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Chapter 11

Sekima grinned as he finished another session with Maria. "That was wonderful dear."

Maria chuckled as she looked at the love of her life. Sure, he was a gray-skinned Demon who commanded tentacle monsters, but he was her gray-skinned Demon who commanded tentacle monsters. She smiled and reached up to caress his face. "Ever since that day where I was captured by the interloper, you've been fucking me five times a day. Are you that threatened by the fact that I slept with that young man?"

Sekima grimaced, he knew, better than anyone, that his lovely wife would see right through his pride. "I can't help but be nervous. Someone who has the powers of Asmodeus and a Succubus for a mate, especially the Succubus Queen of Makai herself, would make any Shikima nervous and worried that they were going to be thrown away."

"Nonsense." Maria smiled at him as she sat up and hugged his large body. "Your dick is bigger than his."

"To be fair," Sekima chuckled, "I doubt anyone is as big as me."

"Excuse me." A low-ranking Shikima said as it walked into their private bedchambers. "King Sekima, you have a call from the King of Makai." Both Sekima and Maria had dubious looks on their faces. "Ah... A screen appeared in the throne room and he was asking for you."

"Oh good, because we don't have a phone." Sekima said as he got up and willed some pants over his legs. He didn't mind being naked, but he supposed that it was rude to be nude after fucking his wife when dealing with other rulers. "Hello," Sekima said as he walked into his throne room where the giant screen showed Ranma's face. "It's been awhile."

"Yeah," Ranma nodded, "hey..."

"Hi, daddy!" Miko suddenly appeared on the screen and pushed Ranma out of the way, "I'm doing fine."

"Ah, Miko!" Sekima smiled a toothy grin. "Has he been treating my little girl right? Should I try a raid to get you back?"

Miko giggled while smiling happily. "No, that's fine. But there's something we need from you." At Sekima's nod, she explained the situation to him and he nodded.

"I certainly do have the ingredients needed that you used to fight the Mahoroba, but if these Fae are that much stronger than the Mahoroba, I doubt it will be much help."

"Any help is better than none." Ranma told him.

"You do realize that the potion activates by sexual fluid, yes?" Sekima told him. "And even though I have it, I'm not going to give it to you willingly."

"I know," Ranma said with a sigh, "what do you want?"

"My daughter." Sekima told him. "If you want this, you need to give up my daughter and let her be free. Agree and I'll have the potion ready for you."

"Not for me, but for my friends, you'll need at least ten."

Sekima grimaced and shook his head. "I can't get that much. At best, I can get five, maybe six."

Ranma sighed and nodded, "it'll have to do. Fine, how long will it take?"

"A day, maybe two days." Sekima told him and smiled. "Don't worry, Miko, soon you'll be home with daddy."

Miko just smiled and waved as the screen turned off.

Back on Earth, Ranma looked at Miko, who was giddy. "You really are a daddy's girl, huh?" He asked with all the screens turned off.

"Hey, he's a good father." Miko protested, "though he never came to school during parent-teacher meetings."

Ranma, Miko and Yasaka all had an image of a child Miko in pre-school and Sekima showing up to talk to the teachers with Miko looking roughed up and pouty because she had gotten a fight in school.

"...That image is hilarious and I wish it had happened." Yasaka said with a giggle.

Ranma frowned in confusion as a thought came to him and he pulled out his cellphone and tapped on it a few times. "Huh, okay." He put his phone away, to the confusion of Yasaka and Miko. "Just checking something is all. We've got a couple of days, so I'm going to head to Kuoh and talk to Azazel about getting something."

"...Can I ask why you gave me up so easily?" Miko asked him as she stood up as well. "You haven't been a horrible person to be indebted to, and you even forgave me for what I did to you."

"I mostly accepted you being a maid because Lilith insisted." Ranma told her and he scratched his cheek at the look of suspicion she gave him. "Well, okay, part of me was angry with you and wanted some petty revenge. Besides, you look good in a maid outfit."

She smirked and nodded. "Okay, so should I head back or..?"

Ranma looked at Yasaka, who nodded. "You can stay here, just don't... You know."

