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If I did, there'd be a LOT more sex, dammit!

Chapter 1

After school was let out, Gasper left his classroom and met Koneko outside. "Ready to get our butts kicked again?"

Koneko groaned and slumped. "I swear, she's only taking such pleasure because she's my sister." Sure, Koneko had gotten faster at using her powers since Kuroka had offered to help her and Gasper out.

The half-Vampire gave Koneko a small frown. "Have you still not forgiven her?" He almost let out a yell as she growled. "Sorry! Sorry!"

Koneko let out a huff as she tried to calm down. "No, I'm sorry. It's just, I know why she did what she did." It didn't make the trauma and suffering that she had went through any less painful no matter how many reasons Kuroka had or how justified she was in doing what she did. "I won't..."

"Oh, there you two are." Koneko and Gasper looked up as they came close to the stairs that went to the doors that led outside.

"Hey, Nabiki." Gasper waved at the brunette. "Why are you here?"

"Oh, just wanted you to know that Kuroka called me earlier." Nabiki answered as she turned and started walking down the stairs while Koneko and Gasper followed after her. "She said that you two can have today off, but since there's no school tomorrow, she wants you two to come over so she can have some real fun with your training." A smirk came to her face as she looked over her shoulder to see Koneko grimace while Gasper had a confused look on his face. "You can come over with Xenovia tomorrow, since she likes to spar with Yohko in the morning."

Koneko had a flat look on her face. "The training your King put me through was evil, I hate it."

Nabiki sweat-dropped and nodded. "I don't blame you there." She really didn't understand how Ranma, Yohko, Lilith or Atsuko found the training they went through fun, enjoyable or anything short of torture. She had thought it was because she had been a normal girl before being turned into a Devil, but even Leonardo had confirmed that other than Cao Cao, none of the Hero Brigade trained anywhere near close to what he had seen what Ranma was willing to do.

"I swear, if I didn't know that he didn't need much sleep, I'd swear he cheats somehow." Nabiki muttered to herself. "Anyway, come on, I'll walk you two to the clubroom."

"Thanks." Both Koneko and Gasper said as they followed after her.

As they got closer to the old school building, Gasper looked around and saw no one was around them and picked up the pace of his walking so he could get ahead of Nabiki, who paused at the look of determination on his face. "I need to know, Nabiki. How can I unlock my Balance Break?"

She gave him a flat, annoyed look. "Considering that we're scheduled for a Rating Game during the break, don't you think that helping you unlock it easier would be a bad idea for my side?"

Gasper shook his head. "It's not that! I..." He balled his hands into a fist as he looked at her. "I don't want to be useless! Valerie's in the clutches of Jedah, I don't know what's happening to her and he could show up whenever. I want my Balance Break so I can do something to stop him and protect those I care about."

Nabiki's look melted into one of approval. "Good, if you gave me any other answer, I would have told you to pound sand. I'll look it up and help you when you show up tomorrow." Gasper nodded and she looked at Koneko. "How about you? Anything you want me to look up for you?"

"No." Koneko shook her head. It wasn't that she didn't have anything she wasn't curious about. It was more that she didn't know what she wanted to know and decided it was just best to not worry about it.

"Sure."

(-)

In the clubroom...

Azazel shook his head as he watched Mittelt walking back and forth. "What's wrong?"

"Can't believe I'm saying this," the petite blonde sighed and her shoulders slumped, "I miss Lilith. Things were never boring with her around. Ranma's been less energetic and fun lately."

"I thought you hated her teasing?" Azazel smirked as Mittelt blushed and stammered. "Relax, I understand. You got used to it and now that it's not there, you start to long for it."

Mittelt sighed and sat down on the nearest chair. "Is that weird?"

Azazel's expression softened. "All things considered, Mittelt, how you have separation anxiety and how Lilith accepted you instantly, I don't blame you."

Mittelt had a flat expression on her face. "She wanted Ranma to fuck me until I was a mind-broken slut that could only think about his dick." Her expression softened as she looked down. "She never held that I was a Fallen Angel against me." True, Lilith had protested that Ranma had let her leave, but Mittelt never regretted her decision to return. "...Is it weird that I miss the sexual harassment?"

Azazel burst out laughing and shook his head. "You don't mind it and miss it because it's Lilith. If it was nearly anyone else, you'd probably hate it." He would have said more but the doors opened up and Issei, Xenovia and Rossweisse walked in. "No Princess today?"

"Rias and Akeno were asked by Sona to help deal with something." Issei shrugged helplessly. "I'm sure it's nothing they can't handle."

