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If only I did.

Chapter 2

Standing at the edge of a park, Issei stood with Xenovia as both of them looked over to where Irina was talking to some girls who, to his and Xenovia's shock, were actual magical girls. They all had different colors on their outfits, but the fact that they all showed up at the same time and wore similar outfits was enough of a clue that they were actual magical girls.

The thing that was most disturbing was that they had attacked him with hardly any warning. Sure, he had been in his Scale Mail armor, thus he was able to keep himself safe, but it was rude as hell to have that happen!

"Most magical girls are a pain in the ass to deal with. Most of them shoot first and don't ask questions if you have any evil power in you."

"I thought Ranma's warnings about magical girls was made up." Issei muttered and Xenovia shook her head and sighed softly. "How's it going?" He asked as he looked towards Irina, who was a couple of blocks away from them.

Irina was talking adamantly to the group with her wings out. "Yes, I'm an Angel from Heaven." She told the one who looked more serious than the others.

"And them?" The serious one asked while pointing at Issei and Xenovia. "They feel evil to me."

"Ah, well..." Irina trailed off as she tried to explain their specific situation. "While they are Devils, they aren't evil. The blue-haired girl is my closest friend and we used to hunt monsters down in Europe that tried to hurt humanity."

"...What about the other one?"

Irina blushed while smiling. "He's my husband."

"Really?!" One of the girls said with an excited tone in her voice. "But you're an Angel, how can you be allowed to marry a Devil?"

"Well, he's not the same as older Devils." Irina told them. "He's someone who, if you get his loyalty and friendship, will go to the Abyss to save you and slaughter his way through anyone who hurts you."

One of the magical girls looked at Issei and Xenovia and then at Irina. "I want to trust you." The others all sighed and groaned in dismay, but didn't argue. "Please understand that we've had... Lots of bad experiences with people who have magical energy like those two."

Irina nodded at them. "I understand, a friend of mine warned us about this."

"Alright, we should go and make sure that there's not other problems going on." The tallest one said and the magical girls all nodded before jumping up high and seemingly disappearing.

Irina shook her head and walked over to where Issei and Xenovia were at. "You two heard everything?"

"Yeah," Issei said to her. "I'm... Kind of surprised that they would listen to you."

"Yeah, the way Ranma put it, I'd swear they'd shoot first and not stop until we were toast." Xenovia said with a disturbed look, "I don't want to have to fight a group of girls like that to the death."

Irina tapped her chin, "maybe they still have hope for their enemies to not be so bad?" She suggested and shrugged at the looks she got. "Anyway, Issei," she blushed and fidgeted, "can we hurry up, please? Some tentacle slime got on me and..."

Xenovia sighed softly and started to walk off. "I'll head back to Kuoh on my own then and..." She trailed off as Irina grabbed her sleeve. "What?"

Irina was blushing hard. "You know that the rules for Angels was changed, right?" She said and looked at Issei. "Since I married someone who has a harem, it... It's okay to have fun with both of you, so long as Issei's there with me."

"R-really?" Issei asked, gawking and Irina nodded. "...What's not allowed?"

"...So long as you don't use my butt and you finish inside of me in an attempt to conceive..." Irina fidgeted and squirmed as she let go of Xenovia's sleeve. "Almost anything goes. Apparently Lilith set it up so hands, tongues and mouths are all considered... Um, foreplay and that's allowed so... And so long as you don't boost too high, I probably won't get pregnant, so..."

The next thing Irina and Xenovia knew, Issei was glowing red and was in his Scale Mail armor before grabbing both of them, tossing both of them over his shoulder as he immediately rushed off to find a love hotel.

(-)

Meanwhile...

"Where are we?" A voice asked as they entered the room. It was a large conference room.

"Because," a new person said as they appeared in the room, sitting in one of the chairs, "it's time for you to meet the people that you'll be working with, dear Angels, Devils and Fallen." The familiar-looking silver-haired man grinned at the people who walked in.

"Puck..." Another voice said as a Raven landed in a chair next to Puck, before changing back into a bronze-skinned man, "it's been too long."

"Raven!" Puck chuckled. "These are some..."

"I know," Raven told him with a nod and looked at the few who were sitting down, "is this all?"

"Not quite," Puck chuckled and looked over as he saw a man with black and yellow hair walk into the room, "ah, Crom Cruach, I'm glad you could make it."

"And who is that?" One of the Devils in the room asked as they looked at the short person behind Crom Cruach.

The short person was wearing a large, hooded cloak that was gray with black stripes over their body, covering them completely, though the face was partially visible, being of a fair complexion. The person looked at the Devil who asked and sneered and looked ready to attack had Raven, who appeared behind them, not put a hand on their shoulder.

