Chris was seen standing at an airport. "Season three of Total Drama folks! The world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea." Suddenly a rusty bus came into frame. "Sadly, I'm forced to share my world with a three-ring travelling teen freak show. They'll be competing All around the globe for another million dollars. So let's meet our players: Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, Leshawna!" Chris called as the five mentioned players exit the bus smiling at the camera. Gwen walks into Heather.
"Are there reserved seats? I.E. can I have one not behind Heather's pony-hair ponytail?"
Heather turned around. "Um my extensions are human hair."
"You learn something new everyday." Duncan chimed in as Gwen laughed.
Chris continued the intros. "Lindsay!" Lindsay came off the bus blowing a kiss to the camera before walking off. "Owen, DJ, and Harold!" Owen was heard yelling inside the bus. "Guys?"
DJ came off the bus holding a panicking Owen. "Sweet strawberry preserves! No!"
"He's afraid of flying remember?" DJ reminded.
"Aerophobia, from the latin. As opposed to aeronausiphobia, a fear of air sickness." Harold said walking off the bus. Noah soon followed.
"Keep up the fascinating facts, and I'm going to be aeronauseous all over you."
"And, returning favorites Noah, Cody, and--"
As Noah and Cody walked off, Ezekiel made his own intro.
"Yo yo yo! This year's winner is in house- uh, bus. I mean runway!" Zeke said getting off the bus. "Where's the plane eh?
Izzy then appeared at the door of the bus. "I know right? Let's fly! Whoo!" She jumped on to Ezekiel's neck, knocking them both onto the ground.
Chris continued the intros. "Yep, Izzy's back! Also returning this season, Tyler." Tyler posed at the foot of the bus before tripping and falling onto Izzy and Zeke. "The handsome model himself, Justin." Justin came off the bus with a smile and made sure to jump over the human pile. "And, the co-host of Total Drama Aftermath, Bridgette." Bridgette came off the bus and also tripped onto the human pile.
"Yo Chris you forgot to introduce me." Zeke reminded.
Chris sighed. "And Ezekiel." Zeke smiled at the camera. "And now to mix things up and keep it all fresh, we're adding two new competitors. He's an honor roll student with a diplomat for a dad and an amazing ability to turn the pants off most species, Alejandro!"
Alejandro walked off the bus with a smile and wearing shades. He took them off before looking at the human pile in front of him.
"Perhaps I can assist." He said helping Izzy and Bridgette up. Both were flustered.
"Wow-whee."
"I-I-I have a boyfriend." Bridgette said. Justin looked on at this with a rasied eyebrow.
"And amigos, please, allow me." He said helping Zeke and Tyler up.
"Wow-whee."
"I like girls."
"And she's a sugar addicted superfan with 16 Total Drama blogs, Sierra!" Chris said as Sierra ran off the bus.
"Oh my god I love you guys! And this is the greatest day of my life! And-" She started breathing heavily. "Does anyone have a paper bag I can breathe into?" She asked before speeding off to Cody. "Oh my gosh Cody! I dreamt of this moment, only you want to wearing a shirt." She said to Cody before hearing a squeaking sound. Everyone looked to see a giant rusty looking plane pull up on to the runway. A few nails fell off of it.
"Excuse me but I'd like to express some concern about the safety of our plane." Courtney spoke.
"Relax! It's perfectly safe." As Chris said that, a metal part of the plane fell off, letting a rat and raccoon run out of it. "Now boarding!"
"No! I can't ride in that!" Owen panicked. "Call the United Nations! Call a cab! Call my mom!" As Owen was panicking, Chris held a frying pan amd walked over to Owen. "No, I'm not doing this! I'm out! This is unethical!" Cody, Bridgette, and Lindsay watched as they cringed at sound of a bang. "Mommy." Owen weakly said as it showed him on the ground with a bump on his head as Chris stood nearby.
"Anyone else have a problem?"
"Nope!"
"Love it!"
"Dibs on the window seat!"
"Now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones! We're saving you a first class seat for all the action, right here on Total... Drama... Woorrrlllld Tooooooooouuuuuuurrrr!" Chris said singing the last part.
"Seriously?" Duncan said.
(Theme song)
Chris was leading the cast into the dining area of the plane.
"Singing? Really? I thought Chris was joking about that." Gwen said.
