THE ILLUSIONS OF MYSTERIO
WORK IN PROGRESS
In the simulator control room was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Billy Numerous, Grand Duke's Minions, Haze Shenron, Paradox Roidmude, Plantimals and Fu (DBXV) as well as Ben 10, Alizarin Bubblegum, Mei Terumi, Tula And Hot Dog Princess and we were getting ready for a crazy, wild and funny rescue.
Me: I can't wait to get Lumpus so ticked off that he reveals who he REALLY IS.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Me too!
Girl Jordan: Yeah no kidding! That will be so fun.
Lola: Yeah it will!
Camie: This will be so fun and cool.
Ben Tennyson: It sure will be!
Carly Atlas: I'm excited for this too.
Nico: Ben, I want to thank you, Billy, and your teams for coming.
Ben Tennyson: My pleasure Nico. This will be so fun and cool.
Wallflower Blush: I agree there myself. It will be fun.
Nico: Boy this will be so funny.
Lola: It sure will be.
Girl Jordan: Yeah.
Wallflower Blush: I've got all sorts of crazy gags for him.
Nico: Cool.
Eli: We all do.
Nico: Wallflower, how are the school photos in our school going for you?
Wallflower Blush: Going really well. Check it out.
She showed us photos on her phone of all of us in one awesome Panoramic Picture hung over the School Administration Office and it was over a heart that said OUR MOST FAVORITE STUDENTS.
Me: Aw so awesome.
Lincoln: Boy good times.
Wallflower Blush: And look underneath it.
It was a massive photo of Lincoln, his sisters and all of his harem and guardian angels.
Nico: Cool!
Qin: That is awesome.
Me: It sure is.
She even showed us photos of each of us.
Wallflower Blush: You all look great.
Nico: And this time, you're not ignored.
Sunset Shimmer: That is a sure thing.
Wallflower Blush: I know and I'm also a great mother. Sorry I missed that battle.
Me: It's not your fault W.B. You were just exhausted.
Wallflower Blush: W.B.?
Me: Your initials.
Wallflower Blush: Oh right! I get it.
Xenia: That was still so fun though.
Lola: Yep.
Girl Jordan: Boy the mission yesterday had to be the most brutal ever.
Lola: You're not kidding!
Camie: I can't believe we survived that!
Nico: Me too! Ultimate Carnage REALLY was a brutal one!
Me: No kidding there. But we made it out alive.
Maria: The Shield agents he killed, on the other hand…
Me: I know. So many of them all died.
Xenia: That was awful.
Lola: Yeah.
Girl Jordan: So many casualties.
Nico: And all because they were fucking around with mother nature like that.
Spiderman: I know. That was awful.
Girl Jordan: Yeah.
Me: But Girl Jordan is the main hero of that entire mission. Because she saved not only Gwen Stacy but also she saved the entire world from a nasty Symbiote Zombie Apocalypse.
Lola: Don't forget me!
Me: I know Lola and you did a great job leading your own team.
Lola: Thanks.
Qin: Yeah that was awesome.
Me: Now all the Loud Kids have had their moment to shine.
Camie: They sure did.
Xenia: That was epic.
Wallflower Blush: It sure was.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: It was a good thing I sent Electro and Deadpool to the Shield prison of that world.
Me: It was a gamble that really paid off.
Nico: Yep. So J.D. what was that pit stop you needed to make?
Me: It was to Howard's house. Before you joined the team. He was a kid that had a robot to date for a girlfriend. She was a synthoid named Cynthia.
Nico: What happened?
Me: We were pretty steamed with him because he did so many things just to get popularity and in the end his house exploded and his parents were pissed. Yesterday was a big wakeup call. Nick Fury yelling at the scientists triggered that.
Nico: Oh man.
Me: I went and apologized to Howard. I told him sorry on behalf of everyone and all of us.
Maria: To be fair, he DID put everyone at risk.
Me: Yeah. But everyone did get out safely.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: But he forgave us. Turns out he is not the kind of person to hold a grudge against us.
Nico: That's good. I'm glad he forgave you guys.
Me: Yeah. I gave him the money he spent on that Synthoid.
Nico: Cool cool. Lets head into the simulator.
We then went in and it activated and we were near Camp Kidney.
Me: We're here.
Nico: Yep.
Ben: It's not like we can just walk up to Lumpus and ask how he became Scoutmaster.
Me: No we got to force it out of him.
Nico: We got to use every funny method on him.
Me: And I have a plan.
