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Chapter 15
"You killed her..." Issei muttered and Jedah shook his head.
"No, but she's going to be hurting badly when she's back in the infirmary." The tall Devil shrugged. "Anyway..."
"YOU BASTARD!" Issei yelled and pointed at Jedah, who looked at him in shock. "Your interference means that this match is over and that means that I didn't win!"
"Uh..." Jedah sweat-dropped, wondering what this was about. "Yes?"
"DAMMIT!" Issei screamed and stomped his foot on the ground. "Do you know what you just did?!" Jedah gave him a blank stare and he continued. "You cost me a chance to get a double titty fuck from Rias and Akeno as my prize if we won today!"
Jedah face-faulted out of shock. "Truly, I can never comprehend the minds of these humans-turned-devils." He grumbled as he got to his feet. "Is that REALLY more important that what I have to say? Which, I might add, will affect everything."
"Absolutely!" Issei pointed at him dramatically. "My hopes and dreams! All concentrated into one moment! How often can I get a reward like that?!"
Jedah sweat-dropped and shook his head. "You really are short-sighted, you know that?" He couldn't believe that Issei was focused so much on getting a double titty fuck. "I do admit that your women are pleasing to look at, but you should focus on more important matters."
"Like what?!" Issei yelled and Jedah sweat-dropped. "As if you know anything about me or the women around me!"
"...You mean you don't know?" Jedah asked Issei with a confused expression. When Issei tilted his head, Jedah sighed. "Never mind, just... Just never mind." He huffed in annoyance. "You really are pathetic. You need to learn to use your senses and powers."
"What does that even mean?" Issei demanded as he clenched a fist.
"Nothing." Jedah shook his head in disbelief. "My suggestion, young Dragon, learn to use that sense of smell you have to start learning things about your girls." Issei gave him a confused look, which was not very effective, seeing as he was still in his scale mail armor. "Anyway," Jedah snapped his fingers and a portal appeared behind him. "If you ever get over your loss of a... Double titty fuck as you put it, come through this portal. I'll be waiting for you, the White Dragon Emperor and Ranma..." Jedah frowned as he turned to walk through the portal, which revealed a large, sandy beach area. "Hmm, he really needs a title like yours, Hero of Kyoto doesn't really match up to emperor, does it?" He chuckled. "Then again, I wonder if he'll get through the little trap I left for him."
"What trap?" Issei asked and Jedah turned to grin at him.
"The only way to beat someone who has a sex-based Sacred Gear is with someone who has sex-based powers, don't you think so? I wonder if he'll be fine before Miko Mido has her way with him."
"She's the..." Issei began before the gems on his armor started to flash. "D'draig?"
"That's the daughter of the Shikima King." The Dragon told him. "The one that went missing when the whole tentacle rats thing happened."
"Oh right!" Issei nodded in surprise. "Wait, what do you mean has her way with him?"
Jedah laughed and walked through the portal. "Who knows? I'll be entertained either way. If he loses, then he wasn't worth my time. If he wins..." He shrugged as he disappeared into the portal.
"Wait!" Issei ran after Jedah, only to fall, face-first, into sand as soon as he got through the other side. "What the hell?" He stood up and looked around, finding that the portal had closed and that there was sand in almost every direction, except for on his right as what looked like an ocean of water splashed in and out. "We're on the beach?" Issei asked as his armor disappeared, leaving him looking around in confusion.
"We're still in Hell, but where, I can't tell you." D'draig said before a bright light engulfed the whole area. Turning around, Issei saw a green pillar of swirling energy erupting to the sky some distance away. "...It's a trap, partner."
"Well, I don't know what's going on, but I guess that's where Jedah is." Extending his wings, Issei took to the sky and flew towards the pillar of green light. "I hope everyone's okay..." Issei muttered.
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Meanwhile...
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bulleta laughed as she destroyed another set of Glory Drag Troopers. "Come on! Where are you, pretty boy? I just want to show you some..." Her eyes widened as her entire mech shook and red flashing lights filled the cockpit. "Oh you have got to be kidding me! He took out the legs?!" She watched as her mech toppled forward and the front crashed onto the ground. "Ah crap! I'm stuck!" She desperately pressed the control panel, but none of it was working. "Well, shit, guess I better get out of this right now." She reached into her sock and pulled out a cylinder. "At least those damn church members had one good idea." Pressing a button, a sword appeared in the cockpit, allowing her to push through the hull of the small mech and cut an opening so she could crawl out. "Dammit, going to need that fixed." She grumbled as she got out and got to her feet. "Okay, you slippery bastard, where are ya?" She heard a rustling sound and she turned to see Kiba rushing at her. Before she could react, his sword struck her hand, causing her to lose her sword before he tackled her to the ground.
