Hello, mortals and sinners!
So I want to make a few notes here. First of all, this story will take place after the events of the anime. Second, the Gainax ending where Panty is cut into 666 pieces and Stocking reveals herself to be a demon...never happened. I mean, this was Gainax we're talking about. They're known for making their endings nonsensical and confusing at best. And the ending is...how should I put it...heavily conflicting with the storyline.
This will allow for Mistress H to begin her reign as Daten City's new mayor who begins her conquest a la the New Order Nation as seen in Revolution X, where MUSIC IS THE WEAPON! DON'T GIVE UP!
Which will occur since months have passed after Archon and Solrus have now aged up to high school levels due to training. At this time, going forward, Archon is 15 and Solrus is 16, yeah these two even though they're an angel and demon (or succubus in this case) age. However, once they reach status of 20s, they age slower since not only they originate in Anthrax, but their species is different. So that just like the Anarchies and maybe the Daemon sisters, they can somehow look young despite their age.
Also I will mention, from here on out, this is where the vulgarity comes in. So, reader discretion is advised.
Okay, enough stalling, let's make evil repent!
*cue Panty and Stocking intro*
(Theme for Panty and Stocking - Hoshina Anniversary)
Chapter 2: Princes and Princesses of the Universe
Months later...
During the time spent in the other dimension in Daten City, Sandalphon and Emer had kept them safe from harm. During that time, many battles had been going on between the Anarchy angels and the forces of darkness. Very recently, there was a battle of Biblical proportions as its mayor, Corset...which Sandalphon felt the name sounded ridiculous...tried to unlock the gates of Hell and unleash the monsters in the world referred to as Ghosts, to take over the world.
To Sandy, it sounded way too familiar to Nyarlathotep since it's the exact same thing he is trying to do.
Luckily, the light that is the Anarchies, have defeated and destroyed Corset with the divine intervention of their mother, which appeared to be a weird interpretation of God. But not before the Anarchies were expelled from Heaven again after maxing out the credit card of Daten's reverend, Garterbelt.
While the Anarchies have continued their indulgences and adventures in slaying Ghosts, meanwhile, Archon and Solrus had continued their training and checking out the world's culture that was seen.
Since the two were an angel and demon respectively, Solrus being a succubus, they learned that in this realm, angels and demons can transform the garments they have that they are equipped with into weapons. Archon was gifted with two wristbands that turn into tonfas and Solrus was granted holsters that turn into sawn-off shotguns. They even gave names: Archon gave the tonfas the names of Hokuto and Shinken and Solrus named her shotgun Mercury named after a particular rock star.
For months, they have trained their minds, bodies, and souls to prepare for the possibility of Mistress H and Nyarlathotep arriving from Anthrax to begin searching for their mother. This had allowed them to evolve in both spirit and age rapidly to what they are now as teens.
See, in Anthrax, for some of the angels and demons, the growth is more akin to butterfly or moth. Infant angels or demons were like the larva, the kid phase like cocoons, and then the teen or adult phase as the imago phase. And in this case, Solrus and Archon were the teen variants.
On free times, based on the names that the two gave their weapons, they grew intrigued with the stuff the world has made. For example: the world had its fair share of heavy metal music that had been made years before. Archon had developed an interest from things originating from the 80s and 90s: video games, music, TV shows, cartoons, and anime. Even more so when Emer was training him, he began learning all those karate moves from the things he saw on TV.
As for Solrus, her mindset was that on action films. And the fact that months later, she would evolve into a full-grown succubus. With this in mind, she learned to become both a cowboy and a femme fatale. This allows her to use her sex appeal and seduction to get the kills and attack when a foe's guard is down. Also she learned she form her tail to the length of a snake. This allows her to use her tail like a lasso. She practiced often and continued to perfect it.
And now, for the first time, it was time for Archon and Solrus, to explore this new world by themselves. But they weren't alone. Emer had graced them with a pet sidekick which resembled a cross between something out of Gremlins and Critters. Even Archon couldn't help but crack up. So much so that they gave it a name: Ugglee, in reference to the bounty hunters from the films.
What Archon noticed was that on the back was a sort of zipper, which Sandy and Emer warned to not pull on it...at least not yet.
Finally, they set out into the world, with Ugglee on Archon's shoulder, chittering all the while.
For their uniforms, Archon wore a sort of white shirt and jacket with a tie, a white fedora, white pants, and black wristbands on his hands. Solrus for the moment wore a T-shirt that bared her red midriff, a torn hole in her right leg pant, three belts, a spiked kneepad, cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat.
They entered into the city of Little Tokyo. Their first order of business was to begin their search for Panty and Stocking.
As they finally entered the central area of Daten City, they were discussing their plans.
"The question is, would they be willing to?" Solrus asked.
"To be honest, I'm not sure. They'll probably ask along the lines of say, what's in it for them," Archon answered, "Plus, we should know if they are the genuine article."
Solrus began to think, "Ah had an idea in mind," she replied.
"Yeah?" Archon asked.
"What if we were to say, challenge them to a showdown?" the succubus cowgirl answered. Archon looked at her as if she was crazy, "Now hear me out for a minute. We would disguise ourselves as a pair of villains and then challenge them to a roundabout."
