Ranma 1/2, High School DxD, Darkstalkers and the rest are owned by their respective owners. I own nothing.

If only I did.

So I was told that I should clarify that Ikusu is also known as Ex Gremory.

Chapter 1

It was mid-morning in Makai as Ranma used the sword in his hands to parry Yohko's sword attack. He let out a grunt as Yohko used the momentum and hit him with a kick to the gut, which he responded with an emerald energy blast that sent her flying back. "Come on!" Ranma called out as his sword lit up with blue fire and he swung it out in an arc, sending a wall of cold fire at Yohko.

After landing on her butt, Yohko shook her head and looked up as the fire rushed at her. Jumping up and over it, she came over the wall of fire, only to gasp as Ranma was up there, waiting for her. The two smirked at each other and started trading sword strikes in mid-air, their blades clanging out through the air before both of them extended their wings and started to fly around as they clashed. Their attacks took them high into the air before coming back down as they spiraled around each other, striking and blocking as they got closer and closer to the ground. Eventually Ranma found himself on his back, disarmed as Yohko kneeled above him. "I win." Yohko said while she and Ranma panted to catch their breathes while she pointed her sword down at him.

"This time." Ranma conceded. "Though, I find it hot as hell that you're going commando while wearing such a tiny skirt."

Yohko smirked at him. "What can I say? You turned me into an exhibitionist. The thought of getting caught like this is pretty exciting."

Ranma chuckled at her. "Are you trying to tempt me or something?"

"Maybe." The brunette said as she got off of Ranma and helped him up. "So, why are you trying to learn how to fight with a sword so much anyway? You fight better bare-handed."

"That's exactly the reason I want to be better with a sword." Ranma told her as he recalled Excalibur Shadow to his hand. "There are times I don't want to touch something and enemies that are too hard to hit with magic or energy attacks." He thought back to some of the enemies he had fought. "Sure, I can figure a way out of it, but I like having options."

"So a Holy Sword is just an option?" Yohko asked with amusement in her voice.

"Not a Holy Sword." Ranma corrected her as he put it away. "It's a Fae weapon."

"What's the difference?" Yohko asked him.

"Well..." Ranma paused as he tried to think of the best way to describe it. "Holy weapons work best against Demons, Devils and other evil things like that." Yohko nodded, that made sense, "Fae weapons and magic work against anything that's not natural." Seeing Yohko's confused look, he sighed. "Alright, I told you about the fight against Jedah, right?" She nodded, "and how my ancestor's scythe seriously hurt Issei?"

"Yeah, what about it?" She asked as the two walked away from the training ground.

"If Issei was human instead of a Devil, the scythe would have hurt him a lot, but not as much as it did." Ranma told her. "As for how effective a Fae weapon is..." Ranma trailed off as he thought back to that fight and shivered. "Fae magic is terrifying."

"You don't really like to talk about them, do you?" Yohko asked him. "You've mentioned them before and every time you do, you and Lilith both act like they're the most terrifying things around."

"Possession, mind control, shapeshifting, manipulating the world around them, generally having a sense of morals completely alien to you or I..." Ranma rattled off and Yohko stared in surprise. "You know all the scary monsters in folk lore around the world?"

"...Somewhat." Yohko admitted, "I spent most of my time training, so most of that stuff doesn't stick, why?" Ranma gave her an amused smile and she blinked a few times before going pale. "ALL of them?"

"A good chunk," Ranma nodded, "most of them live in their own reality now, much like how most Demons live in Makai. Anyway, I just don't like dealing with them. They're too much of a hassle and not worth the effort. You know, like trying to built a sandcastle in the desert."

"Sounds like you tried." Yohko chuckled and Ranma nodded, causing her face-fault, which caused her skirt to flutter up, revealing her naked ass, which Ranma stopped to enjoy. The former Devil Hunter blushed and jumped to her feet while smoothing her skirt down. "Seriously?"