"Well I don't have a problem with it." Courtney shrugged.
"Yeah, cause you like singing." Leshawna told her.
"Well I don't!" Duncan said. "Girls sing, little birdies sing, Duncans do not sing!"
"Think I'll get to beatbox?" Harold asked Leshawna.
"I'll beat you if you try!" Duncan threatened.
"Why are you doing this to us?" Heather asked.
"Singing reality television shows are huge!" Chris explained. "And the worse the singing, the better. So there will be no vocal coaches, or rehearsal, or warning!" All the contestants started complaining. "Anywho, this is the dining area. Where you'll enjoy your inflight meals."
"Not for long eh! Prepare to lose to the Zeke!" Ezekiel boosted.
"Okay so not trying to be mean, but you do know you got booted first last time right?" Gwen asked.
"Word, and I spent every minute since making sure that don't happen again. I'm stronger, faster, smarter!"
"Blabby-er, chatty-er, can't shut up-er. Now zip it so I can finish this tour so we can get this bird in flight!" Chris snapped at Zeke.
"Is there a ladies room? Cause I gotta make a deposit." Leshawna asked.
"Just through there." Chris pointed behind him as Leshawna walked passed him.
Confessional: Leshawna
Leshawna entered the bathroom when she noticed the camera. "There's a camera in the potty? Again! Can't a sister get a little privacy on this program?!"
End of confessional
"Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations." Chris said as the camera zoomes out a bit to show the leaky economy section.
"Okay, but where are out beds?" Lindsay asked.
"Owen, care to demonstrate?" Chris said as the camera panned to Owen who was still passed out sitting on a bench and strapped to the wall.
"Plane! No!" He muttered before snoring again.
"That does not look comfortable!" Heather said.
"No comfort for losers." Chris said. "Safety harnesses and an emergency exit, but no comfort here, here, or here."
Sierra walked up to Chris and laughed. "Omg Chris I am just lol!"
"We should hit the winner's compartment eh. Cause I aint never gonna sit back here. Ha! Never!" Ezekiel said.
"Is never your policy on mouthwash too Homeschool?" Noah asked next to him
Now everyone was in the first class section of the plane.
"This is the first class cabin, the domain of each week's winners." Chris said as everyone was spread around the area. Alejandro was with Lindsay.
"Now this is the kind of accommodation ladies deserve."
"They get ladies in first class too? Lindsay asked before realizing he meant her. "Oh! Me! You meant me!"
Tyler, DJ, and Justin were watching the interaction.
"That guy is as smooth as mama's gravy." DJ said.
"Lindsay's suppose to like me." Tyler complained.
"Nobody can compete with gravy."
"Lindsay! I can do a handspring!" Tyler trued to do a handspring, whatever that is, but failed and faceplanted onto the floor.
"Oh my gosh. Poor... uh, I'm blanking on his name. Oh I know Alejandro." Lindsay said.
"That's my name." Alejandro told her.
"And what a nice name. Alejandro. I could say it all day."
"Please do." Alejandro said as Lindsay giggled. Heather and Justin looked at them with narrow eyes.
Cockpit confessional: Heather
"I can see right through that guy." Heather said as she looked around the cockpit. "You know, this extra confessional is a thousand times nicer than talking in the toilet."
The camera zoomed out to show Chef in the pilot seat wearing a pilot gear. "Maybe for you. I'm trying to prepare for a flight here." He said.
"Hello? Venting! Shh. Anyway, new guy is so transparent, so fake, so-"
"Deliciously seductive." Chef interrupted.
"That is exactly the opposite of what I was trying to say."
"Pretty good looking guy to boot." Chef said as he turned back around with Heather glaring at him. "I'm just saying."
"Ugh! Forget this!
Cockpit confessional: Justin
"Look, I'm just gonna say it. I don't trust that new guy at all. He's a lot like me from last season." Justin said. "He's trying to seduce the girls, but I can tell it's not genuine."
"Weren't you the same way last season though?" Chef asked.
"Exactly! That's how I know he can't be trusted. And plus, I'll also admit that I'm not exactly proud of myself for last season. This time I'll better game, whike keeping an eye on Alejandro."
"Sure you're not just jealous?"
"Me? Jealous? Ha! No way. He may have the looks, but I've still got my methods."
