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Chapter 11

"Crispy, dry cunt."

"Over-sexualized pussy."

"I bet you give third degree burns when you have sex."

"At least my guy doesn't have to worry about my tongue stripping his dick of all its flesh."

"Have you even given a blowjob before?"

"Unlike your slutty kitten self, I have a sense of pride! Plus I can wait a little bit longer."

"You're going to be a dried up, old maid who drinks boxed wine, aren't you?"

Ravel and Koneko were growling and glaring at each other, lightning sparks flying between them. Ravel was standing on a small ledge while Koneko was a few feet away and down on the ground.

"Better than eating horny rats."

"I didn't eat them." Koneko deadpanned. "At least I don't have a brother that got his nuts crushed."

"Well, I don't have a sister who was such a wanted criminal that people thought you were one."

Koneko and Ravel both paused and let out sighs. "...That was a low blow, I'm sorry." Koneko said.

"Yeah, no dragging family in. At least not personally like that." Ravel agreed.

The two girls let out a sigh as a breeze went over the tall grass they were in. "So, normal fight?" Ravel asked as Koneko nodded and took a boxing stance.

"Don't complain to me if I put your fire out." Koneko smirked at her.

"I thought cats hated water." Ravel shot back before the two charged at each other, Ravel's hands on fire while Koneko's hands glowed with power.

(-)

Elsewhere...

There was a powerful explosion and Xenovia gasped as she found herself flying across the open, dusty field that she and Lilith ended up in. "No hiding places, huh?" She grimaced as she got to her feet and pointed Ex-Durandal at the Succubus Queen, who was walking forward in a slow, sultry walk that emphasized her hips shifting from side to side and breasts jiggling. Her Succubus wings on her head and back were on full display. "...How did I never notice how terrifying you were before?"

Lilith giggled and put her right index finger up to her lips. "I've always stayed in my human form, Xenovia. A cute loli with a big ass? Who's going to be intimidated by that? But for this fight..." Her eyes seemed to gleam as she rushed forward at full speed. "I can let loose!"

Xenovia looked as Lilith got close with a raised leg, which the foot had morphed into some sort of large ax, before her sword suddenly pulsed and glowed and she moved out of the way, getting clear before Lilith slammed her foot down, destroying the ground that she had been on just moments prior. "Hmm?" Lilith looked up as a pillar of energy came crashing down at her. Grimacing, she threw her hands up and several clear box-like barriers formed in front of her in a pyramid shape, allowing the attack to wash over her and split in half, sending energy to either side of her, leaving a trench in its wake. When it was over, Lilith gave Xenovia an angry look with blank white eyes. "That could have seriously hurt me!"

Xenovia gawked in surprise. "How did you do that?! I thought..."

"That only Master knew how to do those barriers?" Lilith asked and Xenovia nodded. "I'm soul bonded to Master. Meaning that what he learns, I learn and vice-versa." She shrugged, causing her breasts to jiggle. "What? You thought that I didn't get anything out of it?"

"...Now that you said that, I feel like an idiot." Xenovia muttered as she swung her sword in a wide arc, sending a large wave of power outwards at Lilith, who simply smirked as her body turned dark and she seemingly melted into the ground.

Xenovia's eyes widened as she realized what was going on. She jumped away from where she was and looked for where Lilith was. As soon as she got close to the ground, a hand shot out of her shadow and grabbed her left breast, which was followed by a hand groping her right breast and another two hands, one of which was grabbing her thigh and one was grabbing her butt. "Huah?"

Lilith's body fully formed behind Xenovia and revealed that she was using her Succubus wings to grope Xenovia's thighs and butt. "Mmm... It's too bad you aren't a virgin, I'd love to see how it feels to play with a virgin before Master gets to her. It's too bad you're in such a skin tight black suit, it makes it hard to get this off of you."

Xenovia's face went red as Lilith's right hand started to slide down. "Get..." She slammed her head back, causing Lilith to groan in pain as she was knocked free. "Off of me!" She spun around and swung Ex-Durandall down, slamming Lilith into the ground at high speeds and creating a crater that kicked up dust and debris.

"Oww, that hurt." Lilith whined as she sat up, rubbing her nose. "I know you're a muscle head, but I didn't think it was literal."

Xenovia's eyes were white and blank as she pointed at Lilith in anger. "How about you fight normally instead of groping me in the middle of a fight?!"

Lilith gave her a confused look before pouting. "But I am fighting normally." She had a large grin on her face as she stood up. "Genma taught me how to fight and his philosophy is simple. If it ain't against the rules, you can do it." Her grin turned predatory at Xenovia's expression. "And as a Succubus, I find that doing perverted attacks like that when you don't have to worry about any allies getting you while you do that is the best."

