Sorry for the long wait, too much stuff got in the way.
Resting by a makeshift campfire, the Axis huddled closely together, no one had bothered to tell them that desert islands could get so cold at night. "Ugh!" Yutaka groaned. "I wish we had some tomatoes to go with my endless supply of pasta."
"Oh Yutaka." Ayano smiled. "You talk about pasta so much you should marry it."
"My sister really likes tomatoes," Yutaka pondered. "Maybe I should ask her for some."
"Please, by all means, get a new obsession." Kagami grumbled.
Meanwhile, the Allies kept staring, frozen in shock at their discovery. "I don't believe it! I'm frozen in shock!" Patricia said.
"Yeah, I feel like we've been standing here for seven months!" Hiyori added.
"I don't feel any different," Miyuki smiled. "I feel perfectly normal."
"That's 'cause you're used to it." Hiyori sweated.
"So what if I am? It's never too late for you to start enjoying it, you know?"
"You guys, shut up!" Konata quietly ordered.
Across the beach, Kagami and Minami were keeping watch whilst Yutaka and Ayano lay next to the fire as if they were about to fall asleep. The sound of Konata quietly yelling caught Kagami's attention. "Did you hear that?" She asked.
"I think so," Minami replied. "It's coming from the bushes."
"Those persistent little shits!" Kagami seethed in anger.
"Say what?" Yutaka said as she inexplicably rose up from the ground fully awake.
Suddenly, standing atop a ledge that had inexplicably appeared from nowhere were the Allies. They were looking down at the Axis in contempt, as if their mere existence was wrong.
"Ha ha ha! So you think you can just run away from us?" Patricia taunted. "Well, we'll just follow you! And while you're at it, release Ayano!"
"Never!" Kagami snarled.
"Fine! Misao, I choose you!" Patricia commanded.
Misao jumped into action, literally. She jumped off the ledge and confronted Kagami, who had armed herself with a big stick. It was, unfortunately, no match for the wok she had brought with her. Minami tried to counter, but she too was stricken by the wok and she fell onto the sand.
Jumping off the ledge, the Allies surrounded the Axis. Yutaka feverishly waved a white flag at them, begging for mercy. Meanwhile, Ayano couldn't care less as she flopped around in the sand.
Suddenly, a weird jingly noise was heard throughout the air. Everyone looked up at the night sky to see a flying red thing circle across the island. It looked like a sleigh. "Hi everyone!" the pilot said. "Happy Decemberfest!"
"You mongrel! You're seven months late!" Konata complained.
"Well, better late than never!" the pilot said back. "I got your letter, Yutaka, and I've brought gifts for everyone! Now stop your silly war!"
"Oh, thank you Hinata!" Yutaka squeaked back.
A few seconds later, Hinata released nine gifts that gracefully floated down to the island. Their contents aren't that important and you can imagine what they were. For example: Yutaka got a new cookbook and Misao got a giant kitty plushie.
"Now everyone, let's go back, and you better behave!" Hinata said, releasing a boat from the sleigh before flying away.
Both the Allies and the Axis either got on or slumped onto the boat. It would be a difficult sail back, but hopefully one without incident.
Hinata = Finland
