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Chapter 12

"That wasn't very nice, you know." Asia said sadly as she walked forward. Atsuko took a nervous step back before jumping forward and her open hand passed right through where Asia's head was. "I told you, I'm dead."

"There's no way!" Atsuko shook her head, her pink hair swaying side to side. "I never hit you hard enough to knock your head off!" At least as far as she could tell. "I mean, you're more durable than a child, I would think!"

"But I'm a healer and mostly a normal girl." Asia's head countered with a sad smile. "But I suppose that at least I won't have to worry about gaining weight."

Atsuko's eyes went white and blank as she pointed and trembled. "Why are you worrying about that?! You're missing your head!" Tears formed up in her eyes even as the outer most circle of her eyes seemingly turned red. "I killed a friend!"

Asia just smiled sadly as she looked at Atsuko. "I almost thought you thought I was an enemy." Atsuko's tears suddenly burst and she started to sob while the red ring around her eyes turned a couple of times.

Atsuko hated what she was seeing, how Asia seemed to get more and more transparent with each passing moment.

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Outside of the fog, Asia was standing while holding a sword in front of her. 'Thank you, Xenovia, for giving me Excalibur Nightmare.' It was kind of cruel of her to do this to Atsuko, but there was no way that she could beat Atsuko in a straight-up fight without summoning Fafnir. 'And he's too strong. Hmm, I need to get into more Dragon contracts.'

It was something to think about later as she focused on the Excalibur fragment that could create illusions that could distract and confuse people. It was harder for her to use the sword, as she didn't have Xenovia or Irina's training nor any natural Holy aptitude, but that didn't mean she couldn't use it to try and trick Atsuko into surrendering.

Though deceit wasn't Asia's strongest suit, that didn't mean that she couldn't use it. Especially since she didn't have the raw power needed to keep up with a lot of her opponents.

She just had to hurry up and hope that she could convince Atsuko to surrender.

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Meanwhile...

Akeno smiled as she looked at where Mousse had been standing. Her smile eventually turned into confusion as the smoke cleared and she saw him standing there and other than some twitching and his long hair looking like it was some wild shonen protagonist hair, he looked fine. "Ara ara? I'm surprised you're fine."

Mousse twitched a few times even as his glasses broke and fell off his face. "I'm fine, I prepared myself for facing you."

"Hmm?" Akeno wondered what he meant as she walked forward. "Are you wearing a rubber suit under those robes or something?" When Mousse twitched, she grinned. "Oh my, you are, aren't you?" A blush came to her face as she put her fingers up to her lips. "Are you a gimp?" Mousse looked at her in confusion. "Your mistress must be very happy with you."

Mousse twitched as he realized that she was talking about some S&M stuff that he didn't fully understand. "You're right, I'm wearing a rubber suit, but there's an extra trick I'm using."

"Hmm?" Akeno looked down at his feet and realized that he had some daggers sticking into the ground. "...You grounded yourself so the electricity would go straight to the ground?" A small smirk came to her face as she extended a Devil and a Fallen Angel wing out of her back. "I'm impressed, good sir. How else will you entertain me?" Even though she didn't have to, she flapped her wings and sent herself up into the air, grinning the entire time. "Lesse, if lightning doesn't work, how about.. THIS?!" She yelled as she formed a ball of flames in her hands and held it above her. "Did you really think I ONLY knew how to use lightning magic?" She asked as Mousse looked at her funny.

"...Well, no one ever said you could do more than that." Mousse admitted, though he knew better than anyone to let your opponents know everything you could do. "Alright, so, how about..?" He mused as she threw the fireball at him. "Well, I guess I could try this stuff!" The nearly blind Amazon threw his hands forward and several vials shot out, hitting the fireball, exploding and turning to ice, causing it to fall straight down, just missing him. "HA! Knew that anti-Phoenix potion would come in handy!"

Akeno looked at the ball of ice, raised an eyebrow and snapped her fingers, causing a lightning bolt to crash into it, causing it to explode and sending Mousse flying backwards until he slammed into a wall. "You're a silly one, aren't you?" Akeno smiled as she looked at Mousse, who was struggling to get back to his feet. "If you behave, I promise not to make it hurt too much."

Mousse didn't say anything as he flexed his fingers while struggling to get to his feet. Even when he got to his feet, he was staggering and swaying unsteadily. He could barely see her, but that was more due to his poor eyesight than how he was feeling at that moment. Still silent and looking in Akeno's general direction, Mousse snapped his hands forward, dozens of knives, hammers, small scythes, sickles, a few hand maces, a bag of marbles, several half-open cans of some drink, metal fans, sais, a few spears, a couple of Chinese broadswords, a squirrel and a kitchen sink all flew out the sleeves of his robes at Akeno, who had a look of surprise as she smiled stupidly and tilted her head.

"...I've heard the phrase, everything but the kitchen sink, but how did you fit all of that in your sleeves?" Akeno asked as she pointed forward and used her lightning to crash down on all of the stuff coming at her. Her eyes widened as some of the knives passed right through her attack and managed to slide right past her body. "Well, that was..." She paused as she heard a tearing sound and the top of her outfit suddenly exploded into pieces, allowing her large breasts to bounce free.