"Odd that she needs both of them." Azazel mused. "Unless they had to go to the pool?" Issei nodded and Azazel snapped his fingers. "Ah, right, a couple of the trees near the pool had a few branches break off just before gym class was over and it's quite the mess. I'm sure that she wants the help in destroying the large debris before she removes the rest."

"Was anyone hurt?" Mittelt asked and Azazel shook his head.

"Nothing serious, a couple girls had their swimsuits caught by a stray branch and one boy had a scratch on his arm. From what I heard they're all fine now."

Issei opened his mouth and a bright light flooded the room, causing everyone to wince and look away. When the light show ended, everyone blinked out the light and turned to the center of the room.

Standing there in a Kuoh uniform and smiling brightly was Irina. "Hi!" She waved at everyone before jumping at Issei and tackling him to the ground. "Missed you, darling!"

Azazel laughed while Ranma, Nabiki, Koneko and Gasper all walked to the room. "Welcome, you four."

"Oh, so that's what was going on today." Ranma said and looked at Nabiki, who nodded. "Neat."

On the ground Issei wanted to say something, anything, but feeling the way Irina was trembling had him shut up and just hug her, which caused her to let out a hiccup and let out a slow breath as she slowly calmed down.

After several minutes, Irina finally let go of the hug and stood up, wiping her eyes, which were leaking tears. "I'm sorry. I thought I'd never see you again and when I finally got to see you, the first thing I did was that."

"Hey, I'm not complaining." Issei grinned as he stood up. "Are you okay?"

She nodded and clasped her hands. "Yes, see?" Her wings extended out of her back, still pure white as ever and illuminating the room. "I'm still pure!"

"That's great!" Issei smiled at her before blinking as he felt a tug on his arm. Looking down, he saw Koneko pointing at his left hand. "Huh?" His eyes widened as he saw a glowing, golden band on his left hand.

"Ah! I have one too!" Irina yelped in surprise. There was a giddy tone to her voice as she spoke next. "Lord Michael! Thank you for this wondrous surprise!"

"Make your wings disappear for a second." Azazel told the redhead, who nodded and did so, the bands disappeared. "Figures," he smirked, "my brother's pretty straight-forward, but he can be crafty if he wants to be."

"So the question is now, do you want to announce this or not?" Nabiki asked them. "If you do, there's a few ways to make it seem like it wasn't intentional and you two are just going along with it." She rolled her eyes at their confused expressions and pointed at Ranma. "It worked for him and Yasaka."

Ranma waved her off. "Mix up in paperwork, improper filing, you two got back some paper saying you were married recently when you both went to file for something." Ranma paused as he thought about something. "Issei, you had your home remodeled not too long ago, how hard is it to say that your dad had you go in with some papers and due to a mistake you two ended up married?"

"Irina just happened to be in the offices and was signing some paperwork over something and you both forgot about it until you got this piece of paper." Nabiki said as she pulled out some paper out of nowhere. "That's your signatures. The original copies are filed away and in the wrong place no one will look."

"...How did you..?" Issei asked as he and Irina both looked at the paper. "This looks legitimate!"

"It is." Nabiki smirked at them. "Omniscience, remember? That includes the ability to forge anyone's signature perfectly. If I wanted to, I could make every single billionaire penniless overnight, bankrupt several governments and cause the entire global market to collapse."

"Please don't. Azazel had a strained look on his face as he imagined her doing that. "I don't think the world could handle such a thing."

Nabiki had an almost offended look on her face. "What do you take me for? Some kind of international banker?" She scoffed at the looks she got. "I have no interest in doing that sort of thing. It would be amusing at first, I admit, but too many people would get hurt."

"...Are you okay?" Mittelt asked Nabiki while giving her a look of suspicion. "I mean, I've known you the longest and you were always going on about money and stuff..."

Nabiki waved off her concerns. "While such a thing is tempting, there's too much money that's tied up in such an endeavor. Besides, I've already seen what would happen if I did that." It had been amusing at first before the sheer amount of chaos and despair people went through made such a decision a lot less fun and entertaining. She had seen too many people starve to death or go without needed medical treatment because of that decision.

"Well, let's just leave it at that." Azazel said while giving Nabiki a sharp look. She gave him a slight nod back and he felt himself relaxing a bit. "I do think that doing a cover story of you two being accidentally married would help." He grinned as he looked at Irina, "after all, I don't think you want to keep it a secret, right?"

"Of course not!" Irina protested. "I mean," she had a bit of a sad smile on her face, "saying that this was a mistake and all that..."

"Have fun with it then." Ranma shrugged. "If anyone asks, just say that you were so amused by the idea that you started calling him hubby, honey, darling or whatever you want to call him."

