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Chapter 18

The sky turned dark as the Huitzil floated towards the downed Atsuko and Asia, both girls were twitching and barely able to move. The Huitzil let loose a beep and some of them shifted and got to the ground as large cannons, guns and other weapons and pointed at the two downed girls.

Asia was having trouble breathing as she felt like her very life essence was being turned against her. She couldn't open her eyes, but her skin and hair were rapidly losing color. Next to her, Atsuko was looking similarly pallid and both girls were having trouble breathing. 'I'm going to die. I'm going to die like this.' Asia thought to herself, finding it hard to do anything. 'Issei, please, be safe.' Tears welled up in her face. 'I can't... I'm so useless in situations like this...'

A growling sound came to her mind and for some reason all she could think of was a giant golden Dragon. 'Faf...nir...'

"If you need me, just ask, I shall come." His voice echoed in her head.

"P..please... H...help... Faf...nir." Asia whispered with the last of her strength.

A large pillar of flames erupted around Asia, blocking the light from the Huitzil as a large Dragon rose out of the ground, Asia and Atsuko on his body. "Well..." The golden spiked Dragon muttered as he looked around. "I never thought I'd see the things that destroyed the Dinosaurs still alive." His eyes glowed as he got onto all fours and let loose a loud, kaiju-like, roar that dissipated the flames. "BUUUUUURN!" The Dragon yelled and let loose a burst of golden flames that instantly destroyed many of the Huitzil, while melting several others just being near him. He turned and swung his tail while doing so, knocking many others away from him.

Despite not having wings, Fafnir proved to be far more nimble than the Huitzil as his claws slammed the ground, knocking several over while creating barriers around him that reflected any energy-based attack that was launched his way. "NONE OF YOU SHALL LEAVE HERE!"

After all, they hurt Asia. And if she died, she wouldn't be able to give him her precious treasure.

And that just wouldn't do for a Dragon King known for collecting treasure above all else.

(-)

It was nearly twenty minutes later when Asia found herself sitting up and panting. "W...What happened?" She asked as she trembled while being covered in sweat. The coloration in her skin and hair was returning to normal as she recovered from what had transpired.

"You nearly died." A booming voice spoke up and Asia looked up to see Fafnir standing on top of a bunch of melted and broken pieces of metal. "However, you called for me, so I appeared."

"Fafnir!" Asia's eyes sparkled. "Thank you for saving me." She stood up as fast as she could and bowed. "How can I repay you?"

"Your panties." Fafnir said and extended a claw out to Asia. "Our agreed payment."

"Of course!" Asia nodded as she lifted up her skirt and reached under to pull her underwear down, blushing as she realized they were soaked in sweat and thus rolling up as she pulled them down. "Um, they're dirty."

"That's fine." Fafnir said as he watched Asia get her white panties off and hand them to him. "With that, our agreement is finished, so I should..."

"Wait!" Atsuko, who was looking much healthier than she had been a few minutes ago, groaned as she stood up. "Can you take us back to the auditorium? I'm worried about the others." Fafnir gave her an annoyed look. Atsuko blushed and undid her pants, sliding them down. "I'll give you my panties if you take us."

"Very well." Fafnir nodded as Atsuko finished dropping her pants, revealing that she was wearing red panties, and pulled her underwear down, which were just as sweaty as Asia's, and gave them to Fafnir.

"I just don't understand how those things were able to hurt us like that." Asia muttered as Fafnir pocketed hers and Atsuko's underwear.

"The energy from some crystals that they had inside of them was anti-Devil energy." Fafnir answered her. "Do not worry, I made sure to utterly destroy those crystals. Now, hang on tight."

"Wait, I don't have my pants on!" Atsuko yelled as Fafnir grabbed her and Asia and used his magic to warp them to the auditorium. Sadly for Atsuko, she wouldn't have time to put her pants on as they were left behind in the field of battle.

"Wait! I left Excalibur Nightmare behind!" Asia yelled as they disappeared. "...I hope that no one steals it."

(-)

Elsewhere...

"YAH!" Yohko let out a scream as she was knocked to the ground. Gasping, she sat up slightly and saw Ayoko leaping at her. Rolling out of the way, she avoided the attack before kicking Ayoko in the side, sending her tumbling away. "Why can't you just accept that I'm not under anyone's control?"