Mousse grinned and jumped into the air as Akeno looked at her bare breasts in surprise. Akeno looked up as Mousse threw several things at her general direction, forcing her to step forward so that she didn't get hit again, before he came down, his arms extended outwards as though he was a bird swooping in on his prey. "Talon of the hawk!"

Akeno jumped up to avoid his attack, only to gasp in surprise as blades shot out of his shoes, tearing into her pants, leaving them in tatters and having her hovering in the air with nothing more than her panties on. "Oh my," she giggled in amusement. "Aren't you forward? Stripping me to my underwear..." She licked her lips. "As much as I come across as a loose woman, I am afraid that I'm not quite the slut you might think I am."

The next thing she knew, Mousse was in her face, using the moment she was talking to jump back at her. "Ultimate attack! Fist of the White Swan!"

For Akeno, everything seemed to go in slow motion as Mousse swung his arm back before swinging forward at high speeds. Akeno leaned back to avoid the attack at her face, but, sadly for her, her breasts were large enough that they took the blow, causing her to cry out in pain from what hit her. "Oww, that was..." She paused as she saw something in Mousse's hands and she snapped her arm out to grab his before he could fully pull it back in. When she did, she realized what he had used to strike her with. "...You hit me... With a duck-shaped training toilet?!"

Being as close as he was, Mousse could finally see that the woman in front of him was almost completely naked. "It's meant to represent a swan's graceful way of swimming and..." He quieted down as Akeno started to glow while growling. "Uh..."

"You... I might be into some kinky stuff, but that..." While still holding his arm, she lifted Mousse up and flew to the ground, where she slammed him, face first into the ground. "I'm done playing around, mister pervert." Akeno's voice was lacking any of the good humor from before as she lifted Mousse up and slammed him down before lifting him up and spinning around, her breasts swaying as she did so, and slamming him down on the other side of her.

She repeated this process three more times before tossing Mousse into the air and kicking him away, causing him to crash into the wall so hard that he left an indent on it. Akeno panted, her breasts wobbling, as she walked forward. "I could forgive you for hitting my breasts with some sort of duck-shaped object. I could have forgiven you if you tried to hit me with a sword to put a cut on my breasts, even if I would have been angry..." Her eyes seemingly crackled with power. "But to hit me with something so disgusting as that?! I don't even know where it's been!"

Mousse grimaced and managed to peel himself off of the wall before Akeno got too close. Pulling out a Chinese broadsword, he rushed at her and swung, only for her to simply raise her arm up and grab the blade with her bare hand. Not stopping it with the typical barehanded blade block that most people would have assumed she would do, no, she simply reached up and grabbed it with her left hand as the blade came close and stopped it cold. "What the..?"

"I am Rias Gremory's Queen." Akeno said in a cold voice. "While I prefer to use my magic to fight..." She flexed her fingers and cracks formed in the sword, "I have speed on par with the Knight class and strength and durability similar to the Rook class." The sword shattered and before Mousse could react, she punched him in the face with her right hand, causing him to stagger back. "Since you took the time to strip me to my underwear..." She grinned as she stomped on the ground and a single bladed knife bounced into the air, where she grabbed it. "I should return the favor. Don't you think?"

Mousse was about to answer when Akeno seemed to blur. There was a swishing sound, along with a few nudges on Mousse's robes, before a loud tearing sound was heard, leaving Mousse in just his underwear as his robes went fluttering to the wind and the rubber suit he had on peeled off of him, covering part of a huge pile of weapons and items, including a water cooler, that surrounded him on all sides.

Akeno stared in surprise. "...You have an army's worth of items on you." She raised an eye and smirked as she saw something behind Mousse. Grabbing it, she pulled it out of the pile and giggled. "Oh my, you have a whip?"

Mousse's eyes widened and he paled as he heard the crack of the whip. "Ah... There might be children watching?"

Akeno's eye twitched and she grinned. "Nudity isn't a problem for Devil society, you know? Now then, mister pervert..." She held the whip above her head. "Let's have some fun, hmm?"

As Akeno brought the whip down on Mousse's body, the screams he let out were music to her ears. "Yes, keep crying, mister pervert, who knows?" The next whip strike hit Mousse in his ass, causing him to yelp, "you might just start to like this."

"N-no I won't!" Mousse protested as he continued to get whipped while trying to get out of the pile of stuff that surrounded him. When his foot slipped due to one of the few marbles that hadn't been destroyed by Akeno's earlier lightning attack, he fell forward, leaving his ass completely up in the air.

"Well, I think you do." Akeno giggled as she continued to whip his ass.

Sadly for Mousse, this would go on for quite some time before he finally got free of the pile of stuff that surrounded him. "S...Stop it!" He whimpered as he fell onto his back and hissed in pain from the lashes his back, butt, arms and legs had on them.

Akeno raised an eyebrow and looked between Mousse's legs and giggled. "Well, mister pervert, for not being into this, you sure are hard." A savage grin came to her face, "shall we continue or do you want to give up?"

"AHHH! NO! I GIVE! I GIVE UP!" Mousse screamed and Akeno sighed as Mousse disappeared from the battlefield.

"Aww, I wanted to see if I could make him climax from whipping alone." Akeno shrugged, her breasts bouncing before she materialized a new Miko outfit. She smiled with her eyes closed. "That sure was fun though."

End Chapter 12

What? Did you REALLY think I'd kill Asia like that?

Also, not sure who I feel sorry for between Mousse and Akeno.