Bulleta was blushing and giving him a wide grin even as he held a sword to her throat while putting his left knee on her chest. "Well, if you're this forward with more girls, you might find them willing to do more than stalk you."
Kiba's eyes widened as he heard a clacking sound and felt something pressing against his crotch. "...Those are Holy bullets, aren't they?"
"Well, bullets made from broken Holy swords, but yes." Bulleta grinned as she pressed her gun in her left hand up. "Push down on the sword to beat me and I'll make it so that you'll have to live as a girl with or without magical assistance." Her grin got toothy at his surprised look. "After what that bastard did to me last year, I refuse to let any guy pin me down and make me helpless again."
"...What about Ranma?" Kiba asked.
Bulleta gave him a flat look. "I'm willingly spreading my legs for him, he's an exception. Fuck, he's the only person I ever felt that way about normally, you know what it's like to have someone that you want to fuck, even if it leaves you confused as fuck, right?"
Kiba wanted to say something when an image of Issei flashed through his mind and he pursed his lips before nodding. "...I guess."
"Really, if not for Ranma, I'd probably be a complete mess right now, the rest of the group is scared shitless of me." Bulleta said and Kiba sweat-dropped.
"I can't imagine why." Kiba grunted as she pushed the barrel of her gun against his dick. "I mean, you're going to shoot my dick off..."
"You're not stabbing down, are you?" Bulleta grinned at him. "Really, I think..." She trailed off as she noticed something behind Kiba. "...Can I ask you a question?"
"What?" Kiba asked as he felt the gun shift while still pressing against his crotch.
"Do you care if your pants have a hole in them?"
"What?" Kiba asked and gulped as she reached up and grabbed his neck.
"Don't... Move." Bulleta said before a gunshot sound rang out.
Kiba's eyes widened before Bulleta let go of his neck and pushed him off of her. He rolled over to see a Soul Bee that had a hole in-between her eyes before she fell over with a thud. "Damn, didn't see that coming." He looked around and saw more Soul Bees appearing around the two of them as he got to his feet. "This shouldn't be so hard."
"I'd normally agree with you..." Bulleta, holding a Desert Eagle 50 in her right hand, said as she stood up with narrowed eyes. "But normally that bastard isn't with them."
Kiba was confused, but then he looked past the Soul Bees and saw a tall man, with lots of muscles, white eyes, spiky brown hair, wearing a blue suit and glowing with power. "Wasn't he the Vampire in Transylvania that was running around and trying to marry Gasper's childhood friend?"
"Demitri Maximoff." Bulleta told him. "Despite how easy you might have had it before, he's still a powerful opponent."
Demitri flexed his arms and squeezed his left hand into a fist before letting out a loud yell that shook the very air itself.
Kiba grunted and his right eye screwed shut. "Listen, if I use my Glory Drag Troopers to stop these Soul Bees, I won't be able to use any of my Demonic Swords. I think I might have something that can deal with him, but..."
Bulleta chuckled. "Oh, you sweet boy, you're leaving all these targets for widdle ole me?!" Her eyes lit up and sparkled. "Buwetta wants to pway!"
"Uh, go ahead?" Kiba said while sweat-dropping. "I'll deal with him then!" He rushed past the Soul Bees while dismissing his Glory Drag Troopers.
"HA HA HA HA HA!" Bulleta's eyes gleamed as she pulled out a second Desert Eagle 50 and started firing with one gun in each hand. "FRY!"
As he rushed at Demitri, Kiba snapped his right arm to the side and a sword with a blade that was pure ice appeared in it. Swinging his sword out, a wave of pure ice launched at Demitri.
The Vampire narrowed his eyes and let out a growl before snapping his arm up, creating a wall of pure fire that the wave of ice slammed into, instantly creating both steam and wind as not only did the ice melt, but also evaporate instantly.
