Ranma 1/2, High School DxD, Darkstalkers and the rest are owned by their respective owners. I own nothing.

If only I did.

This is a chapter I had fun writing. Not as much as I did the "Go Go Satan Rangers" chapter, but it came close.

This chapter is also dedicated to Ichiro Mizuki, the legendary singer who gave us "Mazin Go". Go listen to the 21st Century version of the song while reading this chapter.


Chapter 21

Serafall Leviathan, dressed up as her magical girl character, panted as she defeated a new enemy. "No way! Why do I feel so weak?" She groaned and fell to her knees.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" A maniacal laughter filled the battlefield and Serafall looked up, gasping in horror as a being she had long thought defeated.

"Dark Lord Satome?!"

Dressed in a black outfit, complete with a flowing cape, the Dark Lord pointed dramatically at Serafall. "That's right, Mahou Shoujo Levia-tan! And with the carefully laid trap I set before you, your powers are weak and you are vulnerable!" He held his hands to his sides with his palms face up as flames of blue erupted from his hands. "And now! To do to you what you, the Satan Rangers and the Oppai Dragon Emperor did to me!" He thrust his hands forward and the flames rushed forward, circling around Levia-tan before she was engulfed in semi-clear ice, freezing her in place with an expression of shock on her face.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The Dark Lord threw his head back and laughed. "At last! There is no one who can stand in my way of conquering Hell!" He staggered and shook his head. "No... The process that accelerated my return has left me weakened?" Taking a deep breath, a magical sigil formed near him. "Very well! In that case! I shall leave everything to my underlings! Katana and Panda!"

An adult woman with red hair that hung down past her shoulders appeared before him wearing a red and black flowing dress. In her hand was a large, wrapped bundle as she knelt down to the Dark Lord. Next to her was a large panda, who held up a sign. "I'm a cute little panda."

"My lord!" Katana said as she bowed deeply. "How may this humble servant serve you?"

Dark Lord Satome swung his arm to the side. "Turn Hell into a pile of ashes! Let none stand in our way!" He snapped his fingers as a sigil appeared under Levia-tan's frozen form and a pillar of light appeared around the frozen statue before slowly shrinking inwards until it was completely gone. "I must retreat for now! I shall leave you two in charge! Do what you feel is needed to secure a victory!"

"Of course, my lord!" Katana said.

"GROWF!" The panda nodded in agreement.

After the Dark Lord Satome disappeared, Katana looked at Panda. "Quickly! We must create an appropriate lair of darkness. I have the most perfect plan for dealing with the remaining forces of Hell."

"Growf!"

The two disappeared in a flash, leaving an empty wasteland. As a light breeze wafted through the area, a new person stepped onto the scene. "No..." This person was tall, she had green hair and was wearing a mint-green colored robe around her body. On her back were two translucent green wings. "Levia-tan was defeated? This cannot be allowed to stand." She held up her hand as magic formed around her. "We sprites cannot allow our long-time ally to be defeated. Thankfully, we have someone who can defend Hell and can hopefully free Levia-tan. Set up!"

Suddenly trumpets and trombones were heard playing as a someone started to sing.

"A girl of white, flying through the air..."

A darkened room suddenly lit up as a girl with reddish-brown hair dressed in a blue and white body outfit walked forward.

"Super Mahou Shou...jo Nanotan Zetto!"

She held up her hand as a large staff with a red gem on the end formed.

"A powerful magical force fighting for us all!"

The girl's body glowed as she spun around while naked, a white, sparkling light covering her body as she transformed.

"And now! Full power Set-Up!"

The girl, now fully transformed with her hair in twintails, winked as she struck a pose before black wings formed on her feet and she took off into the sky through a hole in the roof.

"Go! Orbs of Energy! Axel Shooter!"

The magical girl was greeted by several flying robot planes before she pointed her staff forward and she was surrounded by orbs of magical energy that she launched outwards, crashing through all of the robots in an instant.

"And here it is! Infernal Buster!"

A giant monster that looked like a lizard with a spiky turtle shell on its back confronted the magical girl, who pointed her staff at the monster and, amazingly, it changed and shifted, going from a simple staff to looking more like a magical rifle cannon. A build-up of power formed at the tip of the staff before a large, pink blast, rocketed out, blasting through the large creature, causing it to fall over with a loud crash.

"Nano Go! Nano Go! Nanotan... Z!"

The girl floated down and winked. "Here I go! Lyrical! Magical! Nanoha!"

A new voice spoke up. "Will this new magical girl be able to push back against the forces of Dark Lord Satomi? What will happen to Mahou Shoujou Levia-tan? Find out next week on Mahou Shoujo Levia-tan! Same magical time! Same magical channel!"

