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Chapter 16

Riding in a private train car to Kyoto, Ranma looked at the seat next to him. "How did you convince the school to give you a week off?"

Hayate grinned at him as she snuggled against his arm. "Simple, as an orphan, the fact that I have a long-lost brother that showed up and wants to introduce me to his family was enough of a sob story that the school was willing to let me take a few days to get to meet with my extended family." She pouted slightly. "It's too bad that Arisa-chan couldn't come with us."

"Yeah, well..." Ranma scratched his cheek. "After how her parents reacted, I can't blame them for keeping her at home for now." Hayate nodded and sighed softly. "I mean, the fact that Arisa's phone was destroyed and they couldn't get ahold of her for nearly a day made them think that she was dead."

Hayate winced, remembering the looks that David and Jodie, Arisa's parents, had when she, Ranma and Serafall all showed up at Arisa's mansion and explained what happened. "Can't believe that you and Miss Serafall came up with such an easy lie like that."

"What lie?" Ranma asked in confusion. "Arisa wants to go into business when she graduates from college, right? Serafall's family has several businesses that they own, so Arisa could intern there during the summer break," which was only in a couple of weeks, "and get some experience working in business."

Hayate gave him a flat stare. "I meant the story about how you were meeting me, since it had been years since you last saw me, you brought your fiancee with to meet me and the two of us and Arisa were walking and Miss Serafall started to cross when that car came out of nowhere and Arisa pulled your fiancee out of danger, but it cost her her phone."

"...Serafall is my fiancee, I did come to see you after many years and Arisa was walking and the car accident destroyed her phone." Ranma said plainly. He sighed at the look she gave him. "Listen, Hayate, you know that we have to lie to keep people from getting scared or worried. Mixing in the truth with the lie makes it easier to swallow."

"I know," Hayate said with a nod, "I was just getting annoyed by the smartass remark you were giving me, big brother."

Ranma chuckled and put his hand on her head, ruffling her hair and getting a giggle from Hayate. "So," he looked at the seat across from him, "why did you come with, Vita?"

Vita gave him an angry look and huffed. "Someone has to keep you from stealing Hayate's virginity. And you're lucky that I was the only one who could come, as Signum, Shamal and Zafira all got pulled away for a mission at the last minute today."

"Aww..." Hayate stood up and walked in front of Ranma before bending down and sitting on his lap. "But what if I want big brother to take my virginity?" She asked and wiggled her butt on Ranma's lap, causing Vita to blush and stammer. "You're so cute, Vita-chan." Her eyes widened as she felt Ranma's hands grab her hips. "Big brother?"

"Keep this up and you'll be riding my dick all the way to Kyoto." Ranma whispered and Hayate gave him a grin. "Didn't you want your first time to be in private?"

"Yes." Hayate said as she leaned back against his body. "But I want to tease my big brother and... yeek!" Her eyes widened as his fingers went over her thighs and gently touched, teased and caressed them. "Oh? You want to play dirty?"

"Who's grinding her butt on my dick?" Ranma asked as he leaned in and kissed her on the lips.

Vita glowered at them and turned to her side. "You're his fiancée, why aren't you getting upset?"

Serafall giggled and looked at Vita in amusement. "Harems are common among Devils. My father is married to my mother and another thirty other women that share his bed." Vita stared in surprise at that. "There's nothing wrong about him having more women. He has to make sure that he can please all of us is all."

Vita merely grumbled and tried to ignore how Lilith was giggling at her. "Shut up."

"I said nothing." Lilith smirked at her. "Also, Hayate, will your house be okay?"

After breaking the kiss and having a trail of saliva connect her with Ranma, Hayate nodded at the question, breaking the saliva. "Yes. If you're worried about Shamal cooking, Signum will make sure that she's fine. Too bad I had to leave Rein behind."

Ranma reached into his pocket and pulled out the still encased Asmodeus, who was glaring at him. "I'll let you out now," he said and dispelled the barrier.

"You're pure evil." She twitched before her face lit up. "You're the most perfect successor that I could have asked for!"