"I was five at the time." Ranma told her. "And it wasn't really a desert, just a sandbox, but I figure it counts." He chuckled at her odd expression. "Surprised that I can remember that?"

"Yeah, I mean, you said it yourself, you have a hard time remembering anything from before Lilith reincarnated you."

"The memories come and go." Ranma told her as he rubbed the back of his head. "Sometimes they come back and are super vivid, other times they're just vague images." As the two of them got off of the training grounds, they were greeted by the door to the castle opening. "Oh, Bulleta... Wow, you changed your hair?" He idly noted that she was wearing jeans and a red shirt with a hood that wasn't pulled over her head.

"I wanted a new style." She said as she twirled her hair, which was now in a side-ponytail that was hanging off of her left shoulder. "How does it look?"

"Pretty good, actually." Ranma nodded, "I was wondering why you've been growing your hair out lately. Going for a more mature look?"

"Well..." Bulleta smiled at him, "no one expects a calm and cheerful big sister type to suddenly," she had a wide grin on her face as she pulled out two Uzis from her pockets, "turn into a psychotic bitch as she shoots them full of holes?"

"Sounds about right." Ranma nodded as Bulleta giggled and did a slow spin around. "Those pants make your butt look nice."

"Thanks." She smiled at him. "Or do they make my butt look big?"

"A little," Ranma told her and Yohko gave him a sharp look, "but that's why I say your butt looks nice." He smirked as he felt Yohko's confusion. "Anyway, Nabiki, Atsuko, Hayate, her knights and Arisa are all going to be here this week." Ranma sighed at the look on Bulleta's face. "Do try to keep the craziness restrained for a few days."

"Fine," Bulleta huffed in annoyance, "but you're going to fuck me, Mittelt and Ravel tonight then." She smirked at the looks she got from Ranma and Yohko. "What? We're all blondes and I want you to really go to town on us."

Ranma was about to say something when he tilted his head. "Actually, can you wait until Hayate gets here?" Bulleta raised an eyebrow. "Don't worry, I'm not saying no, but I want to try something and Asmodeus should have been converted to a Unison Device by now." It was a weird thing to think of, but he knew that if it worked that she'd be a big help. "I promised her that after she was completely converted that I'd merge with her and have sex."

"That'll mean you've mastered your Sacred Gear, right?" Yohko asked and Ranma nodded. "...Oh, that's a scary thought."

"Or a damn good one." Bulleta grinned as she put her guns away. "It might make orgies a lot more fun."

"Or weird." Ranma admitted. "For all I know, a bunch of tentacles will come out of my crotch or something."

"Well..." Yohko blushed at the thought of that. "At least you'll be able to fuck all of us at once then. Or make Miko jealous and she'll join in."

"Double stuffed tentacles?" Bulleta mused. "Then again, who knows? Maybe they'd get upset at each other and use their tentacles on each other."

"Not the first time either of us have been stuffed with tentacles." Ranma muttered, causing both girls to grin and blush. "You two need to stop watching that video."

"It's the only time I get to watch you getting tentacle raped though." Bulleta grinned at Ranma. "Or watching you turn it around on her." She started to giggle and pant. "Fuck, that was hot."

"Face it, you and Lilith corrupted us." Yohko told him, while smirking. "And we all know that you let Miko have fun with your female form from time to time."

Ranma blushed lightly and gave her a dirty look. "It happens less often than you think it does." He huffed and walked into the castle, where he was greeted by Mittelt. "Hey, what's up?" He asked with a wave.

Mittelt had a bit of a conflicted look on her face. "Hey, I've been trying to increase the amount of wings I have, but I've been having trouble. I'm not sure if I should do something more crazy than creating anti-matter arrows or not."

"Well, if that's the case, we're going to have everyone in the peerage here soon." Ranma told her and she nodded, "I'll see what can be done."

Bulleta grinned and blushed as a thought came to her. "Maybe there's a way you can fuck her into getting stronger?"