I whispered to everyone and told them my plan. I will use an imitation of Lazlo and call Lumpus a bunch of terrible names and then when he comes out we go CRAZY-ASS Sampson on him. That will get him to talk.
Nico: Brilliant.
Lola: I like it.
Nico: Let's get to it.
Me: Here we go. (Clears Throat) (Imitating Lazlo) Hey Scoutmaster Lumpus! Your antlers are stupid and you what!? You smell like boogers and raw sewage and your breath smells like cow pies and your butt smells like a toxic waste dump! (EVERYONE HEARING ME SNICKERED AT THAT ONE) AND ANOTHER THING YOU'RE UGLY AND STUPID AND YOU SMELL LIKE ROTTEN MEAT!
Nico: Hey that was really good.
Laney: You think Lumpus heard all that?
Me: 3…2…1…
Lumpus: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME MONKEY BOY!? I WILL RIP YOU APART AND TURN YOU INTO BANANA PIE!
Lumpus came out enraged with fire coming out of his ears and nose!
But then…
KRASPLAT!
Eli and Lana dumped a Garbage can full of raw sewage on him!
LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!
Nico peeled a banana and ate it and then put the banana peel near him.
Lumpus: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT…
SQUISH!
He slid…
Lumpus: WHOOA!
SPLAT!
He slid right into a tub full of CHOCOLATE PUDDING!
PEANUTBUTTER SHORTCAKE!
All the scouts were laughing at him!
Nico then got out a whoopee cushion.
Nico put it on the ground.
Lumpus: (GROWLS) I WILL GET THAT…
LOUD FART!
He stepped on the whoopee cushion and it let out a REALLY LOUD FART!
Lumpus: OH Pardon me everyone.
But then I teleported a LIMBURGER CHEESE BOMB into his pants and pressed a button on the remote control and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!
IT STANK SO BAD THAT IT MADE SOME OF THE CAMPERS THROW UP!
Nico got out a water balloon.
Nico: Lets get him.
Me: Yeah. (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
SLINGSHOT MAGISWORD!
Me: Fire.
We fired a massive shower of Water balloons and they were filled with raw sewage, ketchup, mustard, relish, vomit, toilet water, urine and more.
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
All the Scouts laughed at him hysterically.
Me: Watch this one guys.
I threw my voice over to him.
Me: (Imitating Lumpus through him) Edward is the most pathetic bean scout ever and I love Lazlo more than I do him!
Edward: (INSULTED) HEY! WHY YOU STUPID!
Lumpus: I DIDN'T SAY THAT…
Edward then beat up Lumpus brutally!
Nico: (imitates Lumpus' voice) Slinkman is the worst person in the world!
Slinkman: Why you ungrateful little!
Lumpus: SLINKMAN NO I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
HE PUNCHED LUMPUS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
POW BLAM BIFF SMASH WHAM!
BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH!
He bashed him with a mop!
Me: (Imitating Lumpus) Chef McMousli makes the most disgusting food in all of history! Organic food is so (LOUD FART NOISE)
Chef McMousli came out enraged and he force fed WORM FILLED SAUSAGES DOWN LUMPUS' THROAT!
Nico: I wonder what those taste like.
Lana was eating Worm Filled Sausages.
Lana: They're earthworm sausages.
Nico: Oh gross. Sorry I asked.
Me: No worries.
But then LUMPUS EXPLODED IN INTENSE RAGE!
Me: (Giddy) Here it comes.
Lumpus: THAT DOES IT! YOU ALL MAKE ME SO SICK! I HATE CAMP KIDNEY! I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT! I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT! I KIDNAPPED THE REAL SCOUTMASTER AND STUFFED HIM IN THE CLOSET AND STOLE HIS JOB BECAUSE I WANTED A CAMP OF MY OWN TO RUN AND BE FREE!
Everyone gasped.
Me: Bingo.
Lumpus: THAT'S RIGHT! YOU HEARD ME! I AM A FAKE! A FRAUD! I'M NOT THE REAL SCOUTMASTER!
Me: That's all we need to hear!
We bursted out of the bushes and we were facing him!
Lumpus: YOU!?
Me: Yes us!
Nico: The jig is up Lumpus! You're through!
Me: We pulled all those pranks on you and revealed your true self! Now everyone knows who you really are Lumpus.
Nico: (Imitating Lumpus) What did you think of that?
Me: (Imitating Lumpus) I thought it was funny.
Slinkman: Hey that was really good!
