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It's time for the epilogue.


Epilogue

"So talk..." Miko said as she shifted in her seat. "I apologize if that was rude."

"It's fine." Serafall reassured her. "I merely need to ask you about why you decided to have forced sex with a high ranking Devil who happens to have a close bond with one of the rulers of Makai."

Miko winced at the question and sighed. "I suppose that's fair." She looked down. "I don't know why, but when I heard that he slept with my mother from Jedah, I was so angry that I wanted to make him pay."

"I see," Serafall bit her lip softly and took a moment to think about what next to ask before remembering a detail, "you see, I have to ask, since a video of the event was recorded and put up online," she nodded at Miko's shocked expression as the purple-haired girl blushed hard. "Lots of people saw what you did to Ranma, including summoning those tentacles and..."

"AHHH!" Miko put her hands on her head. "I knew I shouldn't have asked Jedah to give me full control over my Shikima powers!" She rubbed her hands back and forth on her head and she groaned. "Even though female Shikima don't have tentacles, I have the ability to summon them and my stupid nyoninboh technique is only supposed to make my clit grow big! Not turn it into a full-fledged dick and..."

"Well, that explains a few things, huh?" Lilith asked as she walked in. Serafall gave her a warning look and Lilith nodded before looking at Miko and sighing softly. "That bastard, he probably had you under his mind control by the time that he told you about what Master did to your mother, never mind the fact that your mother joined us willingly. As for your tentacle powers, I bet he modified your body somehow, so you'd have access to male Shikima powers. Probably made it so that you have access to male Shikima powers, which changed you in some other ways."

"Wait, he turned me into a tranny?! That explains so much and..." Miko gasped before blushing at the looks that both Lilith and Serafall gave her. "Sorry..."

"No, it's fine," Lilith shook her head. "Anyway, I bet I can prove it, stand up and drop your pants." She ignored the flustered stuttering of Miko and glared at her. "For fucks sake, none of us are virgins here, your entire fighting style revolves around sex and she," Lilith jerked a thumb at Serafall, "is the hottest piece of ass in Hell." Serafall had a bewildered look on her face as she blushed at the unexpected compliment. "So hurry up and drop those pants or I'll steal them."

Miko stood up, blushing but did as she was asked and dropped her pants, revealing her white panties. Seeing the expected look on Lilith's face, she put her thumb under the waist-band of her underwear and pulled them down while blushing more as, to Serafall's surprise, a large, flaccid, penis spilled out of her underwear. "It should have gone away by now, I don't..." She yelped as Lilith was kneeling in front of her, grabbing the penis and lifting it up. "HEY!"

"Just be quiet." Lilith said as she moved the shaft to the side and studied the balls that were there. "Hmm, this all looks real enough..." She lifted the balls up and raised an eyebrow. "Well, good news, you still have your vagina, it's just hidden."

"That doesn't make me feel better!" Miko yelled in frustration as she fidgeted while Lilith moved stuff around. "WOULD YOU QUIT IT!?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm done." Lilith stood up and walked away, leaving Miko with a half-erect penis. "You can pull your underwear and pants up now."

Miko grimaced as she did so. "This is uncomfortable."

"Yeah, get used to it." Lilith told her. "Part of me wants to kill you for what you did to Master, but I have a better idea." A wide grin came to her face and Miko gulped. "Master and I will be moving to Makai soon."

"Huh?" Serafall jerked in surprise.

"Sorry, Master dropped this last night." Lilith told her. "With none of the ruling families in charge, Demons might start being a problem for Earth, so we have to go there to keep them from getting out of control." Serafall nodded and looked a little troubled. "Anyway, Miko," Lilith smiled at the purple-haired girl, "we're going to have a castle in Makai and we need servants."

"...But I'm no maid. I can't even clean my room!"

"You'll have to learn." Lilith told her. "Oh, and as for your penis, I could fix it so it would go away, but I won't." She held up a hand to stop Miko's protests. "This is part of your punishment. You'll not only be our servant for a long time, but you're keeping that penis on your body."

Miko's eyes watered up and tears fell from her eyes. "That's not fair..." She whined.

"Yeah," Lilith crossed her arms under her large breasts, "too bad. When we go back to Makai, you'll be coming with us, until then, you can stay in prison. Also, get used to your dick, you're going to have it for awhile."