Yohko giggled getting in on it. "Oh man, I could just see it too." She grabbed Bulleta and leaned over the shorter blonde. "Hey, baby," she said in a low-pitch tone of voice, "how about I inject some of my power into you?"

"Oh no!" Bulleta mock-gasped in a high-pitched voice. "I'm terrified of needles!"

"Don't worry," Yohko said, still using her fake male voice, "I don't need needles, but I'll use a hot, beefy, injection instead."

Both Ranma and Mittelt sweat-dropped as they watched Bulleta and Yohko act out an incredibly cheesy and nearly pornographic scenario. "...Am I that bad?" Ranma asked Mittelt.

"No, you actually discourage us." Mittelt told him. "But, if there was a way to do that..." She blushed and poked her fingers together. "At least it would be enjoyable."

Ranma shook his head. "I don't know of any way to do that..." He trailed off as a thought came to him. "...I bet I know someone who does though."

"HUH?!" Yohko, Bulleta and Mittelt all gawked in surprise.

"Okay, there MIGHT be a way..." Ranma told them, "the guy who taught me and Lilith magic, he was from a reality where they have a really weird magic system, if there's a way to use sex for that purpose, he'd probably know about it."

"...If there is," Yohko said as a blush came to her face, "well, at least it would make training more fun."

Ranma snorted at her. "I get stronger every time I have sex and let me tell you, it's not nearly as much of a boost as you think it is. But who knows?" He shrugged and walked off, thinking about it. A mental image of Bulleta, Ravel and Mittelt, all naked and on all fours in front of him with their bare asses pointed his way entered his mind and he mentally grimaced. 'Great, now I'm going to be horny all day.' Idly, he wondered what Atsuko and Nabiki were up to.

(-)

On Earth...

"Dang it!" Atsuko growled as she was wrapped up by tentacles and lifted into the air. "This won't work on me!" She yelled as she was surrounded by a firey aura that caused the tentacles that grabbed her to turn to ash. She then rushed forward and punched the tentacle monster in the body, lighting the whole thing on fire.

The amount of tentacle monsters and sex demons were starting to thin down, but Atsuko had seen dozens of people who had been raped by either tentacle monsters or by the Succubus demons that had been summoned to the world.

Well, some of the Succubi had actually, to her surprise, asked their victims before running off somewhere, saying that they wanted to keep their mate safe. "...I guess that's okay." She'd have to check on them after things had settled down, since she knew from her experiences with Lilith that Succubi both lacked some morals and the idea of restraint wasn't something that they knew very well.

A screen popped up near her and she looked to see Nabiki, who was somewhere else in the city. "Good news, the local monster hunters and magical girls should be able to handle the rest of this. Bad news, there's a few thousand people either dead or raped."

Atsuko winced at that. "And the worst news?"

"If this was just in Nerima, we could cover this up. It got out to other wards of Tokyo." Nabiki had an annoyed look on her face. "Anyway, I'll do what I can to cover this up, your folks are helping as well." She tapped a button in front of her. "Here, I sent you map of where all the Succubi who ran off with a willing partner."

Atsuko grimaced as the image was uploaded into her brain. "DANG IT! GIVE ME SOME WARNING! URGH! HEADACHE!" She yelled and gripped her head as she tried to shake it off. After a few minutes and taking a few breaths to recover from the sudden headache, Atsuko looked around and ran towards the nearest Succubi.

"Of course it's at a Love Hotel." Atsuko muttered and walked in.

"Hey!" The clerk yelled at Atsuko walked past her. "You need to pay!"

"I'm here on government business." Atsuko told the clerk. "Just checking in on a potential murder scene." Ignoring the clerk, Atsuko found the room that the Succubus and her partner were in before she saw the electronic lock and smirked as she put her hand on it. Her eyes seemingly had lines through them before a click was heard and she was able to open it up.