"Well, if we go through with it, we'll need to disguise ourselves. Oh, that and we need to know exactly where the Anarchies currently reside," the angel advised.
Solrus nodded. They decided to first ask for directions and wherever the Anarchy angels reside in. After several minutes, they had their answer. In the district of Celetubby Hill, amongst the affluent neighborhood, there is a church, where also the reverend known as Garterbelt lives as well. Next, they decided to find stuff for their disguise and then a sheet of paper to send a message to any passing by mailmen.
On the rooftops of a building they wall kicked up to, a skill learned from Emer, they began constructing makeshift costumes, even if, as Archon would put it, the disguise would look shitty. Solrus chuckled, "Oops, looks like Emer really got you swearing," she laughed.
With the costumes finished, they named their disguised egos as Kennethtron and Striker. Afterwards, they snuck behind a mailtruck and inserted the message into the driver seat, with it being the mail going towards its destination, the Celetubby Hill Church.
At the church...
Lightning had struck at the church. But it didn't damage the church but a green, dog-like creature with zippers for ears and a tail. It charred the thing and a priest with an afro smacked the creature with a gavel and a piece of paper spat out of it's mouth with the words, "Infestation," on it.
The creature was yapping it's name: Chuck. And the one who received a mandate from Heaven was a priest with an oversized afro. This was the reverend priest of the church, Garterbelt.
He then stood at the alter and closed a Bible book, which ended up bringing two individuals who were on a couch.
"What the fuck, Garter? I was in the middle of my sex dream!" snarled a blonde woman. She had her nude body covered in a blanket. She had long, spiky blonde hair and blue eyes. This was the lustful angel who had accomplished her goal of having sex with a thousand men, Panty Anarchy.
The second angel was a goth who wore a black dress with white frills, her waist tied in a dark blue bow, black slippers, and she wore long blue and black socks. She was seen munching on a candy bar. In her other hand was a cat plush of some sort. This was the gluttonous and gothic angel (and not a demon) Stocking Anarchy.
These were the Anarchy Sisters who had been kicked out of Heaven for bad behavior and after having maxed out Garter's credit card, and have returned to Daten for another adventure in sex, sugar, and ghost busting.
A white ladder was lowered and Garterbelt pulled on it, showing a white board showing the situation of the mandate.
"Angels, we have a mandate! There have been reports of an infestation of what appear to be demonic, giant, dog-sized, man-eating rats that had been capturing people and taking them to their lair to feast on for later. I don't think I need to mention that there could be a ghost at work, but I'm going to anyway. Angels, what you're seeing could only be the work of a ghost!" Garterbelt instructed.
"Ugh, now we're dealing with rats now? God, they are just ugly looking and they're pretty much made for the sewers," Panty groaned.
"Not to mention the ones that were involved with the plague," Stocking snarked.
"Oh and before I forget, I just received this. I'm not sure whether those Demon sisters are up to their old tricks or another group of sinners is at work, but I received this message," Garterbelt said, showing them a message. It read:
To whom it may concern,
If you receive this note, then we are the new invaders of Daten City, Kenneth and Striker. Oppose us if you dare.
- Kenneth and Striker
"Kenneth and Striker. Sounds like a bunch of try hards who want to replace Corset," Stocking noted, munching on her candy bar.
"Ooh, I wonder if one of them is a hot guy just waiting for little ol moi~," Panty expressed, drooling at the notion.
Stocking just rolled her eyes.
With that said, whoever these two were, it seemed they could be the ones who created the ghost rats. So they jumped into a pink Hummer with Chuck with them and sped off. The Hummer was called See Through.
Near what appeared to be a marshland near the entrance to a sewers, Archon and Solrus were walking on the sidewalk which had the place in plain view. "Do ya think they got the message?" Solrus asked.
"I hope so," Archon said. They were dressed in their villainous disguise, "Also, Kenneth? Really? That just sounded like an ordinary guy's name than Striker,"
"To be honest, we're kinduh on borrowed time here, and it's only a matter of time before Mistress H and her cronies begin to come here. We need all the help we can get," Solrus suggested.
The sound of a roaring engine came and the two hid in a bush. The noise stopped and the angel peeked through to see the pink Hummer which was top down. It was then he saw what they were looking for.
Archon had a mischievous grin on his face and looked at his sister, "Well...not sure why there in the marsh lands, but fuck it, you know. It's pretty convenient," he said. He then realized that he swore again and facepalmed, "Ah dammit," he cursed.
With the sisters, Panty and Stocking were at the scene. Panty was dressed in a dark red dress, wore dark red heels, and dark red earrings. She put her hands on her nose as the stench of the sewers began to grate on her, "I wish we didn't have to come here. I feel like I'm gonna hurl," she groaned.
"Please don't," Stocking said as she looked around. She wondered if this was the lair the demon rats could be in.
Suddenly, a ball of fur came rolling forward and stopped inches from them. Ugglee chittered, which caught Chuck's attention. And then the Anarchies.