Lumpus: So what if you heard the truth? You'll never prove it to everyone else. And I'll find a way out of this. I always do. So ha! Now, why don't you run along and continue getting those fragment pieces or whatever? I got a lot of planning to top this. Maybe I'll takeover an amusement park next!
Commander Hoo-Hah: (Offscreen) NO YOU WON'T LUMPUS!
They saw Hoo-Hah and 2 policemen and insane asylum guards.
Lumpus: (GASP) Commander Hoo-Hah!?
Commander Hoo-Hah: We heard everything Lumpus! You are a disgusting freak!
We smirked.
Lumpus got out a gun and shot it at the guards.
But the gun was really a Squirt Gun.
Lumpus: WHAT THE!?
Me: I replaced your gun with a squirt gun.
Eli came back with the REAL SCOUTMASTER! It was Heffer.
Heffer: UH HUH! UH HUH! That's him Commander! That is the bad moose who locked me in the closet all summer and stole my job as scoutmaster! He fooled all of you! He's an imposter, a fake and worse… He is NO SCOUTMASTER OF CAMP KIDNEY!
Campers: WHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTT!?
RECORD SCRATCH!
Lumpus: YEAH! SO!?
Nico: Stand down and come quietly, Lumpus. It doesn't have to be this way.
Lumpus: What? Lock me in your space prisons? Letting you torture me? Beat me to a pulp? Humiliate me? No. I have worked too hard for my work to be undone. Besides, we both know you would never someone with a job. Especially a scoutmaster!
Nico: You really think that after you just admitted you're a fraud? Besides, your schemes have almost gotten Lazlo and the rest killed most of the time. Last chance. Stand down or I'm taking you down.
Lumpus: HA! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY MONKEY FACE!
Lumpus fled into the forest.
Juran: Dammit, he could be anywhere in that forest!
Me: Don't worry.
I pulled a long ENERGY ROPE and pulled Lumpus back!
Lumpus: NOOOO!
Nico: You're not going anywhere!
But then…
ZOOOOM! WHAM!
HE GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BOWLING BALL GOING AS FAST AS A BULLET!
OUCH!
Me: Lets smash his head in!
We then bashed and pulverized him all over the place!
Nico: Wait. Who threw that bowling ball?!
Me: Not me.
Unknown to us a shadowy figure was lurking in the bushes.
?: I don't want you all to fall against that buffon. That right is mine. Especially after all the planning I've done.
The figure disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Nico: (shrugs) Guess we'll never know.
Me: Now back to mister buttface moose.
We bashed and pulverized him all over!
Then I smashed and bashed him all over.
Me: Okay Haiku, Frosty Orange you're up.
Frosty Orange: Awesome!
(INSERT TRANSFORMATION SCENE AND BATTLE HERE)
Nico: There!
Me: Boy turning him into Moose Steaks was AWESOME! (LOUD BELCH) Oh pardon me.
Nico: Sorry you guys had to see that.
Lazlo: It's okay but that was all great!
Qin: It sure was!
Nico: Sorry I insulted you, Slinkman.
Slinkman: No worries Nico but that was really good.
Edward: That was a really good imitation.
Me: Same with me. (Imitating Lumpus) I'm an irresponsible bighorned dunderhead buttface freak.
EVERYONE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Edward: (LAUGHS) Hey that was great!
Nico: Yeah!
Nico: (imitates Raj) (Indian Accent) I'm Raj. And I'm a marshmallow hoarder and I also love cheese from the Kafizzle River!
EVERYONE LAUGHED!
Raj: (LAUGHS) (Indian Accent) Hey that is really amazing!
Lincoln: (Imitating Patsy) Hi Lazlo, want to see what's going on at Acorn Flats?
Everyone laughed at that.
Lazlo: (LAUGHS) Great impression of Patsy there!
Lincoln: Thanks!
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Slinkman: Boy you guys are just full of voices for that.
Me: Yep.
Eli: Now for our business.
Me: Yep. Time for our fun.
Eli: We have Grand Duke of Owls, Universe 666 Clockwerk, Owl Orphnoch, Owl Beast, Grand Duke's minions and Billy Numerous.
Me: WHOA! All Owls.
Lola: This is gonna be a Nocturnal Nightmare!
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: Who do we call for this?
Me: Thankfully not as many this time. Charlotte Cooper, Hal, Lofty Thaddeus Worthington and Riley Misaki.
Nico: Cool!
Lola: Awesome!
Maria called them in and in swirls of darkness and light came said people.
Charlotte Cooper: Hey guys!
Riley Misaki: We're ready for some action and fun.