"That's a great idea!" Irina practically squealed in delight and squirmed in place. "Ooooh! How should I do this? Walk to school while hugging your arm? Should I be at the school and surprise tackle you?"

"That would be the most amusing, do it." Azazel chuckled in amusement as he leaned forward in his seat. "Make you call him darling when you tackle him too." The amount of rumors that would fly around if she did that would make for a very fun few days at least.

Irina squirmed and let out a small squeal of delight. Issei was about to say something when he noticed that Xenovia wasn't in the room anymore. 'Huh, I wonder where she went.' He thought to himself before realizing the door was open and no one was there, so he slipped out of the room.

(-)

Issei didn't know what drew him to the roof of the old school building, but he was glad that he did.

Standing on the roof and looking out at the city was Xenovia. Issei wasn't sure why, but he found it impossible to say anything. It wasn't just because there was a breeze causing her skirt to flutter up, showing off her light blue panties. It wasn't even how she turned to look at him and he could see some real sadness in her beautiful eyes.

No, what was causing Issei to not be able to speak was that there was something ethereal about the whole scene and he felt like he would ruin it if he said something first.

It was almost a minute later when Xenovia reached up to rub her eyes. "I'm so stupid. I'm happy for Irina. I'm glad that she got that problem taken care of. I'm glad that she's not a Fallen. It's just..." She looked down and sighed. "I was looking forward to being your first wife." She looked back up and smiled sadly. "Or at least being married to you at the same time as Rias."

"...Are you mad at her?"

"NO!" Xenovia shook her head. "I'm not mad!" She fidgeted and sighed, slumping. "I don't know. I guess I'm just being stupid."

Issei found himself walking up to the distraught girl and put his hand on her shoulder. "You know, you are stupid sometimes." Xenovia gave him a confused look and he chuckled. "But that makes you really cute, you know?"

Xenovia had a frown on her face and she looked away. "Yeah, but..."

The next thing she knew, Issei grabbed her head to force her to look at him before he put his lips against hers. The kiss only lasted a moment, but Xenovia was blushing and silent when he was done with it. "I wouldn't love you as much as I do if you weren't the way you are."

"...When did you become so smooth?" Xenovia asked him.

"I dunno, it felt like the right thing to do." Issei chuckled before Xenovia smirked and wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling him in. "I guess I was right?"

"Yes." Xenovia smirked and kissed him on the lips.

The two made out for what felt like a long time before the door to the roof burst open.

"She's stealing Issei time! Get her!" Koneko pointed as she, Irina and Asia all rushed out onto the roof.

Xenovia and Issei broke the kiss and the blue-haired girl had a blush on her face as she smiled at them. "I just needed to clear my head is all."

Asia pouted as she got up close to Xenovia and poked her in the boobs. "You know we're not supposed to have kissy-kissy sexy time at school!"

"We aren't?!" Issei yelped in surprise. "But I had a threesome with Ranma and Rossweisse in this building."

Koneko gave him an annoyed look. "Rias had to get rid of the couches after you three were done with them and get new ones." Koneko liked those couches too! They had been worn in just enough that sleeping on them was comfortable if it was needed. The only reason Koneko wasn't absolutely furious about the couches in the old club room being replaced was because it wasn't in use much anymore.

It didn't make her favorite napping couches missing any less annoying though.

"So we all agreed not to do that stuff while we're here." Asia continued while gesturing to the school.

"...When did that happen?" Issei asked in confusion. "I would have remembered a meeting like that."

"You were at the arcade with those two perv friends of yours." Koneko said flatly. "Something about a new fighting game?"

"Oh right!" Issei slammed his left fist into his right palm. "I ended up staying there because Azazel showed up and we had a small tournament over the game." Sadly for him, he didn't win.

Thankfully he was mollified by the fact that Matsuda, Motohama and Azazel hadn't won either and the winner was some random girl that none of them had met. The girl had walked off with over 80,000 yen, which was a real bummer. Issei wasn't too upset, it had been Azazel's money after all.

(-)

Later that day...

Ranma sighed as he got home. He smiled as Kunou, Lilith II and Kuroka came out to greet him. "Surprised you two didn't show up at the club house today." He nodded to Kunou and Lilith II.

"It was too nice to stay inside." Kunou answered, "so the two of us started to come home and we found this little park not far from here."

"The one with the merry go round and three swings?" Ranma asked, getting a nod from the girls. "There isn't much else there." He had seen it a few times in the city and it usually had a couple of kids playing on the equipment.

"There was someone there too." Kunou told him. "She said something about wanting to meet you."

Ranma's pupils shrank. "She? Who's she?"

