ACT 1

As the toon starts, The Homestar Runner was cleaning up using his vacuum cleaner, when his hat accidentally gets sucked into it. "Hey, you zucked the zombo out of me!" said The Homestar Runner, causing him to turn off his vacuum cleaner, open it, and grab his hat from there. "There you are, propeller polly. You could have been lost while cleaning up the leftovers!" he said, as then he continues his vacuuming process.

One of his pals, old-timey Marzipan, arrives with a package. "Look what came in the mail today!" she said. The Homestar Runner was intrigued by the package, and decides to open it, only to reveal Old-Timey Strong Bad, accompanied by a musical sting. "AHAHAHA!" he laughed, "Today's scheme will be my most powerful! I will cause an uprising of not living! I'll be right back with the Sneak and Strong Man!" He then left the scene, leaving Fat Dudley to enter.

"Oh diddly dang," The Homestar Runner said, "Here we go with another ghostly scheme. How's about we invite some pals outside our environment?" Fat Dudley agrees to this, with a string of musical noises. "Then let's get to work," The Homestar Runner replied, pulling out a telephone. And this is when the plan starts.

ACT 2

In a grassy land with some bushes, The Homestar Runner and his friends are waiting for their special guest to arrive. "This is it, guys. We will be seeing our pal any minute now!" He said, and in came their special guest. That special guest being Stinkoman from 20X6. "The Homestar Runner, it's been a long time since we have met in person!" Stinkoman said, "Even then, you still look dumb!" The Homestar Runner can only respond with a "What?" Stinkoman then said, "Ha-ha-ha! Dumb dumb dumb!" The Homestar Runner is not offended by this.

"Well about that, there's an uprising of not living," he said. Stinkoman is taken aback. "Oh, that. The "uprising of not living"," he said, "Sounds like an awesome challenge! Let us go everywhere and fight it all out!" But none of them noticed Old-Timey Strong Bad come out of one of the bushes with a pistol. "But we didn't prepare for any of this at all!" The Homestar Runner responded, but Stinkoman replied, "I have such strong shooting powers, this uprising will be a breeze!" But then, Old-Timey Strong Bad pulls the pistol's trigger...

The bullet pierced through Stinkoman's stummy, "life-stopping" him almost instantly. As he fell to the ground, The Homestar Runner panics at Stinkoman's "end of the line". "Stinkoman, are you okay?!" He yelled, "If you are, just blink!" From behind the bushes, Old-Timey Strong Bad is ready to carry out the plan with his henchmen Strong Man and The Sneak. "The victim has been dispatched," he announced, "Now to press the button to invoke the uprising!" He pushes the button, and the ground starts to rumble.

Back to The Homestar Runner and his crew, where the ground stats to rumble around them. "Uh oh," said The Homestar Runner, in response to the rumbling ground. "It's the uprising of not living!" Old-Timey Marzipan cried, knowing something is gonna go terrible. "We gotta get out of here!" The Homestar Runner announced, as they run away, except for Stinkoman, as his body is then reanimated. As he gets up, it cuts to black.

ACT 3

The Homestar Runner and his crew run to a box labelled "SOME HAMS", telling Sickly Sam about the "uprising of not living", Cue Sickly Sam exiting the box. "We gotta prepare for what's to come!" The Homestar Runner shouted, "Those empty shells are going to eat our food and water supply!" And in a moment, they hear the zombies, spouting old text commands like "Get ye flask" and "Buy Kerrek a cold one". "Oh diddly dang!" The Homestar Runner yelled, "The zombies have found us! Run!" And so they ran for their lives.

While running from the zombies, they happen to bump into Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Sneak. "Watch where you're going," Old-Timey Strong Bad yelled, "you almost pushed us down!" "Look closely, those zombies are going to end our journeys if you don't prepare!" replied The Homestar Runner, "Accumulate those weapons and shoot down those zombies!" Old-Timey Strong Bad for sure didn't need any help. "I don't need your assistance! All I want is to see you fall to those pests so that I'll take them down one by one!" He said, as a shadowy figure appears behind him. "When you finally lose to them, it will be a victory for me, so you won't interfere it!"

"It's my first brain! At long last!" The shadowy figure said in a familiar voice. Old-Timey Strong Bad looked behind him and asked, "What was that?!" The shadowy figure revealed himself to be a zombified Stinkoman, who bites Old-Timey Strong Bad's arm. "Aaahh! The zombies have caught up to us!" cried Old-Timey Strong Bad, "Our brains are doomed!" Zombie Stinkoman doesn't have any time for anything anymore. He tells the heroes, "You guys take that guy's weapons. I'll take it from here."

The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Marzipan, Fat Dudley, and Sickly Sam, take a bat, boxes of ammo, some pistols, a few revolvers, and a pencil. They then run away, as Zombie Stinkoman prepares to eat Old-Timey Strong Bad's brain, as the latter cries, "Don't just leave me here in pain, do something!" This was the end for him, as he screamed when his brain was biten.

ACT 4

They have went inside the Glue Factory, where they use some glue left over from the factory's work to glue the pistols and revolvers together, for added damage. "Okay, Sickly Sam. Today's the first day you'll ever be able to fight back against a threat." The Homestar Runner said, "Let's glue some of those weapons we scavenged and go into town!" And so, they decide to head out with their glued weapons to take down the zombies.

The zombies (Including Stinkoman) stand outside the Glue Factory, bewildered by a door. The door slams open, with the four holding glued firearms. "Let's see how these brainless bins will react," uttered a serious The Homestar Runner. And in came the firing. Many zombies were shot down in the process, and as they tried to escape, they got surrounded by more zombies, they tried to shoot them down, but they ran out of ammo, with Sickly Sam using his last ammo to shoot down Zombie Old-Timey Strong Bad.

"Oh dear," shuddered The Homestar Runner, "We're gonna have to take cover, we're out of ammo!" They tried to protect each other, and it cut to black... It seemed like the long journey is over, but Zombie Stinkoman came to their rescue. He ate the rest of the zombies' brains, saving their lives in the process. It seems like the only zombie left was Stinkoman, of all people. The Homestar Runner and his crew were relieved that they have been saved, but it looked like their problem isn't finished yet.

"At last, it's just you and me, The Homestar Runner." said Zombie Stinkoman, having developed a crush on him. The Homestar Runner is confused by this, as he has never seen a zombie fall in love with him before. "Ever since I became a zombie, I developed romantic feelings for you," Zombie Stinkoman said, "It's been so strong, that I'd kill for your love." The Homestar Runner starts to feel more uncomfortable as the zombie announces his romantic love for the former. " I'd eat so many zombie brains with you, it feels like a lingering urge just percieved this challenge to be even easier," continued Zombie Stinkoman, "Will you please go out on a date with me?"

The Homestar Runner retaliates to such behavior, pulling out the vacuum cleaner from earlier. "Sorry, but I don't find Strong Bads attractive," said The Homestar Runner. As he turns on the vacuum cleaner, it drains Zombie Stinkoman of all his color, much to the latter's chagrin. "Hey, you zucked the zombo out of me!" said Zombie Stinkoman, and the toon ends.