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If only I did.

Chapter 12

It was a bright day outside as Nanoha Takamachi, a sixteen-year-old girl with blue eyes, modest breasts and long, reddish-brown hair done up in a single side-ponytail, was getting dressed. "It will be a good day today, huh, Raising Heart?" She asked the air.

"Yes, my master." A red gem on her nightstand replied back while flashing a few times.

"Since today is one of our days off from school, I'm going to go and have fun." She already had plans to meet with her friends to just go strolling around the mall and having fun. Nanoha grabbed her shirt and sighed softly. "I know my boobs aren't tiny, but it's so unfair that Fate-chan and Suzuka-chan are so much bigger."

"Better to grope, master." Raising Heart said and Nanoha nodded, giggling as she remembered what one of her friends had said.

"I wonder how they're doing." She was happy that when Lilith had stolen Raising Heart that she had returned it...

...In exchange for Nanoha blowing her up, but Lilith didn't even try to dodge and, really, stealing an Intelligent Device from its owner was just begging for the owner to do something crazy in response.

After putting some short-shorts on, Nanoha tossed her shirt and grabbed a short, light blue dress and slipped it on, smiling as the dress stopped just past her shorts, giving everyone the illusion that they could see her panties if her skirt fluttered up. A small, sadistic grin came to her face as she thought about all the looks of disappointment that she would receive. "None of them get to see my panties."

"Yes." Raising Heart confirmed to Nanoha.

Grabbing Raising Heart and wrapping the string that was connected to the jewel around her neck, Nanoha ran to the front door and put her shoes on. "I'm off!" She called out to her parents and big sister.

As she ran out the door, she smiled upon seeing one of her childhood friends walking around the corner on the street. "Arisa-chan!" She waved and ran over to her friend, who grabbed her hand and shook it.

"Hey, Nanoha." Arisa, a girl with green eyes and short, blonde hair, who was wearing a halter top and loose skirt around her waist, smiled at her friend. "We're going to meet up with Fate and Hayate and go to the mall?"

Nanoha nodded. "Yeah, too bad Suzuka-chan has her family reunion today." A grin came to her face. "We'll just have to take lots of pictures and tease her about the fun things she'll miss out today."

Arisa gave Nanoha a flat look. "That dummy and his stupid pet did horrible things to you."

"Nyahahahahahaha..." Nanoha laughed and stuck her tongue out as the two walked down the street. "I don't know, Arisa-chan. It's a lot of fun to tease people."

"You've been teasing people since you were eleven." Arisa pointed out, causing Nanoha to laugh. "You teased that poor teacher."

"And it turns out that he was looking at kids younger than me naked." Nanoha pointed out. "Really, I did us all a favor."

Arisa knew that was the case, but she had seen Nanoha's teasing leave more than one person so hot and bothered that they had creamed their pants. Heck, she had been on the receiving end of it more than once and thankfully Nanoha had enough sense to not go that far with her, it still left her upset and flustered. "Yeah, but you shouldn't listen to dummies."

"Awww..." Nanoha pouted as she spun around and walked backwords. "But some of my best friends are dummies." Seeing Arisa's flustered look, Nanoha grinned. "Nyahahahahahahaha..." She got close and gave her friend a quick peck on the cheek before spinning and running off. "Love you, Arisa-chan!"

Arisa's face was bright red and she chased after Nanoha. "Don't tease me like that! I know that you're dating Fate!"

"Nyahahahahaha!" Was the only response Arisa got as they ran to Hayate's house.

(-)

Meanwhile...

Walking to a large house wearing jeans and a light blue shirt, Fate, a sixteen year old girl with fairly large breasts, long blonde hair tied up in a loose ponytail behind her head and red eyes, smiled as she waved at Signum, a woman who looked to be in her late twenties, who had green eyes, pink hair in a high ponytail behind her head and was wearing biker shorts and a halter top over her large breasts, who was wiping the sweat off of her body. "Been busy, Signum?"

"Ah, Testarossa." Signum nodded at the blonde. "I just finished some sword exercises."

"I guess that means I'll have to work and improve again if I don't want to lose all our matches." Fate said and Signum chuckled.

"With enough work, you might be able to catch up. I believe that the record is two hundred thirty-eight wins for me and sixty-eight wins for you." Signum smirked at Fate's flustered look. "One more win and you should ask your girlfriend for something nice."