Lilith turned and walked out with Serafall glancing at Miko before following after the Succubus. "That was kind of cruel." Serafall said as she caught up to Lilith.

"Not really." Lilith told her. "Cruel would be me putting her dick in a cage or edging her every day and not letting her cum." Serafall nodded, she could understand that. Lilith turned to look at Serafall and smirked. "Besides, if she's around, I can finally get a good DP going. You saw how big her dick is! She's as big as Master is! Finally I'll feel good and stuffed in both holes!"

Serafall just face-faulted.

(-)

The Gremory estate...

The announcement that Rias was pregnant was one that was met with great joy and cheers. Several of the men were looking at Issei with looks that were more sympathetic than jealous and Issei wondered what they knew but weren't telling him. Even Rias's father had given him some vague warning about making sure that there was plenty of cute and sweet things around the house later on.

"Ah, Lord Gremory," one of the servants said as he bowed to the head of the house. "A message from Lord Beelzebub to one young Issei Hyuudou just arrived." He held up a letter, "I was instructed to give it to him."

"Of course..." Zeoticus Gremory smiled at the messenger as he took the letter from his servant. "I'll take it to him." The messenger bowed and left while the redheaded man turned and walked towards the guest rooms. As he got there, he knocked on the door, which opened to reveal Xenovia, who was blushing and wearing sweater that was obviously very hastily put on. Zeoticus smiled at her. "Do not fret dear, our family has no problems with nudity after all."

"...I was..."

"I can smell what you were doing in there." Zeoticus chuckled and handed her the letter. "Next time you're here, just answer the door, even if you're naked, no one will do more than raise an eyebrow." After Xenovia took the letter, he smiled and walked off, waving. "Have fun in there, and remember that it's important to stay hydrated. I'll send some servants up with some drinks later."

Xenovia blushed and slipped back into the room, closing the door behind her.

"What was that?" Asia asked as she waited for Issei to finish with Koneko, who was gasping as Issei plundered her ass while holding her arms backwards and using them as handle bars to get more rough with her. It had the benefit of thrusting her tiny chest out while Asia and Xenovia watched.

"Ah, a letter for Issei."

"Oh?" Issei blinked in surprise. "I'll have to see that."

"Not until you're done fucking me!" Koneko yelled and moaned as he pounded her butt. "Ngh! You're so good, Senpai." She bit her lower lip as her eyes rolled into the back of her head.

"I guess it could wait a bit." Issei chuckled.

It would be more than an hour before Issei finally got around to reading the letter.

[i]"Mr. Issei Hyuudou, I, Ajuka Beelzebub, hereby grant you the honor of being promoted to a King and will now be able to have your own peerage. Please meet with me in three days to finalize the ritual."[/i]

Issei stared in shock as he sat down. "This is..."

"Senpai," Koneko purred as she hugged him from behind and nibbled on his ear. "Can you eat me out, I'm horny still."

Any thoughts Issei had disappeared as Koneko pushed him onto his back and sat on his face. His hands squeezed her butt as he let his tongue go to work.

When he felt his dick getting licked by three sets of tongues, he doubled his efforts. After all, he didn't want to miss the moment he covered their faces with his cum.

(-)

The next day...

Walking into the large house, Ranma frowned as he looked around. Something was triggering the wards that surrounded the place and he couldn't figure out who or what was going on. "Something's not..." He trailed off as he saw a familiar face walk in from the upstairs hallway. "Oh, Cologne, what are you doing here?"

"Using your bathroom mostly." The young-looking woman wearing a green Chinese mini-skirt smirked at him. "Anyway, because of your little ploy in the rating game, I'm stuck as a young woman. I've got no problem living on my own, but since you..."

"If you want to move in with us, feel free to." Ranma chuckled at Cologne's annoyed look. "What? It's my fault you got kicked out of your village. But, just so you know, Lilith and I are heading to Makai soon to keep the Demons from going out of control."

"Is that so..?" Cologne muttered and tapped her chin while more of Ranma's peerage came into the house. "Well, darn, I guess I'm going with you to Makai then."

"Eh?!" Most of the group asked at once.

