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Raikou, Entei, and Suicune stood in the middle of an abandoned film lot. Numerous warehouses decorated the background, as well as old trash and other props.
"Last time on Ultimate Total Pokemon Island...Altaria and Espeon battled it out in the finale! The ladies faced hard times as they sped through the forest completing different challenges. When they made it to the final challenge, the Tower of Power, it was thought that Espeon was going to win...but because of the rules of the challenge, Altaria ended up winning 10 trillion Pokédollars and a lifetime supply of Pokeblocks", Raikou recapped.
Suicune continued, "Yep, now, we're in an abandoned lot, where 25 of our veteran players will compete with a whopping 48 newcomers for 20 trillion Pokédollars and a lifetime supply of poffins!"
Entei rolled his eyes, deadpanning, "New idiots… New drama… New hate… Can we just get this over with?!"
"Fine...fine..." Raikou groaned. "Follow me..."
Following the Thunder Pokémon's lead, Suicune and Entei trailed Raikou to a fake White House Building with a red carpet in the front.
Having not been bothered to inspect the lot beforehand, the Volcano Pokémon inquired, "Uh… What's this place for?".
Raikou chuckled. "Well, I decided that, instead of revealing to the viewers which veterans are returning… We're gonna introduce the newcomers first..." he elucidated.
Hearing that, Suicune and Entei exchanged looks. Clearing her throat, the Aurora Pokémon commented, "Uh… Interesting…"
She honestly didn't think it really mattered. However, at the same time, she knew that people preferred familiarity over change. So, while she wasn't expecting this to go over well, she decided to just go along with it.
Entei, on the other hand, groused, "Does it really matter? Or are you just looking for brownie points?"
Ignoring him, Raikou continued, "And in courtesy of the rule "ladies first", we're gonna allow the gals to come first, then the guys..."
The lion huffed, "Funny, usually it's the other way around…"
Suicune rolled her eyes, though she was inclined to agree. Raikou gave the Volcano Pokémon a look, retorting, "And have you found someone else to take care of that for you?"
Entei glared at him in return. He still had a slight crush on the electric smilodon, yes, but he also wasn't too concerned with trying to find someone else. "Fuck off," he growled.
"Mhm..." Raikou hummed. A few moments later, a large red and white bus rolled up. Taking notice, a smile formed on Raikou's face, while both Suicune and Entei wore unimpressed looks. "And wouldn't you know it? It looks like the first set of newcomers has arrived!"
"Does everything these mortals use need to have a damn Poké Ball aesthetic?" Entei groused, while Suicune just shook her head.
The bus opened its doors, allowing the first set of girls to check out their new digs. The first one was a feline that was pale in color, she had a purple fluff around her neck and purple tail and ears. The second was a brown deer; she had antlers that looked like lush green trees and fur at the back of her neck.
The third one had purple leaves covering over her face and a mahogany body. She had green leaves at the top and a purple stem at the top. The fourth was a green-colored dinosaur. She had a pink and white flower wrapped around her neck and short yellow antennae on her forehead. The fifth and final one of that set was pink and egg-shaped. She had pink "hair" curls and white fluff around her waist. She also had an egg in her pouch.
"Welcome Delcatty, Sawsbuck, Cherrim, Meganium, and Blissey!" Raikou introduced. "How are you girls doing?"
Checking her surroundings, Delcatty huffed, "Whatever… I guess it's better than nothing…"
Slightly confused by her response, Raikou replied, "Uh…"
"Oh, ignore her…" Blissey chirped, waving away the Prim Pokémon, who gave the Happiness Pokémon the stink-eye. "It's nice to meet you. I've never met a Legendary face-to-face before!"
Raikou chuckled, "Well, it's nice to meet you, too." Turning back to his co-hosts, he widened his eyes, as if telling them to speak.
Entei groaned, while Suicune approached with her own smile. "I'm Suicune… Good to see you. Hopefully this is the start of a 'girl power' movement."
"Possibly," Meganium tittered with a sly smirk. "You never know…"
"Yeah, how about no?" Entei scoffed, finally walking up. "One of you literally won the last season. If anything, we need 'man power'."
"Aaand the conversation's derailed," Raikou interjected. "Uh… ladies, if you could move to the side, I think the next bus is arriving…"
"Oh, right, th-
"Mhm mhm..." Cherrim suddenly mumbled through her leaves, cutting Blissey off.
