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If I did, there'd be a LOT more sex, dammit!

And, yes, I know that the DxD editor won't let there be on-screen sex. Fine, but couldn't we get at least some heavy petting sessions on-screen then?!

Chapter 5

Azazel smirked in amusement as Lilith walked into the club-room looking absolutely exhausted. "Rough day, your highness?" He asked as she flopped on one of the couches, her large breasts wobbling from the action in a way that he could appreciate.

Lilith groaned as she pushed herself up on her elbows. "I'm glad I can change my form, but keeping myself in my old loli form for hours on end is tiring." She didn't understand why, either. Shape-shifting for hours was something her species could do with ease. 'Maybe it's because we tend to turn into something that's about our size? I turned into a horse once before master became my master and that was really tiring.'

Azazel grinned at her. "Well, at least it's just for a week, right?" Lilith nodded and flopped back on the couch with her arm over her eyes. "Also, this might not mean much to you, but your panties are on full display."

"I'm a Succubus." Lilith reminded him. "Even if I'm not in my Succubus form, I don't have the same taboos as humans or other species do." She sighed and shifted so that she was laying on her side. "Urgh, sudden growth spurts suck."

Azazel nodded. "Well, after this week, there's a couple of weeks for winter break." Lilith perked up. "So when you get back from break, you can just say that puberty hit you then. It'll look a little less suspicious."

"Yeah..." Lilith nodded, though something in the way she said that caused Azazel to pause for a moment. "So, Azazel, have you decided how the match will go? Right now both Issei and Master have ten people."

"Hmm, well, if we can't get anyone else, we'll work with it." Azazel shrugged and was still blown away by the fact that Issei had two Angels and Vasco Strada willing to team up with him. Irina wasn't a surprise, but Griselda Quarta had been a shock to him. "Anyway, yes, but I won't tell you until the others all get here." Lilith nodded and shifted so she was on her back again with her arm over her eyes. "...I get that you view things differently than me, but I think you need a blanket before any of the kids show up."

"Gasper is the only one who'd freak out about seeing me in my underwear." Lilith said in a detached voice. "Koneko's not a virgin anymore, the other Lilith has to be reminded to put clothes on at home all the time, Leonardo's seen Kuroka running around topless when she chases after the other Lilith and bathes with Atsuko."

Azazel raised an eyebrow at that last bit. "...May I ask why?"

"Something about being like her little brother or something." Lilith said disinterestedly. "I spied on them, the two just wash each other's backs and soak in the tub and talk. And before you ask, Master already asked Leonardo if he wanted to join the Rating Game and he said no."

"I'm not surprised." Azazel muttered, knowing that Leonardo had been really hurt by being abandoned by the Hero Faction and used by Jedah. "Anyway, I'll tell everyone at once." Lilith nodded and sighed as she tried to relax. "There's one question I have for you, Lilith."

"Hmm?"

Azazel folded his hands in front of him. "Why did you fixate on a young boy like Ranma? Enough to willingly become his servant. After all, you were with him for ten years, he's about seventeen now, so he would have been about seven then."

"I think so..." Lilith nodded about the age. "Anyway, I was curious. Part of me loves to fight and Master and his father were fighters, so I joined in to train. Plus, I had no clue why Master was able to survive me trying to suck his soul out." Azazel raised an eyebrow in shock and Lilith jerked in surprise. "Ah! That sounds bad. I was a newborn succubus and instinct just took over!"

"I suppose that is a thing, huh?" Azazel muttered. "So you had no clue about Sacred Gears back then?"

"Jedah didn't put the information into my head." Lilith said. "Dad was born before humans had them and helped create Makai and had all sorts of Youkai follow him into that realm and then he sealed it off."

"Yeah, we made a mess of the human world." Azazel muttered, remembering how angry God had been about the whole situation. "Even if our children made a mess of the world and kind of deserved what dad did to them, I'm glad at least one of them survived."