Fate's face turned bright red. Even though she and Nanoha had been together for a few years at this point, she never could get over how her friends teased her about it. "W-we-well, you should watch out since Hayate might grope you again."

Signum sighed and nodded. "I've long since accepted that."

"Gee!" An annoyed voice called out from the door and Signum and Fate turned to see Hayate, a short girl with short, brown hair who had two hair clips, one that was a red "X" and the other one was a yellow one that looked like two parallel bars in her hair, her eyes were blue and she was wearing long, brown shorts, that went to her knees and a tie-died t-shirt on her upper body. "And here I thought that Fate-chan would be happy I helped her boobs grow!"

"I'd say that Nanoha helped them grow more." Signum said while Fate blushed hard. "Then again, it's just an urban legend. If that was the case, I'd have Z-cup boobs."

Hayate started panting as she flexed her fingers. "Imagine so much... OWW!" She rubbed her head and looked behind her as Shamal, a taller, mature woman with short blonde hair, green eyes stood behind her while wearing a doctor's lab coat over a black suit.

"Hayate, stop trying to think of making our boobs get bigger."

"I wouldn't mind my chest getting bigger." Another voice said as a short, young looking redhead, who had her hair done up in twin braided pigtails and blue eyes, walked out of the house. She was wearing long pants and a tanktop. "But then again, if that happened, I'd be as much of a boob demon as she is." Vita said and pointed at Signum.

Signum felt her eye twitching. "Are you looking for a fight?"

Hayate just giggled as Vita ran out and stared at Signum, who had to glare down at her. "Come on now..." She reached behind her and felt Zafira, a large, blue furred wolf, behind her. "It's not nice to fight all the time."

"Yeah!" The final person, a tiny girl who was about thirty centimeters tall, with long, silver hair and blue eyes, who was wearing a white outfit, which was made up of a vest, mini-skirt and long butt-cape that wet from her waist to below her knees. "You know that it's not good to fight."

"Leave it to daddy's little girl to stick up for her." Signum muttered and Hayate's eyes went white and blank.

"Oh come on, Signum!" Hayate waved her arms up and down. "Just because I took what was left of the Tome of the Night Sky, combined it with my Linker Core and had Shari create Reinforce Zwei doesn't mean that you have to keep calling me her father!"

"I dunno, Hayate-chan," Nanoha said as she walked up behind Fate, who stiffed in surprise as Nanoha wrapped her arms around Fate's stomach. "That sounds like how a daddy makes babies to me."

"AHHH!" Hayate felt her eyes watering up. "Even you, Nanoha-chan?! I know you like to tease us, but that goes too far!" Seeing the sadistic grin on Nanoha's face only caused Hayate to fall to her hands and knees. "I've been betrayed by my best friends and family. Big brother! Where are you? Come save me from these evil people!"

Nanoha just smirked at Hayate. "Oh, I dunno. I think..."

"Master!" Raising Heart yelled suddenly from between Nanoha's boobs. "High magical power detected."

"Huh?" Nanoha let go of Fate and pulled up Raising Heart. "What do you mean?"

"Sir." A male voice spoke up and Fate looked at her wrist, where a yellow triangle was flashing. "Dangerously high magic confirmed approaching at high speed. Distance fifty, fourty, thirty, twenty, ten..."

Arisa ran behind everyone as they prepared for a battle. "What is it? Are we being invaded by someone?"

"Zero." The male voice spoke up and everyone was prepared for a fight as someone walked into view from behind the wall.

"Oh! Cool! We found the place!" The person, a young man who was a little older than Fate, Nanoha and Hayate said as he smiled at waved. "Hey! Nanoha! Fate! Hayate! Signum! Vita! Oh! Is that Arisa? Been a long time, girls."

Before anyone could react, there was a sudden rushing of wind as Arisa ran forward as fast as she could.

"RANMA YOU DUMMY!" She screamed as she did a flying kick at Ranma, who caught her ankle and lifted her up. "Put me down, you idiot!"

"I missed you too, Arisa." Ranma chuckled and tilted his head. "Green panties? You wore those the last time I saw you too. Did you miss me that much?"

Arisa's face was bright red. "GAH! You jerk! First you flip up my skirt and flash everyone, then you steal my first kiss and now you're doing this?!"

Ranma laughed as he put her down on her feet as she glared at him and started banging her hands against his chest. "I missed you too."