"Most people would probably think that's a bad thing." Ranma chuckled and hugged Hayate as she wiggled her butt against him. "Someone's a minx."

Hayate grinned at him. "That's why you love me."

Ranma nodded before putting his fingers on Hayate's stomach and tickling her, causing her to double over and start laughing like crazy. It only lasted for a few moments, but it still ended with Hayate on her butt on the floor, giggling. "Still ticklish there, huh?"

Hayate nodded and got back into her seat. "Yeah, that was mean."

Ranma shrugged at that. "If I could get more than a week, I'd take you to Makai with me."

"That can wait until the summer break." Hayate told him. "Miss Lindy said something about needing to get paperwork done to clear the whole turning miss Asmodeus into an Unison Device and that there was all sorts of paperwork that had to be done for the meeting of Hell and the TSAB."

"Tell me about it." Serafall groaned as she leaned back. "The fact that there are actual aliens out there that know magic is going to cause headaches for decades."

Ranma and Lilith gave her a confused look. "But I've known about these guys for almost seven years now." Ranma explained to her. "And I've met other aliens in Japan too. There's tons more aliens all over the world too." Serafall gave him an exasperated look and Ranma smirked at her. "Don't worry, most of them have tech and not magic, you won't need to interact with them if you're looking to connect with magical aliens."

Lilith giggled. "For a world that's so in the space boonies as one of the aliens puts it, we sure do get a lot of weirdos."

Ranma gave Serafall a look that he hoped was comforting. Seeing her response, he guessed that he failed. "Listen, Serafall, most of the aliens that live on Earth are just like regular people. They just want to live a peaceful life. The rest? Usually running from some responsibility or here on vacation. It's best that we all just ignore each other and pretend that we're all regular humans when we do meet."

"I guess so..." Serafall nodded and shook her head. "I'll still need some intel on it." Ranma nodded and she just groaned. "How many potential threats are on this planet?"

"Besides the aliens, Demons, Devils, Gods and random ancient super weapons hidden all over the place?" Lilith asked rhetorically. "It's probably best not to think about too much."

"It doesn't make me feel better." Serafall shook her head. "Listen," she spoke and the atmosphere changed, causing Vita, Hayate, Lilith and Ranma to suddenly realize that they weren't dealing with a bubbly, happy and silly Serafall Leviathan, who was enamored with magical girls and wanted to do lewd things with her younger sister, but rather, they were staring at Serafall Sitri, a young Devil who had fought in both the great war between the three factions and had survived the Devil Civil War to become one of the four Devil Kings. "I understand that for all of you, this isn't a big deal, but there are lots of Devils who wouldn't feel comfortable knowing about aliens on Earth. And not just them, but the other factions might see it as an affront to them and try to wipe them out."

"Which would be a massive pain in the butt." Vita grumbled. "The TSAB wouldn't hesitate to send an army of ships with the Arc En Ciel if they thought this world was far too dangerous to exist."

Hayate winced at that. Just one of those was enough to warp space and time and could destroy entire cities with ease. She couldn't even imagine if there was a fleet of them that came to Earth and decided to blast it at the same time.

Ranma sighed at the looks he got. "Alright, I can't say for the whole planet, but here..." He cast a quick spell to show a holographic map of Japan. "We're here, not too far from Kyoto." Ranma pointed out. "Nanoha and Hayate are from Earth, but the rest of the magic users are from another world. But there's only a few of them." Serafall nodded and Ranma slid the map towards Tokyo. "There's a section of Tokyo that has some aliens. They're the crazy aliens but they tend to leave anyone alone that doesn't annoy them." He then slid the map up to the Northern part of Japan. "There's other aliens that live in Japan, most of them are in rural parts of Japan and just live like regular humans." Ranma shrugged. "Only a few have any sort of super powers, so it's not worth bothering them."

Serafall nodded as she wrote notes down in a small notebook. "Very well, I'll keep the details to a minimum then."

Ranma dismissed the map. "That's all I know about the aliens in Japan. I don't know about other parts of the world, but maybe we should just leave it as is?"