"It's curious when I think about it." Lilith tilted her head. "Technically, one of the Fallen Angels is my grandfather. With my luck, Mittelt is actually my aunt or something."

Azazel snickered at that thought. "Should I get you a banjo recording to play when you play with her?" Lilith giggled, but shook her head. "Who knows? Maybe you're my grand-daughter."

Lilith's eyes lit up and a mischievous smirk came to her as she sat up. "Well, in that case." She suddenly jumped at Azazel, tackling him to the ground. "GRANDPA!"

It was at that moment that the door opened up and Rias, Akeno and Asia all walked into the room. "...Well, this is quite the situation to walk in on." Akeno giggled while Rias and Asia stared in surprise.

"Oh, hey girls!" Azazel waved and chuckled as Lilith got up and helped him to his feet. "We were just having some fun is all."

"...Wait..." Lilith stared and pointed at Akeno, who blinked and pointed at herself. "How come Akeno isn't a Nephlim? My dad was!"

"Oh, that's because my dad made sure that couldn't happen again when we became Fallen." Azazel explained to her. "He didn't want to flood the world every other generation to stop over-powered giants."

"I have so many questions." Rias muttered and shook her head. "I'm sure that there's a reason for all of this." Lilith nodded and Rias smiled. "Excellent, you can explain it then."

"We were talking and the subject of her father came up." Azazel explained to Rias, "and a few facts came up and Lilith was just curious about a few things."

"Oh, is that all." Akeno asked with a sweet smile on her face. "Lilith, what makes you think that I should have been a giant woman?"

"...Well, some people would find it hot, so..." Lilith shrugged and Akeno tilted her head in confusion. "I mean, I don't get the giantess fetish myself, but some people are like that."

"...People are weird." Asia, of all people, summarized, getting nods from the others. "Oh, if you're wondering, Ranma, Kiba, Irina, Xenovia, Yohko and Atsuko were playing some volleyball against each other. Issei, Gasper and the other Lilith were watching."

"Speaking of Dragons..." Azazel looked at Lilith. "How is Ophis doing?"

"...She was awake this morning." Lilith told him, getting a shocked look from the others. "She... I don't know what to think of her, she feels off."

"Hmm, might have to see her later then." Azazel muttered. "What's she doing right now?"

"Well..." Lilith sweat-dropped. "Bulleta's watching her." She nodded at the looks of surprise that Azazel and the others had. "I know. I hope everything's okay."

(-)

Meanwhile...

Ophis tilted her head as she looked at the fridge. "Hmm..." She turned her head and saw a bug. "...Oooh." She pounced at the bug and before Bulleta, who was walking towards her, could react, she opened her mouth and ate it. "...Yuck." Ophis stuck her tongue out.

"...Aren't you some super ancient Dragon?" Bulleta asked and Ophis nodded. "...Why did you eat the bug?"

"I wanted to know what it tasted like." She crossed her arms and huffed before looking at herself. "...Why am I in this large shirt?"

Bulleta stared at her. "You've been wearing that all day! How did you not notice?"

"Cumbersome." Ophis muttered and took the shirt off and threw it at Bulleta and looked down. "...I don't like these things either." She muttered and grabbed her panties and pulled them off. "Better."

"...Well, at least no we know where the other Lilith gets her nudist tendencies from." Bulleta grumbled. "Look, can you put this shirt on at least?" Ophis frowned at her and Bulleta felt her eye twitching. "I don't care if you're naked, but if other people show up, it would be bad."

"Fine." Ophis walked over to Bulleta and took the shirt and put it on. After getting it on, she flexed her fingers. "I feel so weak."

"You were sleeping for a few months and half your soul is missing."

"Oh." Ophis nodded and snapped her fingers, causing a large, fully cooked steak to appear in front of her. "Okay."

Seeing Ophis start to eat in earnest, Bulleta grumbled. "Great, we have two reality warping Dragons that live here now."

Ophis paused with steak juices running down her mouth and soaking her shirt. "Hmm... Maybe I should get the Red Dragon Emperor?"