Ayoko didn't say anything as she charged energy into her whip and struck out at the ground a few times, causing miniature explosions and causing fire to start up. "The fact that you said you'd have no problem being his personal sex slave is what bothers me!" She rushed at Yohko, who jumped out of the way as Ayoko's whip destroyed the rock she was on. "What happened to my strong-willed cousin? Still just a man-hungry slut?"

Yohko had angry, blank white eyes as she glared at Ayoko. "I'M STILL A VIRGIN, DAMMIT!" She swung her sword out and a wave of energy struck out at Ayoko, who jumped to avoid it, though the ground wasn't quite as lucky as the attack carved up a chunk of the ground.

Seeing Yohko disappear, Ayoko gasped and leaned back to avoid a kick at her head. "You're a lot faster."

"Yeah, I noticed." Yohko said as she spun around and fired an energy blast from her hands, which Ayoko countered with a blast of her own.

The two attacks collided and erupted outwards in a giant dome of energy, engulfing both brunettes, causing them to scream as the energy rushed out, destroying a good chunk of the area and leaving both of them on their knees, panting and smoking as their clothes were in nothing more than tatters.

"Note to self... Apparently mixing my chi with Devil magic was a bad idea." Yohko muttered, getting a nod from Ayoko. "I blame Mittelt, she mixed Devil and Angel powers together and got super exploding spears, I just wanted something similar."

"And you got it." A new voice said that had both girls sitting up and turning to see Yohko's grandmother, Madoka, standing not too far away from them while giving them a stern look of disappointment.

"Grandma?!" Yohko gasped in surprise. "What are you doing in Hell?"

Suddenly, a small person appeared on top of Madoka's head. "Hey, Yohko, nice lacy panties, girl. Glad you're wearing more sexy silky darlings."

"...Grandmaster Happosai?" Yohko stared at him. "What are you doing with my grandmother and why are you two in Hell?"

Madoka rolled her eyes. "I've known Happosai since I was a teenager when he stole my underwear."

"Ah yes." Happosai nodded and smiled. "A black garter belt, crotchless black panties and stockings that went all the way up your, hey!" He yelped as Madoka swatted at him. "Oh come on! You were the first girl back then that I found was wearing sexy underwear."

"DON'T BRING UP WHAT I WAS WEARING!" The old woman yelled, her face red.

Both Yohko and Ayoko stared in disbelief as the two old people argued. "...Wait, she has underwear like that?" Ayoko asked and the two girls immediately turned blue in the face as they realize that Yohko's grandmother probably still wore underwear like that.

"EWWW!" They screamed at the same time.

After chasing Happosai around a bit, Madoka sighed and calmed down before turning to Yohko and Ayoko. "You two... If you're wondering how I got into Hell, thank Happosai, he had a mirror that got us here." She looked troubled and looked down as Happosai tapped her on the leg to encourage her. "Listen," she looked up and gave the girls a stern look, "the way we used to do things, it won't work like it used to. The world's changing. Devils, Angels, Fallen Angels, Gods, Dragons and other factions, they're coming together to live in peace. We really should learn to accept it."

"Are you throwing away over one hundred generations of Devil Hunter tradition!?" Ayoko yelled in disbelief.

"Of course not!" Madoka snapped at her and stormed up to the two girls. "Traditions are important and we should keep them, but not being able to adapt to the world only causes problems." She shook her head. "Do you remember the stories of that one Devil Hunter clan that got wiped out near Kyoto a few years ago?"

"...I remember that you said they were zealots that didn't even like Hanyous or Youkai." Yohko admitted. "What about them?"

"They were destroyed because they couldn't adapt to the world." Happosai told Yohko while he pulled out a pipe and took a puff from it. "Honor's important, but if you're too blinded by it, you can be manipulated and twisted, forced to violate your honor even more than if you broke it the first time." Happosai gave Ayoko a knowing look. "I might not have much honor, myself, but I've seen so many people brought to ruin simply by being bound to honor to the point that they lost sight over what's important."

"And as I got older, I lost sight of what was important myself." Madoka said with a sad look on her face. "Yohko, I want to apologize for making you leave the clan over what happened. Can you forgive this old woman?"