"HMPH!" Arisa turned and pouted. "Who'd miss a big dummy like you?"

"BIG BROTHER!" Hayate suddenly cried out as she ran at Ranma and jumped at him, tackling him, or trying to, as he caught her without falling down. "It's been too long! I missed you!"

Ranma smiled at her and rubbed her head as he hugged her. "I missed you too, squirt. You're still short."

Hayate pouted at him. "I'm not short! I'm fun-sized!" Ranma laughed at hearing that. "And besides, I said the next time that I saw you I was going to have you take my virginity."

Ranma raised an eyebrow at her. "Oh? You want me to take you, right here and now in front of everyone?" Hayate nodded and Ranma reached down to grab her butt. "Well, if you're sure."

Feeling him squeezing her butt had Hayate's face turn red. "Ack! I was kidding!"

Nanoha just grinned and giggled while Fate sighed and smiled at her friends. "I'm glad that you're here, Ranma." Fate said as she walked over to the two of them. "We felt a tremendously powerful magic heading our ways and we were worried it was someone dangerous."

"What?" A new voice spoke up and Serafall and Lilith walked into the yard. "I'm not?" Serafall pouted as she looked at the blonde girl. "I should be offended, I should, but I'm not sure what to think about what you said."

"Oh?" Hayate's eyes sparkled as she saw Serafall. "A cute girl with twintails and big boobs?! Did big brother get a girlfriend? And is that Lilith?!" She gasped as she saw the taller girl. "She got big! And boobs! And has green and red hair and boobs!"

The next thing Hayate knew, Lilith was hugging her, smothering her face in her chest. "Yes! Now I have perfect smothering boobs that you can fondle and squeeze and..." She trailed off at the aura of doom that was filling the yard. "Huh?"

Signum, Shamal, Vita and Zafira were all glowing blue with their eyes white and blank while their faces were shrouded in shadow with Vita holding a hammer, Signum holding a sword and Shamal's hands were glowing.

"Hayate, step away from them, we must punish them." Shamal said. "For trying to corrupt and take away your purity."

Nanoha giggled at hearing that. "Is he any worse than the guy who keeps trying to hit on me, Fate-chan, Hayate-chan, Arisa-chan and Suzuka-chan at school?"

Fate's face was flushed as she thought about that boy. "I caught him trying to pressure Hayate into letting him pop her cherry and be his and then I saw him try to get into your panties too. And he knows that you and I are dating."

Ranma felt his eye twitching. "Hayate, show me where this guy lives."

"Why?" Hayate blinked as she looked at Ranma while keeping her head on Lilith's breasts. "Mmm... Lilith's boobs are bigger than Signum's boobs."

"As your big brother, I must meet with this guy and murder him for trying to steal my little sister away from me." Ranma said with a totally serious tone of voice.

"You can't just kill someone because they tried to seduce Hayate." Fate pointed out.

"I can't?" Ranma asked her and she shook her head. "Can I take him to Makai and let the Demons there eat him?"

"No." Fate shook her head again.

Ranma looked at Serafall, who was just watching and smiling. "Serafall, if someone was trying to get into Sona's panties and steal her away from you, what would you do?"

A sudden blinding aura flared up and everyone but Ranma, Lilith and Hayate, who was squeezing and nuzzling Lilith's breasts, who was enjoying it, became very nervous.

"I shall rip his soul from his body and tear his body asunder before sealing what little remains of him into the depths of Cocytus where he will never pester anyone ever again." A strange, demonic voice came out of Serafall's mouth.

Ranma sighed and walked over to her, hugging her. "Serafall, you're pregnant, no stressing out." The aura gutted out and Serafall's eyes were watering up as Ranma hugged her. "Hayate is to me what Sona is to you."

"Oh, so you want to do sexy, lovey-dovey time with her too?" Serafall asked and Ranma chuckled.

"I was going to take her up on her offer to fuck her in her front yard, but she got too flustered."

"I was kidding!" Hayate yelled and squeaked as Lilith squeezed her butt. "I want my first time to be with big brother in my room!" She blinked as she realized something important. "AH!" Hayate pointed at Ranma with a shaky finger. "Big brother has a baby on the way?!"

"More than one." Ranma admitted to her and blinked as Hayate was suddenly in front of him, gripping his hands and looking up at him with sparkly eyes. "...What?"