Bulleta jerked as Ophis disappeared. "Wait!" She cursed and hoped that things wouldn't be bad.

(-)

Back at school...

Issei waved as he walked into the club room with both Kunou and Lilith II behind him. "Hey, I'm, bwah?!" He yelled in surprise as someone suddenly appeared on his face, knocking him to the floor.

"What the?!" More than one person yelped in surprise.

"Ophis?!" Azazel raised an eyebrow in shock. "What are you doing here?"

"Looking for the Red Dragon Emperor." The loli Dragon said, her expression completely neutral. "Where is he?"

"You're sitting on him." Azazel chuckled and Ophis looked down before nodding and getting up. "...Are you only wearing a shirt that's covered in liquid?"

"Yes." Ophis said, wondering why he asked. "Is it important?"

Issei was giggling softly. "...So that's why Ranma likes lolis."

"Who's a lolicon?" Ranma asked as he, Yohko and Atsuko walked into the club room. "Huh? Ophis? You're finally awake?"

"Yes." The sleepy-eyed girl nodded. "My outfit, I can't make it right now. And I don't like this shirt, it's itchy."

"You probably need a bath and clean clothes anyway." Ranma mused as he lightly kicked Issei. "...Are you only wearing that shirt?" Ophis nodded. "Oh, that's why, you landed on Issei's face, huh?"

"Yep." Azazel chuckled. "I'm guessing our resident uber Dragon doesn't know much about modesty."

Ranma pointed at Lilith II, who was standing up, her ponytail on end. "She runs around naked whenever she can at my place."

Lilith II pouted as she reached up to smooth her hair down. "No one minds." She looked at Lilith, who was giggling. "What?"

"I'm a pervert and Master probably likes seeing you naked."

Ranma rolled his eyes. "Lilith, I'm not into little girls, you know that."

"True," Lilith nodded, "you just attract them like honey attracts bears."

"...I feel like I would be in danger around him." Ophis said and pointed at Issei. "Red Dragon Emperor, I shall live with you."

"Wait, what?!" More than one person said at once as Ophis walked over and hugged Issei.

"He's a Dragon, maybe he can help me beat up Big Red in the future?" Ophis said. "It's decided then."

"Ah, sure?" Issei wondered where this was coming from, but decided it wasn't worth fighting about. "But, you'll have to come to school." Ophis gave him a confused look. "Well, it would be boring at my place all by yourself. Why not come to school and live as a normal girl instead of as a Dragon?"

"Hmm..." Ophis thought about it before nodding. "Okay." She tilted her head in confusion. "Does this mean I have to wear clothes that squeeze around my butt?"

"We'll..." Rias began, "get you some properly fitting panties, okay?" Ophis nodded in agreement. "...But why agree so easily?"

Ophis shrugged. "Nothing better to do. Besides, I don't want that bad chocolate candy anymore."

"Introduce her to bananas." Azazel offered. "Anyway, I guess that means that Ophis is now part of the club, huh?" Ophis nodded. "Fine, but please behave and listen to me, I'm the one in charge of this room after school."

"Okay." Ophis nodded and tugged at her shirt. "I don't like this thing."

"Well..." Azazel chuckled. "How about we get our little nudist Dragon some comfortable clothing before she strips and runs around naked and the cops get called on us?"

"I'll get her cleaned up." Asia offered and led Ophis to the old club room with its shower.

"Well..." Akeno smiled in amusement. "This should be interesting."

Lilith tilted her head. "...Issei, I recommend you find a way to keep her out of the bedroom." Issei gave her a confused look. "Unless you want her to join in."

Rias gave Issei a dirty look. "Do not lewd the Dragon loli."

Ranma snickered as Issei got all flustered and stumbled over his words. "Now who's the lolicon?" He smirked while the others laughed at Issei's expense.

(-)

Meanwhile...

Sitting at her desk, Akiko looked up as three scientists walked into her office, each with a rather thick folder. "Well?" Akiko asked as they put the folders in front of her and she picked one up to look through it. "What have you discovered?"