Serafall nodded in agreement. "It's just with the whole grand aliance that's going on, I want to make sure that we know about these other worlders and to make sure that there's nothing too dangerous on Earth."

"Too dangerous..." Ranma muttered softly. "Serafall, you forget that Issei's watching Ophis and I'm watching Lillie?"

Hayate and Vita both had confused looks on their faces as Serafall shook her head. "No, I've not forgotten them, but you know what I mean. There are records of ancient evil Gods who laid curses down across places like in Africa, which turned the entire Sahara area into a desert." Ranma frowned in confusion and Serafall smiled at him. "That area was once the most fertile area for growing food in the world. The Lost City of Atlantis and other areas like that all existed there. Sadly, with the curse that turned that fertile land into the world's largest desert, most civilization around it was wiped out."

"Big brother..." Hayate spoke up, "Who's Ophis and Lillie?"

"Oh, right, you don't know them." Ranma said and Hayate nodded. "Well, they look like little girls right now, but they're actually two halves of the same Dragon."

"You mean like the two slug people from..." Vita began and Ranma nodded.

"Yeah, exactly that, except that if one dies, they don't both die. Anyway, point is, they're two of the strongest beings in the whole world and can do whatever they want. None of us have the power to tell them no."

"And yet, for some reason, Master, Lillie likes you and Ophis likes Issei." Lilith tapped her chin before giggling. "Who knows? Maybe you'll get to lewd the loli Dragon?"

Ranma just groaned. "Will you please stop it with the Lolicon stuff by now? You know that I'm not..."

"Well, you banged me for four years while I was a loli." Lilith giggled at his annoyed look. "I know that you're not a lolicon, it's hard to be a lolicon when you're still a kid."

"I'm seventeen." Ranma muttered. "And who was it that decided to seduce the shota when I was twelve?" Lilith looked away, whistling innocently and failing.

"Hey, big brother, is that true?" Hayate asked him. "You and Lilith were having sex when I saw you, so..."

Ranma sighed softly. "Lilith took advantage of me a few days before we got back to Uminari City and I couldn't fully control my libido at the time and she's a super horny girl." Lilith stuck her tongue out at Ranma. "So, yeah, I was just about to hit puberty and she took advantage of the fact that I was curious about girls and took advantage of me."

"The best meals are ones that you wait on." Lilith smirked. "Besides, how was I supposed to know that it was your Sacred Gear that protected you? The same Sacred Gear made you irresistible to me."

Vita let out a thoughtful sound. "A couple of Dragons, huh? Are they big and scaly?"

Ranma let out a laugh. "No. Ophis is a shapeshifter who happens to be a Dragon and at her strongest was a match for the guy who created everything."

"You mean, God, Master." Lilith said, she smirked at the looks of shock that Ranma and Serafall had on their faces. "Oh, I never mentioned that little tidbit? That I changed the rules for Devils? We can't say His name in vain or praise Him, but we can say His name as a matter of statement so long as it's just to clarify or explain. Asia and Xenovia, of course, are an exception for praising Him." She saw Hayate's confused look and clarified for her. "Up until a few days ago, it was impossible for a Devil to say God in reference to Him without getting a severe headache. I changed the rule, but I made it so that if ANYONE says His name in vain, that they will suffer a bad headache."

Serafall started giggling. "Oh, what I wouldn't give to look in on people who think "hurr durr, science proves that there's no such thing as Devils and Angels" and see the mass headaches that will happen over this."

Lilith joined her in giggling about the situation. "I bet Michael and a bunch of Angels are having a good laugh at some of the politicians on Earth getting severe headaches."

"Train destination Kyoto in five minutes. All passengers getting off please gather your items and depart. The train will depart in ten minutes after arriving."

"That's our cue." Ranma said as he and the others all started to get their stuff together. He stood up and grabbed some stuff out of the overhead compartments and sat back down. "Alright, Hayate this is, BWAH?!"

The top of Hayate's bag opened up, revealing Reinforce Zwei. "Hi!" She waved at Ranma.

