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Chapter 17

Standing in Heaven, Michael looked at Gabriel, Raphael and Uriel, before bringing his attention to the other Seraphs of Heaven, who stood near them in a circle. "Fellow Seraphs. It pains me to say this, but I have come to the realization that we have not been fully prepared for a major event." There were murmurs among the Seraphs and Michael quieted them down with a raised hand. "While it is true that Heaven is no longer in a war with the Fallen Angels or Devils, that is no excuse for us to not prepare for the possibility of one of us to be indisposed in some manner." The Seraphs all looked at each other and then back at their four leaders. "Some of our brethern became Devils, others became Fallen Angels and others perished during the great war. And while I would like to think that all of us are the best Father created, it is the height of foolishness and arrogance to assume that it will always remain this way. Therefore, I propose that each of us takes one of our Brave Saints and raises them to a level that they could, in case of one of us being indisposed in some way, replace us."

Sandalphon, a Seraph with red hair, raised her hand. "Lord Michael, are you anticipating that one of us will Fall or perish soon?"

Michael shook his head. "Not at all. However, one must always be prepared for the possibility of such a thing. Imagine, for example, the beast that Father sealed away before His death managed to get free, what it could do to Heaven." There were many murmurs and Michael held up a hand and gave the other Seraphs a gentle smile. "Be at ease, everyone. The Four Great Seraphs all agree that it is for the best to prepare for the worst case scenario. Should such a scenario thing come along, at least we will be able to rest easy knowing that Heaven's future will be protected. And, should it not be neccessary, then there will be enough Seraph-class Angels in Heaven that the ten of us can lessen in our duties while still keeping Heaven running. Or perhaps," he smiled as he remembered what Lilith had done for Heaven, "we may be able to do more in the future?" The smile faded from his face, though the pleasant look remained. "For now, however, think of Angels that you feel could, given time, reach our levels. None of us plan on leaving anytime soon." Michael continued in a strong voice, "you may rest assured knowing that."

"Yes." The other Seraphs said as Michael dismissed them.

After even Gabriel, Uriel and Raphael all left him, Michael stood alone and looked up into the sky. "Father, is this the way you would have wanted us to go? Things are changing for the first time in centuries, I worry that they are changing too fast."

Michael knew that there would be no answer forthcoming. He knew, however, that the only way to know the truth was to keep moving forward.

(-)

On Earth...

Yawning as he woke up, Ranma cracked an eye open and smiled as he saw Yasaka's sleeping, naked, pregnant body, next to his. Licking his lips, he leaned in and gave her a kiss on the lips. His eyes widened as he felt her tails suddenly shift and wrap around him, pulling him close to her.

"Good morning, husband." Yasaka gave him a look of pure lust. "I sure hope that you weren't trying to take advantage of little old innocent me."

Ranma gave her a look of shock. "What? Take advantage of my pregnant wife? I would NEVER do something like that. Now, fondle her boobs, suck on her nipples to see if her breast milk was tasty while feeling her pussy, which is obviously extra warm and fondling her big butt? I might do some of that."

Yasaka narrowed her eyes. "My butt is big, is it?" Before Ranma could respond, he found himself on his back and Yasaka sitting on his face. "Tell me how big it is now."

The only response she got was Ranma's hands on her butt while she felt his tongue on her underside, causing her to shiver and moan softly.

"Oh?" Yasaka blushed as she saw his body reacting. "Someone is eager this morning. As your wife, I should take care of that." She smirked as one of her tails tickled its way across Ranma's body before running across his hard shaft. "As my people love to say, enjoy my fluffy tail, husband."

Ranma would have said something about his wife being mean with the teasing, but he had to admit...

Her tail was super fluffy and felt amazing.

It was a good thing that neither of them had any business that morning, because neither of them were going anywhere for several hours.

(-)

Meanwhile in a large hotel room not far from the main shrine...

"Aww..." Hayate pouted at what Serafall told her. "You're leaving?"

"Unfortunately," Serafall told her, "while I can get away from my duties for awhile, due to being put in a diplomat role, I still have to return to Hell and get affairs in order." She smirked at Hayate's leering grin. "And not those kind of affairs."

"I know, but it's so..." Hayate squirmed before nodding. "What should I tell big brother?" Serafall simply smiled at her and Hayate blinked a few times. "Uh..."

