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Chapter 14

Chuckling as he heard the murmurs of confusion throughout the crowd, Jedah gestured to the VIP section of the stands. "I must thank our gracious hosts of the three great powers. It was their decision to host this event on this day. I must say, had you not done so, it would have been so disappointing." He swung his arm to the side as he turned and took a few steps forward. "After all, you're all here to witness an event so momentous that you will only see it once."

(-)

In the VIP box, Azazel frowned, "what is he talking about?"

"I don't know," Odin said as he looked at the winds that not only were surrounding the front of the VIP box, but also the doors. "But from what I can tell, none of us are getting out of here." He stroked his beard and conjured up a magic rock, throwing it into the winds.

Or tried to as the rock seemingly slammed into a wall and was sent flying right back at Odin, who simply dismissed it. "Ah, dimensional magic. Crafty little bastard, he didn't put us out of phase with reality, he just put part of reality out of phase with us."

Sirzechs gave him a sharp look. "So it's a type of seal?"

Odin nodded, "got it in one. It probably won't last too long, but it'll keep us in here long enough so that we can't interfere with whatever that purple dildo's up to." Letting out a suffering sigh, he tapped the chair that was next to him. "Well, I guess I should show why I'm the Norse All-Father, huh?" He grinned as a magic circle formed under his feet. "I'll need two to three minutes at most."

Azazel grimaced in disgust. Even though two to three minutes wasn't a long time, there was a lot that could happen in that time.

(-)

Back in the center of the arena, Jedah was silent for a few moments before speaking. "The time has come." Jedah said before turning his head. "This world, the best time to save everything has come."

"And who would want you as the savior?" A stern voice spoke up and Jedah smirked as he turned around to see Indra standing there with narrowed eyes and a crackling of power. "Considering all the crap you've done over the past couple of years, I'm certain that I can be excused for deciding to end your miserable existence right now."

"Ah, Indra." Jedah said smoothly. There was a faint ding sound that caused Indra some confusion, especially as he heard it again ten seconds later. "Tell me, how are your vagina eyes doing? Dried out or did you get some eye drops for that?"

Indra twitched at the reminder of the curse that he had been under for taking that man's wife as his own lover. "I was just going to kill you," a sneer came to his face while three more dings went off, "but now I'm going to humiliate you before I break you."

"Oh?" Jedah raised an eyebrow. "And pray tell, how will you do that?"

Indra smirked and held his arms to the side. "I'll give you one free shot. After that, you're dead."

"How kind of you." Jedah smirked as his left hand glowed and a gauntlet that was a dull orange in color with a dark green gem on the center of the back formed. The gem had a XI on it before a ding sound happened again, turning into a large X.

"Boosted Gear?" Indra raised an eyebrow. "Do you really take me for a fool? That's not..."

"The real Boosted Gear?" Jedah asked as he walked up to Indra. "You're right. It's a mere replica, and ten boosts is the maximum it can handle."

"Well?" Indra wasn't worried, even if this Devil was a Satan class and had his power increased by the Boosted Gear, there was no way that Jedah could hurt him.

Jedah's smile suddenly turned vicious. "FOOL!"

"Transfer." A monotone voice said as something formed in Jedah's left hand in a swirl of energy.

There was a slamming sound and Indra's eyes widened as he let out a grunt of shocked surprise. "W-what?" He looked down, not able to believe what he was seeing.

In his stomach, piercing his flesh, was True Longinus.

"Another replica, I'm afraid." Jedah sighed softly. "While I told Rivezim that I didn't want minions to have it because it could be used against me, well," he smirked, "I never said that I wouldn't have Akane Tendo use her Sacred Gear to create two more Longinus-class weapons for me."

"Jedaaaaahhhh!" Indra screamed as Jedah fired a blast of pure energy, which erupted from his back and sent the wargod flying until he crashed against the specator seating.

'Sadly, I can never have this thing use its Balance Break.' Jedah was slightly disappointed, but understood why. The real one, even without using its Balance Break, was so powerful that Jedah doubted Akane Tendo's Sacred Gear could have made it anywhere near as strong as the real deal was. "Thankfully, I have Boosted Gear, so that makes up the..."