End of confessionals
Everyone were now in a different area of the plane.
"Woah, where are we now?" Cody asked. "A grand piano? Wood burning pizza oven? Four person hot tub with LED light show and dancing waters?"
Harold walked up to it. "How do I win this? My fair Leshawna loves a hot tub."
Chris walked up to him. "Easy tiger. These are my quarters. And they're off limits! Clear?!"
"Crystal."
"Oh Chris, I heart your limits." Sierra said from behind."
Confessional: Heather
"Anyway, with Beth gone, Linds-iot and Ale-whatever looking like a threat, my only option is to make friends with the new girl. But pretending to like that is gonna be hard. I do not heart the new girl."
End of confessional
"And that's pretty much it." Chris said as everyone was now back in the dining area. "I skipped the cargo hold and galley, but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later, when I "accidentally" lock you in them."
The plane started shaking as Bridgette fell into Alejandro's arms. "Woah!"
"Senorita, are you alright?"
"Is the earth moving?"
"No, but we are! Whooo" Izzy said.
"One more thing. I'm sure you remember a little something called the elimination ceremony. Takes place right in there my friends."
Everyone was now in the elimination area.
"If you don't receive a barf bag full of airline issue peanuts..."
"I got a peanut allergy yo! Or more like a, sensitivity." Ezekiel interrupts.
"You'll be forced to take the drop of shame." Chris continued.
"Okay, I just don't like-" Ezekiel was saying before Chris grabbed him by the shirt.
"Kinda like this!" He tossed Zeke out the door and onto the runway.
"Hey! Oh, good one eh!" He said running after the plane. "Now, slow down and let my bling back in!"
"All eliminations are final bro!" Chris called from the door.
The cast started flying away from Canada and were heading towards upper Africa. Everyone was sitting in the dining area.
"Every second we're getting closer to adventure." DJ said. "And further, from Mama."
"Cody Emmett Jameson Anderson." Sierra said Cody's full name. "I also know your birthday is on April 1st. You're my very own April fool." Soon a chime sound was heard as everyone looked towards Chris who was standing under a spotlight in an outfit and a cane.
"Whenever you hear that friendly little bell, it's musical number time! So, let's hear it."
"But what are we supposed to sing?" Courtney asked.
"You have to make it up as you go. Wouldn't be very challenging otherwise now would it?"
The music started as Courtney started the song off.
Courtney: (Stands up) Up!
Courtney and Izzy (Stands up): Up!
Courtney, Izzy, and Sierra (Stands up): Up!
Courtney, Izzy, Sierra, and Lindsay (Stands up): Up!
Harold: (Stands up) Sing!
Harold and Cody (Stands up): Sing!
Harold, Cody, and DJ (Stands up): Sing!
Harold, Cody, DJ, and Tyler (Stands up): Sing!
Heather, Leshawna, Bridgette, Courtney, Izzy, Sierra, and Lindsay: We're flying!
All but Duncan, Gwen, and Owen: And singing! We're flying and we're singing!
Sierra: (Pushing a food cart with Cody on it) Come fly with us!
Sierra and Cody: Come fly with us!
Izzy: (Pops out of an air shaft) Got a lot of crazy tunes to bust! Haha!
Bridgette: (Stands on a chair with her arms out) Come fly with us!
Bridgette and Lindsay (Stands on a chair with her arms out): Come fly with us!
Alejandro: (Comes from behind a chair and takes Bridgette's hand) It's a pleasure-
Justin: (Comes from behind another chair and takes Lindsay's hand) And an honor-
Alejandro and Justin: And a must!
(Bridgette and Lindsay both blush and giggle while Alejandro smirks at the glaring Justin)
Duncan: (Still sitting at a table) Dudes this is messed. You're singing in a plane.
Harold: What did you expect Chris is freaking insane! (Doing tricks with his nunchucks before hitting himself) Uhh!
Gwen: Yeah, but guys, you're singing on tv.
Courtney: (Dancing around Gwen) Haven't you always wanted to? It can't just be meeeeeeeeee!
DJ: (Dancing) Come fly with us!
Leshawna: (Dancing?) Come fly with us!
Heather: (Holding on to a seat in the cockpit) Do you know how to steer this thing?!