"What the fuck is that thing?" Panty questioned. She then removed her panties, and then in a flash of white and blue, changed into a handgun called Backlace. She fired several times at the thing, but it curled into a ball and dodged the shots. Stocking also tried to slice it in half after removing her stockings and transforming them into katanas called Stripes I & II.
"You think it's one of those ratfucks that Garter warned us about, Stockin'?" Panty asked.
Stocking looked closer, "No. It doesn't look the part. Looks more like a gremlin," she noted.
Ugglee chittered and giggled before pointing at behind them. Confused, the sisters turned and saw two figures. Both of them were in trench coats, tunics, and gas masks to hide their faces. The one that looked like a cowgirl was carrying a boombox. She gently set it down and pressed play. A song began to play from the speakers as the two began walking towards the Anarchies.
(Deep Silent Complete - Nightwish)
Panty had a look of confusion as she saw the two pass by them. Both the figures were humming the vocals that were heard. Stocking tilted her head. The figures then turned to them and hummed the vocals that sounded almost equivalent to a siren.
And then without warning, the two formed weapons from a wristband and holsters respectively as a pair of tonfas and dual sawn-off shotguns as the guitar suddenly blared through the boombox speakers. "Kenneth" went at Stocking while "Striker" went at Panty.
It was tonfa against katanas and a gun fight between Panty and "Striker"
"Kenneth" blocked each slash with his tonfas and sent a jumping uppercut to Stocking, sending her into the air.
"Striker" was in a gunfight with Panty as was blasting away at her with Backlace, "Who the fuck are these guys?" Panty exclaimed.
Ugglee was even using Chuck as a punching bag before turning into a ball and then squashing him flat.
Both tonfas and katanas clashed as "Kenneth" and Stocking stared each other down, "Are you the ones who made those ghosts?" Stocking asked.
"Wouldn't you like to know?" "Kenneth" snarked. Stocking noticed that the tonfas had the exact same glow as her and Panty's weapons. She looked at "Striker" who was wrestling Panty to the ground and engaging in a sort of catfight, "Did Satan decide to have someone sweet talk you to his side?" Stocking asked.
"Kenneth" thought for a minute, "Perhaps you could say that," he said. Shit, we need to keep this disguise up before we drop them, he thought.
"Striker" was choking Panty in a chokehold with her tail. But before she could go further, the blonde angel sideswiped her with her feet and then shot the demon cowboy. Well, I'll give her this. She knows how to tango, the demoness thought.
In the corner completely hidden, a figure with light green eyes was eyeing the fighting going on, "Fast-ener,"
"Kenneth" was pushed back by the force of Stocking's swords and slid away from her, blocking her slashes with his tonfas. Stocking combined her katanas into a whirlwind of death and leaped at him. This sent the angel flying.
Stocking wasn't the only one who noticed the coloring of their weapons. Panty noticed that "Striker's" shotguns had the coloring from another source, "Hey, Stockin'? Is it just me or does the weapon on this cowgirl hoe-bag look familiar?" Panty asked.
"Same with the other. He has the same weapon color as ours," Stocking told her sister. She removed her panties and gave them to Panty. Even "Kenneth" was confused.
Panty then did something that the cowgirl demon didn't see coming. Panty combined her panties which was also a handgun and it turned into a shotgun, "Huh? You can do that?!" "Striker" cried before a shot got her in the shoulder and sent her flying as well.
"Kenneth" ran to his sister and helped her up. They then whispered to each other's ears.
"You alright, sister?" "Kenneth" asked.
"Yeah. I got hit in the shoulder, but I'll live. She didn't hit any vital organs," "Striker" said.
"I think they're almost on to us. What should we do?" "Kenneth" whispered.
"Knew that would happen. But from what we have gathered, they seem to be stronger united. And...how come Emer Copia didn't mention us combining our clothing into weapons?" "Striker" whispered.
"Kenneth" then noticed that the Anarchies were bantering. And...was Panty talking about someone she had diddled?
"Kay, is it just me or are these angels exactly what Emer mentioned? Being all vulgar. Not just from swearing, the blonde one must be a complete alley cat," "Kenneth" told her sister.
"And the other must be a sugar addict. As in candy mind you," "Striker" replied.
"But...I think we need to give it one more clash to prove they're the real deal!" "Kenneth" commanded before standing up, "Hey! We're not through yet! Consider that a little breather! Now...give it your all!" he said, crashing his fists holding his tonfas together.
"And uh...could you teach us that move you did later on?" "Striker" asked.
"Oh, was wondering what you two assholes were whispering about. But we'll give you a workout you'll never forget!" Panty challenged.
"Likewise, barrel boarding bitches!" "Striker" shouted.
The two charged at each other and both their weapons clashed, resulting in a shockwave that rocketed the entire area. It showed that against the odds, the Anarchies had beaten them. Their disguise was now in ruins and they laid on the rocky shores near the shallow pools.
Panty then walked over and pointed Backlace into the angel's face, "Well...that felt good," he said.
"You serious? Don't tell me you're another Stocking," Panty spat.
"Stocking? Do I look like a goth to you?" said the angel, looking at Stocking, "No offense."
"Some taken," Stocking snarked.