"FOUL CREATURE!" Jedah looked up into the air to see a young man in a kendo outfit wielding a metal sword that was crackling with lightning. "PREPARE YOURSELF!"

Tatewaki Kuno took a swing at Jedah, who leaped backwards, only to have a wave of pure energy rush out at the blue and purple Devil, who let out a cry of pain as the power washed over him. Glaring at where he knew Jedah was, Tatewaki's sword crackled with power and as the energy that had engulfed Jedah dissipated, he saw the Devil still standing there. "EN GARDE!" He rushed forward, slashing at Jedah, who, despite the singes on his body, merely smirked while swinging his spear in a wide arc to parry the attack. The two traded several quick blows before pushing against each other and sliding back to get some distance.

The ground suddenly rumbled and Tatewaki had to jump back as a large metal body that belonged to one of the Huitzil clamored out of the ground. Its eyes glowed before firing a beam of pure ice that Tatewaki had to cut apart.

"Hmm?" Jedah looked up as the wind storm he had created dissipated. "Well, looks like it's time for me to leave." He snapped his left hand and dozens of Soul Bees and Huitzil robots suddenly manifested. "Have fun, kids." He laughed and disappeared.

(-)

In the VIP box...

"There." Odin smirked as the winds died down. "Now we can..." He trailed off as Grayfia suddenly cried out, her eyes wide as she put her hand on her stomach. "Oh dear, ya just went into labor?"

Sirzechs stared at his wife, who was gasping and nodding. "Oh no, we have to..."

Grayfia gave him a sharp look. "You must deal with those things out there. Who knows what else is there? I will be fine."

"Don't worry, sonny." Odin snapped his fingers and three young ladies appeared. "These three will help get your girl to an infirmary."

"Yes, Lord Odin." The one with short, blonde hair nodded and the three went to Grayfia to help her out of the room.

Sirzechs was twitching in anger. "Too many times something has happened when my wife needed me and I have been unable to help her."

"To be fair," Azazel said gently, "all you would be able to do would be there so she could crush your hands while she suffers labor pains."

Sirzechs sweat-dropped, remembering how badly she broke his hand when she had Milicis. "...You have a point." He looked at Grayfia and then at Odin. "Would it be too much trouble, Lord Odin, to have my wife transported to an infirmary that would be guarded by your Valkyrie? I dare not risk her life here in case things go South."

"Ah, a wise choice." Odin nodded and called up his staff, which he then tapped the ground with, causing a door to open up. "This will take yer girl to Valhalla, our maternity ward is the best around, after all."

"I thank you." Sirzechs nodded and looked at his wife, who was groaning and she nodded, going through the portal with the Valkyries.

"Believe me," Odin said as he closed the door after they left, "Freya's a lot of things, but she won't let anything happen to a mother going into labor." A savage grin came to his face as he made his staff disappear, only for a large spear to form in its place. "Now then, how about we show these interlopers what we're really made of?"

Azazel had a wide grin on his face as the walls of the VIP room exploded outwards. "Oh my, to see the Norse All-Father and the current Devil King Lucifer let loose, today really is a day that we won't soon forget." As more than a dozen Huitzil filled the sky, a chuckle came from the Fallen Angel. "Then again, I can't stand that these toys are ruining a good day either."

More than a hundred arrows of light filled the sky, slamming into the Huitzil from all angles. "This seems too..." Azazel trailed off as a giant lizard, a giant cat and a giant bear seemingly appeared out of nowhere. "Well, let's have some fun."

As the three flew out of the VIP box, they were distracted by a large amount of shaking. "What is going on?" Odin yelled, before he stared in shock at what he saw above the arena. "Is that... Midgardsormr? No," he narrowed his eye as he saw others, "this one's far too small... But only Loki could create them, so..."

On top of the giant snakes was the visage of his adopted son. "Ahahahahahahaha! I'm here for some revenge, All-Father!" Loki laughed. "A generous Devil was more than kind enough to free me from my sealing, and all I had to do was attack this little party."

