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Chapter 3

"The Great..." Ranma began, while staring stupidly at the mini girl.

"Devil King..." Gabriel whispered in shock.

"Asmodeus?!" The rest, minus Lillie, who was looking at the miniature girl in confusion, screamed in shock.

"...But I thought Asmodeus was a man?" Rias asked, looking confused.

The miniature girl nodded. "That's right, normally I am a man, except when I want to be a woman." She pointed at Rias and winked. "But when I put myself in here, I was a woman! That's why I look like this!"

Ranma sweat-dropped heavily. "Was it so you could get tentacles shoved deep inside all of your holes and have them ravish you for hours on end?"

Asmodeus turned and looked at Ranma weirdly. "...That can happen?" Ranma nodded and her eyes sparkled as she jumped up and grabbed his hand, shaking it while tiny wings came out of her back. "Oooh! Why didn't anyone tell me sooner?! I would have LOVED to have done that!" She sighed and let go, floating onto the table and stretching. "Ngh, so stiff, just like a good hard dick, huh?"

"Um," Falbium coughed into his hand, "Lord, err, Lady Asmodeus, I distinctly remember you being a man. ...And much bigger."

"Yeah!" Serafall pointed at the mini-girl. "And even though you hid yourself away for almost a year, you were spotted in the final battle against Heaven where you died!"

Asmodeus blinked a few times and put her finger up to her chin as she tilted her head. "Did I? I wouldn't know, all I know is that I was put in..." Her eyes widened. "AH! Now I remember!" She made a fist with her right hand and slapped it into the open palm of her left hand. "The me that made me was going into labor at the time and made me to keep all her memories in case something happened."

"Oh that makes sense," Azazel nodded before his eyes bugged out. "WHAAAA?!"

Asmodeus stuck her tongue out and closed both eyes as she dug her knuckles against her head. "Ha ha ha! Silly me! How could I forget that? Especially since I remember what I told myself as I was sealed away."

"And what was that, if I might ask?" Akeno asked, amused and curious to the revelations that they were getting. 'After all, who would have thought that the Great Devil King Asmodeus was going to give birth?'

Asmodeus smiled and held up a thumb before pausing, her eyes going white and blank and a distressed look came over her face. "Ahhhh! I don't actually remember what I told myself!" She fell to her knees as tears fell out of her eyes. "I'm a failure of a memory. I'm supposed to help guide the next Devil of Lust in case I died while giving birth or if something killed me and I can't even remember what was said!"

"I think," Azazel sweat-dropped heavily, "you just did. I don't suppose you can remember just who got the, um, other version of you pregnant?"

"Oh, that's simple!" Asmodeus said as she stood up and looked proud. "The only Nephilim that survived father's world purge."

"...That's my father." Lilith said softly as she stared at Asmodeus. "Wait, wait, wait... How is that possible?! According to Morrigan's memories, mother was a succubus with green, purple and red... Oh crap, you have those hair colors. But you're a Devil."

Asmodeus giggled at Lilith. "I don't know what the baby was named, or even if it was a boy or girl, but if I was going to have anyone's kids, it was going to be someone who was stronger and more powerful than me!"

Ranma sighed and looked at Nabiki. "This is getting us nowhere, can you confirm?"

"Already have." Nabiki said as she turned a screen to them. "Alright, did Asmodeus turn himself into a girl, sleep with Belial Aensland, and give birth to Lilith?"

The screen lit up to explain. "Asmodeus did not turn into a girl, rather Asmodeus returned to her original gender and was impregnated by Belial Aensland and later gave birth to Morrigan Aensland."

"See?" Asmodeus said with a smile and a wink. "Wait, I gave birth to twins? No, it said I only gave birth to Morrigan, hmmm..." She narrowed her eyes at Lilith in confusion.

"Wait, I was born on the day that my great-grandfather died," Lilith looked confused, "what's going on?"

"Well, how about we find out?" Nabiki asked as she pushed some buttons and the large screen turned on, showing what happened the last day of Asmodeus's life.

The screen revealed a woman with multiple colored hair, and wearing a light colored dress, sighing as she winced. "Oh, so this is what labor is, huh?" She stood up and rubbed her extremely swollen belly. "I can't have this one here, too much of a risk. Dammit, Lucy, I just wanted to have sex, you're the one that wanted to rule the world." Her eyes widened as a squelching sound was heard. "Oh shit, my water broke?" She looked down as her dress was soaked through. "I don't have time for this." She walked over to a table where a box was and put her hand on it. A glow covered her and eventually revealed a small, miniature version of herself, only wearing a black dress. "Listen, in case something happens to me, you have my memories. I need you to relay what I've done to my future descendants." She then put her hand on the box again, causing the top to close over the miniature girl. "This seal will hold unless I or one of my descendants opens it up."

She winced and doubled over. "Oh sheesh, I seriously underestimated how painful labor pains were." She looked up and teleported away. "Belial, you're going to have to raise our child by yourself, I think."