"AND CUT!" A new voice said as there was a clatter of voices and people moving around.

Nanoha smiled as she floated down. "That was fun." She smiled at Lindy, who was dismissing her wings.

"Yes, I can't believe that we're doing a television show for Devils." Lindy giggled and looked at the director. "Are you sure that it's okay to do this on Earth?"

"We do that sometimes." The director admitted to her with a smile. "Don't worry, since this is a television show and this isn't too populated, we can find ways to keep people from asking too many questions." The director turned and walked off while yelling at various people to get things set up for next week.

"That was great!" Serafall gushed as she and Ranma walked up to Lindy and Nanoha, who returned to her normal form. "I'm sure that it will go over great with the fans."

Nodoka and Genma, both still in their outfits from the show, walked up to the group. "So," Nodoka began, "what's the plan?"

"The next few episodes will simply be monster of the week with personal problems mixed in." Serafall explained to her. "Around episode ten, your boss, the Dark Lord Satomi, will call, expressing his frustration with your failures and demand that if you cannot deal with Nanoha, then he'll remove you and replace you with someone who can."

"That's when you reveal that your failures have been simply studying me." Nanoha smiled and looked to the side as Fate walked up. "And then Fate-chan comes in as my primary rival and your field commander who wipes the floor with me the first time we fight, but due to an injury in the battle, she must retreat and isn't able to finish me off."

"Which is similar to how things went when we were children." Fate said with a small smile on her face. "It will take me a few episodes to fully recover, during that time, Nanoha will take down various monsters and then I'll return to the fight, though it will be more even."

"And that's just the first half of the season." Serafall giggled as she bowed to Lindy, Nanoha and Fate. "Again, I thank you for doing this."

Nanoha waved her hand. "Hey, this is fun. I'm not going to complain about this."

"And since it's not far from where you go to school, you don't have to miss any time." Lindy said with a smile. "So I'm the mentor of this season then?" Serafall nodded and Lindy sighed. "Ah, how will we justify this to the viewers?"

"Maybe because you're not in your realm, you can't use your real power and you have to work through magical girls?" Ranma suggested and Lindy nodded.

"Yes, that's a great idea."

(-)

Weeks later...

"Master!" Katana cried out as she knelt in front of the holographic image of the Dark Lord Satomi. "Please forgive this worthless one! The monsters I send out are not enough to stop the Lyrical Magical Nanotan Z!"

"Then you are useless!" The Dark Lord Satomi yelled while spitting to the side. "I did not go through all the effort to summon you and Panda to this world only to have you completely fail me to this extent. Do I need to have you replaced?"

"No!" Katana protested with her head bowed. "If my master will give me another chance, I wish to inform him that I haven't just been sending monsters out and losing them. I've been studying Nanotan Z and have come up with a solution that will deal with her permanently!"

The Dark Lord Satomi crossed his arms. "You talk big, but can you deliver?"

"Yes!" The redheaded woman said as she stood up and stepped to the side. "Come forth! Deathtarossa!"

From a shaded corner of the room walked a blonde-haired woman with her hair done up in twintails. She had an impressively stacked body for her size as she walked forward in metal boots. Her body was covered in an armored black leotard with a mini-skirt over her hips and a black cape on her back. There was a collar around her neck and an axe in her hands. "Yes, my mistress." She said in a soft voice, her eyes cold.

The scene faded to black as the episode came to an end.

"And cut!" The director said. "Excellent job, everyone." The director walked off and discussed things with some of the others.

"I'm glad it's working out." Fate smiled at Nodoka as she transformed back to her normal outfit. "There's a holiday next week, right?"

"Yes, I believe the director told me that when we started recording." Nodoka said and flagged down one of the workers. "Excuse me, but I heard that there's some sort of Devil holiday next week?"

"Ah, yes." The worker nodded at Nodoka. "All new programs will be suspended for the next two weeks actually." She smiled at them. "So please, enjoy the time off."

"I'm glad that I can take a couple of weeks off." Nodoka smiled back. "My son's mistresses are getting so big now." The last time that she had seen Kuroka, the heavily pregnant catgirl was complaining about how big her fingers and feet had gotten."

"How's Lilith doing?" Fate asked as they walked off set.

Nodoka smiled as she thought to the Succubus Queen. "She's just starting to show." It was disappointing to her that Atsuko, Nabiki, Mittelt, Yohko, Bulleta and Ravel had refused to get pregnant at that time, saying something about too many people pregnant at once was dangerous. "I'm a little sad that Lilith-chan only has one baby on the way though."