"Well, now we know why Jedah was willing to make such a brazen move." Azazel muttered in annoyance. "Still, if those aren't the real Midgardsormr, then there's no problem destroying them, is there?" Azazel asked and noticed that the Huitzil and Soul Bees were being destroyed by various Devils, Angels, Fallen Angels, Gods and others that had been in the stands. "Still, it makes no sense for him to make a move like this."

"I agree." Sirzechs said as his power grew in strength. "But let's figure out what's going on after we deal with this."

"Leave Loki to me." Odin said, getting a nod from the other two. "There has to be more going on than we know."

(-)

On the ground, Kodachi Kuno gasped as she saw the damage that her father had taken. "Are you..."

Indra coughed up some blood and grimaced. "I haven't felt this bad since I was cursed all those years ago." He looked up as Cao Cao and Son Wukong came upon them. "Undo that weakness point on him." Indra told Wukong.

Wukong nodded and motioned for Cao Cao to turn around. "You're lucky that I know every single pressure point on the human body and how to undo things like this." He held up his right index finger and it started to glow. "Hold still, this will hurt."

Cao Cao hissed in pain as Wukong pushed his finger into the middle of Cao Cao's back. "NGH! Damn, this hurts."

"And done." Wukong said as he slapped Cao Cao on the back, causing him to stumble forward. "Now get out there and do some good, huh?" He turned to look at Indra and grimaced. "Well, shit, that's a hell of a wound, boss."

Indra smirked at Wukong. "I've had worse, this was just unexpected."

Wukong nodded and reached into his pocket. "I've got some healing items boss, but you're out of this fight." He looked up as a giant snake formed above him. "Hmm... That's a pain." Wukong then looked at Kodachi and gave her a golden leaf. "Put that on his wound and hold it there, it'll take time to heal, but it'll stop the worst of the damages."

Kodachi nodded as she did as instructed. "And what are you going to do?"

Wukong grinned as he stood up. "Time to have some fun and pay that purple condom back for what he did to Yu-Long back in Kyoto." A staff formed in his his right hand as he held it above his back. "Cao Cao, you, Tatewaki, Jeanne and Heracles head out to the other areas." He smirked at their surprised looks. "Get going, this is going to be the battle ground of the Gods soon enough. And besides, I'm sure that more people are going to show up."

Cao Cao let out an annoyed sound but nodded as he, Heracles, Jeanne and Tatewaki took off.

Seeing them running off, Wukong nodded and spun his staff around before casually snapping it back and splitting one of the Soul Bees in half that had been trying to sneak up on him. "Well, let's see if I can't help deal with those giant snakes, hmm?"

Kodachi nodded and tended to her father, throwing a random black rose in the air every so often when a Soul Bee tried to get too close to her, causing them to end up paralyzed and helpless.

(-)

In the stands, Kuroka grimaced as she blasted a few of the Soul Bees that got too close to her and the others. "Dammit," she knew her pregnancy wasn't that far along, yet she could already feel a noticeable strain on using her powers.

Thankfully it wasn't too big of a deal as Genma took down a Soul Bee while Nodoka, surprisingly, cut another one in half that tried to get close to her, Kunou, Lillie and Leonardo. "Come, we have to get out of here." Nodoka called out to Genma, who nodded and punted the Soul Bee into another one. "This way!" She made sure to cut down another Soul Bee as she led the group while Genma brought up the rear.

Leonardo watched silently as he was led through the crowd. He looked around to see Soul Bees, Huitzil, Devils and others fighting and trying to keep anyone who wasn't capable of fighting safe. His eyes widened as various large animals appeared and were attacking people. 'This is...' He thought to himself as Lillie pulled him inside.

"We don't have to fight." Lillie told him. "...Ranma said we never have to fight."

Leonardo nodded and looked up as he saw several snake Dragons and other giant creatures. "...They want to take everything from us." He was dragged inside by Kunou.

