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Raikou, Entei, and Suicune began showing the 73 contestants around the lot. As they passed multiple buildings, the contestants looked in awe.
"These are the sets from many movies that you may be familiar with such as...The Shuppets, Walking With Deinos, and The Goomies", explained Raikou.
"I loved the Goomies", said Goodra with a smile.
"I wonder why..." said Dusclops sarcastically, as he rolled his eye.
"Dusclops, can you NOT be an asshole this season?" asked Zebstrika.
"Can you NOT keep hiding your secret?" retorted Dusclops.
"Screw you..." he growled.
"I agree with Zeb, can you Espeon, and Pangoro be nice this season for a change?" asked Luxray.
"Does this answer your question?" asked Pangoro as he used Hammer Arm on the lion, making everyone stare in shock as Mightyena checked on him.
Pyroar and Manectric both growled.
"So...that's what we'll have to deal with?" asked Quilladin. "Another Ursaring?"
Nobody answered him once again, making him groan.
"Why the hell did you bring him back if we you accepted Ursaring?" asked Cherrim, annoyed.
"More pain and drama of course..." said Raikou with a smile. "Mostly done to Pangoro and caused by Ursaring..."
"What?" asked Grovyle.
"I thought you guys have seen the show..." said Tyranitar with a smirk.
Most of the newbies ignored the question while some sighed. "By that we meant that they put TVs in the vans and let us watch a few episodes so we could get the jist", explained Mandibuzz.
"Not surprised at all..." said Farfetch'd.
"Next place?" asked Delibird.
"Yeah..." said Entei. "I just wanna start causing pain already..."
Most of the newcomers were disturbed after hearing that.
"Yeah...you'll get used to it", said Heliolisk, holding his imaginary friend.
Suddenly, everyone heard growling. They heard turned to Luxray, who was glaring at Pangoro angrily.
"Oh please..." groaned Pangoro. "I'm supposed to be scared of-AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Luxary pounced on Pangoro and started slashing and biting him. The veterans were smirking, while some of the newcomers were in shock.
"Well, as Pangoro gets his ass kicked...let's continue the tour", said Raikou.
Everyone started following the legendaries once again, leaving Pangoro and Luxray behind. They approached a trailer.
"This is gonna be the confessionals this season right?" asked Wooper.
"That's right Wooper, you get a cookie!" said Entei.
Upon hearing that, Swirlix perked up. "GIMME COOKIE!"
"Swilrix...hate to break it to ya...but these guys are usually full of it..." said Mightyena.
"Full of COOKIES?!"
"No...she means that they're lying and you aren't getting cookies. No one is..." explained Mismagius.
"Anyways...yeah", said Suicune as she entered the makeup trailer.
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"This is the new confessionals..." said Suicune. "You veterans know what the deal is, but for you newcomers...this is a way for you to speak your mind and get anything off of your chest."
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"Cool", said Spheal with a smile.
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They took them to a building that was shaped like a Pokeball.
"This place will be where the elimination ceremonies are held..." explained Entei.
"And instead of Poffins, you will receive a pokeball", said Raikou, holding a pokeball.
"No poffins?!" shouted Gulpin.
"Nope..." said Raikou as he looked around. "Well that's it for the tour..."
"What?!" asked Tropius. "That's it?"
"The rest of the stuff you find on your own..." said Entei.
"How?" asked Leafeon, making Manectric perk up a bit.
"Meh, the veterans will explain", said Raikou. "You have the rest of the day to get to know each other better now."
The veterans and the newcomers exchanged glances.
"And at the end of the day, you will eliminate one person based on whatever you dislike or like about them..." explained Suicune.
"So...we'll be eliminating someone today...based on dislike?" asked Braviary with a smile.
"No real challenge?" Altaria added.
"YES! Now just get outta here!" shouted Entei.
"Wow...the pussy really wants to be alone with his lovers..." said Drilbur.
"I will murder you..." growled Entei.
Drilbur chuckled.
"Just go before Entei burns you all..." said Suicune.
Everyone looked at Entei with nervous eyes except for a few of the and the veterans.
As they made their way out, they saw Pangoro, who was covered in blood and cuts, running, with Luxray chasing him. They all stood outside watching them.