The screen went dark shortly afterword.

"I think I can fill the missing pieces in." Azazel mused, "Asmodeus went to Makai, gave birth to Morrigan and then went to face Father in battle, as a man, but was severely drained, both from creating... Well, her," she pointed to the Asmodeus on the table, "and having given birth to Morrigan."

"So, wait, I've always been a Devil?" Lilith asked, confusion on her face, "I thought I was a Succubus?"

"What's a Succubus?" Asmodeus asked and more than one person gave her a weird look. "Hey, come on, some of my memories are a bit scrambled, so give me a hand and help me out on this."

"A sex demon that drains their partner of life energy." Lilith supplied to Asmodeus. "For some reason, they're very... Limited in numbers and hardly have children."

Asmodeus tapped her chin a few times and tilted her head. "OH!" Her eyes lit up as she realized what Lilith was talking about. "You mean those Yokai who transformed into sex fiends after being around me for a few minutes?" Everyone jerked in surprise and she rubbed the back of her head, giggling. "Yeah, sorry about that, if those are what we call a Succubus, they're pretty minor, since they're just a reaction that Youkai had to my aura." She held up a finger and closed her eyes as she started to walk in a circle. "As for my child, that one was born in Makai, I'm guessing that the atmosphere had some sort of effect on it, I don't know, but you probably are a true Succubus, since you were born from me."

"...So the fact that all other succubi die off in just three hundred years wouldn't apply to myself?" Lilith asked and Asmodeus nodded.

"Actually, I think that Belial splitting her soul into three parts had more of an effect on her being a succubus than anything else." Nabiki mused, getting a sharp look from several people.

"He could do that?!" Gabriel, Serafall, Runeas and Asmodeus all yelped in surprise.

Nabiki nodded and pointed at Lilith. "He was worried that her power, or rather, Morrigan's power, was too strong for a newborn child to handle, since it actually surpassed his own and he was already one of the ten strongest beings in our world when he was alive."

"And a newborn has no way to control her powers..." Lilith mused, "well, that makes sense." She looked at Asmodeus. "...So, I guess that makes you... My mother?"

Asmodeus grinned and put her hands behind her head. "Yep."

"As interesting as this has been," Gabriel spoke up and walked up to the miniature girl, "things have changed since our father died in battle, fallen sister," she gave Asmodeus a cold look, "are you looking to reclaim your post as one of the Devil Kings and restart the war?"

Asmodeus blinked a few times and tilted her head. "...Why would I do that? Unlike Lucy, fly boy and the lake monster, I just wanted to have sex with everything that ever lived. But dad was like "no, you can't do that, it's wrong" so I said "screw you, dad! I want to get laid!" and left with my three brothers and became one of the Great Devil Kings."

"My entire image of the four Great Devil Kings has been ruined beyond belief." Akeno muttered as she gawked, "are you telling me that you... Were simply teenagers rebelling against your father?" Asmodeus nodded and Akeno slammed her hands down. "Do you have any idea how many people's lives you ruined because of that?!" Asmodeus paused for a moment before slowly shaking her head and Akeno stood up. "Excuse me, I don't think I can be in the same room as this... Thing!" She hissed and stormed out. Asia looked conflicted, but bowed and followed after Akeno.

"Um..." Asmodeus blinked in confusion. "Can someone explain that to me?"

Azazel sighed softly. "Akeno is the daughter of one of my subordinates, Barquiel. At one point, he was away on my orders and people who hated Fallen Angels attacked where Akeno and her mother were at, severely injuring Akeno and killing her mother. She only recently forgave her father and myself over that incident. But it wouldn't have happened had you and the other Devil Kings not started a three-way war."

"...Oh." Asmodeus sat down, her shoulders slumped. "...I really didn't mean for things to get out of control. I just wanted to have lots of sex, that's all I wanted."

Ranma sighed softly and nudged Lilith. "Why don't you talk with her for awhile and fill her in on some details of what's been going on lately? Lady Gabriel, you wanted to talk in private?" Gabriel nodded and followed Ranma out of the room.

Asmodeus looked up as Azazel, Serafall and Falbium all stood over her. "...So, are you going to imprison me, kill me or torture me?"

"Honestly, they probably should." Lilith grumbled and pointed a finger at the miniature Devil King. "With your power, you could go and destroy so much, it would be best..." She trailed off as Asmodeus fell over backwards, laughing. "What's so funny?"

"That any of you think I have any sort of power right now." Asmodeus sat up and smiled at them. "I have, at best, ten percent of my real self's power. I'm still strong, but I can't do anything like ruin the world. Hell, it would take a lot of power to get my full-sized body."

"That still doesn't mean you can run around freely," Falbium said and looked at Azazel and Serafall, "if word of her being Asmodeus got out, there would be a lot of people looking for revenge on her."