The next thing Ranma knew, he got a shoe to his face while Miko blushed hard. "I'M NOT THAT MUCH OF A PERVERT, YOU JERK!"

He chuckled and disappeared in a black flash as he teleported to Kuoh.

(-)

Meanwhile...

"Giving them time before they face Lord Oberon?" Raven said as he and the Nekoshou appeared in front of Puck, who was lounging back and relaxing. "That seems unlike you."

"This one simply does not wish to be bored." Puck answered back. "Allowing them to gather whatever advantage they can get only makes the game more interesting." He looked at the Nekoshou. "Puck noticed that one failed in her objective. Perhaps it's time we called the Cat Sith to ferry your spirits to the other world?"

The Nekoshou took a trembling step back when she bumped into Raven, who put his hands on her shoulders. "W-wait! Lord Puck! Please! We still need to get revenge on Kuroka for causing all of our deaths."

"Ah..." Puck sighed and shook his head. "Constant attacks for revenge are boring. Eventually one must ask if it's easier to simply kill the annoyance rather than allow it to keep living." A glowing cat appeared next to Puck and he smiled while the Nekoshou teared up and trembled. "Now, now, you're already dead, what does it matter if all of you get purified and sent to the next world?"

"N-NOOOO!" The Nekoshou screamed as the Cat Sith pounced.

(-)

In Kuoh...

Azazel sighed as he handed Ranma the two items he requested. "I completely disagree with this."

Ranma nodded as he put the items away. "Listen, if I don't need them, then I don't need them, but I don't trust Puck not to have something there. Besides, if there are Angels, Devils or Fallen who are in the same class as you or Serafall, then I'm fucked if there's a lot of them. And what if there's any Super Devils?"

"You think it will be a problem?" Azazel asked and Ranma sighed. "You don't know?"

"Wasn't the reason that Kuroka became a criminal because her first master wanted to use her sister in an experiment to create Super Devils?" Ranma asked Azazel.

"And from what Bennia told us, Hades was working on something similar." Azazel wanted to go to whereve Hades had those experiments going on and smash them, but reports had come back saying that most of Hades' experiments were missing and couldn't be found. "I get what you're saying, but going alone is suicide."

Ranma smirked at him. "Who said that I was going alone? I've got a few ideas in my head."

Azazel gave him a flat stare. "I believe that the exact words were no one who was a family member, ally, mentor or servant could go with you."

Ranma nodded as he walked away from Azazel. "Yep. I know. But you know... That only applies to people, not objects. And besides," he smirked as a magic sigil formed at his feet, "rules which cannot be broken can surely be bent."

(-)

Two days later...

Ranma and Miko walked out of a teleportation circle. Around them, the landscape of the Shikima realm was as foreboding as ever. "We're at the meeting point." Ranma said and looked up as Sekima, his wife, Maria and two others. "Aren't those your friends Yaku and Fubuki?"

"And there's Nin Nin." Miko smiled in delight. "Anyway, I guess this is where we split up, huh?" She asked and Ranma nodded. The next thing he knew, she pulled him into a hug. "Thanks, for everything." She said before kissing him on the lips and walking over to where her father was. "I'll see you again."

Ranma chuckled and nodded as the blond-haired, flat-chested girl, Fubuki, walked over to him and handed him several vials. "So this is the potion?" He asked as he looked at it.

"Yep." She nodded, her shoulder-length, wavy hair bobbing as she did so. "It works best when mixed with a woman's sexual fluids, but it's not needed. Then you need to rub it on your naked bodies."

Ranma chuckled as he put the vial away. "I can just imagine the reactions my friends will have when I tell them that." He smirked and turned to walk away.

"Hang on a second." Fubuki said and Ranma looked back at her. "What was the real reason you took Miko in? Surely you couldn't have been that mad at her for what happened, right?"

Ranma chuckled at the question. "When Lilith suggested that we needed more maids, I thought it was a good way to get back at her for what she did without doing any real harm."

"...You're a petty one, aren't you?" Fubuki gave him a calculating look. "Would you have let her go if you didn't need help?"

