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Story Start!

"Hahahahahah! Look at you! You look like a goth chick."

"Shut it."

"Is that NAIL POLISH... HAH... I have no idea where the hell we ended up, but you look like a total dork like this... HAH! Aaaaah, how cute, even your sword has become chibi-fied!"

Uzumaki Naruto was laughing his ass off as he looked at his best friend with an entirely new art style that didn't fit him at all. He didn't know how he got to where he was, what happened, or why their bodies had changed to a different shape, but seeing his best friend looking like he currently looked was enough for him to bust his gut laughing.

It was almost like they were manga characters who had gotten drawn by a different artist completely.

"You're wearing nail polish too." Sasuke decided to point out as he looked at his black nails. He smirked when Naruto looked down at his own orange nails, before he frowned when Naruto tried his best to hold back his laughter at himself.

"Hahahaha! I look like I'm a stripper too, this is HILARIOUS! But hey, at least I'm not a goth..." Naruto stopped when Sasuke stabbed his sword right between his crossed legs, inches away from his dick. Naruto looked down at where the sword was stabbed. "... Not cool dude, not cool... actually..." Naruto pulled his pants forward and peeked.

Yep, that was changed too.

Naruto relaxed and leaned back, while Sasuke crossed his arms and looked towards to Naruto, before he sighed.

"... So..."

"Yep, in all seriousness, I saw a flash of light and then I was here with you. Guess my attempt at humor didn't change our situation too much." Naruto was done being chuckles for the moment. He didn't know what their situation was in all honesty. Naruto unzipped his jacket and pulled out a white book that he felt was in there.

Weird.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"... Chaos and Order Heaven Coin collection... you most likely represent Order then." Sasuke stated as he looked at the title of the book. Considering how he lived his life, or considering how he changed sides as easily as the wind changed directions, he figured he couldn't be anything but chaos. He had heard that Naruto defeated Pain, and he had mastered Senjutsu, which was a power that was far more orderly and in tune with nature than chaos.

Naruto was also, personally, a bit of a goody goody when it didn't involve pranks.

"Heaven coins... small manual here. Seems we have to collect 1,000 Heaven Coins, and this world's God will transport us back to our world. Well, at least we have a goal." Naruto hopped to his feet. The book magically had enough coin slots for 1,000 coins.

Collect 1,000 Heaven Coins and go home.

"You're not going to question how we got here... or even why we were chosen to be summoned here?" Sasuke asked with a raised eyebrow.

Naruto rolled his neck.

"Nope, questioning why we were brought here or why we were chosen doesn't change anything. We know what we need to... what is this Pink and Green thing?" Naruto noticed a small plush that looked like a slug, quite slug-like, was trying to get their attention. It's head was slug shaped and pink, but the rest of the body looked like a plush animal, with a green skirt. It had it's forehead covered with a velcro diamond. "... Well, I guess I'll call this thing Velcro." Naruto deadpanned as he picked up the moving stuffed animal.

He didn't know why, but the thing gave him vibes like he should know it.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow, before he scoffed and looked away. Velcro seemed saddened by his lack of interest in her, since it was wearing a skirt Naruto would just assume it was female designed. Sasuke blinked, before he noticed his own jacket contained the same book as what Naruto had. He pulled it out, without letting Naruto see he had one, before he hid it right back inside of his jacket.

"How do we get Heaven Coins exactly?" Naruto rubbed the back of his head.

He didn't have a clue what a Heaven Coin even was, or how a person would go about getting them.

"... Before that... how did you defeat Pain?"

"How did YOU defeat Itachi?" Naruto responded back without wasting a moment. Sasuke shut up instantly, the second Itachi's name was stated. He sighed, before he understood that Naruto was telling him indirectly that he didn't want to talk about it. Naruto took a deep breath, before he got himself pumped up. "... Lets do some good deeds." Naruto stated with a grin.

Sasuke just raised an eyebrow.

"Good Deeds."

"Heaven, obviously to get Heaven Coins, you do good deeds... Also, in case you haven't noticed... we're kind of a little stuck in the desert... with no map... and I don't know about you, but my chakra is being suppressed... I can barely use any of it." Naruto didn't like it the more he thought about it. It wasn't their best situation to find themselves in at least.

Sasuke nodded his head.

He was being suppressed as well, though he wouldn't say it out loud. He wasn't going to say that even when Naruto was being suppressed, he still had more chakra than when he (Sasuke) wasn't being suppressed. It just showed the vast difference between their raw chakra amounts, in how a suppressed Naruto had more chakra than he did when he was unsuppressed. It was humbling, and he didn't want to say it out loud.

Naruto would gloat.

He would never hear the end of it.

"... Sasuke... How blind are you right now?"

'He knows about my Mangekyo... and he knows I've lost a lot of my vision.' Sasuke wasn't shocked that Naruto noticed the small changes in him. Sasuke could only look say nothing and act like he didn't even hear Naruto's question at all. There was no good answer for the question, at least not an answer that would end peacefully between them.

"Man, imagine having super eyes and going blind, that must be pretty ironic. If it were me, I would have turned off my stupid red eyes, quit being a ninja, and hung up my stupid sword on the wall right away." Naruto started walking with his hands behind his head.

Sasuke smirked.

...

"I'm going to stab you."

"Hahaahaaaaa!" Naruto started to run as Sasuke chased after him, sword ready to cut him. His comment was just something that got under Sasuke's skin too much. He enjoyed the fact that he could still just as easily annoy Sasuke as he could when they were kids. "Protect me Velcro!"

"VEL!?"

Naruto used the stuffed creature he nicknamed Velcro as an animal shield.

*Stab*

"VELCRO!"

Yes, it was stuffed animal abuse, and the stuffed animal bled like a normal animal.

The sakura blossom colored creature was not a fan of being stabbed.

Chapter End!
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