Hal: You got that right.
Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Billy Numerous are all one person.
But then we heard an Owl Call.
Me: Whoa hear that?
Nico: It's an owl.
We heard it.
Nico: I think that was them!
I put my hands together.
Me: (MAKES A BIRD WHISTLE)
Nico: Cool.
Fluttershy: That is a good bird whistle.
Lola: Awesome.
Then a bunch of figures came.
Nico: There they are!
We saw that they were Another Grand Duke of Owls, Universe 666 Clockwerk, Owl Orphnoch, Owl Beast and Grand Duke's minions!
Me: WHOA!
Lola: Wow this is awesome!
Another Owl Orphnoch: (In a girls voice) That was an awesome owl call. I taught you well.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
They merged and she reverted back and it was a girl with purple hair and orange eyes and had grey owl wings and she had black clothes and had a tattoo of a grew owl on her arm and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Owl Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had an Owl Sword.
Me: (GASP) Olivia Owl! Wow!
Nico: Cool!
Olivia Owl: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: You too. Olivia is the Embodiment of the Owl Dopant and she is a very smart and wise girl and she has the power to talk to birds. Mostly owls and she has the powers of darkness and moonlight.
Nico: WHOA! That is cool!
Lola: Yeah!
Philip: Boy that is really awesome! I don't think we ever faced the Owl Dopant before.
Me: Well you have but it's a Manga exclusive Dopant. It was made in the Kamen Rider W Manga.
Philip: Oh!
Shotaro: That makes sense. But that is cool!
Me: Yep.
Camie: That is cool though.
Me: Yep. By the way is the Another Billy Numerous friendly or hostile?
Olivia Owl: Friendly and this one is full of surprises.
Nico: Wow.
Qin: This will be cool.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Olivia Owl: No worries.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Nico: YEAH!
We fired waves of energy blasts and more and blew them apart and I caught the Wonder Ride Books!
Me: Take that!
Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) SPY FORCE 6!
She suummoned Spymaster, Morrigan Aensland, Acrobat of the Luck, Impostra, Eagle Deadman and Owl Orphnoch.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: Now, we wait.
Me: Yep. (Sees something) Nico please hit me on my head and tell me I'm not seeing double.
Nico: Why?
Me: We didn't have to wait long.
We saw a bunch of figures and it was ANOTHER BILLY NUMEROUS!
Me: WHOA!
Qin: We're surrounded!
Me: Yep.
Another Billy Numerous: (In a girls voice) Sorry for the surprise like this.
Me: (GASP) That voice!
They merged back and she reverted back. It was a girl with green hair and had red eyes and she had dark green clothes and had green angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Gene Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a DNA Helix Sword.
Me: (GASP) Gina Deoxys Gene!
Nico: Cool!
Gina Deoxys Gene: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Gina is the Embodiment of the Gene Dopant and she has one of the most unusual powers ever. She can clone herself as anything or anyone.
Gina Deoxys Gene: Yep. Watch.
She had slime come off her and it formed into a perfect carbon copy clone of Suien, the Rogue Ninja from the Hidden Waterfall.
Fu: WHOA! That's Suien!
Nico: WHOA! That is cool!
Philip: Yeah!
The clone merged back with her.
Zocks: (gets out Donbrothers' gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Kaito: Because we can grant it instead. Zenkaiju gear!
Zocks got a Donbrothers Sword and Kaito donned his Zenkaiju armor.
Gina Deoxys Gene: No he didn't promise me anything. I turned myself into a mouse and snuck out of there when he wasn't looking. I also have shapeshifting powers.
Qin: Very crafty.
Xenia: That is sneaky.
Gina Deoxys Gene: I know. I'm what you call a female version of Dr. Muto.
Nicole: That is so cool and awesome.
Me: Yeah.
Sougo: (Gets out Zenkaiger Ridewatch) You sure you're not a Deoxys Gene Slammer?
Geiz: (gets out Donbrothers Ridewatch) Because you have the same name and abilities.
Sougo got ZenkaizerArmor while Geiz got DonMomotaroArmor.
Gina Deoxys Gene: (LAUGHS) I get that all the time but I assure you I am not a gene-slammer for Deoxys.
Sougo: That does make sense.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Gina Deoxys Gene: No worries.
She turned into Another Billy Numerous.
Nico: Time to see double! (ACTIVATES BILLY NUMEROUS' RIDEWATCH)
He made 1080 clones of himself!