"Um...is he always like that?" asked Shellder nervously.
"Who? The dick hosts or him?" asked Typhlosion.
"Luxray..."
"Naw, he's actually nice..." said Manectric before looking at Leafeon, who noticed and looked away.
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"W-Why does Manectric keep looking at me...did I do something?" asked Leafeon.
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"I think Leafeon's really cute..." said Manectric. "It's weird...I never feel that way around girls..."
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"Yeah...he really IS nice..." said Houndoom as he started walking off. "Remember when you drove him insane and he literally tore your ass apart with the bedpost."
"Don't exaggerate..." said Manectric.
"And remember when he almost made you his bitch in the maze?" added Lairon.
"SHUT UP!"
"Wow...you guys have issues..." said Jolteon.
"Well don't worry...after this season WE'LL ALL HAVE ISSUES!" said Gulpin.
"Gulpin shut up", said Espeon.
Haxorus wandered away from the group, which Lairon and Honchkrow noticed. Lairon raised a brow and followed.
"Um...well we're gonna go", said Honchkrow as he flew after Haxorus and Lairon.
Xatu teleported away.
"I think I better go get Luxray before he murders Pangoro..." said Mightyena as she ran after him.
Manectric shrugged and followed.
"I'll help too", said Pyroar as he followed them.
"Meh, I guess I'll follow the crow and his friends..." said Mandibuzz as she flew after Honchkrow, Lairon, and Haxorus.
Charizard decided to follow her, prompting Garchomp to do the same.
"Bye..." said Dusclops as he disappeared. Bronzor did the same, followed by Espeon, who teleported both her and Umbreon away.
Everyone continued to leave in certain groups, eventually leaving only Gulpin, Vanillite, Piloswine, Heliolisk, Zebstrika, Quilladin, Gligar, Shieldon, and Shellder.
"Well this is crappy..." said Piloswine.
"You can say that again..." said Quilladin. "Nobody notices that I exist."
"So...what are we gonna do?" asked Gligar, ignoring Quilladin.
"I have no idea..." said Gulpin. "We're the weakest links in the game last season... well minus Helio and Zeb, and we made it to the finals."
"Wait...you MOTHERFUCKING DICKBURGERS got to the finals?" asked Shieldon. "Aw crap...I was doing so well!"
Everyone stared at him.
"Um...what was that about?" asked Heliolisk.
Shieldon sighed. "Nothing..."
"Why did you call us motherfucking dickburgers?" asked Piloswine.
"It was an accident, okay..." he said looking down.
"Um...okay I guess", said Vanillite.
Shieldon smiled sheepishly.
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Shieldon sighed.
"The reason I said that is because...well...I HAVE MOTHERFUCKING TOURETTE'S okay!" said Shieldon. "I do my best to keep it in but when I say something, it TURNS INTO A GODDAMN SCREAMING MATCH LIKE AN EXPLOUD THAT HAD A KNIFE SHOVED IN ITS ASS!"
He covered his mouth.
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"OH! WE FORGOT SOMETHING!" shouted Raikou. "RETURN TO THE POKEBALL BUILDING!"
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"Alright assholes, what did you "forget"?" asked Lairon.
"Follow us..." said Raikou as he, Suicune, and Entei walked out of the building.
They led them to three different buildings that looked like apartments.
"This is where you'll be sleeping..." said Suicune.
"We sleep in apartments?!" asked Servine.
"Yes", said Raikou. "Each one has 24 beds, there is an elevator, the top floor is for the guys, and the second is for the girls."
"What about the bottom?" asked Gligar.
"That's just the lobby..." said Entei. "Well, that was it, so go away again..."
Everyone growled and started to walk away. Raikou growled at Entei.
"Don't you guys wanna know your teams?" Raikou asked, making them all stop in their tracks.
"Keep talkin..." said Farfetch'd, turning around and folding his arms.
"There are three teams this season..." said Suicune.
"Yep, the Ravishing Raikous, the Emperor Enteis, and the Smooth Suicunes", explained Raikou.
"Oh I wonder where those names came from..." said Luxray, rolling his eyes.