The steam bubbled before erupting outwards as Kiba jumped up over the wall and let out a yell as he swung his sword down at Demitri. Letting out a grunt, the Vampire Lord twisted to the side to avoid the attack before grabbing Kiba's outstretched arm, lifting him into the air and then slamming him back down. Letting out a growl, Demitri attempted to stomp on Kiba, who was already moving, thanks to his Knight speed, allowing him to completely avoid the attack. Seeing Kiba several feet away, Demitri swung his arm out, sending several waves of flaming bats at Kiba, who had to twist, duck, jump and strike back to counter them.
Grinning and letting out a chuckle, Demitri squeezed his hand as the bats that Kiba had dodged turned around and launched themselves at him.
Kiba heard the sound of bats and turned his head in mid-air to see the bats he had avoided rushing back at him.
Demitri smirked as the bats crashed in on Kiba and exploded.
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Meanwhile...
Lilith looked around as she found herself surrounded by mist. "Where am I?" She asked as she walked down an old-styled cobbled road. As she walked through the mists, they eventually gave way to an old-styled village with wood and grass huts, stone walls, stone buildings, a tall clock tower that rang. "This is old, and I've seen the old parts of Kyoto." Lilith muttered as she looked around. After several moments, the mists swirled and mixed as childish laughter was heard. "What is..." She trailed off as a young girl with short, green hair was running, smiling and playing with the other children. "...Is that Morrigan?" She smiled as she looked at the loli. "Can't believe she used to be so cute."
"Glad I didn't have to introduce myself before you figured it out." Morrigan's voice was heard and Lilith looked up on a stone building to see Morrigan sitting there cross-legged and smiling at her. "You hit puberty, I see." She idly said as she uncrossed her legs, stood up and stretched before jumping off the building and landing on the street several feet away. Taking her time to walk through the roads, Morrigan looked around with a wistful, nostalgic look. "I grew up here."
"You did?" Lilith asked in confusion as she looked around and saw the child-like Morrigan playing catch with some of the other kids when a boy with tanned skin, dark hair and blue eyes came into the picture. She watched in confusion as, over time, Morrigan spent more and more time with the boy and played with him over some of the other kids. "...That boy was important to you. He was your first, wasn't he?"
"Hmph, maybe." Morrigan said while watching the children play.
"Hard to imagine you were ever so tiny." Lilith muttered. "I always thought you were more mature before you hit puberty."
"Unlike you, I was born normally." Morrigan gave a dry reply. "Most succubi are born as children and grow as normal humans, even if we can and do have sex before we're ten."
"Huh, I thought we skipped the diaper and toddler phases." Lilith scratched her head. "Then again, what do I know? I was just slammed with information and our species is going extinct."
Morrigan gave Lilith a flat expression. "If our species had kids at the same rate humans did, we'd quickly over-populate."
"...Suddenly things about our species makes a lot more sense." Lilith said as she scratched her chin. "Wait, you said that we grow like normal human children?"
Morrigan shrugged. "Unlike your slutty ass, most succubi aren't getting laid constantly before puberty. And when we hit puberty, our first partner never survives. After all, not all of us have an unlimited all-you-can-eat-buffet like you do."
Lilith growled at the insinuation. "Excuse me?! Master is not an all-you-can-eat-buffet!"
Morrigan narrowed her eyes at Lilith. "There it is again, Master, why do... You soul bonded with him, didn't you?"
"And what if I did?" Lilith asked, curious about why Morrigan was bringing this up.
"You gave up half your life to be his... PET?!" Morrigan growled at Lilith.
The purple-haired Succubus shrugged, causing her boobs to jiggle. "Considering that both Master and I have become Devils since that time, the only downside is that if he dies, I die and I'm his pet." She grinned at Morrigan. "And I wouldn't have it any other way."
She could only stare in shock, her anger leaving her as she looked at Lilith in disbelief. Eventually Morrigan just sighed and found herself shaking her head. "You absolute idiot. You... You fell in love with him. Just because he could feed you forever, you chose to lower yourself and be his personal pet." She growled as she started to glow. "Just thinking about how you debased yourself, you're pissing me off."