Cologne shrugged at them. "I've got nothing better to do and I'd rather be in a place where my martial arts skills are useful rather than waste my life in the modern world." She then smirked at Ranma. "Besides, I'm sure that you'll have children in the future. If you have as many as I think you will, you're going to need someone to help you out."

"Speaking of which," Ravel spoke up with her arms crossed under her breasts, "I'm going as well." She blushed at the confused look she got from Ranma. "I'm the youngest of four children, I love my family to death, but I won't be getting much of any sort of inheritence from my family." She winked at him. "Besides, father was willing to fix up the castle for everyone to live there."

"I see..." Ranma trailed off and wondered how Leonardo, Kuroka, Lillie and Kunou were doing, since they were spending the day at his parents place after Genma and Nodoka had returned from Hell.

(-)

In Nerima...

Leonardo just scratched his head in confusion. He looked at Kunou and Lillie, both of whom had confused looks on their faces as well. Leonardo looked at the garbage can in front of him and then back to Lillie before nodding.

The Dragon ran up to the garbage can and kicked it hard enough to go flying down the street while screaming in pain.

"I never knew that daddy came from a place where there were screaming garbage cans." Kunou giggled. "Come on, let's go find something else." The other two nodded and the three ran off in a random direction to find something to do.

Meanwhile, the garbage can fell over, revealing a cute brunette that fell out of it while grabbing at its crotch. "Ooooh! Ukyou-sama won't like it if I can't perform. Why did that little girl with the ponytail have to kick my balls like that?"

A young child nearby tugged on his mother's sleeve. "Mommy? Why does that girl say she has balls?"

The mother smiled at her child. "Because that's a weirdo and you should never associate with them. Come along, son."

"Okay!"

Tsubasa Kurenai just wimpered at the insult as the mother and child left him behind in pain.

(-)

Back in Kuoh...

Ranma shook his head, he was sure that they would be fine. "Well, sure, I guess I don't have a problem with it."

Cologne clapped her hands and smiled cutely. "Excellent! Oh, and I'm going to need new clothes, these are the only ones I have in my current size."

"I guess so." Ranma chuckled and looked at the others. "So... Who wants to take her shopping?"

(-)

A few days later...

Ajuka smiled as he saw Sirzechs walk into the conference room. "Ah, how is your family?"

"Quite well." Sirzechs nodded. "Mother and father are quite happy with their new grand-daughters and the fact that Rias has a child on the way is making them even happier, though I'm not sure if the Gremory protocols are really needed."

Ajuka chuckled, he wondered how amusing things would get before he calmed his emotions and nodded at Serafall and Falbium. "Excellent, since the four of us are here, we need to talk about some of the changes we were going to make."

"About the Seven Lords of Hell?" Falbium asked and Ajuka nodded, the bald man yawned, "I've got no problem with it, it'll make our jobs easier."

"Ultimately, we'd have the final say about what goes on for Devils." Sirzechs reminded his friend, "but we could see these seven as governors who have control over various day-to-day things. Plus it would help keep complaints down with people who were unhappy with how we were doing things."

"Thankfully there aren't a lot of complaints, but having others deal with most common things makes it easier on all of us." Ajuka nodded. "That said, Serafall," he looked at the female member of the Devil Kings and tapped his chin, "considering that we have a very powerful Devil that's going to be ruling Makai, it might be a good idea to have an ambassador to keep cordial relations with Makai and Hell, don't you think?"

Serafall nodded in agreement. "Yes, I would think so. I guess I'll have to start packing for extended trips then, huh?" She turned to walk out before she paused and turned back to look at everyone with her eyes tearing up. "But that means I won't be near when my Sona-chan comes back and I won't be able to do lots of lovey-dovey sister things with her and I don't know when I'll be able to coordinate time with her."

The other three Devil Kings just smiled in amusement as Serafall whined about not being around her sister before she shook her head, patted her cheeks and walked off with new determination. "I'm sure she'll be fine." Ajuka chuckled.

"Is it a good idea?" Falbium asked Ajuka, "you know how..."

Ajuka gave his friend a side look. "Well, whenever an ambassador ended up having children on long-term missions in the past, no one thought twice about it. Besides," he shrugged, "Serafall's a grown woman, what she does with her life is on her."

"Besides, any of her kids would likely call you uncle." Sirzechs chuckled at the bald Devil.

End Part 1


Yep, there's a part 2 to this.