"Quiet!"
"Anyways, here are the teams", started Raikou. "The Ravishing Raikous will consist of...Farfetch'd...Flygon...Altaria...Drilbur...Heliolisk...Luxray...Tyranitar...Typhlosion...Clawitzer...Dragonite...Meganium...Tropius...Delcatty...Noibat-"
The two girls glared at each other.
"-Lanturn...Sawsbuck...Shellder...Gothitelle...Delibird...Pyroar...Blissey...Shedinja...Spheal...and Spiritomb!"
"As long as Espeon isn't on our team", said Typhlosion.
"Oh get over it..." growled Espeon.
"Naw...I'd seriously choose Farfetch'd over you..." said Tyranitar.
Most of the newcomers, upon hearing that, looked at Farfetch'd.
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"If they say that they'd seriously rather choose Farfetch'd instead of Espeon...does that mean he's a bad player?"
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"Well...this seems like a pretty good team..." said Meganium.
"Yeah...you'd think that", whispered Suicune.
"We don't have Dusclops, so yeah...you're right", said Drilbur.
"Screw you!" shouted Dusclops.
"I'm just glad that Manectric isn't on my team", said Luxray, before looking at Mightyena, who was saddened.
"It'll be fine babe..." said Luxray, licking her forehead.
Migthyena grinned and nuzzled him.
"Okay, Raikou's you'll be in the first apartment..." the tiger conitinued. "Enteis, you'll be in the second, and you guys have Absol...Houndoom-"
Absol smiled and looked at Houndoom, who was ignoring her look. She looked down in sadness.
"-Zebstrika...Wooper...Braviary...Mightyena...Espeon...Dusclops-"
They all groaned.
"Well we're screwed..." said Braviary, making Espeon and Dusclops glare at him.
The newcomers were now worried about being on that team.
"Can you guys complain later? I'm just trying to finish..." said Raikou.
"Whatever..." said Pangoro.
"Goodra..Umbreon...Hawlucha...Swirlix...Froslass...Breloom...Grovyle...Servine...Metagross...Zangoose...Ursaring...Cherrim...Quilladin...Delphox...Jolteon...and Chimecho", Raikou finished. "And Suicunes, you'll be in the third apartment building and you consist of Lairon...Haxorus...Honchkrow...Gulpin...Piloswine...Vanillite...Manectric...Xatu...Pangoro...Eelektrik...Garchomp...Shieldon...Cubchoo...Charizard...Skuntank...Mandibuzz...Gligar...Bronzor..Milotic...Mismagius...Leafeon...Bellossom...Dewott...Vaporeon..and Tepig."
"And how did you exactly organize these bullshit teams?" asked Lairon.
"We gave each of your teams a pretty fair share of annoying...insane...strong...normal...and bad..." said Raikou.
"We all have insane people?" asked Tepig before sneezing again.
"Okay, no more questions. Get to know each other now!" shouted Entei.
"But-"
Entei used Flamethrower, but did not hit anyone.
"What the hell was that for?!" shouted Garchomp.
The veterans heard growling and saw that Farfetch'd and Flygon were grinning evilly.
"Oh come on!" shouted Typhlosion.
"That's why you put them both on our team isn't it?" asked Tyranitar.
The newcomers did not know what was going on, but saw that the generally normal guys were now looking like they wanted blood.
"Are all of you veterans insane?!" asked Milotic.
"Not all of us!" shouted Wooper before he used Water Gun to splash them both back to normal.
"Ugh..." groaned Farfetch'd. "I hate you guys so much..."
"You guys all do and pretty soon, the newcomers will too, now go on inside your buildings!" said Suicune.
The teams split up and went inside of their respective buildings...
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"No Manectric...I'm happy", said Luxray.
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"Luxray's hot..." grinned Pyroar. "I'm glad he's on my team..."
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"I'm on a team with the bat bitch..." said Delcatty. "This fucking sucks...but at least Pyroar is on my team..."
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"WHY DO WE HAVE DELCATTY?!" shouted Noibat. "This is a lot of bullshit!"
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"Hmm...my team has a lot of crazies and meaningful relationships..." said Spiritomb. "I could use that to my advantage..."