"Rein, why did you stow away?" Hayate asked as she took Reinforce. "You know that Asmodeus is right here, right?" Asmodeus gave Reinforce Zwei a naughty grin and flexed her fingers, causing the other mini-girl to tremble in Hayate's hands.

"I just wanted to go with daddy, is that so wrong?"

Asmodeus suddenly laughed at hearing that. "A girl who's someone's daddy. I mean, I shouldn't be so surprised, I fathered several children." She shrugged with a smirk on her face at the look she caught Vita giving her. "What can I say?" She said as she suddenly glowed an in her place was a muscular, bronzed man with brown hair. "I was quite the stud when I was a young Devil."

Serafall let out a sputtering noise as she stared at Asmodeus. "THAT'S the Lord Asmodeus that I remember!"

Asmodeus glowed again and shifted back into his female form. "Yes, but this is my natural form, I only used the male body because people were more likely to respect me as a man."

"I swear, if any of my children end up with the same skin color as you, mother, I'm kicking your ass." Lilith grumbled and Asmodeus grinned at her.

"I'd probably enjoy it."

Lilith conceded that was a possibility. "GAH! I've changed! What the heck is wrong with me?! A year ago I would have been joining in that teasing."

Asmodeus frowned and tilted her head. "Well, you said that Belial split your soul into three parts, right?" Lilith nodded and Asmodeus tapped her chin. "Part of you stayed with Morrigan, part of you became Lilith. What about the third part?"

"Stayed with dad until the day before he died and he gave it back to Morrigan before she lost to Lilith and merged back together into me." Lilith said. "...When I say it out loud, it sounds like I died."

"You didn't." Ranma told her. "You and I are linked. I'd know if you died because I'd be dead too, doofus." Lilith smiled at that. "But you said that Jedah called you Liligan, if you want..."

"Nah," Lilith shook her head. "It's a good mix of Lilith and Morrigan, but Lilith was the dominant personality and promised Morrigan the first born daughter that she had with you, master, would be named Morrigan." She smirked at him. "Speaking of which, when we get back to Makai, I don't want to wait any longer, got it?"

Ranma nodded at her. "Agreed. Between Serafall, Kuroka and Yasaka, I'm going to have a lot of little ones running around."

"There's more that you'll be getting pregnant in the future too." Lilith smirked at him. "We're all Devils though, except Vita and Reinforce Zwei there, so there's no need to rush out a bunch of kids."

"Technically, Vita-chan and I are still on parole with the TSAB." Hayate told them and Ranma and Lilith both nodded while Serafall looked at her in confusion. "Vita and the others did a lot of bad things in the past before I got them. I was able to lessen their sentences by taking responsibility, so even though I wasn't doing anything, I'm a convicted felon in the eyes of the TSAB."

"Well, that's no good." Serafall shook her head. "Ran-tan's cute little sister can't be a criminal."

"That sounds like the title of an incest anime." Lilith giggled and grinned. "Hey, Serafall, you should take that idea and give it to an anime artist, it would be a big hit for all the otaku. Imagine it, a young girl who was forced into a life of crime by her family and a gallant, older brother saves her from her life of crime and has to protect her from both the crime family and the law enforcement who want her for questioning for the things she did."

While the girls were getting into it, Asmodeus spoke up, "but wouldn't it end in a tragedy? I mean, she's wanted by two factions and only has herself and her adopted big brother. She'd have to have training to kill and do stuff or she'd be worthless and an easy target. And eventually she'd be in a situation where the cops and the crooks would both decide that she's better off dead than alive."

That gave them all pause as the train started to come to a stop.

"Maybe she gave herself up to the authorities to protect her big brother?" Hayate asked. "I did to protect Vita-chan and the others after all."

Serafall was writing notes down as she and the others got up and left the train. "This still has potential, I think."

"That reminds me, Hayate." Ranma looked at her. "How long is your parole?"

Hayate sighed and shook her head. "At least until I'm thirty. After I turn eighteen, I have to move to Midchilda and serve in the military for at least another twelve years. After that, I think there's another decade or two before I can be free of any sort of lasting criminal charges. I was told that I'm being given very favorable circumstances, but it still sucks that I'll be an old woman before I'm no longer considered an ex-con."