"Big brother needs to breed me so they stop calling me Rein's daddy!" Hayate had tears falling out of her eyes. "Since when am I a boy?!"

"You're as perverted as one." Arisa grumbled as she walked away from them. "I think I'll go..." She stopped as Nanoha grabbed her arm. "Nanoha?" She gulped at the teasing grin on Nanoha's face. "...What?"

"Arisa-chan is just upset that she wasn't bred by Ranma-kun, isn't she?" Nanoha giggled as Arisa's face turned bright red. "Hey! Ranma-kun! Arisa-chan is a virgin too! You should breed her too."

"NO!" Arisa yelled, her face red. "I do not want that stupid dummy to fondle me, feel me, kiss me, sex me up and hold me lovingly afterwords!"

"...So I should, got it." Ranma nodded and Arisa yelled and looked like she was about to run when her arms and legs were put in magical restraints and she fell over.

"Nyahahahahahaha..." Nanoha grinned. "I got her, Ranma-kun!"

Fate just shook her head as Arisa screamed that she didn't want that big dummy to touch her. "Really?" Fate asked Arisa, who nodded. "Well, I doubt Ranma will be here long, so who knows when you'll see him next?" Arisa huffed and looked away. "And I think the real reason that you're upset is because he kissed you at school when everyone was watching."

"I was eleven and this big dummy jerk steals my first kiss and then leaves!" Arisa yelled in frustration.

"Actually, about Serafall's pregnancy, that's why I'm here, actually." Ranma said and Hayate frowned in confusion. "Well, that and seeing my adorable little sister." Hayate beamed as he said that. "But, see, Serafall has a television program where she's a magical girl who defends the world against evil forces."

"But with my pregnancy..." Serafall said as she rubbed her belly. "I'm going to start showing before too long and it's not good for a pregnant woman to fight evil. And I don't want my show to take a season off and lose out to the Breast Dragon Emperor show."

"...Breast Dragon Emperor?" Arisa gawked at that. "What kind of dumb show is that?!"

"Careful, my best friend does that show." Ranma told her while squeezing Serafall's shoulder when she glared at Arisa. "She doesn't know the show like we do, Serafall, it's okay."

Serafall sighed. "I worked so hard to make the dancing of the Breast Dragon Song catchy too! Even Ophis and Lillie like it!"

"They are Dragons though." Ranma muttered, though he knew that D'draig didn't like it. "Anyway, I figured the best person to play a magical girl was an actual magical girl."

Serafall clapped her hands and smiled at the group. "So, please, could you do it? You'll be properly compensated for your time."

"I dunno..." Nanoha trailed off. "We have to..."

"I'll do it." Fate said, shocking Nanoha as the blonde smiled. "It might be fun. Are we stepping in the middle of a season or is this a new season?"

"A new season." Serafall nodded and Fate tapped her chin.

"Fate-chan?" Nanoha asked and Fate gave her a smile.

"Well, why don't we use this show to do what miss Serafall is doing, but we can also show everyone how the two of us first met?"

"Wait, you want to be the bad guy?" Lilith asked and Fate nodded. "Hmm... Ooooh!" She looked at Hayate and then at Signum, Zafira, Vita and Shamal. "...How about we bring all of you into the show? Like, the first part of the show is how Nanoha and Fate fought with Fate working for master in an attempt to destroy the world before Nanoha befriends Fate."

"Again?" Nanoha asked, giggling.

"Yeah." Lilith nodded. "And then we have Hayate's knights take over for most of the second half of the season before Hayate is revealed to be master's perfect magical girl to defeat Nanoha."

"We should ask miss Lindy." Nanoha tapped her chin. "I have an idea."

"So you'll do it?" Serafall asked and Nanoha nodded. "Yay!" Serafall threw her hands into the air. "Can you show me your transformation?"

"Sure." Both Nanoha and Fate nodded as they held up their devices. "Set up!"

"Standbye, ready." Raising Heart said.

"Set up." Fate's device, Bardiche, said as well.

After they finished transforming, Nanoha was in a long, white dress, her hair in twintails and her gem was now a staff.

Fate was in a black outfit that hugged her body, her skirt going down to the middle of her thighs and she had armored gloves on her hands with long, black leggings that covered her legs up to just under her dress, showing off a bit of her thighs and on her back was a white cape while her triangle device had turned into an axe.

"Hey!" Hayate yelled. "Don't forget me! Set up!"