"I have a suggestion." Nabiki said while raising a hand and everyone turned to look at the girl. "We could always make her form a pact with someone."

"You mean like what I have with Master?" Lilith asked and Nabiki nodded. "...That could work, then she'd be unable to go against her master's orders and would have to do whatever he or she said."

"Oh come on!" Asmodeus whined, "I don't want to be the servant of someone."

"Tough," Nabiki told her, "it's either that or we let some of the other factions have fun tearing you apart while keeping you alive so they can get their pound of flesh out of you."

Asmodeus sweat-dropped heavily. "...I guess being someone's servant isn't TOO bad, but who'd be crazy enough to do it with me?"

"Master would." Lilith said to the Devil King. "He formed a bond with me when he was little and now we're linked to each other."

Nabiki suddenly frowned in confusion. "Wait, that... That explains it then!" She snapped her fingers as suddenly something fell into place for her. "That explains everything then!"

"What?" Serafall asked Nabiki, "what are you talking about?"

"Ranma got his hands on a Devil Piece set back on Earth and somehow activated the King's piece, but that never made any sense. Even if he had a Sacred Gear that was made up of part of Asmodeus's soul, it shouldn't have worked." Nabiki had a look of wonder on her face. "That's right, he shouldn't have been able to use it, but if his soul is linked to Lilith, who was a Devil, that would allow him to use it, since the King piece could be used by any Devil. But because Lilith's Soul was in pieces, she wasn't an actively realized Devil..."

"But because her mother is Asmodeus, she was able to basically jump-start the pieces to regain her Devil heritage." Serafall mused and nodded, "wow, that's a weird coincidence."

"Like the fact that Lilith is Azazel's grand-daughter?" Nabiki asked and Azazel grimaced slightly. "Hey, you were the one who was curious about who the parent of Belial Aensland was, not me."

The blonde Fallen Angel grumbled softly. "I legitimately thought that I didn't have any children of my own, okay? Anyway, we're getting off-track here."

"Look." Asmodeus held up her hands, "I don't know everything that happened because of the war, but if it makes everyone feel better, I'll enter into a contract similar to what my daughter has with... What's your master's name?"

"Ranma Saotome." Lilith answered and Asmodeus nodded.

"Very well, I'll become his personal servant and do what he tells me to."

Azazel sighed softly and nodded. "I doubt this will make things better, but I should assume that we can keep this among ourselves?" The others nodded. "Akeno, Asia, Ranma and Gabriel will need to know as well." He looked at Lillie, who was still rolling dice. "Can you keep it quiet, miss Dragon?"

Lillie looked at him and blinked cutely. "...Keep what quiet?" She pointed at Asmodeus, "new friend?"

Asmodeus's eyes sparkled and wings formed on her back as she flew over to Lillie. "I like you! What's your name?"

"Lillie." The pony-tailed Dragon blinked as Asmodeus hovered in front of her and booped her on the nose.

"Then, Lillie, you shall have the honor of being this Former Great Devil King's friend!" The multi-colored mini-girl giggled and sat down next to Lillie. "So, what are you doing?"

Azazel sighed and looked at Falbium and Serafall, "is this okay with you?"

"Not especially," Serafall sighed and shook her head, "but she doesn't want her position back, so I guess it's okay."

Runeas Gremory folded her hands behind her head and huffed, "since there's no more war, I don't care what you do to her."

Suddenly the door opened and a blonde girl, Xenovia, Issei and Irina all walked in. "Sorry we're late," the blonde girl said with a smile. "The rumor mill was out of control and people were hounding us for a lot of stuff."

"It's okay, Yukiko." Azazel smiled at her. "It's fine, we'll get you all up to speed soon enough."

"Wait," Issei stared in surprise, "what's going on? How come two of the Devil Kings are here? Lilith? What are you doing here?"

"And who's the tiny cute girl on the table?" Irina asked as her eyes sparkled upon seeing Asmodeus, who stood up and puffed out her chest.

Azazel, Serafall and Falbium all sighed and hung their head.

"I'm glad that my pregnancy is only a few weeks along, because this amount of stress isn't good for a pregnant woman like me." Serafall said with a rueful chuckle.

"EH?!" Yukiko, Issei, Irina and Xenovia all gasped, as did Asmodeus.

Serafall raised her head and smiled at them. "Yes, and before you ask, Ranma's the father."

Issei twitched and swung a fist into the air. "DAMN YOU, SAOTOME! Knocking up the sexy Devil King!"

Serafall just giggled and nodded. "I'm only a few weeks along, but I really need to figure out what to do with my show. I don't want it to go on hiatus."

Azazel chuckled as the room started to get rowdy. 'Well, at least things are about what I expected here.' He just hoped that things were better with Akeno and Gabriel. 'Actually...' He got up and left the room. 'I should check on Akeno.'

After all, he had enough sins that weighed on his soul, the least he could do was make sure that Akeno was okay.

End Chapter 3