The hosts exchanged glances before Suicune replied, "Uh, sorry, I couldn't get that..."
"Mhm mhm!" the Blossom Pokémon repeated, slightly louder.
"Ugh..."Entei groaned, rolling his eyes in annoyance.
"Ugh...is right", Delcatty huffed. "She's been doing that same exact noise ever since she got on the bus."
"Um… Like, I'll help. Now that we're off of the bus..." Sawsbuck sheepishly chimed in. Staring up at the sky, she used Sunny Day. Her antlers glowed a bright white as multiple leaves flew off and burst, emitting rays of light.
This proximity to sunlight allowed Cherrim to change form, with her yellow and pink body now fully visible. Taking a deep breath, the Blossom Pokémon turned to Sawsbuck, "Thank you…"
She then turned her attention to Delcatty with a glare, "And for your information, Delcatty, I was trying to say 'Help me'."
"Well, this sure is fun..." Meganium muttered sarcastically, feeling antsy. This interaction was fun and all, but she really wanted to move on.
"I agree with ya. Now, go stand at the entrance of that fake-ass building," Entei instructed flatly, gesturing to a large cutout of a saloon.
Delcatty smirked at the Volcano Pokémon as she and the other four girls went where they were told. Entei noticed and gave her a small smirk back.
Taking note of this, Raikou deadpanned, "Entei..."
The Volcano Pokémon jerked his head in the Thunder Pokémon's direction, not liking what he was insinuating, "What? I like her attitude, that's it."
Suicune chuckled to herself, whispering to Raikou, "And I thought it was opposites attract..."
Raikou chuckled as the next bus pulled up. As its doors opened, six girls made their way off this time.
The first one was green and pale. Leaves flowed along her back, and there yellow V-shaped adornment wrapped around her neck.
The second one was a bipedal fox. She had white chest fur and mahogany fur that fit her like a robe. Her ears also had masses of fluffy fur inside each one. Something immediately noticeable was the semi-seductive gleam in her eyes, as if she knew what she wanted immediately.
The third one resembled a windchime. She was blue in coloration, but had slight pink sections. She also had a yellow suction cup atop her head.
The fourth one had bright yellow eyes and lavender skin, with her ears being an even darker purple. The fur around her neck and lower half was black.
The final two ladies had similar features. They were both canid-like, though one had a much longer tail than the other, that also ended with a fin. One was yellow and spiky, while the other was blue and had traits of a fish.
"Alright, Servine, Delphox, Chimecho, Noibat, Jolteon, and Vaporeon, welcome to the lot", Suicune greeted.
"Thanks..." Vaporeon beamed, while Jolteon simply nodded in return.
The remaining girls actually inspected the lot before giving any responses. Noibat, similar to Delcatty deadpanned, "Yeah, whatever… I'm just here because my parents wanted me out of the cave."
"This place seems kinda old…" Servine observed, with Chimecho nodding in agreement.
"Yeah… That's the point," Entei commented. "You think we'd use an active lot?
Raikou hip-checked the Volcano Pokémon, giving him a glare. "Ignore the grump…" he replied. "This place will get the job done. Plus, its age gives it a lot of character. You may find a lot of fun things in one of these warehouses."
"Ooh… Define fun~" Delphox purred, rubbing her chin, eyeing the warehouses.
Recognizing that tone of voice and her figure, Entei's eyes widened, "Uh… You know Delphox. You look kinda… familiar."
"I'm sure I do..." she seductively, strutting past everyone, her tail stroking the underside of Entei's chin.
Entei shivered once she joined the other girls. The girls that got off with her exchanged surprised looks.
"Uh… Is she-" Servine began, pointing towards the Fox Pokémon.
"Yes… Yes she is," Raikou chortled, finding Entei's reaction humorous. "We don't discriminate around here. If we find you interesting, you have a chance at getting on."
"And it's a bonus if they get you off, it looks like," Noibat teased, seeing that Entei was still a bit frozen.
Suicune huffed at seeing the Volcano Pokémon's state, "Males…"
Seeing that the next bus was arriving, Suicune instructed, "Okay, girls, the next bus has arrived. Head on over and join the others."
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While the hosts continued introducing the new arrivals, the waiting ladies began conversing a bit in order to get to know each other. Or, at the very least, offer a bit of commentary and predictions.