"Aufstellen!" A robotic voice spoke up as Hayate's outfit changed, she had a short, black dress with an armored section around her waist and a long-sleeved vest over her upper body, on her back were six black wings and her yellow hair clip had disappeared. A long staff with a cross on the top appeared in her hands.

"Ooooh!" Serafall clapped. "Ran-tan! Your little sister and her friends are perfect! Your little sister even looks like a Fallen Angel like that! It's perfect for the next season!"

(-)

It was a few minutes later, with Nanoha, Fate and Hayate back in their normal outfits, that found everyone in Hayate's living room as they called Lindy Harlaown, a mature woman who had long, minty-green hair and green eyes with four dots on her forehead in the shape of a plus symbol and put her up on a large screen. After explaining the situation to her, Lindy frowned in confusion. "We had detected a large amount of magic, far more than you three girls put together, close to Hayate's place, and I was about to scramble when you called."

"That's probably my fault." Serafall said to her. "I should properly introduce myself to everyone. My name is Serafall Leviathan, one of the four Devil Kings that currently rules Hell."

"Big brother's girlfriend is a Devil?" Hayate asked from where she was sitting on the couch.

"Fiancee, and Lilith's a Succubus." Ranma told her and Hayate nodded as she snuggled up against him. "We're getting married soon, actually."

"I'm surprised that you're not..." Arisa gulped as Serafall gave her a look. "I mean..."

"We don't take people's souls anymore, that was always a bad idea, no one had the balls to tell the former rulers of Hell that it was stupid."

"It's surprising..." Lindy said as she stroked her chin. "I've lived in Japan for almost a decade at this point and I never knew that there was such a thing as Devils, outside of folklore."

"We tend to try to not stand out." Serafall said. "But magic-using aliens that look human... If possible, I'd like to establish formal relations with your organization." Serafall was in charge of foreign affairs and didn't want more enemies for Hell if she could help it.

"Of course." Lindy smiled at the Devil King. "So, Nanoha, you said something about an idea?"

Nanoha clapped her hands. "Miss Lindy, don't you have those fairy wings when you use magic? Want to be my magical advisor for the show?"

Lindy sweat-dropped heavily. "I admit, I used my magic to turn myself into a tiny fairy when I was younger, but I'd rather not do that again."

"Please don't." Ranma and Lilith both muttered at the same time and worried that the Fae would find out about someone mocking them.

Lindy laughed softly. "Very well, Fate, Nanoha, Hayate, you three along with the Wolkenritter and Reinforce Zwei have permission to partake in this show for a season. I'm sure that the bureau can handle you three not joining up for a few months."

"Don't worry." Serafall told Lindy. "If something comes up and you need their help with something, they'll be able to go." She smiled as Lindy gave her a curious look. "After all, I know what it's like to have multiple jobs. Some have to come first."

"There's one more thing..." Ranma said as he flipped his hand over and Asmodeus appeared in his hand. "This is one of the original Great Devil Kings from centuries ago, Asmodeus..."

"Hi!" The bronzed mini-girl waved at everyone. "About time you let me out of that pocket!" She huffed at Ranma. "So, I was told that there was someone who can fuse with others around here?" She blinked as another girl with silver hair, about her size, floated over. "You?"

"Yep, yep! I am Reinforce Zwei! The Tome of the Azure Sky, who gives support to the Wolkenritter and my master Hayate." The blue-eyed mini-girl winked cutely.

"...And you can fuse..?" Asmodeus asked and Reinforce nodded and looked at Hayate, who nodded and got up.

"See? Unison In!" Reinforce Zwei glowed white before slamming into Hayate, changing the girl's hair to a stark white and Hayate's eyes got brighter.

"...Okay then," Asmodeus said and looked at the fused Hayate. "This body is an artificial construct made by the original Great Devil King Asmodeus that has all of her memories up until the moment of my creation. Turn me into something like that girl so I can fuse with him." She pointed at Ranma.

Most everyone expressed surprise but suddenly Lindy was pushed off the screen and a woman in a white lab coat who had short, green hair, green eyes and was wearing glasses. "Interesting! A sentient being that wants to become a Unison Device?"

"Mariel..." Lindy groaned as she got up. "Bad mad scientist, bad."

"Aww..." Mariel pouted as she was whapped on the head with a rolled up magazine.

"Anyway, we'll get in touch and get things set up if that's what you want." Lindy said and Asmodeus nodded.