"I apologize, it's just so nice to see a younger sibling who isn't afraid to show their older sibling that they love them." Serafall walked over to Hayate and hugged the shorter girl. "Even if Haya-tan isn't related to Ran-tan by blood, it's so nice that Ran-tan's cute little sister is a magical girl and she and her friends are going to help me out with my show and I'm so glad that I'm marrying Ran-tan since that means that Ran-tan's cute little magical girl sister will be my magical girl little sister and maybe I can finally get So-tan to..." Whatever else Serafall was going to say was cut off as Lilith appeared next to Serafall, cupped her cheeks, turned the Devil King's head and kissed her on the lips, stopping her from being able to speak more. Lilith even stuck her tongue out and poked at Serafall's mouth, which the Devil King answered by opening up and the two increased the passion of their kiss.

After a few moments, Lilith broke the kiss and the two had a trail of saliva connecting them. "The next time I see you, Serafall, we're going to put a show on for Master, the two of us."

Serafall nodded and smiled. "Yeah, that sounds amazing." She let go of Hayate and disappeared in a flash of light.

"Aww, I liked her boobs." Hayate pouted before letting out a small yelp as Lilith hugged the shorter brunette into her own chest.

Lilith grinned as Hayate immediately started nuzzling her boobs. "If you need to feel boobs on your hands and face, just ask, I won't say no." Lilith blinked as she saw someone walking into the room. "Lillie? When did you get here?" She asked and let go of Hayate.

"Stayed." Lilie told Lilith, who paused.

"...You stayed in Kyoto to wait for us?" Lillie nodded and Lilith smiled as she walked over to the Dragon and ruffled her hair, causing Lillie to close her eyes and enjoy the sensations. "Well, you just be careful. I know you can take care of yourself."

Lillie tilted her head and pointed at Hayate.

"Huh?" Lilith turned to see Hayate and her eyes widened as she got behind Lillie. "Lillie, meet Hayate Yagami, master's little sister."

"...Sister?" Lillie asked and Lilith paused.

"Oh, right, you wouldn't know about that, huh?" She blinked as she tried to explain it. "So you know how Kuroka has two babies growing in her belly?" Lillie nodded. "Those will be hers and master's children, and if one of them is a girl, that one will be the sister of the other one, okay?"

"...Female family?" Lillie asked and Lilith nodded. "Okay."

The next thing Lillie knew, Hayate was hugging her and spinning her around. "Oh my goodness! This little one is so cute! She's like a black-haired Vita!"

"Huh?" A sleepy voice spoke up. "Hayate, did you say my name?" Vita, who was wearing pajamas, walked out of the hotel bedroom and blinked a few times. "Who's that?"

"That's Lillie." Lilith told Vita. "The incredibly powerful Dragon that I told you about before." Vita's eyes widened in shock as she looked back at Hayate, who was just gushing over how cute Lillie was while hugging her and spinning her around.

"...And she just lets this happen?"

Lilith nodded, smiling. "Master convinced Lillie to live a life of a normal girl. So she lives like a normal girl and not as a super powerful Dragon." After all, Jedah and Rivezim had shown that just because one had a ton of power, that didn't mean that they were safe from threats.

Seeing Lillie have a blank look on her face while Hayate put her down and continued to gush over the small Dragon girl while talking to her made Lilith smile. "Besides, if Lillie didn't like the thought of living like a normal girl, I doubt that any of us could stop her."

"...That's nice, I guess." Vita muttered. "So, what's the plans for today?"

"After Master is done with his wife," Lilith grinned while Vita blushed and looked away, "you sure are a prude."

"Not a prude." Vita grumbled as she twitched. "I've been stuck in this body for centuries, I know what happens with adults, but I'm not one."

"Huh..." Lilith tilted her head. "All the more reason that Hayate should let me supply you with power. But then again, knowing my luck, you and the other three would turn into succubi and go on a sexy-time rampage that would end with everyone in a fifty mile radius losing their virginities."

Vita growled before looking away, her face flush. "A-also, people from Ancient Belka never did that stuff in public either! What happened between two lovers happened between the sheets of a bed, not in public!"

"Some of your memories came back?" Hayate asked as she and Lillie walked over to Vita, who nodded. "What more do you know?"