Sawsbuck sighed, "So far, no guys… This sucks so far."
"I know," Delcatty concurred. "I was looking forward to having some of them drooling over me so I can turn them down…"
Hearing this, Noibat stifled a laugh, "I'm sorry, but who exactly would drool over you? I've seen Perrserker than look better. Plus, I thought cats hate getting wet."
A couple of the other girls giggled, causing Delcatty to glower at the bat. "And who would gawk and stare at your ugly face?" she retorted. "You look like a prehistoric Zubat mixed with a hairball."
"Hey, watch yourself sister!" Noibat retorted, as the two glared at each other.
An already exasperated Jolteon sighed, "And… We're off."
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"Cubchoo, Bellossom, Froslass, Mandibuzz, Gothitelle, and Skuntank", Raikou greeted. "Welcome to the show."
"Thanks..." Skuntank replied, looking around the vicinity.
"So, how was the ride?" Entei asked with a smirk, expecting poor answers.
"Actually, it was fine..." Bellossom answered.
Cubchoo nodded in agreement, "No complaints here."
Hearing these responses, Entei was a bit disappointed and slightly annoyed, sardonically replying, "Well… I would have never guessed that riding with a skunk would be enjoyable or okay."
Hearing this, the Skunk Pokémon let out a sigh, scowling, "Gee thanks..."
"And… as predicted, you're already hating the newbies since you just hate everything with a pulse," Gothitelle spat sharply, folding her arms.
Entei eyed the Astral Body Pokémon with an unbothered expression. Was that supposed to hurt him in some way? He then realized what was going on and chortled, "Ah… right, I forgot some of you have actually seen these damn shows and aren't just in over your heads…"
Once again choosing to ignore the Volcano Pokémon, Raikou turned to the remaining girls who hadn't said anything, "Froslass…? Mandibuzz…?" You girls alright?"
"I mean… What is there to say?" Mandibuzz inquired. "Just… another competition show. Obviously, I'm going to win it, but otherwise…"
"Oh, that's some confidence you've got there," Suicune acknowledged. "I like that. What about you, Froslass?"
Without speaking a word, Froslass simply floated to the other girls.
With a sigh, Suicune turned to the remaining ladies. "Alright then. Follow Froslass…"
Exchanging looks, the other girls eventually followed their instructions and trailed the Snow Land Pokémon.
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Approaching the other girls, they immediately realized that they were looking at only female players. Similarly, the fact that it was another set of girls approaching was beginning to annoy the girls that were already there.
"Wow… Only girls?" Mandibuzz queried rhetocially, landing in front of them. "That's new. I don't think any show's done this before…"
"If this is an all-girl season, I'm quitting", Vaporeon whined. "I'd like to see more meat around these parts."
"That's something I'd expect you to say," Servine commented, looking at Delphox, who only giggled in response.
"Yeah and it's way more interesting seeing boys fight and argue then deal with...this..." s
"Ugh...stop complaining already..." said Delcatty. "I stopped, so so should you..."
"Ooh...someone woke up on the wrong side of the litterbox..." said Skuntank.
"And someone woke up on the pile of garbage..." said Delcatty.
Skuntank growled at her.
"Come on, she doesn't even stink..." said Cubchoo.
"Quiet snot-nose" said Delcatty.
All of the girls glared at the cat as the second to last van appeared.
Out of it stepped out six more girls.
The first one was a purple dragon. She had green eyes and spots and she slightly oozed green slime.
The second looked like a kangaroo. She had a green mushroom cap on her head, a green body and a long tail.
The third one was like a mongoose. She had white fur with red marks that resembled scars. Her eyes were pink, her tail was fluffy, and she had sharp, black claws.
The fourth one was a purple ghost. She had a crest that looked like a hat. Her arms were somehat long and she had a dress for a body that made her look like a witch.
The fifth one resembled a shark. She had a god cross on her snout. She had spikes on her legs and arms and more fins on her arms and back.
The sixth of this set was a blue and yellow fish. She had red eyes and lights on her head.
"Okay, Goodra, Breloom, Zangoose, Mismagius, Garchomp, and Lanturn. Welcome..." greeted Raikou.
Goodra giggled. "Hello..."
"Sup", said Breloom with a smile.
Zangoose, Mismagius, and Garchomp rolled their eyes.