"Well..." Ranma paused and smiled at her. "If you need to get away, you can always stay with me in Makai whenever you need to. We'll work out a long-range teleportation matrix for you."

"Thanks, big brother." Hayate smiled at him. "I hope that I'm not..."

"If you think being under a century is old for Devils, you're quite wrong." Asmodeus said to Hayate. "I'll have you know that I was thousands of years old before I created me, my little sister, Gabriel is only a few decades younger than me and she's the hottest piece of ass in Heaven. You're a Devil now, there are Devils who are married to people at least ten centuries older than them and they look the same age."

"She's right." Serafall said as they got off the train. "Anyway, we'll talk about this later." She looked at Reinforce Zwei and Asmodeus. "You two need to hide so people don't ask questions."

Ranma grabbed Asmodeus and put her in his shirt while Hayate did the same by putting Reinforce Zwei between her boobs. "Now stay in there and don't make a noise." He said as she nodded. "Anyway, Hayate, I'm sure that you'll love to meet my wife and daughter."

Hayate perked up at the thought of meeting her big brother's wife and daughter and wondered just what kind of people they were like.

Vita, on the other hand, feared what they were like, if one of them was married to Ranma and the other one was his daughter.

(-)

Several minutes later...

Hayate's eyes sparkled as she saw Yasaka, five months pregnant, sitting at the head shrine while Kunou, her daughter, was by her side. "Oh my! I'm surprised! Big brother never told me that he married a literal fox!"

Yasaka chuckled. "Oh? My darling husband never told me that he had such a cute little sister."

Ranma looked to the side, his face slightly pink, "well, I didn't want to drag my cute little sister into the craziness of my life. I only decided to do so when I unlocked this thing," he jerked a thumb at Asmodeus, who was smirking at him, "from her cage."

The large breasted, pregnant woman nodded. "I know," she turned her attention to Hayate. "Welcome, my sister-in-law. Oh! And who are those two with you?"

"My name is Hayate Yagami and this," Hayate smiled and motioned towards Vita. "This is Vita, the knight of the hammer and a part of my family that I've known since before I met Big Brother. This is Reinforce Zwei," she motioned towards the miniature girl, "who came into my life after her namesake, Reinforce Eins, gave her life to save the world."

"You can call me Rein."

Yasaka smiled and nodded. "Very well, Hayate Yagami, Vita Yagami and Reinforce Zwei Yagami, as I assume that those two have the same last name as you, my name is Yasaka, the leader of the Kyoto Youkai association, this is my eldest daughter, Kunou," the small girl bowed to them as Yasaka introduced them. "Please forgive me for not getting up, I find it difficult to get up some days while pregnant with my husband's children."

"It's no problem at all." Hayate said, "um, your boobs look fantastic."

Yasaka let out a little laugh upon hearing that. "Why thank you, other than my husband, you are the third person to say that to my face. The other being the Red Dragon Emperor."

Ranma shook his head. "If we let Issei and my little sister interact for too long, I worry for all the boobs in the world." The others in the room started to chuckle and Ranma sighed. "Okay, can we dump the formalities now?"

"I agree," Yasaka groaned and held out her arms. "Please help me up, husband?" Ranma was at her side in an instant and pulled her up to her feet. The two looked at each other for a moment before making out with everyone watching.

"Wow!" Hayate's eyes sparkled as she watched.

The kiss didn't last too long, as Yasaka was quite flustered after breaking it. "I just can't help myself," Yasaka said with a whisper. "Anyway, I welcome you, Hayate Yagami and family, to Kyoto."

Hayate nodded and fidgeted. "Um, miss sister-in-law, is it okay to ask you for a favor?" She asked and tapped her fingers together and Yasaka tilted her head and nodded. "May I fondle your boobs, please? They're the breast boobs I've ever seen! ACK!" She slapped her hands over her mouth as she realized that she slipped up with how to describe the biggest, most perfect boobs she had ever seen in her life.