"Well, there are reasons." She admitted to Lindy. "But yeah, so long as it doesn't change my personality or something."

"It won't, but it's... Not like we've..."

Ranma slapped his head and pulled out a sheet of paper. "Nabiki gave me this before I came here, it's how you can turn her into a Unision Device with no problems."

"I'd say that you'd owe us a few years of service for this, but allowing us to contact a large section of people with magic that we had no clue about?" Lindy said and tapped her chin. "I think we still owe you."

"We'll figure something out." Ranma chuckled as the screen turned off and blinked as Hayate hugged him. "Hmm?"

"Big brother..." She whispered and Ranma tried to ignore the glares that Signum, Shamal, Vita and Zafira gave him. "You can't leave yet."

Ranma chuckled and shook his head. "Nah, I haven't slept much, so I think I'll stay for a little while."

There were reasons for it, beyond just seeing his adorable little sister again.

Nanoha started giggling. "It's too bad Yuuno-kun isn't here, it would be fun to have him here like the old days."

Lilith grinned as she remembered the blonde boy. "Oooh! He was so cute! I hope he's still as cute as I remember him being." The next thing she knew, she was rubbing her head as Fate pulled back a rolled up magazine. "Oh come on! He's your age too! Which means he's old enough to make his own choices!"

"I can't let you prey on my friends." Fate said and Lilith grinned at her.

"So I can prey on you then?"

That got her a Bardiche strike to the head, which sent her to the floor.

Ranma chuckled in amusement. "If Fate didn't bop you on the head, you would have stolen Arf, Yuuno and Zafira and had your own petting zoo."

"It's not every day you meet people that can change between human and animal forms so easily!" Lilith protested. "And Arf had such a super sexy body too!"

Fate gave her an annoyed look. "No seducing my familiar."

"Maybe I should make her my familiar?" Lilith asked her and Fate gave her a glare. "Calm down! I don't mean for sexy reasons, though that could be fun, no, I mean, she has to be a big drain on your magic reserves. I've got a ton more magic than you'll ever have in fifty life times. I could support Arf, Vita, Signum, Shamal and Zafira easily and still not have any problems with my life."

"I'd rather you not become our master." Signum told Lilith. "I'm willing to put up with Hayate and her antics, but I would never let you do that to me."

Ranma scratched his head. "Wait, you four STILL need Hayate to support you?" He did a mental count. "...I still have a knight and seven pawn pieces left."

"Master," Lilith spoke up, "while I think Hayate would enjoy being a devil and being with you for the next few thousand years..." She stopped as Signum, Vita, Shamal and Zafira all glowed again. "Oh come on!"

"No turning Hayate into a Devil!" They said at the same time.

Hayate tapped her chin. "...Big brother..." Ranma looked at her. "What does it mean to be a Devil?"

Ranma paused and looked at Serafall. "Hey, Serafall you were alive when the four Great Devil Kings all died, right?" She nodded. "That was over three hundred years ago, huh?"

"Are you saying I'm old?" Serafall asked him and narrowed her eyes. "I'm still quite young for a Devil."

Ranma shook his head. "Not at all, just pointing out what some of the benefits are. The biggest downside is that anything you do reflects on me, so..."

Hayate nodded and tapped her chin. "Hmm... If I became a Devil, then I can be with big brother forever!" She gasped and hugged him. "Yay!"

"No!" More than one person yelled at once.

"Aww, come on!" Hayate pouted at her family. "It's not like I'd leave you all alone or anything."

"He's evil." Signum glared at Ranma. "If you weren't right next to him, I'd..."

Hayate frowned at Signum, who paused. "Signum, I love you, you're like my big sister and I thank you for stopping me when I was eleven from losing my virginity then, but I'm sixteen now."

Lilith whistled loudly. "Can we all calm down? How about we talk about this later?"

"No." Vita said as she glared at Ranma. "You can't turn her into a Devil!"

"Why not?" Hayate asked.

"BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T BE HAYATE ANYMORE!" Vita yelled, tears falling out of her eyes. "I've read up on stories of Devils, they eat souls and are evil and cruel and..."

"I'm a Devil." Ranma told her and Vita glared at him. "I'm not going to eat anyone's soul."