"Hey..." greeted Lanturn.
"Okay...you girls are before the final van, so go on and talk and such with the fellow girls over there..." said Suicune.
The six girls of this set were shocked to see that there were only girls at the entrance.
"Great..." growled Garchomp as she and the others went over to them.
"Can you just shut up and stop insulting everyone you prissy ass bitch?" asked Noibat, angrily.
Delcatty rolled her eyes.
"Well...looks like this really IS gonna be all girls..." said Sawsbuck as she noticed the newest set of girls approaching.
"That'd be retarded..." said Mismagius.
"I hope not..." said Goodra. "That'd be awkward everyday..."
"You said it..." said Breloom. "But it won't be likely..."
"What makes you say that?" asked Zangoose. "Those hosts said that we were the second to last set."
"They said on the application 48 will be accepted..." explained Breloom. "And there are..."
"23 of us so far..." finished Skuntank. "Then that means there will be 24 boys and 24 girls if they wanna be fair..."
"But remember...last season they weren't really fair..." said Cherrim.
"Ugh...shut up already! We'll see now...the "last" van is here..." said Delcatty.
"Watch who you talk to kitten..." said Garchomp.
"I'm supposed to be scared of a fish with legs?" asked Delcatty.
Garchomp was about to striker her, but was stopped by Meganium's vine.
"She not worth it..." said Meganium.
"Thanks pushover plant..." said Delcatty.
Meganium rolled her eyes.
The last van opened and instead of a set, a long serpent slithered out. She was a pale yellow color with blur and pink scales covering her bottom half. She had long pink entenstions coming from her eyebrows, which took the form of antennae.
"Hey Milotic..." greeted Suicune.
"Hi Suicune..." she responded. "It's a...pleasure to see you..."
"Hmm...okay you can go by the other girls..." said Entei.
She grinned and immediately when over to the other girls.
"You got your own van?!" asked Froslass.
"Yeah, I'm long so they gave me my own..." explained Milotic. "So it's just us girls so far?" she asked, changing the subject.
"Yeah...it seems like it..." said Bellossom.
"And please don't start complainin-"
"Oh shut up!" said Zangoose, using Slash.
"Best thing I've seen here today..." said Noibat.
"Thank you Zangoose..." said Servine with a smile.
"Alright, all the girls are here...I guess it's time for the guys to arrive..." said Raikou with a smile as the first van pulled up.
"Girls, look, another van", acknowledged Cubchoo.
"Finally..." said Sawsbuck.
"Sheesh..." said Entei. "Those girls but be horny or somethin'"
"No..." growled Suicune. "It's because it's boring when it's only girls sometimes because we can run out of things to talk about...and we can get into fights..."
"Hmm...either I'm right or you're wrong..."
Suicune used Hydro Pump on him, leaving the lion sopping wet.
"I...hate you..." he growled.
"Okay, as amusing as that was...we need to move on with the show..." said Raikou.
The van opened up and everyone heard a ruckus...
"Hurry the hell out!" shouted a voice.
Suddenly, a pudgy green Pokemon fell out of the van. He had a brown face, along with arms and legs.
Some of the girls laughed, while others felt sorry for him.
"What the hell Ursaring?" asked the fallen Pokemon as he started to get up, only to be stepped on by said Pokemon.
Ursaring was a large brown bear with an ring on his stomach and chest.
"Well Quill-whatever...you shouldn't have blocked the door with your fat ass!" said Ursaring with a growl.
Quilladin started to get up again, only to be stepped on by numerous other Pokemon. A white and red penguin hopped out and stood on his back.
"Merry Christmas everyone!" it said.
"Delibird, it's not Christmas..." said Raikou. "Now, you guys go stand over there by the girls, but keep yourself away a bit."
"Wow...girls here already?" asked Ursaring. "Hooray..." he said unenthusiastically.
Delibird hopped off of Quilladin's back and followed Ursaring beside the girls.
"Oh...hi..." greeted Cubchoo nervously.
"Whatever..." growled Ursaring as he stood somewhat away from them, as asked by Raikou.
"Wanna present little girl?" asked Delibird, handing a gift to Delcatty.
"That bitch doesn't deserve anything..." said Noibat. "She's been making fun of everyone here..."
"Shut up! You're all just jealous..."
"I'm not..." smirked Breloom.
"Why?" asked Lanturn.