Chef: I try
(In the cargo hold)
Ezekiel: (Slowly rises from a bag) They thought they could leave me and depart! But this stowaway's got winning in his hea-a-a-art!
Tyler: (Looks out the window worriedly at the engine) Come fly with us!
Noah: (Also looks out the window at the engine) Come die with us!
Owen: (Looks out a different window) We're flying?! I hate flying stop the plane!
(Chris comes and whacks Owen on the head with a frying pan to shut him up)
Heather, DJ, Cody, and Sierra: Come fly with us! (Pops up next to an angry Duncan and Gwen sitting back to back) Come sing with us!
Duncan and Gwen: No!
Chris: Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination...
Bridgette: (Snatches the papers from Chris) All contestants must sing in each show!
Courtney: Duncan do it! Let's go!
Cody: Gwen sing it! Don't go!
Gwen: I don't wanna go home. (Gets up) Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
Courtney: Duncan come on please?!
Duncan: This suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks! (Camera zooms out as Duncan's singing to show everyone else but Owen around Duncan doing jass hands)
All but Duncan and Owen: (Jass hands) Yeah!
Noah: It sure does!
Chris was seen reading a newspaper when the P.A. came on.
"Enough singing fruitcakes." Chef said over the P.A. Strap yourselves in. We are now beginning our decent into Egypt." He said, now forgetting to turn off the P.A. "Musical number, worst idea ever! Chris is such an id- hey! Why is the P.A. light still on? Oh!" He tuned it off, even though Chris heard him with a sour face.
"We'll be right back."
All the contestants but Ezekiel were now outside the plane. Chris was dressed in any Egyptian outfit and carried on an Egyptian chair by two interns.
"It's a scorcher out here huh?" He sips the drink he's holding. "I call today's challenge... Pyramid Over Under!"
An 11-hour flight, Chef's in flight cuisine, a forest musical number, now we've got a challenge?!" Leshawna complained.
"Don't you love this game?!"
Everyone was now standing at a starting line.
"It's like we're being cooked inside a giant oven." Harold complained.
"It might help if you weren't dresses like a giant baked potato." Leshawna said next to him as the camera zooms out to show Harold was wearing a tin foil hat.
"Aluminum foil means the aliens can't read your brains. It's a real problem in this area." Harold claimed before Chris crashed two cymbals.
"Man, that's satisfying. Alright, pyramid over under means you choose how you'll get to the finish line. Either over or under the pyramid. Got it?" Everyone nodded. "Ready... set..."
"Wait up yo!" Someone called out. Everyone turned around to see Ezekiel running towards them. "Hey guys! Wait up!" He said finally catching up and moving to Chris. "I told you wasn't gonna lose this time eh!"
"Didn't we leave you in like Halifax or a whitehorse or whatever?"
"It's called landing gear homie. I climbed it, and hid in the cargo."
"Impressive, but you're still out."
"No way! I'm in it to win it! Word!"
"Hey, it's your funeral." Chris said before holding up his cymbals. "Set... go!" Everyone started running off to the pyramid.
The group that went inside the pyramid were Owen, Cody, Noah, Izzy, Leshawna, Harold, DJ, Justin, Heather, Sierra, and Ezekiel.
"Oh great, our friendly neighborhood host dude failed to mention there were different paths." Noah said.
"Hey Sierra, which way do you think we should go?" Heather asked.
"Me? Uh... eh... uh?"
"How do we know which way is right?" Owen asked.
"I know!" Izzy said. "Okay, I saw this in a spy movie once. You lick your finger and hold it up to find the air flow." Izzy licked her finger. "Mmm, this sand really crunches in your teeth. Fun. Okay, DJ give me your hand."
"Don't do it DJ." Leshawna warned. "You might catch a case of crazy! Come on Harold." Leshawna and Harold walked towards the middle door with DJ following.
"Oh, oh, oh! Let's take the scary mummy door!" Izzy said pointing to the right door.
Those who chose to go over the pyramid were figuring a way on how to climb.
Lindsay, Bridgette, and Tyler were looking up at the pyramid.
"Is it too late to go under instead?" Tyler asked.
"Alejandro's doing okay." Lindsay said looking up at the leaping Latin. "He's like the super cutest mountain goat in the world!" Lindsay said as Alejandro hopped back down.