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Shedinja stares. "..."
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"Why won't Houndoom talk to me anymore?" asked Absol, tears forming in her eyes. "I told him I was sorry about a thousand times! I just want him back..."
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"Sure...stick me on the team with the girl who doesn't trust me...she can apologize all she wants...she made her decision not to listen to me, so I'm not listening to her..." said Houndoom
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"I'm back in this game to win, and that's what I'm going to do this time!" shouted Espeon, sitting in Umbreon's lap.
"Make sure that it's your side this time", chuckled Umbreon.
Espeon blushed and giggled.
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"Meh..." said Dusclops.
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"Being a princess from a rich clan...THIS IS AWESOME!" cheered Servine. "No responsibilities, making actual friends, doing wild things, maybe I'll even get a boyfriend that isn't "destined to be with me" and isn't an asshole!"
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"I NEED SUGAR!" shouted Swirlix. He licked himself and sighed. "Okay, I'm fine. I just need to have sugar in my body or else I go a bit insane."
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"Something about that Charizard is wrong..." said Garchomp. "I don't trust him..."
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"Well...while I'm here, I might as well win", said Eelektrik. "I got a lot of tricks..."
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"I may not understand "fun", but that doesn't mean I'm just gonna float around here and let my team lose..." said Bronzor. "If my team loses, I lose, and I don't have time for that..."
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"I wonder what's up with Dewott..." said Skuntank. "He hasn't said anything since we got here..."
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"Oh no, oh no, oh no...Manectric's on my team...what do I do?!" asked Leafeon. "Sure...he's cute, but-"
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"My team...is shit..." said Pangoro.
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Upon entering their apartment building, the Raikous saw that the lobby had a giant portait of Raikou on the wall, as well as a couch, television, and front desk. The elevator was next to the front desk, and there was a door in the back that said "Stairs".
"Wow, this is cool!" said Spheal as he started bouncing on the couch.
The girls, minus Delcatty, started giggling, while the guys smirked.
"You people are amused by anything..." said Delcatty as she hit the up button on the elevator.
"And thus, the bitchiness continues..." said Noibat.
"Oh shut up Noibat, you know that you're just jealous of my beauty because you're just a dirty, hairy bat", explained Delcatty with a scowl as she got into the elevator.
"What?!" shouted Noibat.
"Come on, can't we all just get along?" asked Meganium.
"Yeah, it won't be good for challenges if we always argue..." added Tropius.
"You know what...you're right", said Noibat. "I'm not gonna argue with this bitch...she'll destroy herself soon enough..."
"Well, I spoke too soon, we have someone who's a weaker version of Espeon..." said Typhlosion.
"I feel bad for you girls..." said Spiritomb.
"Like why?" asked Sawsbuck.
"You have to sleep with her on your floor..." he explained.
"We'll cope..." said Blissey. "Hopefully she doesn't turn into the power hungry girl on our team..."
"If she does", said Noibat as she pressed the elevator up button. "We'll have to bitch smack he until she gets the point..."
Everyone got into the elevator. Shellder backed into a corner and closed his eyes. Drilbur and Spheal noticed that and went to him as the elevator began moving up.
"What's up Shellder?" asked Drilbur.
"US!" he shouted. "I hate elevators!"
"Aw, come on bro, it's not so bad..." said Spheal as the elevator stopped and the doors opened, allowing everyone to go out.
"FREEDOM!" he shouted as he bounced out after them.
"Wow...this is shocking", said Typhlosion.
The girls' floor was like a hallway and it led to a very large room with 10 beds. The room as purple in color and the beds were all across from each other and there were two lamps on dressers between two of them. There was a large closet and a bathroom through a door.
"About time..." said Delcatty, who was laying on one of the beds near the window.
"Cool..." said Lanturn as she hopped over to a bed and laid in a bed.
"Huh...they actually had time to make it look presentable..." said Luxray.
"The cabins were crappy last time..." said Heliolisk. "Maybe they're actually caring now!"
"I doubt that..." said Flygon as he touched the wall and a crack appeared.
"The walls are weak?" asked Clawitzer.
"It would appear so..." said Delibird.