"Well...some of Delibird's gifts-"
Sudden there was an explosion.
"-explode..."
Delcatty was covered in soot.
The girls, including Ursaring laughed.
Quilladin had gotten up finally and wandered over towards the group.
The second van arrived and seven guys emerged from it.
The first was a brown lion. He had a mane that looked like an explosion. He had mischievous blue eyes and a smirk.
The second one was a pink scorpion. He had blue wings that allowed him to fly and a pointed tail. He also had long fangs and his tongue was sticking out.
The third one looked like a luchador. He had wings and had markings that made him look like he was wearing real clothes.
The fourth one was completely puffy. He had pinkish feet and a pink tail. His eyes and nose were also pink. He had a small smile on his face.
The fifth one was a cobalt plate. He had orbs surrounding his circumference. His eyes were yellow with black lines and he had a nose in the middle. He had a bored expression.
The sixth one was an otter. He was aqua blue. He had a dark blue furry waist adorned with shells. He had white whiskers and he had an emotionless face.
The final one was a green lizard. He had a long grassy crest on his head. He had a peach underbelly and two leaves for a tail.
"Pyroar, Gligar, Hawlucha, Swirlix, Bronzor, Dewott, and Grovyle, WASSUP!"
"Nothing..." said Pyroar.
"The sky?" asked Gligar.
"He means how are you doing..." said Entei.
"I'm excited!" said Swirlix with a smile.
"I'm already bored..." said Bronzor.
"Reminds me of Dusclops..." said Suicune.
"He really does..." said Raikou.
"I'm doin real fine partner..." said Grovyle in a country accent.
"Estoy bien", said Hawlucha.
"Oh right...I forgot he can't speak English..." said Raikou. "Well...you guys can go over there with the others.
Swirlix bounded off, with the others following him.
"Hello..." said Delcatty seductively as Pyroar and the others came up.
"Hey there..." he said with a smile.
"How are you?" asked Vaporeon, who shared the same look as Delcatty.
"Fine..."
"He already has girls on him..what kind of bullshit is this?!" said Gligar.
"Not sure partner..." said Grovyle.
The next van approached and seven more guys came out.
The first one was an orange pig. He had brown ears and a brown bottom half. His tail was swirly with an orb at the end.
The second one was similar to Vaporeon and Jolteon, except he was paler and he had grassy features.
The third one was a purple clam. He had a black face and normal white eyes. His tongue was also sticking out.
The fourth one was a blue eel. He had pale yellow fins on either side of his head and a pale yellow underside. His mouth and tail fin were red in color and he had four fangs in his mouth that went around.
The fifth guy was a small dinosaur-like Pokemon. He had a brown body and a gray shield for a face.
The sixth guy resembled a bug shell. He was brown with a gray underside. He has six tattered wings and black slits for eyes. He had a white halo above his head.
The seventh guy...was a stone.
"Why is there a stone here?" asked Suicune.
"We don't know...it was just sitting in the van when I first got in..." explained Leafeon, who had a very feminine voice.
"Wait...are you a female?" asked Entei.
"Uh...well...yeah..." said Leafeon.
"Oh...well...looks like there'll be more girls than guys.." smirked Suicune.
"By one..." mumbled Entei.
"Anyways...how are you guys?" asked Raikou.
Shedinja said nothing.
"Yeah...Shedinja doesn't really-" started Tepig before he sneezed, letting out black smoke. "Talk much..." he finished, teary-eyed.
"How about you?" asked Raikou. "You okay?"
"Yeah, I'm-", started Tepig before letting out another sneeze. "Fine..."
"Well other than him, I'm doing okay", said Shellder.
"Same here", said Shieldon.
"Yeah...I'm just here to compete and get outta here, so...I'm just gonna go over there..." said Eelektrik as he floated to the others.
The other guys and Leafeon all went towards the others, leaving the stone behind...
"Well, I guess we can get rid of-"
Suddenly, a purple spirit emerged from the stone. He had a green face and multiple orbs around him.
"No need for zat..." he said in a vampire-esque accent. "I'll just make my way over to the others..." he finished as he floated over.
"Am I the only one freaked out?" asked Entei.
Suicune and Raikou shook their heads.
"Aww...it's sad that you're sick..." said Bellossom.
"Aw, it's okay..." said Tepig as Bellossom and Cherrim comforted him.