Tyler went between Lindsay and Bridgette who were looking at Alejandro. "Wait, I can be a goat!"
Alejandro held a hand out for both the blonds. "May I be of assistance?" The two grabbed his hands as he pulled them up.
"Lindsay! I'm a goat! Baa!"
Courtney was tying a rope around Duncan's waist.
"Rock climbing was the team building challenge when I was a C.I.T. And if Tiffany Pryzlbewski (The writers really couldn't come up with something simple?) hadn't been such a lousy partner, I'd have won."
"I always said Tiffany was overrated." Duncan sarcastically said.
"Mock all you like Duncan, but my superior ballet skills are going to assure our victory." Both heard grunting and turned to see Gwen struggling to climb the pyramid.
"Hey Gwen, you need a hand?" Duncan called out.
"Would be nice yeah!" She answered.
"Fine." Courtney agreed. "But only because a three-person ballet is stronger."
Back in the pyramid Izzy, Owen, Noah, and Justin were still walking through the passage when something caught Izzy's attention.
"Oh, look!" She pointed to a huge pile of bandages. "We're in the nurses office!"
"It's a pyramid, not a highschool." Noah deadpanned.
"Costume party! Mummy me!" Izzy said tossing the boys some bandages. They all just looked at each other.
Alejandro had just arrived at the top of the pyramid with Lindsay and Bridgette on his shoulders. Tyler was trying to catch up.
"Lindsay! Wait up!" While climbing, Tyler accidentally touched a scorpion, which then stung him. "Ow! My hand! Whoa!" Tyler lost his footing and began tumbling down the pyramid in a hilarious way.
Inside the pyramid, Heather and Sierra were walking when Sierra accidentally stepped on a floor trap, which Heather noticed.
"Duck!" Heather quickly pushed Sierra down as arrow flew straight over their heads
"Oops, sorry Heather." Sierra apologized.
Heather kept her temper in check. "Honest mistake. Could have happened to anybody."
Harold, Leshawna, and DJ were running through the pyramid past some mummified animals when DJ stopped in front of them. "That's a real dog! Poor little guy."
"DJ, we don't have time to cry over a stuffed dog." Leshawna said, though was ignored.
"Hey little guy, wish I had a biscuit to give you." DJ said about to pet the dog, when Harold stopped him.
"No! Don't touch it. Old mummified animals are very fragile. If you touch it, you could destroy it which could curse you!"
"Woah! Really, a curse?!" Daj asked mortified.
"Yeah. You remember Beth's curse in season one. It could happen again." Harold warned.
"Woah, thanks for stopping me." DJ said stepping on a booby trapped step, releasing a bunch of scrubs from the ceiling.
"Scrubs! Run!" Harold cried as the three ran for their lives.
"Izzy?! Izzy?!" Owen called looking for Izzy.
"Dude, she's lost." Justin said. "We gotta go!"
"Poor Izz."
"Poor Izz? She kept insisting we go in circles because she smelled something lucky." Noah reminded.
"Oh I think that might have been my fault." Owen said nervously before farting. "Airplane food." Owen continued walking as Noah rolled his eyes as he and Justin followed behind.
"Between you and me, I feel safer away from Izzy than with her." Justin whispered.
"You and me both Anti-Me." Noah agreed.
Confessional: Noah
"I've seen some of the fan cites, and a lot of them over exaggerate the way me and Justin interact. They make us seem like we're mortal enemies just because of our rivalry during the Island special. I'm not saying we're friends or anything, he's still the Anti-Me, but we aren't always at each other's throats either."
End of confessional
Ezekiel was alone in one of the passages.
"Guys? Anybody? An intercom? What the shizzle? Yo players! Is this thing on?" Ezekiel pressed the intercom, which caused a pile of bandages to fall on top of him.
Alejandro had just sat Lindsay and Bridgette down.
"It's too steep for me to carry you down." He said. Bridgette looked around before noticing a sign.
"I'm a surfer, I can surf!" Bridgette said pulling out the sign.
"And your form is appealing!" The three looked down to see Duncan, Courtney, and Gwen making their way up.
"Gee, thanks Courtney. I was just wondering about that!" Gwen said dryly.