Xenovia twitched and pointed her sword at Lilith. "Don't think for..." She trailed off as Lilith giggled. "What's so funny?"

"Oh, I'm just wondering if you knew how easy it was to change how people perceive pain and pleasure." Lilith had an amused look on her face as Xenovia looked at her weirdly. "Don't worry about it." A savage grin came to her face as orbs of light started to fill the area. "Ever play a bullet hell game?" Xenovia had a confused look on her face as more and more orbs filled the sky and Lilith giggled. "I did once at an arcade. Genma tried to abandon me there. But let's see how well you can dodge!"

Lilith threw her hands down and orbs started to rush at Xenovia, who had to twist, spin and bend in ways that she didn't know was possible to avoid taking damage. The worst part in her mind was that those orbs didn't go flying off into the distance, they seemingly stopped a foot away from where she had been and turned around to rush back at her.

Xenovia swatted and batted at the orbs as they came close to her before yelping as she felt something strike her butt. "Nnnngh..." She screwed her eyes closed and shivered. "...You didn't..?" She opened her eyes and stared in horror at Lilith's grinning face.

"When I was groping you, I modified how you perceive pleasure and pain, I hope you like being a masochist." Lilith gave her a wide grin.

Xenovia's pupils shrank as she glared in pure anger at Lilith. "YOU BITCH!" She screamed as her sword pulsed and she rushed at Lilith with tremendous speed, easily out-racing the energy balls as they tried to crash in on her.

Lilith watched as Xenovia got close, her left arm extended forward while her right arm was holding Ex-Durandall back and preparing to strike. "Oh you silly girl..." Lilith whispered as Xenovia slammed into a clear wall. Before Xenovia could recover, her arms and legs were bound by barrier boxes, holding her still. Lilith floated up to her and smiled before cupping Xenovia's cheek. "I was lying when I said I made you a masochist." Xenovia gawked in surprise as Lilith leaned in and gave the blue-haired girl a quick kiss on the lips. "I like you, girl, I wouldn't do something like that without permission. Those orbs were simply lust orbs." She giggled at Xenovia's shocked look. "A single orb would make you feel something nice." Lilith floated back while still giggling. "So how big is your orgasm going to be when all of them slam into you?"

Xenovia's eyes widened and her face paled as she realized that she was hanging in mid-air like she was crucified and there were those lust orbs rushing at her. Turning her head, she watched in horror as they slammed into her body, causing her scream in pleasure as she was bombarded with pleasure that quickly over-loaded her brain and caused her to pass out while her body jerked from the continuous orgasm and a flood of fluid erupted from her crotch, spilling down her legs from the massive orgasms she had rushing through her at that moment.

As Xenovia's body disappeared from the field after being defeated, Lilith just squirmed and giggled in delight. "Man, those clothes just do NOT hide that girl's orgasms. I'll have to get her some better clothes." She knew Xenovia was probably going to be out for at least a couple of hours while her body continued to orgasm, but that was fine with her.

(-)

Elsewhere...

There was a loud explosion as two figures zipped around the sky at high speeds.

In the lead, with two jet black Angel wings and two bat-like Devil wings, was Mittelt as she twisted and dodged out of the way of many potent orbs of light being fired at her from Griselda, who had six pure white Angel wings out and was launching various attacks at Mittelt, who did a roll in mid-air and flew to the side before she ended up with her back to the ground and she clapped her hands and thrust her arms forward, sending several pink and black spears up at Griselda, who smirked and created a shield of light.

Mittelt grimaced as her attack crashed into the shield without any noticeable damage.

"Oh come on, is this the best you can do?" Griselda taunted Mittelt. "I know you have some super potent explosive spears, why don't you use those?"

Mittelt gave Griselda an annoyed look before snapping her fingers and lots of pink and black spears filled the sky, causing the six winged Angel to look around in mild surprise. "I don't want to kill anyone by accident." She snapped her fingers again and the spears launched themselves at Griselda from all angles.

"Clever girl." Griselda muttered as the spears closed down on her. She wrapped her wings around her body before letting out a loud yell, sending a strong pulse of light energy out, destroying the spears and sending Mittelt crashing into the ground.

"W...what?" Mittelt stared in shock. "H-how?"

Griselda gave Mittelt a calculating look before nodding. "This is something that you can do when you're strong enough. All I did was use my powers to disrupt what you were throwing at me. Sadly, I'm not strong enough to do more than that." She knew that Gabriel and Uriel both had the power to create a dome of explosive power when surrounded by enemies or attacks to protect themselves and defeat their foes. Of course, Uriel's explosion often included his Holy flames. Though Griselda suspected that if she got to eight wings that she'd be able to do that.

"Great, make me feel weak." Mittelt muttered as she knelt on the ground and slapped the ground, causing the ground to shake before several spike pillars rushed up at Griselda, who had an amused look on her face as she floated backwards while the pillars rushed up quite high.