"Like brother like sister, huh?" Yasaka laughed at her joke. "Very well, as my sister-in-law, I guess I can allow you to do this just this once, but not here. I'd rather not show them off to everyone."

Hayate nodded and followed Yasaka into her room.

Kunou was blushing hard and looked up at Ranma, who smiled at her. "Daddy..."

Ranma held his arms out and she jumped into them, hugging him. "Hey, kiddo, how come you're still here and not back in Kuoh?"

"Mother called the school and said that she needed me for some family stuff here in Kyoto." The younger fox girl said and Ranma nodded as he rubbed her back. "I hope my aunt isn't doing anything too much to mother."

"Nah," Vita spoke up as she walked forward with her eyes closed and a dismissive wave of her hands. "Hayate might like to grope anything with boobs, but she only does that to people she knows and won't get mad at her. She'd probably encourage your mother to squeeze her boobs to compare."

Lilith said nothing, knowing that Yasaka knew her way around a pair of boobs quite well. Sure, she was still nervous around the leader of the Youkai association, but after having a threesome with her and Ranma, well, at least she knew that Yasaka wouldn't turn her into tofu at eat her. The ways Yasaka could use her tails and tongue was rather interesting to Lilith as well, who really needed to learn how to better manipulate her own tail. Even if she didn't let it out very often, she really should practice with it.

After experiencing what so many fluffy tails could do to someone, she needed to know what she could do with her tail.

(-)

In her room, Yasaka smiled as she let Hayate grab, bounce and squeeze her boobs. Thankfully the brunette was kind enough to not grab hard, since her boobs were sore from the milk that was gathering in them. "So, how did you and my husband meet? I know you're not related to him by blood."

Hayate smiled at her. "He helped me when I needed some help and someone asked if he was my boyfriend and I said he was my big brother." She blushed softly. "I... It just came out, but for some reason, big brother really liked it and told me that I could call him that all the time."

Yasaka smiled at her. "You love my husband, huh?" Hayate nodded, while still feeling Yasaka's large breasts. "The real reason you asked to grab my chest, beyond what you're doing, is so we could talk, isn't it?"

Hayate nodded. "...Are you okay with big brother having all of these women around him?" She gave Yasaka a serious look.

Yasaka sighed softly. "I would be lying if I said I was, but due to how Kyoto is the only place I can safely stay for now, it's hard to be with him. Hopefully his plan to turn Makai into a place that more Youkai can live without turning into Demons bears fruit. I would love to live with him. I know that his children on the way and Kunou would all love it as well." She saw Hayate's confused look and she sighed. "The leylines of Kyoto are specifically tuned so that I can live here with no problems. I can leave for short periods of time, but Kyoto is where I must live."

Hayate saw the distressed look on Yasaka's face and nodded as she came to a conclusion. "Very well, if I can help, I will." Yasaka jerked in surprise as Hayate let go of Yasaka's boobs and stood to her full size, which was around one-hundred and fifty centimeters tall. "I might be small, but if I can help fix Makai so my sister-in-law can live with my big brother and have a big family with him, then I'll make it happen!"

"...You would?" Yasaka asked and Hayate nodded. "But such a thing can't be easy to do."

"I'll figure it out!" Hayate told her. "I've got smart friends and I can't let big brother not have his first wife with him as much as she wants."

Yasaka smiled at her. "Thank you." She adjusted her kimono stood up. "Little sister."

Hayate smiled at her. "Can I call you, big sister then?" Yasaka nodded and Hayate let out a cheer and hugged her.

Hayate didn't know if it was because she had been alone for several years before the Tome of the Night Sky, at the time known as the Book of Darkness, had activated and given her her knights, her friends and eventually her big brother and she never wanted to feel that loneliness again, even if it was through someone else feeling it. Or if it was because she genuinely wanted siblings, but whatever the reason was, calling Yasaka her big sister felt right to her.

Besides, anyone with boobs as big and perfect as Yasaka's just had to be because she was Hayate's big sister.

There was no other explanation for it.

End Chapter 16