"Gah!" Kuroka cried out as she was blasted in the leg by a Huitzil. Thankfully, Genma was there, scooping her up and getting her out of the arena before more harm could come to her. "Thanks, father."

Genma smirked. "I'm not letting my future grandchildren die before they're born." He cried out as a blast of flame hit him in the back just as he got to the door. "I'll be fine." He hissed and ran inside, where zombies, fish people and what looked like vampires were attacking the staff. "Dammit, when did this turn into a horror movie?"

Leonardo looked at him, then at Lillie, who was looking conflicted, and then he looked at Kuroka and Genma again. Kunou was throwing fire balls around that were frying things that got close, but she had a scared look on her face as she realized that she wasn't able to do as much damage as she had hoped.

"You don't need to fight anymore. You can live a normal life."

Those were the words that Ranma had said to him after letting him live with the martial artist, his harem and the daily insanity that made life fun. None of them had ever pressured him to fight or even train.

"How the hell did you throw those darts into my ass?!"

Memories of playing darts with Kuroka, taking baths with everyone, running with Lillie away from the angry catgirl while playing other games and living a normal life filled his head. Leonardo trembled. "...Enough, I don't want this taken from me."

Lillie stared in surprise as Leonardo started to glow and what looked like silver-colored humanoid monsters appeared.

Leonardo said nothing as the creatures he summoned rushed forward and started to help with the zombies, vampires and fish people, freeing people up so they could help get others who couldn't fight.

"Oh yeah, I forgot, Annihilation Maker." Kuroka muttered as she saw Leonardo's creations overwhelm the various monsters in sheer numbers. "Kid, you didn't have to." She said as she walked up to the dark-skinned boy.

Leonardo shook his head. "...I don't want to lose anyone." There was a crumbling sound and Leonardo looked up as the ceiling above him crumbled and fell down.

Before he could react, there was a strong beam of energy that blasted the stuff out of the way. Turning and looking in the direction of where the beam had come from, both Leonardo and Kuroka stared in shock as Cao Cao, Heracles, Jeanne and some boy they didn't know stood at the end of the hallway.

"YOU!" Kunou hissed in anger. "What are you doing here?"

"Huh?" Cao Cao gave her a confused look, "oh right, you were in Kyoto, weren't you?" He sighed at the angry look on Kunou's face. "I know it won't mean much, considering what we almost did to your mother, but I'd like to apologize to you." Kunou looked at him in shock and he nodded. "I... Had some time to think about what I did. If I could do it over, I'd just kidnap your mother, not try to use her as bait for Big Red."

Kunou twitched, it wasn't much better, but it was a start.

"Anyway, there you are, Leonardo." Cao Cao looked at the boy. "It's been awhile. We could use your help right now."

"I thought you lost all your strength." Kuroka said as she got in front of Leonardo and quickly glanced to the side where Nodoka, Lillie and Genma were at before focusing on Cao Cao. "Anyway, what are you here for?"

"Heh, I got my strength back. And I'm here to give Jedah a bad time. Or at least mess up his plans some how." Cao Cao shrugged. "Anyway, Leonardo, we need you to come back with us." He raised an eyebrow as Leonardo shook his head. "Really? After all we did for you?"

"You abandoned me to Jedah." Leonardo told him. "...And big brother has been really nice to me."

"Big brother?" Cao Cao raised an eyebrow. "You're an orphan, I know you don't have any family."

Leonardo bit his lip and looked at Nodoka before sighing and nodding. It was true, even if he looked at Ranma like a family member, he wasn't part of Ranma's family.

"Nonsense." Nodoka said as she took a step forward. "I've already registered Leonardo here as a member of my clan." She smirked at the shocked looks on Leonardo's face. "You're such a sweet child that when I heard you didn't have a family, I sought to correct it." She held her katana in front of her. "I only got the paperwork finalized a couple of days ago, you know how the government is."

"Well, there you go." A new voice spoke up and everyone stared as a new figure dropped down near them. "Hey, Cao Cao, Kuroka, what's up?"

"Bikou?" Kuroka stared in surprise. "What are you doing here?"