"Of course I can." Yohko smiled as she got up and walked over to Madoka, giving her grandmother a hug. "I don't blame you."

"You're always welcome back home."

Yohko smiled and tightened the hug before she let out a yelp. A moment later, Ayoko also yelped in surprise. Both girls jumped and turned to glare at Happosai, who was grinning and holding two pair of bras and panties in his hands.

"As payment for doing this, I shall liberate your silky darlings. And now, I'm off to do the same in Hell! Bye!" He waved and jumped away from everyone. "SWEETO!"

Yohko, Madoka and Ayoko all stared stupidly at where Happosai had been before Ayoko suddenly started to giggle. "I... Hee hee, I don't know why, but... Ha ha... Him going to steal panties in Hell is hilarious."

"As long as it's not mine..." Yohko muttered. "I don't care."

After calming down from her giggling fit, Ayoko looked at Yohko. "I..."

"You know..." Yohko tapped her chin. "The world still needs our clan, I think." She smiled at Ayoko. "A Devil can't be a Devil Hunter, but you can." She looked at Madoka. "How about it, grandmother? Can Ayoko be the 108th Devil Hunter?"

"I'm not worthy of that title." Ayoko said and shook her head. "Not after this. Not after I worked with a Devil."

"Well, you know." Yohko shrugged at her. "Then don't be the 108th Devil Hunter. Just be a Hunter that protects against the monsters of the world if that helps."

"Besides," Madoka spoke up, "I'll need to teach you some of the finer techniques that I learned over the years before I'd let you have the title."

Yohko sweat-dropped and nodded. "Trust me, grandmother's training is horrible!"

Ayoko nodded and walked over to Yohko and extended a hand. Yohko took it and the two shook hands. "I hope you don't mind me training my children and grandchildren to be able to defeat you, in case you turn evil."

"Not at all." Yohko smiled as she shook Ayoko's hand and then pulled her cousin in for a hug. "I'd have it no other way."

The two held their hug for a few minutes before separating.

A moment later, there was a tearing sound and their clothes fell off of them, leaving them completely nude and shrieking as they tried to cover up.

Madoka sweat-dropped and sighed as the two girls danced around in the nude while trying to cover up with their hands. "I'm reminded of me when I was their age." She chuckled. "Good times."

(-)

Elsewhere...

Demitri tilted his head as he looked at the smoke as it cleared, revealing that Kiba was no longer there. Letting out a huff, Demitri threw his left arm up as the back of his fist hit Kiba in the gut, sending him flying backwards. "Pathetic." Demitri said with a stern tone in his voice. "To think that I would be dealing with a mere child and the crazy bitch."

A shot rang out, hitting a flaming bat that appeared in front of Demitri. "I might be a crazy bitch, but at least I didn't get my ass kicked by a crossdressing half-Vamp." Bulleta grinned at him while throwing something over her shoulder that exploded violently, causing her outfit to flutter from the violent winds that kicked up. "Then again, you were always blind to anything but that stupid green haired slut."

A yellow aura surrounded Demitri as he let out a yell and moved at such speeds that he seemingly teleported next to Bulleta, who grinned at him. "I grow weary of your prattle, bitch."

"Bring it on, you pasty pussy!" Bulleta grabbed her skirt and pulled up, revealing rocket launchers on her ankles and a large cannon seemingly erupted from her crotch as she fired at Demitri, who let out a cry of pain as the blast hit him in the face. "Yeehaw!" Bulleta cheered as she pointed her Uzis around her and fired at the Soul Bees that were still in the area. "Sorry about going off so quickly. I know no one likes premature explosions."

"Indeed." Demitri's voice was heard from behind Bulleta. Her eyes widened as the Demitri in front of her disappeared, being replaced by a Soul Bee, who was missing her head. A hand grabbed Bulleta's head and she felt her neck being tilted to the right. "Now, it's time for you to become a good girl." He let loose a hiss as he leaned in, only to jerk hard as something hit him in the side, knocking him away from Bulleta.

"Are you okay?" Kiba asked as he held a double-bladed sword with a red center.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Bulleta rubbed her neck and didn't feel any puncture wounds. "Even if he entralled me, it would have only lasted a couple of months before I burned it out of my system." She gave his sword a curious look. "What kind of sword is that? Feels like Mittelt's exploding spears."