"Not bad, if I couldn't fly, that might have hurt." Griselda grinned while Mittelt growled and started to glow as the ground shook some more, sending up lots of pillars of stone up at her. Seeing the sheer amount that was coming up at her, Griselda quickly flew up and did a flip before landing on the side of the pillar that was up high enough. "Grow and get stronger, girl." Griselda smiled as she formed a bow out of pure light energy. Drawing the string back, an arrow of light power was formed and she let loose, causing the arrow to fly at super high speeds right at Mittelt, who stared in horror as the attack came crashing down at her at high speeds.

Griselda closed her eyes as the arrow slammed into the ground with a potent explosion of pure light energy. Letting out a sigh, she dismissed the bow and shook her head. "There was a time I would have enjoyed doing that to you." She knew that Mittelt would be mostly fine. But it was a competition and she wanted to win.

(-)

Meanwhile...

"AAAAAH!" Gasper screamed as Yohko chased him through the corridors of the castle ruins they had appeared in. "Stop chasing me!" He yelled, his eyes glowing as he tried to stop her, only to whimper when she didn't stop. "I don't want to die!"

Yohko twitched in annoyance. "I'm not going to kill you! Stab you, smack you and spank you, sure! But I'm not going to kill you."

"WAAAAH!" Gasper cried as he turned into a bat and tried to fly away. "I don't want to get a spanking."

Seeing the blonde turn into a really small target, Yohko sighed and felt her shoulders slumping. "...Was it something I said?"

"You're going to take me, tie me down and do all sorts of dirty, perverted things to me if I let you catch me!" Gasper's voice came from all directions, causing Yohko to sweat-drop.

"...Were you molested as a child or something?" Yohko asked, hoping it wasn't too sensitive of a topic.

"No! But your King wants to seduce me and do things to me!"

Yohko's eyes screwed shut as she sweat-dropped and she couldn't help but chuckle. "N-no offense, but Ranma doesn't look at guys that way. Plus, even if you were a girl, well, you'd be a loli, and..."

"He's a total lolicon!" Gasper shot back and Yohko sweat-dropped some more as she looked around for him while walking into a room that had plenty of outcroppings and hiding spots.

"Only for Lilith." Yohko answered him. "Heck, he take baths with the other Lilith... No, wait, we changed her name to Lillie, as well as Kunou and nothing happens."

"How do you know?" Gasper's voice seemed to come from behind a half-destroyed statue. "Maybe he was making out and fondling them or..."

"Ah, no," Yohko sweat-dropped heavily, "I've been in the bath when he walked in with them a few times." The only reason she and Ravel hadn't slept with Ranma yet was simply because things had been hectic. "He never did that to them. And if you're worried about him liking cute guys, he treats Leonardo like his younger brother. The two were even playing darts the other day."

Gasper poked his head out from behind the half-destroyed statue. "...You mean it? He's not going to try and trick me into his bedroom, tie me down and do all sorts of unspeakable things to me?"

"Nope," Yohko shook her head and casually held up her right hand, "but thanks for showing yourself." She casually held up her left hand, forming a ball of energy that lashed out into a beam that destroyed the statue Gasper was hiding behind. However, he wasn't there when the dust settled. "Huh, so this is what it's like to fight a vampire..." Yohko muttered before yelping as she felt something wrap around the middle of her arms and legs and lift her into the air. Turning her head, she saw a pool of shadows with tentacle limbs extending out and grabbing her. "You were just complaining about someone doing unspeakable things to you and you use tentacles on me?!"

Two eyes appeared in the center of the shadowy mass and seemingly started to sweat. "H-Hey! I don't intend to do anything like those tentacle monsters wanted to do to me! I'm not a bad person! I just wanted to restrain you so I can find a way to win!"

"Really?" Yohko asked him and gave him a small smirk. "The next time you grab someone by their arms and legs... Grab them by their wrists and ankles." She flicked her wrist and Gasper could only watch in horror as her sword flew up and at him.

"WAAAAGH!" The shadows disappeared, freeing Yohko as Gasper returned to his normal body. He used his Sacred Gear to get her sword to stop moving before he ran off. Before he could take more than two steps, he found himself tackled to the ground. "AHHH!" He panicked while Yohko was on top of him. "How do you keep avoiding being frozen in time?" Gasper asked while she put him in a choke hold.

"One of us had to fight you, we all knew about that time stopping power of yours." Yohko said while her sword fell to the ground a few feet away, clanging on the stone floor. "So we made sure to have something that could counter it. Good thing too, I would have lost to you without it."

Gasper bit his lip as he felt her hold on him tighten. 'Can't... breathe...' He tried to focus his power to become mist and disappear when he felt the hand next to his head start to hum with power. 'What?'