"Whoever invented that nanotech that made her into a cyborg was either a genius or crazy or really lucky." The first scientist said. "What I saw was almost a hundred years more advanced than anything on the market today. But when I compared what she has now to what she had when we first looked at her, the nanites that were in here back then were actually a few years behind the most advanced stuff, but now it's so far ahead that she might as well be from the 26th century. It's almost like they're evolving."

Akiko tapped the desk as she read over the reports. "Interesting, I assume that using what we have to turn Emi or any other one of our androids into cyborgs like Atsuko will be impossible then?"

"Unfortunately," the second scientist sighed and shook his head. "We can key the weapons and vehicles to work for her if she wants to use them, but there's no way to use that nanotech for ourselves."

"Bah!" Akiko slammed the reports on the desk, scattering papers. "Well... That sucks, huh?"

"Maybe if we could see what turned NK-1124 into a cyborg, we might be able to reverse the process and use it to turn our androids into cyborgs." The third scientist said.

"Or we could even have that person use that process on Eimi and we could monitor it directly?" The first scientist suggested.

Akiko leaned back in her chair and spun around. "Hmm... Excellent ideas, right now I have no desire to push things. The group that Atsuko is with has more firepower than most armies by themselves and angering them is a bad idea. I won't risk anyone over this."

"Ma'am?" The second scientist spoke up. "You seem... Rather different today."

Akiko smiled as she looked out the window. "There's no need to hurry. I'm not selling weapons to foreign countries anymore after all. Besides, Atsuko might just offer Emi a chance to become what she is and then, as you suggested, we could monitor her growth directly."

"Do you think it would work?" The first scientist asked. "After all, NK-1124 had a biological brain and Emi is completely mechanical."

"That's a good question. I have no clue. Anyway, enough of this, get to work on developing more weapons for Atsuko and her future squad."

"Yes, ma'am!" The three said and scrambled out of the room.

After they left, Akiko stood up and walked to the window and looked out over the whole city of Nerima. "...In the end, what good is building an empire if some crazy person causes a zombie apocalypse or revives some ancient evil that can destroy the world?"

(-)

Back in Kuoh...

"Okay," Azazel looked at the room as everyone sat in various places around the room with Ophis sitting on Issei's lap. The Dragon was wearing a new, clean shirt that didn't bother her on. "Now that we're all here, I'll explain the new Rating Game for everyone." He looked at Ophis and then at Lilith II, who was sitting on Ranma's lap with Kunou while Lilith and Mittelt were on either side of him. "Just so that our newcomer knows, neither Ophis nor her other half can partake in this. We're just trying to keep things fair for now." Ophis nodded. "As for the game, we're going to have it be a free-for-all style. All of you will be fighting at the same time in different locations. There will be at least six locations. A desert, a forest, a plains, hills, mountains and a swamp. Plenty of open area."

"Six locations in various environments means that we can't coordinate, huh?" Ravel asked and Azazel nodded.

"Indeed. And just to be clear, those are just the six we have ready right now." Azazel clarified, "there will be more areas ready to go." He snapped his fingers as a thought came to him. "Before I forget, just for the sake of fairness, miss Tendo agreed to have her Sacred Gear sealed during the Rating Game." Azazel held up a finger, "as for how we'll decide our match ups, it will be totally random. Dice rolls, two twelve sided dice, six people will roll, re-rolls on any repeats until everyone is matched up."

"Just so we're clear, I probably have one more person joining in if he shows up at all." Ranma explained, getting a nod from Azazel.

"We'll adjust as needed when it's time." Azazel told him. "Anyway, standard rules of Rating Games applies. Should either Ranma or Issei get taken out, the whole team loses and the loser gets teleported off the field before serious injury can happen. After you win, you'll randomly face an opponent of the other team. Sometimes you'll end up in a two on one situation, so keep that in mind." Azazel grinned at them. "So you best prepare, it's in one week from today."

End Chapter 5

Finally getting to the Rating Game proper.