"Well, the disguises our off. Blazes," the demon cowgirl cursed.
"Disguises? What, were you just creepy fanboys who just wanted to pick a fight?" Stocking ribbed.
"And also...who are you, where did you get those weapons, and how do you know of us?" Panty asked.
"Creepy fanboys? No way! I mean we admired you since the day we arrived here and stuff, but we wouldn't stoop that low. The name's Archon, and that's my darling sister, Solrus," Archon introduced holding his fist out. Panty just gave him the finger, "Come on...anyone one of you, give me a little fist bump," he said.
Stocking did a little tap and Archon pulled his fist away, "Yeah, there we go. Now we're getting to know each other."
"Ah gotta ask, what the hell are ya'll two doing near a sewer? Is it like ya'lls hangout?" Solrus asked.
"What?! Why would our hangout be near a shithole like that?" Panty snarled.
"We're here because there's a ghost nearby that's been causing trouble," Stocking answered.
Makes sense, there are more than one ghost, and they can be anything based on how a mortal soul goes out with the lights, Archon thought, "I don't wanna know what kind of ghost this is," Archon said, putting his hand on his nose.
"Trust us, you don't wanna know what has been in this pile of grey water...as in rivers of piss, shit, and vomit," Panty grunted, "Also how is it your sister is a demon?"
As if on cue, red eyes appeared from the opening entrance into the sewers. Then multiple of them appeared.
"Uh oh, it looks like we got company," Archon yelped, "We'll explain later."
The ghosts emerged. They resembled what looked like tribal and mutated rats. They appeared to be armored and were holding swords and shields. They were chittering as they emerged. Some of them carried pikes with skulls on them on their backs. And the ghosts themselves had a magma look to top of the hideous appearance, the stench they were emitting was horrendous.
They stomped and had trampled poor Chuck.
"Eugh, god the smell is horrible," Panty moaned, close to vomiting.
"Looks like we gotta give these vermins a lambasting they won't forget!" Solrus hollered excitedly. She twirled her shotguns.
At long last, Archon, Solrus, Panty, and Stocking were standing side by side, ready to take on the horde of ghost rats. Ugglee on the other side turned on the boombox for another song.
(Rats - Ghost)
Archon and Solrus tapped their feet to the music blaring and bobbed their heads. Panty and Stocking looked at them with confusion. The rats stared at them before making their lunge at the group.
Right as they did so, the four attacked.
The rats first came at Solrus. But first, she used her sex appeal to lure them in. The rats stared in shock. Even Panty was shocked as well, "What the fuck? Is she using her sex appeal to lure the ghosts in? I know I've been known to do so when I want to fuck all those studs, but I doubt that would even go hand in hand in dealing with these shitstorms!" Panty ranted as she gunned down the ones coming at her.
But to their surprise, Solrus grinned jumped up and then gunned them down in a spin, destroying the rats.
"IT WORKED?!" Panty screamed. She then used her panties to turn her guns into a flamethrower and burned the demonic ghost rats with holy flames.
Archon was kickboxing the ghost rats and kicked one in the face before punching one to the ground. One rat slashed at the angel, but he rolled out of the way and then uppercutted the ghost.
Stocking slashed at several of the rats with her katanas. The ghosts looked around confused before slash marks appeared and they exploded into a million particles and pieces.
And yet, more of the ghost rats kept appearing one after the other.
"You want some more?! You wanna live?! Fight!" Archon challenged.
Panty actually grinned at Archon's enthusiasm. I'll be damned though, dude's got balls, Panty thought.
Solrus twirled her shotguns and aimed them at the rats. The last of them out in the open snarled as the song blared the climax after the guitar solo mentioning the rats as filthy rodents.
"Yee-fucking-haw!" Solrus whooped aiming her shotguns at Panty. She aimed back as a ghost came into their line of fire. Both fired and it hit the ghost. Panty was even getting into the jam as she saw herself tapping her feet to the beat of the music, her head bopping.
Archon held the ghost rat in a full nelson and allowed it to take the brunt of Stocking's blades, ripping it apart. Each of the ghost rats began to explode. As soon as the last of the lyrics began, Solrus was dancing and headbanging while shooting at the ghosts. Archon and Stocking were tapping their feet and bobbing their heads as they moonwalked and then punched and destroyed the last of the ghosts.
The angel held his hat as the song was coming to an end, "Damn. For an angel, you sure have good taste. Are you sure you're not from around here?" Panty asked.
"Well, we might as well break the silence. No, we ain't. We come from another dimension and for months, we had sought refuge in yours," Solrus answered.
"I find it hard to believe that this demon is not shooting us behind our backs," Stocking snarked.
"Uh...why is that?" Archon asked.
"Well for starters, all demons care about is suppression since it's more like something Hitler would do," Panty answered.
"Yeah...well...you see, in our dimension, we live peacefully with humans," Archon described.
"Hold on, what?! You angels and demons coexist with each other? Don't you kill each other?" Panty exclaimed, shocked.
"No. It's all because of one universal truth that everyone can agree on. Heavy metal kicks ass. And you seem to agree since I saw you bobbing your head to Ghost," Archon noted.