"Good...now if I get angry, I can throw this bitch into the wall..." said Noibat.
Delcatty fired a Shadow Ball at Noibat, who dodged, creating a hole in the wall.
"Good job..." said Sawsbuck. "Only a few minutes in and there's already a hole in here..."
"Blame her", said Delcatty. "She can't shut up!"
"Blame ME? You're th one with the Shadow Ball!"
"Okay...we're gonna go..." said Drilbur as he and the guys started exiting.
"Wait, can a couple of you guys just stay with us until things calm down?" asked Gothitelle.
"Why?" asked Flygon.
"Yeah, you have Typhlosion and Altaria..." said Farfetch'd.
"What does that mean exactly?" asked Blissey.
"Altaria's cotton protects and Typhlosion could separate two Aggrons..." explained Tyranitar.
The girls were suprised to learn that as the guys left.
"Well...now that they're gone. Let's talk..." said Lanturn. "Any relationships here?"
"Actually yes..." said Altaria. "I'm dating Flygon."
"And I'm with Tyranitar..." said Typhlosion, sitting down.
"Wow...you're dating the lunatic?" asked Gothitelle.
"You'll be surprised when I tell you this..." said Typhlosion. "Most of the lunatics are dating someone."
"Wow...you girls are brave then..." said Blissey.
"You just have to know how to calm them down..." said Altaria.
"Hmm..." said Delcatty.
"What about you girls?" asked Typhlosion.
The girls shook their heads.
"Well, based on who you've seen, who do you like?" asked Typhlosion.
"Pyroar…he's such a hottie..." said Delcatty.
"Figures..." said Noibat. "I'm not interested in anybody at the moment. Sure, there are some good looking guys here, but I'd rather rely on talking and character than taking one glance..."
"I'm with you on that", said Meganium.
"Yep..." said Lanturn. "It's better to actually know what you're getting into than to be with someone because they look cute."
The girls agreed, leaving Delcatty to growl at them.
"Well I actually like Zebstrika..." said Sawsbuck. "He just looks and seems like a nice guy..."
"Well, you're right about that", said Altaria. "But he already has a girl..."
"Is she here?" asked Sawsbuck.
"Well, no...but-"
"Then he's fair game", she said with a smile. "My sister taught me that if a guy you like already has a girlfriend, look around. If she's not there, he's fair game."
The other girls looked at each other.
"And...how many boyfriends has your sister had?" asked Blissey.
"47", answered Sawsbuck.
"Okay, let's move on..."
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"Okay...this place is amazing!" said Tropius as he and the other guys laid in their beds.
Their room was larger than the girls and was dark blue. There were 16 beds across fom each other, a fridge in the corner, and a TV over a window. A DVD player sat on a dresser.
Heliolisk looked around for a remote and eventually found it on the floor. He picked it up and turned on the TV, which showed sports.
"This is great!" shouted Spheal, bouncing on his bed.
"You said it", said Pyroar, who was sitting next to Luxray. "Great room, alright guys, television, our own fucking fridge!"
"But sadly it is a lost cause because of the amount of pain and suffering we will endure", said Tyranitar.
"Wow...why are you guys so negative?" asked Spheal.
"Yeah, it's kinda depressing..." said Dragonite.
"Sorry guys, but it's the awful truth..." said Drilbur.
The other veterans nodded.
"I'd like to see proof of that, lads..." said Clawitzer.
Heliolisk was still looking around when he saw Mr. Cornall jump on a dresser and point at a drawer.
Curious, he opened the drawer and saw multiple DVDs. He picked up one of them and put it inside of the DVD player.
The guys noticed.
"What are you doing Heliolisk?" asked Tropius.
"I found some DVDs, and I wanted to see what they were", he explained.
The movie popped up and it began showing all of the painful moments that happened last season. Every explosion, near death moment, painful, verbal abuse, and much more were seen.
After 20 minutes, the movie stopped.
"Aw memories..." said Flygon with a frown.
The new guys gulped.
"Okay, can we talk about the girls here now?" asked Tropius, trying to change the subject.
"Yeah, that seems to be the best thing..." said Dragonite.
"Well, we're all taken except for Drilbur and Heliolisk..." said Flygon.