"Y'know, you're only here because I'm feeling nice today." Courtney said matter-of-factly
"Wow, this is you being nice? My sympathies." Gwen sarcastically responded.
"Are you hearing this Duncan? You're not gonna let her get away with this!" Courtney said as Duncan rolled his eyes and groaned as the three made it to the top alongside Alejandro, Lindsay, and Bridgette.
At the bottom, Harold, DJ, and Leshawna were seen running out of the pyramid snd across the finish line.
"Good work guy!" Chris said.
"We're first?" DJ asked. "We're first!"
"Go stand behind the number one."
"In Egyptian, it's Wiciyat." Harold said. One look from Chris told Harold to stop talking.
In the pyramid, Heather, Cody, and Sierra were running from Izzy who was dressed and walking like a mummy.
"Guys, guys, guys, how about another musical number?! A pyramid's just a triangle with room inside. I would be awesome as Frankenstein's bride!" Izzy sang.
"Hey brick house, I found your girl." Noah called.
"Izz!" Owen said walking up to who they think is Izzy dressed as a mummy. "Say, you do make a cute mummy. Hey, you got a kiss for old...?" Owen moved in for a kiss, but the figure moved back and started groaning.
Justin and Noah both had fearful looks.
"Uh is it just me, or does Izzy seem off?" Justin asked.
"That's not Izzy?" Noah said. "Ruuuuuunnn!"
"I'm telling you, we need to untie!" Gwen yelled at Courtney.
"And I'm telling you it's unsafe!" Courtney yelled back. "I'm team leader!" The girls starting arguing again which got on Duncan's last nerves.
"Forget this!" He said to himself as he used his pocket knife to cut himself from the rope and started hopping down the pyramid, leaving the arguing duo behind without even realizing he's gone without them. When he got to the bottom he walked across the finish line.
"Welcome Duncan." Chris greeted. "Go join team one." Duncan walked over to his team. He and Harold glared at each other, but no words were or needed to be said.
Confessional: Harold
"I'm stuck on a team with Duncan again?! Gosh!"
Confessional: Duncan
"Being stuck with Harold for the third time is lame, but at least I've got DJ as good company."
End of confessionals
"Good to have you on the team Duncan!" DJ said giving his friend a high five.
Alejandro, Bridgette, and Lindsay were riding down the pyramid on the sign. When they made it down they got off.
"Awesome!" Bridgette said.
"Ladies, after you." Alejandro said as the girls walked across the finish line to their team. Alejandro was about to join them when Chris stopped him.
"Not so fast. This season, three teams! Bridgette and Lindsay round out team one. Alejandro, you're the first member of team two!"
"In Egyptian, it's Atenain." Harold said, earning a finger flick on the back of the head and a "shut it dork" from Duncan.
"Thank you Duncan." Chris said before turning back to Alejandro. "If it's any consolation, you do get..." Chris gestured to Tyler tumbling to the bottom of the pyramid and getting his head stuck in the sand.
"Uh, Tyler, is it?"
"Yep. And you also get..." Chris gestured to Noah, Justin, and Owen running out of the pyramid across the finish line screaming. "Congratulations."
"That's... wonderful." Alejandro said putting on a fake smile.
Confessional: Alejandro
"(Bleep) que de (bleep) incompetentes (bleep)!
Confessional: Justin
"So I'm on a team with the new guy huh? Alright then. Least I can keep a closer eye on him.
End of confessionals
Sierra was seen running out of the pyramid holding Cody with Heather running behind them.
"Oh I'm so happy we found you!" Sierra said. "Heather, aren't you so happy?!"
"I'm so happy, I could scream." Heather said still putting up the nice girl act. Soon they made it across the finish line.
"We did it!" Sierra cheered setting Cody down. "Group hug! Come on Heather you too!" Heather rolled her eyes and awkwardly joined the hug with a fake smile.
"And, hug's over." Chris said. "Sierra, get behind the number two." Sierra complied and walked up to her team. "Heather and Cody, you'll be on team three."
"In Egyptian-"
"No one cares Harold."
Cody looked around. "Where's Gwen? N-not like I care. Just curious."
Duncan cleared his throat to gain everyone's attention and just pointed to the top of the pyramid. Everyone looked to see Gwen and Courtney still arguing. Chris rolled his eyes and got out his megaphone and started shouting through it.