"I've never eaten a soul." Serafall told Vita and knelt down in front of her. "Nothing bad happens to someone who becomes a Devil. If she wants this, she can take it. Are you against her making her choice?" Vita glowered at her. "If I was an evil Devil, why would I ask permission?"

Fate looked at Nanoha, who had a thoughtful expression on her face. "Nanoha?"

"Ranma-kun!" Nanoha suddenly spoke up. "Do it! Hayate-chan wants to be with you forever, so make it happen!"

Ranma gave her a look of confusion and Nanoha nodded before he looked around the room and sighed. "Hayate, if you're really sure..." He paused as she grabbed his hand and put it on her chest. "Hayate?"

"I've always loved you, big brother." Hayate smiled at him. "From the first time I saw you, I fell in love with you. I knew that a crippled girl who was trying to relearn how to walk wasn't going to be able to be with you. But I've recovered now." She leaned close to him and kissed him on the lips. "I want to be with you, forever."

"Well, if you're sure." Ranma said and she nodded. He looked at the others of her family and saw them looking upset. "If you're worried I'll do evil things to her, I promise you, I won't. I never force anyone to do anything they don't want to if they don't deserve it."

Signum twitched and glared at him. "So help me, Saotome, if you EVER hurt Hayate, I will personally gut you and feed your entrails to whatever manner of wild beasts I can find."

"And that's after Shamal cooks for you." Vita said as she cracked her knuckles. "And I get to crack your skull open. You understand me?"

Ranma nodded and smiled at them. "In that case, you four, I want to hire you to keep me in line. I need people who can make sure that I don't get too full of myself."

"What about me?" Reinforce Zwei asked as she waved her hands. "If you hurt daddy, I'll punch you in the nose!"

Ranma chuckled and nodded. "Alright, that's fair." He held up a pawn piece and Hayate frowned in confusion. "These are the pieces used to reincarnate people and other beings into Devils. I only have a Knight and seven pawns left."

"Why can't I be a knight piece then?" Hayate asked him.

"Because that's more suited for Fate than you, since it maximizes speed and sword use." Lilith told her. "Besides, pawn pieces might start weak, but they can become any other piece."

Ranma nodded and held one up. "Alright, pawn piece, do your thing and turn my little sister into a Devil." He said as he put it on Hayate's chest and frowned in confusion. "Uh..."

"She's pretty strong if she needs more than one piece." Serafall said in amusement. "Try another one."

Ranma nodded and did it again.

Again, no reaction.

Hayate's eyes started to tear up. "Does this mean I can't be with you?"

"Hmm?" Ranma grabbed a third piece. "Well, I've never used pawn pieces before but I was able to turn a freaking android girl with the brain of a cat into a Devil, so why can't I..?"

Suddenly all three pieces glowed and were absorbed into Hayate, who stared with wide eyes as she floated upwards in the air, gasping in surprise as power and dark energy crackled over her body. When it was over, she slumped to the ground and Ranma grabbed her to keep her from falling onto the floor.

"Hayate!" Everyone gasped in surprise and Serafall got in front of them, shaking her head.

"She's fine, the process of turning someone into a Devil is kind of extreme." Serafall said and looked back as Hayate hugged Ranma tightly. "She's fine now, she'll be a little weak for the next few hours, but she's fine."

Hayate panted and took a deep breath. "That was..." Her eyes widened as she felt a sensation on her back and two large, bat-like wings appeared on her back. "Oh dear."

"Devil wings." Serafall explained to her. "You can fly around now. You'll be slightly more weak during the day, but your eye-sight is really good as is your hearing."

"Okay." Hayate smiled and closed her eyes. "Sleepy."

"Master, go take her to her room and help her recharge." Lilith said and Ranma nodded as he picked Hayate up and carried her to her room. "So... About the guy who's trying to cuck Fate, Nanoha and Master." Lilith narrowed her eyes. "I need to pay him a visit."

"No killing." Fate said and Lilith smirked at her. "Uh..."

"Who said ANYTHING about killing?" Lilith grinned at Fate. "I can do MUUUCH worse than killing someone."

Fate saw the look on Lilith's face and looked at Nanoha, who had the same sadistic grin on her face and sighed. "Alright, but if you go too far, I'm shoving Bardiche up your butt."

Arisa watched as Fate transformed and flew off with Lilith, who simply had wings extend out of her back and shook her head. "The dummy got crazy since I last saw him."

"So..." Nanoha looked at Serafall. "Why did you start a magical girl show?"