"It's my Sword of Betrayer." Kiba explained and started to walk towards Demitri. "A fusion of Heaven and Hell's power, which is only possible since the God I used to follow died."

Bulleta nodded and clicked her legs together. "I'll fire and then you rush in, you're only going to have one chance at this, that guy's tougher to kill than I am. I once shot him with bullets made up of Holy Swords and then doused his body in Holy Water and he showed up again a few months later looking for revenge."

"How lovely." Kiba muttered and nodded as Bulleta fired a few dozen micro missiles at Demitri before rushing in at the Vampire Lord.

Demitri glared and swung his arm in a wide arc as the missiles spun and twisted to get in close to him. Suddenly red lightning lashed out in a wide arc, hitting the missiles and causing them to explode. Demitri looked up as he saw Kiba trying to dive bomb him from above. Grinning, Demitri launched himself upwards. Kiba swung his sword down at Demitri, who spun in mid-air, his cape becoming a shield and blocking the attack while his fist hit Kiba in the stomach.

Kiba's mouth opened reflexively as the air was knocked out of his lungs. Before he could recover, Demitri grabbed him by his throat and spun in mid-air before diving down towards the ground.

"Embrace death, boy." Demitri's smooth voice was heard before the two crashed into the ground. The Vampire stepped back after landing on the ground and looked at Kiba's downed body. "...Hmm..."

*Flashback*

Standing in a snowy meadow, Jedah grinned as he looked at Demitri. "How about it?" He asked and held out a hand. "Work with me."

"And why should I help you?!" Demitri yelled at Jedah, who chuckled while the Reaper girl near him looked at Demitri nervously. "You have nothing for me!"

"I know how much Morrigan Aensland means to you." Jedah told Demitri. "However, her time is coming to an end. Perhaps you can save her? She'll be there with my forces." He smirked as Demitri gave him a cool look. "And even if you can't have her, surely you could find another concubine to keep your attention for a little while."

*End flashback*

"...Indeed." Demitri's cape wrapped around Kiba's leg and pulled him off the ground before wrapping around the blonde boy's body. "Midnight... Bliss." He chuckled as the cape disappeared from around Kiba's body, revealing that Kiba had been transformed...

...Into a pretty blonde girl in a nurse's outfit. "Come on, baby." Demitri grinned as he grabbed the confused girl and tilted her head before she could recover. "Just relax, this won't hurt a bit."

Several shots rang out, hitting Demitri in the side and causing him to scream in pain as he let go of Kiba, who fell to the ground. Turning, he glared at Bulleta, who was holding a long tube of some kind. "What the hell?" He asked as he saw the ending looked like some sort of American football, but looked like it was made of glass with some liquid inside.

"Eat this, you fanged freak!" Bulleta yelled as she pulled the trigger and fired. "Holy RPG, right to you!"

"As if that will work on me!" Demitri threw his left arm to the side, sending a barrage of lighting at the grenade, though, much to his surprise, it just bounced off. "WHAT?!" He screamed as the RPG slammed him in the stomach and exploded, dousing him in water, which caused him to scream in pain. "HOLY WATER?!" He stumbled around and his arms swung around randomly as he tried to shake the water off as it burned him. "YOU BITCH!"

"Come on!" Bulleta grabbed Kiba and picked the girl up and threw her over her shoulders. "Let's get out of here." She extended her wings and flew off.

"Wh...How did you..?" Kiba asked and Bulleta gave the girl a smirk.

"I had that made specifically for him. It was made with clear ceramics that had some anti-magic wards put on the outside." Bulleta chuckled. "That chuckle-fuck just got an explosive amount of Holy Water blasted in him."

"I'LL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU!" Demitri screamed as Bulleta flew off in the distance.

Kiba sighed and nodded. "Well, it's good you had that." She was silent for a moment before she realized that the rough flight was causing her breasts to wobble uncontrollably. "Um, since you've fought against him before, I was wondering how long this spell of his lasts."

Bulleta had a confused look on her face. "...Odd, you should have turned back to normal by now. Might have to have someone look at it later."

Kiba just nodded, part of her worried that this was permanent.

Another part of her hoped it was.

End Chapter 18


Demetri just HAD to Midnight Bliss Kiba.