"In a couple of years." Ranma answered her. "Then again, maybe I'd keep her around as a babysitter, who knows?" He shrugged and walked off, waving goodbye. "When this is over, you and your friends are always welcome to come to my castle."

"What? You want to die or something?" Fubuki asked and Ranma looked back at her and smirked.

"Nah, but I find ninjas are the most fun to spar with. You guys aren't bothered by the idea of unfair fights."

"Any ninja that fights fairly is a dead one or a fool." Fubuki shot back and Ranma nodded, waving as a magic sigil formed under his feet before traveling up his body as he teleported out of the Shikima realm.

(-)

In Kuoh...

Ranma waited outside of Issei's home for someone to answer after knocking on the door. Thankfully it only took a few moments for someone to come to the door. "Hey." Ranma waved to Issei as he walked inside. "Here." He said as he handed Issei the vials he was carrying.

"So this is what we need to rescue Asia?" Issei asked as he looked at them.

"Yep." Ranma nodded, "I dunno how effective it will be for resisting those three, but every little bit helps, right?" Ranma asked as Issei nodded while handing the vials off to Xenovia, Irina, Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Yukiko and Rossweisse. "By the way..." The others looked at him and Ranma gave them a wide smile while holding up his left finger, "the best way to power these up is to mix them with sexual fluids."

"HUH?!"

Ranma chuckled at their shocked and baffled expressions. "That's what I was told. Well, specifically it has to be female sexual fluids. Anyway, the ingredients come from a realm where the tentacle monsters call their tentacles "roots of lust" after all."

"Please tell me that you're joking!" Irina yelled and Ranma sighed, losing all humor in his expression. "You're not?"

"No, I'm not. You also have to rub that stuff all over your bodies." Ranma told them and turned to leave. "Sorry, not much I can do about it. Then after you mix the sexual fluids in with the potion, you need to rub the potion over your naked bodies." He chuckled as he felt the disbelief that everyone had. "I didn't write the rules on how this stuff works."

After Ranma left, the entire group was looking at the vials and each other while blushing hard.

"NNNGH! FINE!" Xenovia yelled as she yanked her shirt up and off of her, causing her breasts to bounce free. "If it's for Asia, I'll do it!"

"Same here." Akeno said as she got naked, as did Koneko and Rias.

"There's a first time for everything." Yukiko muttered as she stripped out of her clothes as well.

Rossweisse was blushing hard as she stripped down as well.

"That's all well and good for you!" Irina yelled while blushing, "but in case you forgot, I want to help too, but I can't do anything to help like you all can, so..." She stopped screaming as Issei grabbed her hand. "Issei?"

"Don't worry." Issei smiled at her. "We'll make sure that there's enough to cover your body so you can help as well."

Irina was as red as a tomato and turned away as the others started to try and work themselves into a lather. "I am going to go to the roof, please get me when you're ready for the next part."

After Irina left, Rias looked at Issei in confusion. "How come you didn't just offer to have sex with her?"

Issei groaned and slapped his hand against his head. "I wasn't thinking."

"Whatever, perv." Koneko said. "Get over here and help me out." The nude Nekoshou said as her cat ears twitched.

(-)

Irina paced along the roof, eventually being joined by Gasper and even Bennia, both of whom wanted to help Asia out in some way.

Eventually Koneko popped her head up on the roof. She was blushing, but looked at them flatly. "It's ready, but there might not be enough if all of us go."

Bennia tapped her chin. "It might be best if a couple of us stayed back to watch over Ikusu, too, don't you think?"

"Good point." Koneko nodded. "Get your butts inside and we'll talk about it."

(-)

Rias sighed as she looked at Gasper, Rossweisse and Bennia. "You three can handle watching Ikusu for a few hours, right?" They nodded and she sighed again. "If you need help, don't hestitate to call my parents, okay?"

"Be careful." Gasper said and Issei nodded as he and the girls all disappeared. "They'll be okay, won't they?"

"If we had more of the vials, I would have gone with them." Rossweisse said as she had a somber look on her face. "I wanted to save Asia too, but none of them would be deterred."

"...Good luck." Bennia whispered softly.

End Chapter 11