"I LOVE magical girls!" Serafall gushed. "I wish I had known about you sooner! I would have made you part of my peerage!"

"NO!" Vita yelled as she was blue in the face. "If you do that, then that devil will REALLY become a Devil!"

Nanoha gave Vita a teasing grin. "You've always called me a Devil since I walked through that fire, Vita-chan. Maybe I should become one?"

"No!" Vita suddenly tackled Nanoha to the ground. "Please! I'm sorry!"

Nanoha just laughed and hugged Vita. "Even if I become a Devil, Vita-chan, I'm still Nanoha, okay?"

(-)

Meanwhile...

"So this is the guy?" Lilith asked as she and Fate hovered over a house and spied on a dark-skinned boy across the street who was putting a shirt on. "What's his name?"

"Keisuke." Fate said with an annoyed sigh. "He's a total pervert, louse and tries to sleep with anything that's female that moves."

"...Have you seen him fucking someone?" Lilith asked and Fate nodded.

"He is... Big, but he's got a rotten personality. I caught him and one of the cheerleaders when I went into the girl's locker room to look for her and he took his time to show me just how... Gifted he was down there and told me that my dyke ass was next."

"And you have a really sensitive butt too." Lilith muttered and Fate blushed. "Ah, right, we were both pretty young when I discovered that, weren't we?"

Fate looked away and muttered something. "While I thank you for helping Nanoha realize my feelings for her, please don't bring that up again."

"Of course." Lilith nodded and pointed her finger at the young man. "Alright, go to sleep."

As Keisuke got his shirt on, he flopped onto his bed, sleeping.

"Alright, I'll be right back." Lilith said as she glowed black and zapped herself across the street and into Keisuke.

Fate sighed and sat down. "I have a bad feeling about this."

(-)

Walking around in dream-scape naked, Keisuke looked around in confusion. "Where am I?"

"So..." A female voice spoke up and Keisuke turned around to see a naked Lilith. "I hear that you think you deserve all the women."

Keisuke snorted. "More like those sluts can't keep their hands off of me." He gestured down to his crotch and Lilith raised an eyebrow.

"Really? While you are big, I'm not sure about those warts on your dick."

"HUH?" Keisuke looked down, his eyes widening. "What the fuck?!" He stroked his dick to get the warts off and sighed as they disappeared. "I have no clue about that."

"But are you sure that you're special?" Lilith asked him and he snorted.

"Ain't no Japanese prick that can match up to my dick." He said and stroked his dick to full hardness. "See?"

Lilith shook her head. "Oh please, you think that's something?" She asked him and floated over to him. "I know two Japanese that have dicks bigger than yours."

"That's impossible!" Keisuke gasped in surprise. "I ain't heard of any woman who's disappointed by my dick!"

Lilith giggled at him. "Oh, you foolish boy. You're just pathetic..." She tapped him on the head and his eyes widened as he fell to his knees. "My master's dick is bigger than yours and you're going to feel and see how a real man uses his dick to please a woman."

"Ah...Ah..."

Lilith grinned as she watched his dick throb. "When this is over, you'll never pester any woman again." Her eyes lit up as an idea came to her. "We are in your dreams, so..." With a snap of her fingers, Keisuke's hard dick disappeared from his body and reappeared between Lilith's legs. "Considering that Issei and Master were both anally raped by a dick girl, I might as well have you join them." She chuckled and forced Keisuke to his hands and knees as she got behind him and lined his dick up to his asshole. "When I'm done with you, the only girls you'll want are those with dicks."

"WaaaAAAAARRRRGH!"

(-)

Fate tilted her head as Lilith suddenly appeared outside of Keisuke's room, licking her lips and flying up to Fate. "You were only gone for two minutes."

Lilith shrugged. "Two minutes for you, twenty hours for me. Anyway, he won't bother you again." Lilith giggled. "In fact, unless there's any futas around here, he won't be interested in any girls ever again."

Fate sighed and nodded. "I don't agree with you, but thank you for not killing him."

The two flew off with no one being any wiser as to what happened on that fateful date.

Keisuke would later issue a public apology in school before leaving, but that was a story for another time.

End Chapter 12

Who's Keisuke you ask?

He's an OC of a friend of mine who was part of a NTR RP group. My buddy liked to use Keisuke to go after Nanoha, Fate and the other girls and turn them into his sex pets. So why not do this to him?