"So how do you settle your differences?" Stocking asked, sucking on a lollipop.
"Battle of the bands. It's a way of settling conflicts peacefully without any genocide," Solrus said.
"Your dimension is unusual...though I bet you have hot guys I could diddle," Panty said, drooling with lust.
"Uh...is your sister like that?" Archon asked, sweatdropping.
"Yeah. She tends to focus on sucking on dicks on guys she sees," Stocking deadpanned. Then she looked around, "Odd, the bell should be ringing. We killed the ghosts."
"Maybe that was just the foot soldiers. The leader must be in the sewers," Archon pointed out.
"Ugh, Christ, we gotta go in there? Seriously?" Panty complained, tapping her foot.
"Well, it's not like the fucker is gonna come on out. So, I guess we have no choice but to enter," Stocking pointed out.
"Ulp! I feel like I'm going to air the paunch...it means throw up," Solrus told them.
Begrudgingly, they entered into the sewers to find it's leader ghost that had sent its swarm of rats to attack earlier. To pass the time, they chatted. Archon and Solrus remembered seeing Stocking was a sugar addict from seeing her suck on a lollipop earlier. And everything else they learned about Panty was that she was obsessed with sex and is willing to have as much of it as she could. She has at this time had sex with about a thousand men. This made the Anthraxians shocked. How had she managed to diddle so many males?
"So, you two are heavy enthusiasts?" Stocking asked.
"We're not just enthusiasts. Heavy metal music is like a way of life. Music always us to express ourselves in many ways," Archon answered.
"Well, despite me saying your dimension is weird, that's something we can agree on. Oh, we at one point made a music video. It's considered spot on fucking amazing," Panty brought up.
"Oh, ya'll made a music video?" Solrus asked, tilting her head.
The sisters nod. So, on top of being literal ghostbusters, the angels were akin to celebrities and saviors despite their attitude and the sins they indulge in.
They then reached an underground sewer system. And they find a horrifying sight, "Oh, fuck me," Panty mumbled.
On the walls were catatonic cocoons made from rat grease. There was a sound of struggling. The group look over to see a boy who looked to be in his 18s or something, they weren't sure, who was trying his best to free one of the captives. The male in question had ginger orange hair which was in his face, wore what looked like a green jumpsuit, grey headphones, and what looked like a silver backpack.
"Hey brother, is that what I think it is?" Solrus asked.
"Yeah. It looks like a...Proton Pack. Is he a Ghostbuster?" Archon quizzed the two.
"Oh, that's just our Geek Boy, Brief," Panty answered.
"He must've gotten word of the rats," Stocking guessed.
"So, what's to know of Brief?" Archon asked.
Panty explained how Brief was the descendant of Hell's Monkey, at least that's what she heard before his capture. This somehow allowed him to open a gateway to Hell...with his penis when it forms into a key.
Archon and Solrus, needless to say, were flabbergasted, "Kay...and you say our dimension is weird. Looks like we're not so different," Archon stated.
The sisters shrugged their shoulders.
"Well, let's not lollygag, we gotta free the victims," Solrus said.
Brief then noticed the two approaching. Upon seeing Solrus, he panicked seeing that the cowgirl was a demon, "Whoa, relax sweetie. We're not here to hurt you. We're actually with those friends of yours," Solrus assured the boy.
"No way! A demon allied with Panty and Stocking? That's something I never heard of before," Brief said.
"We'll explain later. Right now, we gotta get these people out of here," Archon advised.
Suddenly, one of the ghost rats leaped and pinned Brief to the ground, drool landing on the panicking Brief's face.
"Crap!" Archon shouted. He then grabbed onto it and then wrestled it away before punching it.
The ghost rats suddenly assembled in a line as a figure came marching from the darkness. This ghost, like the rest and the one that Archon and Solrus had seen, had black coloring with red overtones, almost resembling lava and magma. But unlike the one they saw that day, this ghost had humanoid features that pertained to rats: a hideously elongated skull and mouth, almost like a xenomorph, red beady eyes, and mixture of human and rat. It was dressed in a trench coat over a fancy suit with blue armored plating. He was barefoot like a rat, had a skeletal rodent tail, and had tiny hands with elongated fingernails.
"So, the desperado makes his entrance," Solrus snarked.
"Who are you? Why do you intrude on my feeding grounds?" the ghost spoke in a raspy voice.
"I'll tell you one thing, Splinter. We're here to shut you down, asshole!" Panty challenged.
The ghost rats that were behind the lead ghost snarled and hissed.
Then, two demonic shadows appeared and formed two female demons.
(I Want You - TeddyLoid)
"Oh perfect, it's these whores," Stocking muttered.
"Uh, who the hell are they?" Archon asked.
"My, my, sister. It appears that those tawdry angels have come to interfere with our work yet again," said the first demon.
Both demons were red, just like Solrus. But that's where the similarities end. First of all, they wore a sort of beige militant uniform with a black and orange arm band, and a red tie.
The first demon had pale, green spiky hair, almost rivaling Panty, yellow and green-yellow eyes, red serrated horns, and fangs.
The second one had a single red horn almost like an oni, wore glasses, had the same-colored eyes, fangs, and had long blue hair in a ponytail.