Fate smiled at her. "I doubt that Lilith will stay at one child. The only reason that she doesn't have five children already is because of her ability to control her fertility."

"Most likely." Nodoka nodded in agreement and hoped that her son was doing well. "It's a good thing that Ranma can record those "holographic" messages for his underlings back in Makai and send them here, huh? I can only imagine if he had to be on the set."

"His women would be upset, I think." Fate giggled softly.

(-)

In Makai...

"Master..." Lilith, who had a small bump in her belly, pouted at him. "I'm getting fat! Soon you won't like me!"

From where he was on the ground, Ranma gave her a flat look as he finished his spar with Cologne and Yohko. The former Amazon Matriarch had won this round. "Curse you, old woman! I'll beat you yet."

Cologne merely giggled at him. "I look forward to you doing that." She dusted her maid outfit off and looked at Yohko, who was also face-down in the dirt. "For Devils, you two need a lot more work on your skill."

Yohko pushed herself up to her knees and spat out the dirt. "I mostly fight with a sword, so my unarmed skills are a bit lacking." She gave Cologne an annoyed look before grinning. "But this is fun."

The young-looking woman chuckled and walked off. "I have stuff to do."

"...I wonder why she stays around as a maid." Ranma muttered as he sat up and pulled Lilith into his lap. "And you're not fat, you're pregnant with one kid. Even if you had ten babies in you, you'd still be beautiful." Lilith pouted at him and huffed as she turned away from him while crossing her arms.

Yohko shook her head and got up. "I'm going to go shower." Ranma nodded as she walked off and slowly disrobed on the way out, much to Lilith and Ranma's appreciative gazes as she let her work-out shorts drop off, revealing her Brazillian cut panties before she disappeared.

Lilith giggled. "I can't believe that Lillie's corrupted all of us into accepting casual nudity."

Ranma rolled his eyes. "Well, so long as you're not expecting to do work or fighting or take a job, it's okay. Speaking of jobs, have you heard back from Bulleta lately?"

Lilith was about to answer when a screen appeared in front of them, showing Bulleta in tattered clothes and a wide grin on her face. "Ah!"

"Fuck that was so good!" Bulleta cheered in delight as the screen showed her sitting on the corpse of a giant sea monster. "If you were here, husband, I'd fuck you on top of this thing!"

Ranma smirked at her. "Well, I can be there in a few seconds if that's what you want." The look of pure lust coming from Bulleta caused Ranma to nod as he stood up and put Lilith down. "Alright, I'll be right there." The screen turned off and Ranma gave Lilith a kiss on the lips. "I'll be back later."

"Don't take too long." Lilith chuckled as Ranma disappeared in a flash of light.

(-)

Ranma appeared near the swampy lake and was tackled by Bulleta, who pushed him down and grinned at him. "You're enjoying this too much."

"I'm your wife, I get to fuck you when I'm horny." The petite blonde grinned as she tore off the remains of her outfit and threw it to the side. She reached down and undid Ranma's pants before grabbing his dick and stroking it to full hardness.

"You just like reminding me that you're my wife, huh?" Ranma asked and Bulleta snorted. "We haven't even had a wedding."

"I don't need a waste of time to tell me that I'm married to you." Bulleta scoffed at him as she positioned herself above Ranma's hard dick and rubbed her inner thighs with it. She grinned at him. "Besides, for some reason, I'm really happy every time I think about you being my husband and I don't know why."

Ranma nodded, smiling at her as he cupped her cheek. "Well, maybe there's something of a normal girl in you after all."

"BAH!" Bulleta grimaced and stuck her tongue out before plunging herself down on Ranma's dick in one thrust. "MMMmm! Still so big. If there is a normal girl in me, I'll have to find her, drag her out and shoot her." She growled as Ranma chuckled and put his hands on her hips. "Shut up and fuck me."

"Don't need to tell me twice." Ranma grunted as he bounced her on his lap. "Good thing that we're not close to the water."

"Ngh..." Bulleta grunted as he squeezed her ass while she grinded against him. "Oh? Worried that I wouldn't want to fuck you if you were a girl?"

"Nah, between Miko and Lilith, I don't have to worry about that anymore." Ranma chuckled and leaned up to kiss Bulleta's chest. "Right now, I just want to fuck my crazy wife until she can't think straight."

"Good answer!" Bulleta grinned as she moaned in delight as he took advantage of her body.

At one point, Ranma did end up splashed with water and Bulleta grinned as she used her tongue to enjoy her husband-turned-wife in various ways.

Ranma didn't mind as Bulleta ate her out. After all, it was nicer than tentacles at least.

End Chapter 21


Just one more chapter in this arc (epilogue) and then the next and final arc can begin.