"Ah..." Bikou put his hands behind his head and looked disinterested. "Jedah contacted us a couple of days ago about the chance to see something really cool and even told us that Issei and Ranma would be fighting and there'd be a good chance to fight them." He jerked a thumb over his shoulder. "Arthur's using Fenrir to smash up monsters outside, the Gods and Devils are dealing with whoever is leading the monsters, so I just thought I'd walk around and deal with stragglers. La Fey is taking Vali to where Issei is and that's all I know. Didn't think I'd find Kuroka, Leonardo, half of Ophis and Cao Cao all in the same spot."

"You know that your anscestor is here, right?" Heracles asked and Bikou grimaced at the thought of dealing with Wukong.

"Well, Vali doesn't care what Jedah has planned, and quite frankly, doesn't like him, so he's probably going to go where Issei is because that's where Jedah likely is." Bikou looked disinterested and gave Cao Cao a look of appraisal. "What about you? Trying to mess with Jedah's plans after working with him so many times? Vali's interests and Jedah's plans often just coincided with each other. I'm just looking for a good fight and Arthur and La Fey do what they want." Bikou then looked at Genma. "Actually, that reminds me, when I first met Ranma, he made a blanket challenge to the entire Khaos Brigade. Not that it matters, but I did some digging and found that you're the one who trained him, yes?"

Genma looked guarded, but nodded, knowing there was no reason to lie. "What about it?"

Bikou smiled and laughed. "Excellent! I'd love to spar with you sometime in the future. Someone who can train anyone in the current day and age to be as strong as Ranma is without any special cheats has to be respected!" He waved and turned to walk away. "I'm just going to go find some fun fights, I'm guessing Jedah doesn't care what's going on, since I never got any orders to do anything else."

Cao Cao smirked and lowered his spear. "I'll come with you. At the very least, when this is over, I'd love another fight against you."

Bikou smirked as he looked over his shoulder as Cao Cao caught up to him. "Looking for another beating?"

Cao Cao chuckled. "Hardly. Besides, I owe Saotome a beating for what he did to me back in England."

Bikou just continued to smirk. "Yeah, fucking with someone's wife is a surefire way to get someone to try and kill ya. Indra ended up cursed with vaginas all over his body when he took another man's wife."

Cao Cao, Heracles, Jeanne, Tatewaki, Nodoka, Genma, Kunou and Leonardo all gave him a weird look.

"What?" Bikou asked in confusion. "My ancestor liked to tell that story when I was growing up for why you don't try and hurt or steal another man's woman."

"Wish I had been told that story." Cao Cao grumbled as he, Heracles, Tatewaki and Jeanne all left after Bikou.

"...I am not sure what to think." Kunou muttered. "Part of me is absolutely furious at that man still."

"You have every reason to be angry at him." Nodoka told her with a smile. "But now is not the time nor place for settling disputes." Kunou nodded and the group moved away from the hole in the ceiling.

(-)

Meanwhile...

Nabiki frowned as Issei shook his head to clear it. "Huh, darn, I had hoped that you would have been defeated with that." She was getting nervous as she watched the armored figure curl his arms in front of him.

"I won't be beaten by such cheap tricks!" Issei yelled as he started to glow and his gems went from dark to green. "You'll pay for that!"

"Ah crap." Nabiki took a step back and was preparing to run when suddenly her eyes widened and she let out a wheezing sound. "W...what?" She looked down.

Covered in blood were five long, spikes that were extending form her stomach.

"What the hell?" Issei asked, staring in shock as a very tall shadow formed behind Nabiki before solidifying into Jedah.

"Sorry, but I can't have you interfering." Jedah said as Nabiki suddenly disappeared from the battlefield. "Ah yes, the safety rules of your Rating Game are still in place, aren't they?" He chuckled as he shook his right hand that had been shoved through Nabiki's torso. "At last, Red Dragon Emperor, we meet face-to-face."

Issei could only stare at Jedah Dohma, or more specifically, at the Boosted Gear on Jedah's left hand.

End Chapter 14

I said it would be beldam.