Lilith smirked at Morrigan. "Oh you have NO idea how much I've debased myself over the years. Mmm... Master has to keep smacking me to keep me in line. NNnngh... It's a good thing that I'm so submissive or I'd be offended by the amount of times he's had to smack, spank and hurt me."
"...My other self is a masochist, great." Morrigan groaned and Lilith laughed.
"Only for Master." Lilith giggled as her boobs jiggled. A moment later and her jovial mood disappeared as she looked at Morrigan with a serious expression. "So I take it that it's time for us to finally settle this little debate, huh?"
"Yes." Morrigan said as a dark aura surrounded her. "I won't be holding back, Lilith." Her hair started to float upwards as her wings extended out of her.
"Good, because I won't either." Lilith said as a shining aura surrounded her body. "And when I'm done with you, you old hag, you'll be nothing more than a memory."
Morrigan growled as she took a wide stance, her aura crackling. "I'll never become a memory!"
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Elsewhere...
Yohko yelped as she avoided an energy blast that caused one of the castle walls to erupt outwards. "What the heck?" Her eyes widened as the dust cleared and she saw her cousin standing there, glaring at her. "Ayoko?"
"Oh, so you can remember my name?" Ayoko said with narrowed eyes that gave Yohko pause.
It wasn't the angry look Ayoko gave her. Her cousin seemed to have a constant semi-angry look on her face most of the times Yohko saw her. No, what was bothering Yohko was the stressed and exhausted look on Ayoko's face. It wasn't easily apparent, but Yohko knew her cousin's face and she knew what to look for.
After all, Ayoko looked identical to her.
"Have you been missing sleep?" Yohko asked before yelping as her cousin lashed out with her whip. "Oh come on! Can't I be worried about you?"
"You should just worry about yourself!" Ayoko yelled as she rushed at Yohko, who yelped and jumped to avoid a flying kick from her cousin. As she landed, Ayoko growled while building up power and swung her whip in a wide arc while it glowed and tore through the ground and into the air, slashing and tearing up Yohko's outfit, leaving it in tatters and her skin cut. "Why?" Ayoko asked as she glared at Yohko, who was on her knees trying to keep her outfit together. "Why did you let yourself become what you should have never become?! Why did you become a Devil?!"
Yohko jerked in shock. "...Do you think I wanted to become a Devil?" She asked before Ayoko growled at her. "Do you know how hard it's been for me?" A truly troubled look crossed her face as she stood up and lowered her arms, allowing her tattered dress to fall to the ground, leaving her in just her panties while her arms and legs bled lightly. "Do you know how many times I've wondered what kind of sick, twisted game fate was playing with me?" A pair of wings extended out of her back as she stood there nearly nude, a look of despair on her face. "I even thought about about killing myself a several times because of it."
"So why didn't you?" Ayoko asked as she blasted some energy at Yohko. As the energy blast roared at Yohko, the Devil had a look of determination cross her face as her sword glowed and she slashed upwards, splitting the attack in half. As the two attacks faded, Yohko took to the air as her outfit reformed on her body.
"Because it wouldn't be fair to him for saving me." Yohko told her cousin. "Nor would it be fair to those who helped me adjust to living as a Devil, even if it feels weird and wrong."
"HA!" Ayoko yelled as she snapped her whip up at Yohko. "You've probably been spreading your legs for him every night!"
Using her sword to parry the attacks, Yohko blushed. "I wish! I'm still a virgin!"
Ayoko stopped and stared in surprise. "...What?"
Yohko squirmed in the air. "Though I certainly am tired of being one of the only virgins in that house!" An angry and distressed look came to her face as she screwed her eyes shut. "If none of the others weren't getting laid so much, I might be able to handle it, but one of them is already pregnant and I know that Lilith is banging his brains out every night! So what if he has a Sacred Gear that will basically turn me into a sex slave?! I'm tired of being a virgin already!"
Ayoko sweat-dropped heavily. "You know, you said some pretty disturbing things there."
Yohko tilted her head before groaning in dismay. "I swear, either turning into a Devil has messed me up more than I want to admit, or the fact that I'm around a Succubus all the time is messing with me." She gave Ayoko a pleading look. "Do we still need to fight?"
"...I'm not going to stop."
"Crap." Yohko hung her head and sighed as she prepared to face off against her cousin again. She just hoped that Ayoko could work through her anger this time.
End Chapter 15
More chapters to come.