her butt. "After what you saw with the kids, are you sure...?" He was silenced as she put her lips on his mouth.

"Don't talk me out of this. I want kittens. And I want you to breed me, right now."

Ranma smirked at the Nekoshou. "Well, I can agree to that. How many?"

Kuroka purred as she felt him get hard and press against her pussy. "At least twins."

"I was going to ask you to join my team for that rating game in the future." Ranma said, sounding a bit disappointed, "but I'm fine with this. I'm not going to ask you to take part in it then. A couple of things though. You aren't allowed to be a disappeared mom and I'm probably not the best at being a father."

"Oh shut up." Kuroka growled and lowered herself onto his shaft, groaning as he filled her pussy up. She hugged herself to him and nibbled on his ear while her arms were wrapped around his neck. "Just be as good a father to our children as you are with Kunou and Lilith II and that's all that you need to be."

"Deal." Ranma nodded as he began to bounce her in his lap. A soft glow engulfed him as he prepared himself. "Just so you know, we're doing this more than once, but you will be pregnant before the sun rises."

Kuroka purred as she bounced in his lap. "Mmmmm... I'm completely fine with being a knocked up kitty for you then."

Ranma grinned as the two made love in the hot tub.

And then again out of the hot tub.

And again in the hot tub.

And again in the shower.

By the time they were done, the whole room was a complete mess and would need to be cleaned.

But Kuroka didn't care as she dozed in Ranma's arms as he carried her, princess style, to his room, not caring about being naked.

After all, he wanted to have some more fun with Kuroka and even if Lilith was sleeping, she'd be mad if he didn't have sex in the same room as she was in at least once.

At the very least, he could tease her about missing out when she finally woke up in a week.

Especially as Kuroka was on all fours above Lilith's sleeping body while Ranma plowed into her from behind.

End Epilogue

End Tentacle Troubles Arc


Yep, that's the end of this arc.

So, next arc is 80% done. I won't have it done until the middle of next month.

But to prove that I'm not blowing smoke out of my butt, have a small sneak peek.


"Well, even if I'm not the biggest pervert, I can beat you with ease." Issei proclaimed while squeezing his right hand into a fist. "Besides!" He pointed his left finger at Nabiki. "Your Sacred Gear was sealed for this, so..." He trailed off as Nabiki started to chuckle. "What?"

"Did you think I didn't know Azazel was going to seal my Sacred Gear for this match?" Nabiki asked with an amused look on her face. "Don't you think that I could find a way around the sealing?" Issei jerked in surprise. "That's right, I've already undone it and I can see the future again."

"S-so what?!" Issei took a nervous step back. "Even if you can see the future and probably know what I'm going to do, it won't help you."

Nabiki put a hand to her lips and giggled. "You're cute when you're flustered, I can see why Rias likes you." She stopped giggling and a sharp grin came to her face. "But you're not only a pervert, you're a Dragon, aren't you?" Issei took a nervous step backwards as Nabiki reached her right hand into her pocket. "And I happen to have a particular rock on hand that Dragons are really weak to. Even Ophis nearly died after being exposed to it for so long."

"You're bluffing." D'draig called out while Issei gulped.

"Am I?" Nabiki grinned at Issei. "Of course, the only real way to know is to read my boobs, isn't it?" She frowned at Issei's conflicted look. "...Oh, that's right. Rias banned you from using that in Rating Games didn't she?" Nabiki shrugged. "Feel free to use it. Perhaps I should take my shirt off to make it easier?" Nabiki asked as she grabbed the bottom of her shirt and started to pull it up.

"I'm not against seeing boobs, but, something's wrong." Issei muttered and charged up a Dragon Shot. "If you have that rock that hurts me, then use it to protect you from this!"

Nabiki narrowed her eyes as Issei fired an energy shot at her. She flexed her fingers in her left hand before pulling her right one out of her pocket with something in it that glowed, causing the blast to disperse and fizzle. "I was kind of hoping that I wouldn't have to use it."

"Dang it, she wasn't bluffing?!" Issei asked in surprise and jumped back.

"I still think she was, that wasn't that strong of a blast, Issei." D'draig told him, "she could have used a simple shiny rock and a defensive spell to make it seem like the attack was useless."

"Dang it, sorry, Rias." Issei muttered as he focused his power. "Boobielingual!" A field erupted around him and focused on Nabiki. "Now let's see what you're hiding."

Nabiki grinned as she felt Issei's mind reading ability come over her. "Got'cha." She whispered.

Issei's eyes widened and he took a staggering step backwards. "What? What is this?" Images flashed through his mind that had him trembling and he felt himself getting sick to his stomach.

Nabiki sighed in relief as Issei trembled. "I was worried that you'd realize that I was bluffing." Nabiki chuckled as she opened her palm, revealing a white crystal-like rock. "I didn't unseal my Sacred Gear and I don't have any Dragonice on me. Good thing rock candy can look like Dragonice, huh?" She asked while walking out from behind the debris and throwing the candy over her shoulder as Issei fell to his knees and threw up. "But you can't hear me, can you? You can only see those horrible images, can't you?"

Issei's eyes had shrunk to pinpricks as he shuddered. "The...The women... They're so... UGLY!" He screamed in dismay.


Nabiki, you're evil.