"Not much," Vita grumbled as she thought about the ancient days of the alien worlds she had fought on. "Ancient Belkans didn't do lewd stuff in public, there was lots of war and I couldn't see the stars because everything was cloudy." She scratched her head and growled. "Dammit! I know that there's lots of memories there! But because of the stupid malfunctioning book, I can't remember any!"

"Vita-chan..." Hayate said softly and walked over to her knight, hugging her. "It's okay, you don't have to try and remember what's not there."

Lillie tilted her head. "Forgot the past?" Both Hayate and Vita looked at her in surprise. "Remember?"

Lilith's eyes widened and she got between Lillie and the other two. "Listen, Lillie, I know what you're planning, but sometimes it's best to let the past stay buried in the past. I know you want to help, but there's lots of bad things that happened in Ancient Belka. You'd also help Vita remember everything she did in the past."

"Bad?" Lillie asked and looked at Vita, who sighed.

"Yes, no, maybe." She growled and rubbed her head. "I'm worried that if I remember the past, I'll go crazy because of all the bad shit that happened, but I still want to know."

"I don't know, Vita-chan." Hayate said softly and hugged her knight. "I like the kind and happy Vita-chan from now. I don't want her to lose herself to her memories."

Vita had a small smile and blush on her face and nodded. "Okay, then I don't want to remember them. If they come up, they come up, but I don't want to remember them if they're just going to hurt me."

Lillie nodded. "Okay." She walked over to Vita and patted her on the head. "No bad memories."

Vita wondered what Lillie was doing when her head throbbed and for a moment, she felt like she was sucked into the past.

Sitting in a black, single dress, Vita looked up at the night sky and glowered. "Damn this war."

"There you are." A male voice said and Vita didn't even bother looking at him. "Vita, master says that he wants all of us to come in."

"To go hunting for more Linker Cores, Zafira?" Vita asked her companion.

"No, he said it's time for dinner and it's his daughter's birthday."

Vita didn't smile, but she did nod and turned to walk towards the house. It wasn't often that their master gave them food. Even if it was just because his daughter was having a birthday, it was nicer than hunting down Linker Cores to power the Book of Darkness.

Vita blinked a few times and shook her head, gasping and staring at Lillie, who looked at her nervously. "You..."

"No bad memory?"

"...It wasn't unpleasant." Vita admitted and wondered if even that memory, which wasn't the most pleasant, was one of the better ones. "But Hayate's right, I don't want the other memories."

Lillie nodded.

"Anyway, we should get Asmodeus and Rein and get some food before going out into Kyoto." Hayate said before looking around in confusion. "...Wait, where are they?"

Lilith, Hayate and Vita all paused and ran to the bedroom.

Just in time to see a naked Asmodeus hugging Reinforce Zwei from behind. Like Asmodeus, Reinforce Zwei was completely naked and she had something stuffed into her mouth while tears came out of her eyes.

Asmodeus was currently licking along Reinforce Zwei's armpit and pouted at the glares she got from the others. "What? I can feel my son-in-law getting laid, I want to get laid too."

A metal sphere to the face courtesy of Vita was the only answer she got.

Lilith sighed and wondered if her mother was trying to become a masochist. "...Now that I think about it, Master really needs a Masochist." It was too bad that she didn't know any masochists. "Hmm, maybe I should train Miko to be a Masochist?"

She had mostly forgiven Miko over what she had done to Ranma by now. Mostly since Miko might have not been born with that dick between her legs, but she sure knew how to use it.

Of course, it helped that Ranma had forgiven Miko as well.

The hanyou was still forced to be a maid, since she was still, in every sense of the word, a complete slob.

Even Kuroka, who didn't even bother picking up her underwear when she got undressed, commented on it.

"Anyway," Lilith grabbed her mother and shoved the dazed Great Devil King into her pants pocket. "Let's get some food." She watched as Hayate gently pulled the object out of Reinforce Zwei's mouth and found that it was a small pair of panties. "We can figure out what to do next."

Hayate had a frown on her face and looked at Lilith. "I like you, I like big brother, I don't like that thing trying to take advantage of Rein."

"There's only so much I can do." Lilith admitted but nodded. "I'll try and keep her away from Rein though." Hayate nodded and the group went to order some room service.

And get Reinforce Zwei dressed again.

End Chapter 17