"Ugh...this is annoying..." groaned Ursaring. "Can we just get these other losers here so we can start and I can kick your asses?"
The girls, as well as the guys gave him a look.
"We'll see about that big mouth..." said Garchomp.
"Whatever sharkfin..." said Ursaring.
The final van arrived with the music bumping and lights flashing inside.
"What the-" thought most of the others in amazement.
Instead of opening up normally, the van opened like a plane and fog escaped.
"Aw! How come they got they awesome van?!" shouted Swirlix.
"We didn't do anything..." said Entei. "All the vans were the same..."
"Apparently not..." said Bronzor, having his same attitude.
"That...was...AWESOME!" exclaimed a seal-like Pokemon. He was blue and shaped like a ball.
"You said it Spheal..." said another Pokemon. He had a long neck where bananas grew from. He had large winngs and an overall brown body.
"Aye...it was quite a feat laddie!" said a blue shrimp-like Pokemon with a large darker-blue claw that looked like a giant jaw.
A peach colored dragon came out with a smile. He had blue-ish green wings and a paler underbelly.
After him came an organge dragon with blue wings and a flame at the end of his tail.
"Spheal, Tropius, Clawitzer, Dragonite, Charizard, what happened to the van?" asked Raikou.
"Well, the lad here-", started Clawtizer, pointing to Charizard, decided to jazz up the van and within 20 minutes...that beautiful machinery happened!"
Upon hearing that, everyone other than the guys who came with him, as well asEelektrik, Ursaring, and Bronzor, gaped. Garchomp glared.
"Alright, now that all of you newbies are here...it's time to explain the rules-"
Suddenly, a Pokemon resembling a flying saucer with four legs floated towards them all and landed.
"Oh...forgot about you Metagross..." said Raikou sheepishly.
The robotic beast rolled his eyes.
"As I was saying, it's time to explain the rules-"
"We've seen the show..." said Skuntank blankly.
"And we've seen other shows that do this second season..." added Gligar. "We're just gonna do challenges based on movie genre's-"
"Wrong!" said Raikou. "This season, instead of GENRE's, they're gonna be based on actual movies!"
"Oh Arceus why..." said Eelektrik.
"The loss of hope so soon...it's so refreshing..." said Entei.
"And like last season, the losing team will be sent to elimination and whoever receives-"
"The most votes gets eliminated", explained all of the newbies.
"Wow...you really DO know your stuff..." said Raikou. "Now, along with you...25 of last season's veterans will be competing!"
Everyone's eyes widened.
"Really?!" asked Blissey, somewhat excited.
"Yep...speaking of which-"
Suddenly, a plane was heard. Everyone looked up and saw a plane flying overhead.
"There they are!"
"Really? They get a plane and we get vans?" asked Delcatty.
"Actually our van was fun..." said Dragonite.
"Quiet you!"
"Isn't it passing the place?" asked Mandibuzz.
"Oh, don't worry-" said Raikou as he hit a button.
Suddenly, everyone saw the plane explode. The newbies were all shocked. It was so much different on TV than in real life.
"Uh...why did you do that?" asked Leafeon, wide-eyed.
"They'll be fine..." said Suicune. "In fact...INCOMING!"
The newbies saw multiple figures heading towards the ground and some floating down.
Raikou, Suicune, and Entei set up numerous pads to aid their falls.
"Say hello to..." started Raikou as a all of the figures disappeared. The newbies were shocked again.
"What happened now?" asked Gothitelle.
The hosts already knew and stepped to the side. Suddenly, a familiar green condor teleported in front of everyone. After him, a cyclops and two foxes that were similar to Vaporeon, Jolteon, and Leafeon appeared.
"Welcome back to the game Xatu, Dusclops, and Espeon!" said Raikou with a grin before noticing Umbreon. "Umbreon...you were supposed to be with the newbies!"
"No way...I'm stickin' with my girl..." he said, making Espeon purr.
"Oh brother...don't start making out here..." groaned Dusclops as he rolled his eye.
Xatu said nothing as he turned and faced the sun.
"And thus, the routine continues..." groaned Entei.
"What's with him?" asked Chimecho.
"Xatu stares at the sun a lot...he says he needs to "achieve enlightenment", explained Suicune.
"That's stupid..." said Ursaring.
"Hey, so are you..." said Zangoose, folding her arms.