She wasn't surprised to see a Succubus with long, blue hair, a big ass and decent sized tits bouncing on the dick of some guy that looked like he was only a few years older than a high schooler. "Hey!" She called out and the Succubus turned to her, gasping in surprise.

"Lady Atsuko!" The Succubus said in surprise, though she didn't get off of her man as he was groaning and twitching. "What are you doing here?"

"Wondering if you're going to stop before you kill him." Atsuko told her.

"Huh?" The Succubus had a confused look on her face. "Why? Lord Ranma is human, or was, but he could go dozens of times a night."

"Most people aren't like Ranma." Atsuko told her. "Most guys can only handle three times a night at most before it starts to get hard to perform." She walked over to the Succubus, who was pouting and pulled her off of the man, who groaned as his dick slid free, and he was twitching and groaning in agony. "See?" She pointed at his face, which was sunken in. "He needs a few days to recover."

As she put the Succubus down, the Demon gasped in surprise. "I had no clue. I was just so hungry and I already made sure to have him knock me up, as per Lady Lilith's orders."

Atsuko pointed a finger at her. "I understand that, but you need to realize that humans are mostly fragile when it comes to this." She looked at the man, who was panting hard and raised an eyebrow. "By the way, nice choice."

"I know!" The Succubus grinned as she looked at the panting male. "He's cute, young, has lots of stamina and a nice dick! He's great!"

"Right," Atsuko nodded, "you need to give him a few days to recover, okay?" The Succubus looked at the man and nodded. "And you wait for him to make the first move."

"...Can I flirt with him?" She asked and Atsuko nodded.

"Yeah, he'll get turned on when he's recovered and then jump you. But you need to let him play with your body." The Succubus looked confused and Atsuko sighed. "I know that you're always wet and ready, but unless you want to accidentally kill him, have him play with your body until you cum at least twice, okay?"

"But, why?"

Atsuko poked the Succubus in the forehead. "Just so you don't try to kill him by accident, okay? Besides, there isn't a guy who isn't into girls who doesn't like a cute, loyal and sexy woman to stay with them."

"...Stay with him?" The Succubus asked in confusion. "Why?"

"Well, if you do, you'll have a constant source of food, so long as you don't kill him." Atsuko explained to her. "And, if you stay with him and don't kill him, then local magic girls and monster hunters are less likely to try and kill you."

"AH!" Her eyes widened and she nodded. "That's good, dying is bad!" Atsuko nodded and smiled, patting the naked Succubus on the shoulder. "Um, Lady Atsuko..." She fidgeted before hugging the pink-haired Devil. "Thank you."

Atsuko smiled at her. "There's one more advantage to staying with him." The Succubus made a confused sound and Atsuko giggled. "If you don't kill him, you can train him to be a skilled lover and maybe he'll be able to keep up with you." The Succubus nodded and let go of the hug. "Anyway, you should just lay down next to him."

The blue-haired Demon nodded and jumped into bed, hugging the man, who groaned and opened his eyes, smiling at her. "I heard everything." He said with a groan. "Thank you for saving my life, miss..." He winced softly. "Sorry, I'm too sore to think right now."

Atsuko nodded. "Just stay with her, you'll both be happy together and if needed," Atsuko pulled out a talisman, "use that, and someone will help you deal with her." She put it on the nightstand next to them, "or you should tie her up. Most Succubi like a bit of S&M play."

Atsuko waved them off and took off to other locations. Thankfully she was able to stop most of the Succubi from accidentally killing their partners by accident.

There were a few that had to be dealt with, as they had given into their instincts and she had come across more than a few dead bodies as a result.

"No wonder Ranma doesn't want Yasaka or Kunou in Makai until after the atmosphere's fixed if this is what might happen to them." Atsuko muttered as she took care of the final Succubus. "...I need a shower."

She twitched as she realized that she was getting really horny too. "...I guess I'll be in there extra long tonight."

End Chapter 1