"Now, now, calm down, I know your problem, but there's..." Raven trailed off as a surge of power filled the room that was so intense that even Crom Cruach took notice. Puck and Raven both turned to the head of the conference table and stood up as three people appeared there.

The first that drew all attention was a tall man with green skin, long, white hair and an expression that somehow was annoyed, dismissive and incredibly intense all at the same time. He was wearing green robes that had golden colors and others seemingly embroidered into the design to give it a regal look.

The person next to him was a woman who was almost as tall as him with long, dark hair, eyes that showed nothing but amusement and disdain at the same time, her skin was green, just like the man's but it was a brighter shade of green. She was wearing a purple dress that hugged her curves, showing off her rather impressive bust to everyone who looked at her, while still showing off her shapely thighs.

The final person was a woman who was a bit shorter than the other two, wearing a red and brown robe that covered her body, yet still showed plenty of regality to it. Her skin was a dark purple, her eyes were dark and showed off a look of annoyance to anyone who looked at her, her blonde hair was short, though she had long bangs in the front.

What was terrifying to everyone who didn't know them was the amount of power that seemed to pulsate from the three of them. What made it worse, it felt like the very air itself was pulsating with each breath they took.

"Lord Oberon," Puck said as he bowed to the man, "Lady Titania," he said as he bowed to the woman with green skin, "Queen Mab," he bowed again to the final woman, "we were not expecting you three to come to this world."

"Puck," Oberon said with a voice that was distant, yet annoyed at the same time, "the mere fact that I have come from our realm here is unrelated to whatever you are doing."

"Interesting." Crom Cruach grinned as he started walking forward, "I haven't felt beings as strong as you since I killed those Gods all those years ago."

Oberon narrowed his eyes at Crom, who got up on the table and started running towards him. "Kneel, lizard." He held up his right hand, which glowed and Crom suddenly found himself grunting as his body refused to move, forcing him to his knees. "Begone." With a flick of his wrist, Crom was sent flying across the conference room and through a wall into the hallway. "Will there be any other annoyances or shall we begin this meeting?"

"Lord Oberon," Raven began, ignoring what just happened a few moments ago, "might this humble one inquire as to why you, personally, have come?"

Oberon sighed dramatically, "personal business, I'm afraid. However, it seems that the target of my personal business is close to that brat who dared to send his Vampiric teacher to taunt us into creating a fixed version of his cursed sword."

"...You're upset about being taunted?" One of the Fallen Angels asked in surprise. "That's it?"

"Were it merely him taunting us, I might have allowed it to pass." Oberon told the Fallen Angel. "However, what truly angers me is using someone to pretend to be a sprite for the purposes of entertainment!"

"...Are you talking about that actress who's playing a sprite for the newest season of Mahou Shoujo Levia-tan?" One of the Devils asked and Oberon growled as the power in the room increased, causing the chairs to explode.

"Now dear," Titania said as she gently squeezed his arm. "Calm yourself." As the power calmed down, she looked at the Devil who asked the question, "yes. You may not think of it as much, but after taunting some of our servants to get his sword repaired, he had the audacity to include a Fae knock-off for the purposes of entertainment. Such an insult must be dealt with personally."

"Lord Oberon, if that's the case," Puck said while kneeling, "allow us to handle him. We have teamed up with several of the Grand Alliance to bring forth our ultimate..."

"Be quiet!" Queen Mab snapped at Puck, "Oberon, Titania and I are not here for that. We know that you children are more than enough for that, we are here to collect someone that I thought I lost."

Oberon had a disgruntled look on his face, "apparently mother recently remembered that she had a child with a human awhile ago and we must collect her child."

"Alfea." Queen Mab told Oberon, "my daughter's name is Alfea."

"Yes, yes." Oberon nodded, "we must collect her." He looked up as Crom Cruach walked back in, only slightly scuffed up, "do you have another reason for being here, lizard?"

Crom's golden eye was glowing as he grinned at Oberon. "The fact that you're this strong, it makes my blood boil. I want to fight you."

"It would not be a fight," Oberon told him, "as powerful as you are, you are nothing to me."

Crom Cruach had a wide grin on his face. "I can't wait to tear you apart and prove you wrong."

The two stared at each other as the air itself started to get filled with a suffocating amount of power.

There was a clapping sound and the power cut off as they turned their attention to Titania. "Might I suggest that you work with these children?" Titania asked Crom Cruach as she gestured to the other Fae in the room. "Should you do so, perhaps my husband will entertain you with an actual fight, instead of simply destroying you? We Fae do like entertainment after all."

"Very well," Oberon said with a nod, "for now, we shall observe before we make our move."

Oberon, Titania and Queen Mab all disappeared in a flutter of wind.

"Boy," Raven looked at Crom Cruach and smirked, "you got lucky."

End Chapter 2

I can neither confirm nor deny who that magical girl group was.