These were the demon commanders of Hell and former henchwoman of the deceased Corset, Scanty and Kneesocks Daemon.
Alongside them was a red creature with yellow eyes and zippers going down his head and around its neck. It spoke its name as Fastener.
Ugglee chittered at the sight of Fastener.
It was then they noticed Archon and Solrus, "And I assume that one is a new ally to the sisters and..." they then noticed his tonfas which glowed the same color as the Anarchies, "Agh! There's three of them?!" Kneesocks exclaimed.
"And why is that demon with those weasels?" Scanty demanded.
"That demon is my sister!" Archon answered, "I don't know who the hell you are. But if it's a fight you're looking for, then bring it."
"Oh how sweet. The third angel wants to challenge us. Then I think it's time we showed him just strong we are," Scanty suggested. As she said this, they began forming tails and then they were in a transformation sequence where the demon sisters were in lingerie. Devil wings and tails appeared as the sisters began to remove their panties and socks respectively. They then began to incite the words of the unholy rites of their Satanic prayers.
"Break, O Earth; Dry up, O sea; Burn out, O sun; Grant us power Earthly leaders and gate keepers of Hell. Guide us, makers of the underworld! We are high class demon commanders!" they chanted as Scanty turned her underwear into revolvers and Kneesocks turned her socks into a pair of scythes.
"I'm Scanty," said Scanty.
"And I'm her darling sister, Kneesocks!" Kneesocks introduced herself.
"Fastener!'
"What? Is that supposed to scare us? For we too can transform as well," Solrus boasted.
"Wait, for real?" Stocking said in surprise.
"Yeah. We were trained by our dear reverend of Little Tokyo, Emer Copia. And now, we shall show you what we've learned through our evolution and training. Let's go, sister!" Archon said.
"Yes, brother!" Solrus said.
(Princes of the Universe - Queen/The Protomen)
Archon was the first to transform as his halo first appeared and the lyrics could be heard in the background. His outfit changed to a yellow jacket and the hairstyle, resembling Freddie Mercury. He then raised his arms in the air as his angel wings materialized. Solrus transformed second and her outfit changed to resemble that of the prawn suit worn by Freddie, only her midriff showed. Archon had angel wings whereas Solrus had devil wings and a tail. Archon began to removed the wristbands from his wrists whereas Solrus began to remove her gun holsters on her hips. They began to chant a rite that would unite both the realms of heaven and hell.
"We, princes of the universe, born to be kings. We belong to survive fighting the darkest powers. Fighting and free, we are immortal and have no rivals. Let us fly the moon and reach for the stars, taking you to the future of you all! There can be only one!"
"I am Archon!" Archon introduced himself.
"And I'm his dear sister, Solrus! Yee-fucking-haw!" Solrus introduced herself.
Panty and Stocking were in shock. As were Scanty and Kneesocks. The Anarchie's reaction?
"You're shitting me! Did I just hear Queen?!" Panty shouted, starstruck.
"Mixed with the Protomen!" Stocking exclaimed.
Even Brief was stunned, "Whoa! It's like he was reciting something out of Highlander," he said.
As for the Daemon sisters.
"Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John! What the French toast is this?!" The demon sisters exclaimed in shock.
"What's the matter, Scanty and Kneesocks? Aren't you gonna make a move or are you too scared?" Archon said.
"Ugh! How dare you!" Scanty snarled.
Kneesocks went and locked weapons with Archon.
Solrus grinned, her fangs showing and she engaged in a gun fight with Scanty. It was revolver against sawn-off shotguns.
"Raatferatu, get them!" Scanty commanded.
The ghost known as Raatferatu, snarled and ran at the Anarchies alongside his swarm of ghost rats.
"Well, looks like we might as well cut to the chase. Let's kill this ghost and earn some fucking heavens," Panty said.
(Fly Away - TeddyLoid)
A halo appears above Panty's head. She then swipes her hand down and transformed into her angel form alongside Stocking. Behind them was a strip pole as their angel wings materialized. They began to dance and swing on the pole and acting all sexy for the ones watching. Even the ones in the cocoons who heard their music knew their saviors had arrived. As they began to remove their garments, they recited a heavenly prayer.
"O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, O evil spirit born of those drifting between Heaven and Earth. May the thunderous power from the garments of these holy delicate maidens strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger, shattering your loathsome impurity and returning you from whence you came...REPENT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
Raatferatu was intimidated but screeched, running at them like a rat, "You bastards!"
Archon and Solrus threw the Daemon sisters off and saw the Anarchies. They even heard the music, "Whoa! What's that music?" Archon said.
Panty turns her panty into Backlace before firing a shot at the rat ghost, leaving a hole in the ghost's stomach.
BLAM!
Stocking then swiped her hand against her stockings after they transformed into katanas. She then slashed at the ghost, creating many slash marks at the ghost.
SLASH SLASH SLASH!
Raatferatu: Aw rats!
KA-POW! KABOOOOOM!
"Curses! Foiled again by those mortifying toilet sisters!" Scanty cried.