"Watch it bitch..." growled Ursaring.
Most of the girls glared at him, making some of the guys nervous.
"Ooh...tension amongst the noobs...I like it..." said Espeon.
"Meh..." said Dusclops.
Suddenly, Ursaring was smacked in the behind by a stick.
"AHH!" he screamed before glaring at all of the others, mainly the Grass-types. "Alright, which one of you dumbasses smacked my ass?!"
Nobody said anything.
"I did..." he heard. He turned and saw Xatu still staring at the sun.
"What?" he growled as he glared.
"You should treat others as you would want to be treated...or you may get worse treatment", said Xatu.
"Preach!" said Noibat.
"Ugh...him and his crappy beliefs..." groaned Espeon.
"You're gonna get it!" shouted Ursaring as he tried to claw Xatu from the back.
Before he could do so, he was risen up by a strange aura.
"Yeah...we shoulda warned you about that..." started Dusclops.
Suddenly, Ursaring was put at the top of the fake building, courtesy of Xatu.
"Best...guy...ever!" said Quilladin.
Nobody acknowledged him though...
"Nice one Xatu..." said Entei. "Now teleport the rest of those idiots back here!"
Xatu sighed and teleported the remaining veterans there. Among them were Houndoom...Absol...Flygon...Altaria...Wooper...Braviary...Farfetch'd...Honchkrow...Haxorus...Lairon...Zebstrika...Gulpin...Piloswine...Vanillite...Luxray...Mightyena...Tyranitar...Typhlosion...Pangoro...Heliolisk...Manectric...and...Drilbur.
"Welcome back you guys..." greeted Suicune.
"I'd say I was happy, but that'd be a lie..." said Honchkrow.
"Like your love life?" asked Entei.
"Hey! I broke up with HER!" he shouted.
"Well veterans...meet the newcomers..." said Raikou.
"You let the pussy choose most of these guys didn't you?" asked Drilbur.
"I probably should have...your ass would have been kicked on a daily basis..." growled Entei.
"Yet your ass was fried after Raikou was done with you last season..." said Drilbur with a grin.
Some of the newbies stifled laughs.
"Wow...I'm making the new guys laugh...I must be popular already..." said Drilbur.
"I think they just thought you were funny bro..." said Flygon.
"Aw...why'd you have to kill the vibe I had going there?" asked Drilbur.
Flygon chuckled. "Sorry..."
"Um...why am I competing again if I won last season?" asked Altaria.
"Yeah, that's unfair", Skuntank spoke up.
"Because you were an audience favorite..." said Raikou.
"Really?" asked Altaria.
"Yeah...for some reason people loved you, Heliolisk, Flygon, Farfetch'd, Xatu, Luxray, and strangest of all...Gulpin", said Entei.
"WHY AM I CONSTANTLY TEASED?!" he shouted.
"Oh shut up, people actually liked you", said Pangoro, folding his arms.
"Jealous that the stomach is liked more than you?" asked Typhlosion with a smirk.
"Shut up...I don't care..." said Pangoro.
"Looks like someone still has their idiotic ego..." said Absol.
"Looks like someone still has no man..." retorted Pangoro.
Absol looked at Houndoom, who had wandered away from the group.
"Are you guys always like this?" asked Shellder.
"Sadly...yes", said Tyranitar. "Some of these assholes can't seem to leave well enough alone."
"Tell that to Ursaring..." said Spiritomb, motioning to the top of the White House. "Your bird friend there put him up there for annoying everyone."
"If only he'd tossed this thing up there", said Garchomp, motioning to Delcatty.
"Watch it..." she growled.
"Well anyways...now that all of you are here...you all know the game, so..." started Raikou.
"Are we gonna start the challenges yet?" asked Spheal, nervously.
"WHY?!" shouted Lairon. "Why would you ask?!"
"Oh calm down...in honor of the new season, before we start anything...we're gonna allow you to get acquainted with each other better...after the tour of where everything is of course", said Suicune.
"Let's start the tour then!" said Swirlix, who jumped and started floating into the white house building.
"Yeah that's weird..." said Tepig before sneezing again.
"Well...follow the cotton candy dog..." said Entei as he went inside of the building, followed by everyone else.
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Alright, now that everything is established, we're gonna explore the interactions between the noobs and the veterans next time instead of rushing into a challenge. See you guys next time!