"Courtney! Gwen! In case you haven't noticed, Duncan and most of the others are already here! So hurry and get your butts down here so I can go on my ice cream break!" Chris yelled.
"Ice cream?!" Owen said at full attention.
"What the?!" Courtney and Gwen looked down the pyramid to see that Duncan had in fact already made it down without them knowing. "Hey!" Courtney started hopping down the pyramid, dragging Gwen along with her and walking towards Duncan. "When did you make it down here?!"
"When you two were squawking on that stupid pyramid in this stupid heat! No way was I finna stand their and listen!" Duncan retorted. Chris got in between them.
"And on top of that, Courtney and Gwen will be joining team three!" Chris said as Gwen and an angry Courtney we to join Heather and Cody.
"Hey Gwen." Cody greeted. "Looks like we're teammates again."
Confessional: Cody
"I'm lucky to be on the same team as Gwen again. Maybe this season I'll get lucky and finally win her over. That is, if Sierra doesn't get in the way."
End of confessional
Izzy, still dressed as a mummy, was running out of the pyramid carrying the other mummy figure.
"Izzy, no!" Owen cried.
"You're carrying the undead!" Noah yelled.
"I always knew that girl would be the end of me!" Justin said.
"Cool! Bite me and I could be your undead friend like Frankenstein." Izzy said as the figure jumped out of her arms and took the bandages off of their face, revealing to be Ezekiel.
"Thanks for all the help you knobs."
"Is this the "mummy" you three were panicking about?" Alejandro asked, causing Owen, Noah, and Justin to feel a bit stupid.
"In hindsight, we weren't exactly thinking straight." Noah excused.
"Izzy, go join team-"
"Teleta, or three. Ow! My right kidney!" Harold said off screen, before getting elbowed by Duncan.
Ezekiel ran up to Chris. "Come on guy! After all this you gotta let me back in the game!"
"Fine!" Chris said pushing Ezekiel away. "Only because the teams will be uneven. Go join team three."
"Yes!" Ezekiel cheered.
"Okay teams, talk amongst yourselves and determine a team name. You have three minutes while I enjoy, this ice cream cone!" Chris said licking his ice cream.
"Team Victory!" Team one shouted, as a gold trophy icon was showed on screen.
"Team Amazon!" The girls and Ezekiel said of team three while Courtney accidentally kicked Cody in the nuts. A pink female symbol icon showed on screen.
"Hey! Me and Ezekiel aren't girls!" Cody complained, but was ignored.
Team two were having a hard time deciding a team name until Sierra came up with something.
"Got it! Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot!"
"What?!" The rest of the team said.
A blue Chris faces icon was showed on screen, but was then grabbed and frisbeed away by Noah.
"Hell no! I'm not gonna be on a team named after that guy!" He complained.
"How about Team Fierce?" Justin suggested.
"Yeah, I like that!" Tyler agreed.
"Very well. We're Team Fierce!" Alejandro claimed as a blue fire icon was shown.
"Alright. Woulda preferred the other one, but whatever. Here are your rewards. Team Amazon, you win a camel." (Fun fact: that's actually my last name). Chris gestured to the camel that's standing next to a goat as Izzy clapped. "Team Fierce, you win a goat." The goat rammed into Tyler. "And Team Victory, here you go." Chris said holding up a stick.
"So the guys who come in last get a camel and we get a damn stick?!" Leshawna asked annoyed.
"All will be explained, if I feel like it, next time, right here on Total... Drama... Wo-o-o-r-r-r-ld Toooooooooouuuuur!"
This is something I've been wanting to do for awhile so here we are. I wanted to write my own season of how I would have had World Tour go if Duncan didn't quit. I didn't planning of adding Justin at first, but after thinking about it, I realized that there aren't many fics with him in a season unless it's about Action or an underdog season. And all the fics that do have him in something else either have him eliminated early or isn't even complete. So I decided to add him here and give him his time to shine. This is also gonna be one of the few fics where he isn't some jackass with no plot. I knew from the start that I wanted Justin and Duncan to be on Team Fierce (Former Team Chris because no) and Team Victory respectively for future plots, which left someone else to go to Team Amazon. It was a little tough to choose, but I decided on Zeke for another future plot. Yep, things are gonna change around these here parts. See ya next time!