"And now worse, there's a third one with a demon for a sister!" Kneesocks shouted. They turned into shadows again.
"You'll pay for this one day!" the demon sisters screamed before retreating.
The ghost rats started to disintegrate into ghost particles and the cocoons made of rat grease began to corrode, freeing the captives. Brief watched this all happened. He was impressed that he saw two newcomers hold their own against the Daemon sisters while Panty and Stocking took care of the ghost.
But it all equalled to one Heaven coin.
"Tch, pathetic," Panty grunted.
"Yeah. Commanding a horde of rats doesn't seem all that impressive. He sure wasn't no Rat King I can assure. But what was with the rats? They look like something out of a tabletop RPG," Archon noted.
Outside, with the announcement of the ghost being exterminated, so rang the church bell.
Archon and Solrus were in awe. They had just witnessed for the actual first time, not counting when they were seeking refuge, the angels destroy a ghost.
"Uh...are those two okay?" Stocking asked.
"Who cares? I better go see if Brief is okay. I promised I'd go on a date we planned," Panty replied.
"Wait, you two are a couple?" Archon said, looking side by side.
"Yeah. Happened after that battle with Corset. I was pretty much an asshole but after what I've been through with losing my angel powers, he pretty much became my 1000th. I guess it kinda rubbed off on me and I felt something akin to love. Though occasionally I'll diddle other guys, but Brief became someone I actually cared about," Panty explained. Her tone sounded irritated, but she was hiding a genuine smile to it though. That and she winked to Brief.
"Well, looks like you made the list of who the Daemon sisters hate," Stocking commented.
"So it seems. Now...I think it's time you lead us to Garterbelt. Now that we've officially seen your power, that gives us a fighting chance," Archon said.
"A fighting chance?" Brief asked.
"C'mon, Brief boy! Let's get out of this sewer of piss and shit!" Panty said impatiently. Both Panty and Brief left eh sewers, as did the rest.
Panty brought Stocking, Archon, Solrus, Ugglee, and Chuck back to the church. The Anthraxian angel looked in awe at the church.
"So, this must be where this Garterbelt fella resides," Solrus asked.
"Yep. We live the preacher douchebag pretty much," Stocking deadpanned.
"Well, you guys get acquainted with the asshole while we get our date started. I'll see you around," Panty replied before she drove off with Brief on their promised date.
Solrus was a bit nervous. Unlike Emer who spreaded the positivity of Satanism, Garterbelt seemed to be a full-on priest for this God. Archon looked at his sister and held her hand to let her know to stick by them.
Chuck was bouncing around outside and was just...well...being Chuck.
Stocking opened the door and they entered the church. Standing on the podium was the priest himself, the main reverend of Daten City, Garterbelt.
"I heard the bells ring, so that must mean the evil ghost has been vanquished. Job well done, Stocking," Garterbelt boomed.
Archon looked at the man with awe. He boasted a sort of holy authority to him. Solrus stuck close to her brother.
"I could really use some goddamn sugar," Stocking muttered.
Garterbelt then noticed Archon, Solrus, and Ugglee with her, "And what do we got here? Another angel that's fallen from heaven and has a demon to help repent for her sins alongside another pet?" he asked.
"No no. I'm not fallen, actually," Archon said nervously, trying to search for the right words.
"First of all, let me ask you this. Is you the one called Garterbelt?" Solrus asked.
"I am indeed Garterbelt, the priest of Daten City. Despite the angels lack of commitment and having more interested in collecting men and sugar, they've carried out their tasks and have defeated Corset. Though at this moment, we're without a mayor for the time being," Garterbelt answered.
"Well then, I think we can get introductions without any intimidations. My name is Archon and that's my sister, Solrus. The pet here is called Ugglee...it's named after two things from a cheesy B-movie," Archon introduced.
"Then it seems fate was written that we meet for the first time," Garterbelt said.
"Uh...I'm sorry if my appearance seems...unholy or whatever it is. See, we're not from this world," Solrus replied.
"Well, can't be worst than those other sisters...wait, did you not from this world? Are you two aliens?" Garterbelt questioned.
"Ugh, aliens? Who are you calling aliens?" Archon ranted.
"We are not aliens!" Solrus protested.
"We're just like the angels and devils. Except from another dimension...then again...would that be considered alien? Heck, I don't know. But that's beisde the point. We have taken refuge and after seeing the angels in action, we have found hope. We have been searching for the angels and you...there is a darkness coming," Archon explained.
"Darkness?" Garter asked.
"Yes. See, we come from the dimension that is in between the afterlife and Daten City called Anthrax. In the dimension, we, the angels and demons coexist peacefully with humans. All under one universal truth that everyone can agree on," Archon said.
"Heavy metal kicks fuckin' ass!" Solrus bellowed.
"So then how does your realm settle conflicts when there comes disagreements?" Garterbelt asked.