At that moment, a girl with short blue hair with a yellow bandanna over her forehead and blue eyes ran out of the hallway. She was wearing black shorts and a red shirt. "That bathroom was freaking huge, waaagh!" She yelled as she tried to stop only to fail as her socks didn't allow her to stop in time as she found her right leg going up high in the air and she found herself on her butt. "Oww!" The girl whined and rubbed her backside. "That hurt."

"Are you okay?" Ranma asked with a sweat-drop as he walked over to her to help her to her feet.

"Yeah, I'm fine." The girl nodded as she stood up. "But enough about me!" She pointed at Ranma. "You're the guy that corrupted Yohko and turned her into a Devil!"

"Ahum..." Ranma scratched the side of his head. "You're technically correct, I guess." He gave Kunou a bit of a harsh look before looking at the new girl. "And you are?"

"Ah! Sorry!" She smiled and rubbed the back of her head. "I'm Azusa! Kanzaki Azusa! Apprentice Devil Hunter now that Yohko's no longer the Devil Hunter."

"And..." Ranma had a perplexed look on his face. "Why would you come to a lair of Devils? Especially the one who turned Yohko into a Devil?"

Azusa sighed and slumped. "Can a girl miss her friend? I did some research and found that you lived in this city, so I was looking for you, got bummed out that I couldn't find you and started playing on some swings when these two showed up and started playing and your name came up."

Ranma sighed and rubbed his forehead. "Kunou, Lilith II, I don't care how strong you two are, if someone ever asks for me, you either call me or come find me. Do not bring someone looking for me to my home."

"Sorry." Both girls said in an admonished tone of voice.

Azusa smiled and held up her hands in a manner that meant she meant no harm. "Please. I'm not stupid. I'm not going to go and kill a Devil, Youkai or Demon simply because they exist. After seeing the problem Yohko had with one of her family's enemies, I don't want that much trouble."

"It's alright." Kuroka told him. "I normally agree with you, but she really seems like she's missing her friend. We had a conversation that lasted quite awhile."

Ranma sighed as he gave her an annoyed look. "Alright, fine." He looked at Azusa with a stern look. "Don't attack anyone, don't break anything, you hurt anyone and I'll put a poison oak curse on every pair of underwear and swimsuit you ever wear in the future."

Azusa's eyes bugged out and she nodded rapidly. "Yes! I'll be good! No causing problems! Am I allowed to spar?"

Ranma waved her off as he walked towards the stairs. "No major or permanent injuries or death. Get carried away and I'll put that curse on you before you leave."

"YEEK!" Azusa let out a shriek. "I'm a good girl!"

Ranma gave her a sharp look, before nodding and walking up the stairs. "I'm going to go lay down for a little bit." The others nodded and Ranma walked to his room, feeling exhausted. "Urgh." He opened the door to his room and then closed it, leaving the room in pure darkness. Thanks to his Devil senses, he had no problem navigating his room in the dark. "This day sucks."

A pair of arms wrapped around him from behind, much to his surprise. "Really?" A voice that he hadn't heard in awhile spoke up. "Master..." He felt her body press against his. "I finally wake up and you seem so tired."

"Lilith?" Ranma's eyes widened as he got out of her embrace and spun around to see her. "You're... Awake? Holy infernal abyss! You grew!" While her hair was still pink and short and her eyes were still a dark purple, she had gotten a bit taller, but none of that was what Ranma was focused on...

"You like my boobs, master?" Lilith grinned as she gave them a squeeze. "A bit smaller than Rias, but I'm sure that I'm bigger than Morrigan's tits are." She grinned and pounced on Ranma, tackling him to the bed. "Then again, I dunno, I've never felt her tits, you have." She kissed him on the lips. "How about it, Master? My body's brand new, meaning I'm a virgin all over again. Want to compare me to my other self? Or maybe you want to take all my virginities again?" She perked up as she felt something hard touching her thigh. "I'll take that as a yes."

"My loli is all grown up." Ranma said in mock despair. "No one will be able to call me a lolicon anymore." Ranma grinned at her. "But you're right if you think I want to take your virginities a second time." His hands grabbed her ass and squeezed it. "At least your ass still feels perfect."

Lilith practically purred as she was flipped over and pinned to the bed. "Oh no! Master! Help! A brute is going to have his way with me." She grinned while making her clothing disappear. Ranma was already naked as he knelt over her body.

Ranma didn't say anything more as he leaned in and started kissing and fondling his succubus. It had been too long in his mind since he last had her.

The only sound coming out of the room for the rest of the day was their moans, the bed creaking and other sounds of sex. But for everyone in the house, it was normal.

End Chapter 1

Yep, Lilith's back! Now grown up. No more "Ranma is a lolicon" jokes. ...Right?