Nicos: AND NOW THIS! (ACTIVATES GRAND DUKE'S MINIONS RIDEWATCH)
He fired waves of darkness and smashed her all over.
May: Try this one! (ACTIVATES HAZE SHENRON AND PARADOX ROIDMUDE'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired a rainbow blast of energy and blasted her down.
Maria: Top this! (ACTIVATES PLANTIMALS AND FU'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and acid and smashed her down.
Me: Take that!
Wallflower Blush: Time for some darkness! (ACTIVATES GRAND DUKE'S MINIONS RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.
Then Multiple Man, Star Creature, Sumo Wrestler Army, Dark Kamen Rider Drive, Land Pollution Vice Minister Hiramechimedes and Hydra (Hercules) came.
Nico: Nice team Multiple Man!
Multiple Man: Thanks Nico!
Nico: Awesome!
But then a bomb flew in and landed by Another Billy Numerous and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion blasted her down and she was back to normal and then I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
Me: WHOA!
I brought Gina over.
Me: Who did that!?
Nico: Bugs doing a bomb gag?
?: No that was me.
We saw BOMB MAN!
Me: Bomb Man!? Whoa!
Bomb Man 2: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that guys.
Nico: Brie Bomb!? Cool!
Bomb Man 2: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: You too. Let me guess, naked?
Bomb Man 2: Yep.
Me: Oh boy.
Nicole: Anyone peeks and I'll gouge your eyes out and shove them so far down your throat that you'll be pooping them out your butt.
Nico: (GULP)
I put on my blind man glasses.
Me: It's going to hurt just so you know.
Bomb Man 2: I'm ready.
The boys covered their eyes. I snapped my fingers.
She doubled over in pain and then vomited bombs all over Edward and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
They exploded and burned Edward all over and was HURT REALLY BAD!
Edward: I'm okay!
Brie was back to normal and she had black hair and red eyes and black angel wings and had a bomb symbol in the middle of her forehead.
Brie Bomb: (GROANS) That really hurt. (Sees herself) GAH! I need some clothes!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
The fashion brigade moved in and gave her an awesome all black clothing ensemble.
Varie gave her a mirror.
Brie Bomb: Oh wow! I look awesome!
Rarity: You're welcome.
Wallflower: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Brie Bomb: I am known as the Demolition Queen. One time me and Nico were at a Demolition Derby and I had an awesome armored car with all kinds of weapons and blew the competition away by blasting them with missiles.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: That was so explosive.
Lola: That is cool!
Brie Bomb: Boy it sure was.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Brie hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Brie.
Brie Bomb: Same here Nico.
We left the Simulator and everyone cheered wildly for us.
(TREASURE TROVE COVE BY BANJO KAZOOIE PLAYS)
At the beaches of the Alola Region in the Maldives was all of us. We were relaxing and having fun.
All the girls were in their swimsuits and smoking hot bikinis.
Me: Ahh this is the life.
Akiza: After a whole mission of killing zombies, we've earned this.
Nico: Boy you said it Akiza.
Girl Jordan: Yeah no kidding.
Lola: I love a good session of relaxing at the beach.
Lincoln: Boy who doesn't.
Lana: Yeah.
Everyone was surfing, building sandcastles, collecting seashells, digging for buried treasure, playing volleyball and more.
Camie: A perfect way to enjoy the awesome fun of the summer season.
Me: You got that right.
Yusei: Are the mascots diving underwater?
Me: Yep.
The Mascots came back up with a treasure chest!
Poromon: Look what we found.
Nicole: Awesome!
They brought it over and opened it and in it was a big bunch of jewels!
Me: Cool! Awesome treasure guys.
Manaphy: Thanks Nicole.
Cybertron Ransack: Did you guys run into any bad fish?
Poromon: Nope.
?: Boy that is an awesome treasure haul.
We saw a girl with yellow hair and blue eyes and had red clothes and had red angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the JAKQ Team on it and the same symbol was on her skirt.
Me: Oh and you are?
Jackie: My name is Jackie Arlene Kira Quintanilla and I am the Embodiment of the J.A.K.Q. Team from 1977.
Nico: Cool! Awesome to meet you Jackie.
Lola: Same here.
Tailgate: Tell us more about yourself.
Jackie: Sure. I am a big time Casino Gambler and I have been known to have one of the biggest winning streaks ever and I won all the money of one of the hotels in Las Vegas. I don't know which one. But it's true.
Me: Cool!
Qin: That is amazing.
Jackie: It sure is.
Nico: Awesome. Would you like to join the team?
Jackie: I would be truly honored