"Battle of the bands. We consider it a peaceful solution rather than bloodshed. The only form of bloodshed is from gladiator battles and wildlife but that's about it. But...things changed. See, we knew one day there would be an asshole who could try to invade our home. And seemingly overnight, when we were just kids, it was chaos. Man, angel, demon, and invaders attacked each other with fire and metal. We were under attack from an evil enchantress named only as Mistress H, who grew resentful for the peaceful solutions used and wants to mute the entire universe. As such, she has her Jugulatrons and her commanders: Nyarlathotep, Shub-Niggurath, Dagon, and Hydron. Me, my sister, and mother, who is the angel of music that expanded her influence across the realm, fled and we crossed over to here. For months, we have been safe. But...it's only a matter of time before Mistress H and her cronies find out we're here and try to take my mother to use her energy to drain anything of music and mute this entire universe. That means, yours could be in her crosshairs. And that's why we sought you. And now that we know how strong the Anarchies are, perhaps...we have a future," Archon explained.
Garterbelt said a silent prayer to the Lord, "So...it seems we may be dealing with another threat? Correct?"
"Yeah," Solrus responded.
Stocking was listening to the whole story, "I'd be in on this, but not sure if Panty will be knowing her. She'll probably be in this for the sex," she said as she munched on a bag of cookies.
"Well then, if your sister is a sex maniac, then we give her the promise of diddling them if we arrive back home. Honestly, I don't like having to lie, but...considering what is at stake...there's no other way," Archon said solemnly.
"Fair enough," Stocking shrugged.
"I don't like lying too, but sometimes you need to give them a reason to fight. It's best that lie sticks for the time being," Garter suggested.
"Yeah...though then again, there are a ton of hot guys in our dimension so...wait a minute, this isn't lying if that's the true case," Solrus said, facepalming.
Archon then thought of what was decided, "Yeah, now that you mentioned it...doesn't matter. All it matters is that with you, our chances of defeating Mistress H go way up like simple mathematics."
"Very well. We shall become sword and shield for the blessed Lord and Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, and the Redeemer and End. And...I think...Proverbs 27:17. Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another," he declared.
The Anthraxians smiled, filled with a deep sensation of hope. Sure, the Anarchies could be unwilling at times and chaotic, but with them on their side, Mistress H would stand no chance.
Anthrax...
In her fortress, Mistress H was going over blueprints on what would serve best to drain the energy from Sandalphon and use it for her ambitions to mute the universe, while also sipping on some coffee. Suddenly, a voice came from her office phone, "Mistress...Nyarlathotep is asking for your presence," said a voice.
"What is it?" H asked.
"He says it's important and is ready to see you. At the catacombs," said the voice.
"This better be good. Tell him I'm on the way," she said before disconnecting the call.
She was wondering what this was all about as she changed from her business outfit form to her enchantress form to fly over a concentration camp that was filled with her slaves being whipped and worked to death.
Mistress H arrived at the catacombs and landed. She sees her commander awaiting her outside, "What do you have to report? I hope for your sake it's good news since it's been months with no progress on how to find Sandalphon."
"Indeed. We do. Follow me," Nyarlathotep replied. He led the enchantress over to the underground. Once there, it was then that he showed her...the portal was now working again, ready to send troops into the other side.
"At last...the portal to where Sandalphon has fled to has been fixed. It's time to move out. Our goal will finally happen!" Mistress H roared with triumph. The monsters also roared and raised their fists, claws, and other appendages.
"But first off though, what of the slaves?" Shub-Niggurath asked.
"I got this taken care of. I am leaving Lothar in charge til we return with Sandalphon," H assured.
"And what of the children? What of the angel and demon?" asked Dagon.
"That problem I'll leave to you. I am aware of their evolution cycle. And with them most likely as imagos, this will be more fun. Now...let me take care of business first," H said before using magic to teleport to the concentration camp.
There, a brainwashed Lothar, with blank eyes, and an enchanted crown on his head, was watching over the slaves, sword in hand. Mistress H teleported to him, "My dear Lothar. I have a job for you while I'm gone,"
"What is it you ask, mistress?" Lothar asked, his voice monotone from the crown since it was brainwashing him.
"You will be in charge of the slaves until I'm gone. Anyone who tries to start a rebellion...kill them." she ordered.
"I obey," Lothar monotoned again.
Mistress H then reappeared with a couple of her foot soldiers, the Jugulatrons.
"I've decided to take plenty of Jugulatrons with us for the journey. So...it's time to move out! Soon, the whole mute universe...WILL BE MINE! ALL MINE! ALL MINE!"
And so, the evil monsters stepped forward into the portal that led to Daten City to not only find Sandalphon, but further her ambitions once and for all. The real fun was about to begin.
END
(Fallen Angel - Mitsunori Ikeda ft. Aimee B)
Heaven, please sing for me a song of life
Heaven, take me into your skies
There's no place here for me to hide my cries
Night and day I'm missing you, ooh
You're so close, so close
And it's you that I believe in
So close, but far away so far I can't touch
I'll hold on
'Cause it's you I love so dearly
When the rain, the storm, and all is done
Caress me with your sweet lullaby...
And so...the adventure begins. At long last.
Also I want to say it's my birthday week!
YAY!
Wow, 28 years old. I feel old right now. XD
So anyway, get ready for more as Mistress H next chapter sets her plans into motion, Revolution X style. Remember, MUSIC IS THE WEAPON! DON'T GIVE UP!