Yohko leaned in to whisper. "I'm getting tired of you slipping out, if you try and shapeshift to get out of this, I'll blow you up before you fully transform."

Gasper bit his lower lip and knew that he couldn't just give up. 'I can't make Issei look bad.' Still, it was getting harder and harder to breathe and he could feel himself slipping into unconsciousness.

Yohko sighed as she felt him go slack in her arms. "Darn, I was hoping he'd give up." She loosened her hold on his neck and began to stand up when he suddenly turned into a pool of shadows and a giant fist struck her from the center, sending her flying backward. "OOOPH!" She grimaced as she crashed on her butt.

"I like breathing, but Vampires don't need to breathe, you know, even half Vampires." Gasper told her from the center of the shadowy mass. "It's kind of weird, really."

"Good to know." Yohko said as she held her hand out to the side, retrieving her Soul Sword. After it got to her hands, she got up and focused her power into it. "I don't think anything less than this is going to stop you."

"Uh..." The red eyes from the center of the black mass seemed to shrink. "Why are you glowing with power?"

"Why?" Yohko smiled as she jumped forward and swung her sword down. "To do this!"

Gasper tried to flee while still in his shadow form, only to find that the sword hitting the ground led to a massive explosion that engulfed the ground, the walls and the entire area at once. His scream of pain was drowned out by the roaring of the explosion and the crumbling of rocks all around them.

When the explosion ended, the remains of the area was a carved out half-hole in the ground, a few falling rocks, Yohko in the center with her sword still pointing down, a shocked expression on her face, and Gasper, back in his normal form, a few feet away, with a pained expression on his face.

"You got me..." Gasper grimaced as he felt himself disappearing. "I'm sorry, Issei..."

Yohko barely heard that as she looked at her sword in shock. "...How much stronger am I? I couldn't make the explosion that strong before."

Such a thing was terrifying to her.

Though she could admit it was quite the thrill to do something like that with ease.

(-)

Meanwhile, in the stands...

"Father, why did you bring us to a sporting event?" A female voice asked as a group that consisted of a boy in a hakama, a girl in a black dress, a large, burly man wearing a tanktop and long, dark pants, a Chinese young man who had a disgruntled look on his face, a blonde young woman who had an annoyed look on her face, an old man with an amused expression on his face and a tan man wearing a Hawaiian outfit.

"Because, whinine, da Great Kahuna was invited to this little shinding and da Great Kahuna knows dat there will be amusing bruddahs and sistahs doing things here." The man grinned at her. "Besides, you two need to learn more about de world, yes."

"While I do appreciate seeing such..." The hakama-wearing young man began as he paused to think about what the wanted to say, "entertaining sites, I must ask, father, is there a reason you had us come to this place? Verily, I can feel thine hairs on my neck standing up around me."

The old man grunted. "Because you're surrounded by a bunch of Devils, kiddo." He ignored the looks of shock he got from that from the two kids who had asked questions. "Listen, Tatewaki, Kodachi, you two need to behave down here. You fuck up, no one's going to protect you, got it?" He gave the other three a stern look. "That goes for you three as well, Cao Cao, Jeanne and Heracles. We're here to enjoy a few matches and then get Saotome to agree to undo what he did to Cao Cao, got it?"

"Relax, Wukong," Cao Cao muttered as he sat in his seat, "I can't do anything right now."

"Why am I here?" Heracles grumbled as he sat down next to Jeanne, who grinned and poked him in the side. "Stop that."

"You're the one who keeps losing all those martial arts battles in Nerima." Jeanne giggled while Heracles growled at her.

"Who the heck came up with the idea of martial arts tightrope walking?! Or martial arts finger painting?! Or martial arts food delivery racing?!"

"Ah," Tatewaki had a solemn look on his face as he crossed his arms and nodded, "proud martial art styles with years of history to them. A fine Nerima tradition."

"Insanity is more like it." Heracles grumbled. "And who came up with martial arts midget baseball?!" That was just an excuse to bite people in the legs, he knew it!

"You're just upset you lost to midgets." Jeanne grinned while Heracles growled at her.

Principal Kuno, or as he was more well known to most, Indra, coughed into his fist. "Now, now, you two calm down before I give de wahinine a bowl cut and dat bruddah a buzz cut." He grinned as he pulled out an electric hair trimmer for emphasis. Both Jeanne and Heracles immediately calmed down. They had seen him permanently change the hair styles of the entire school he was supposed to be watching over simply because someone annoyed him. "Now, let's just enjoy de show! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Cao Cao felt his eye twitching. '...So that's where Kodachi got her laugh from.'

End Chapter 11

So while the order of these matches was decided by random chance, I had to figure out how they'd go and not be completely one-sided. Hope you're enjoying them.