"Thanks for reminding me buddy..." said Drilbur exasperatedly.
"Really?" asked Shellder. "Farfetch'd? Flygon? You guys have girlfriends?"
"Yeah..." they answered simultaneously.
"What?" asked Flygon.
"I just thought that-"
"You're scared of us aren't you?" asked Farfetch'd.
"A little..." said Shellder.
"I don't blame ya..." laughed Drilbur.
"Who are you guys with excatly?" asked Pyroar, looking at Luxray.
"Well...I'm with Typhlosion..."
"Altaria..."
"Mightyena..." said Luxray, making Pyroar growl a bit.
"And my girlfriend isn't here", said Farfetch'd. "What about you guys?"
None of them said anything.
"You don't like anyone?" asked Tyranitar.
"Merry Christmas", said Delibird, handing him a present.
The present exploded, but had no effect.
"Okay, let's not talk about that anymore..." said Tyranitar. "What are you guys...like?"
"Well..." started Tropius. "It's kinda hard to explain but I'm a semi-responsible, fun guy. I like to do fun things and help people out, but I don't like arguments or problems and try to calm them down."
"Kinda like a funloving peacekeeper?" said Luxray.
"Exactly..." said Tropius.
"Well..." said Clawitzer. "I'm an adventurous type that loves to be in the water. Treasure hunting, diving, sports, I do it all."
"You sound like a pirate, though..." said Spheal.
"Aye, my father was a pirate and he used to take me wherever he went. Me mother hated that my father did that and that led to a divorce and you can guess who got me!" said Clawitzer.
"Well...I'm kinda shy", said Dragonite. "So if I don't really say anything, don't be worried or anything."
"Okay then..." said Tyranitar. "I can understand that."
"I'm kinda like Dragonite", said Shellder. "I'm kinda shy, but I can be helpful and determined to do things as much as the next guy."
"Nice..." said Farfetch'd.
"I'm just a giver", said Delibird. "I like to make people happy. If they're not happy, I'm not happy."
"Hmmm..."
"Well...I'm athletic, confident and strong. I never give up unless there really no way to do something, and...that's it..." said Pyroar.
"Cool", said Luxray, making him blush a bit.
"I like to have fun and make people happy, kinda like Delibird. Although, if others aren't happy, I'll try to cheer them up. I think that's kinda a job for me", explained Spheal.
"Wow...you're sorta like Wooper", said Flygon. "You're both goofy and happy-go-lucky."
"Well...nothing is really fun about me.." admitted Spiritomb. "I'm criticized for being evil because I'm the two most evil types. I'm an alright guy, I just get annoyed fairly easy."
"Aw...that sucks", said Drilbur. "And to be honest...you DO seem like a nice guy."
"Thank you!" said Spiritomb.
"Well...you know about us...now it's time to return the favor..." said Tropius.
"Yeah, tell us about yourselves..." said Pyroar.
"Uh..." the guys all said, looking at each other.
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In the Entei's buildings, things were not going so well...
"Alright, I am gonna be the leader of the team", said Ursaring, who came back courtesy of Espeon. All of the teammates were in the girls' room because it was the first floor from the elevator. The room was similar to the Raikous' except that it was peach colored and there were 12 beds.
"Oh please..." said Dusclops.
"Oh, you think you'd be better?" asked Ursaring.
"No, but I'm pretty sure you will just order us around and call us dumbasses whenever we make mistakes..."
"I agree with Dusclops..." said Absol.
"Figures", mumbled Houndoom.
"I said I was sorry!" she shouted. "Can we please just get back together and work this out."
Houndoom didn't respond, making her growl.
"Abby, it's not gonna work like that..." said Mightyena.
"Were they a thing or something?" asked Breloom.
"Yes...but because of this guy", said Wooper, motioning to Dusclops. "She broke up with him and he got eliminated in the same episode."
"Great...we got the relationship hater on our team..." said Zangoose.
"Like you could get a man..." said Dusclops.
"What was that?!"
"Oh nothing..." said Dusclops. "Just implying to fact that your tomboyish, strong girl attitude would drive off all guys except those who like being dominated..."
"Kinda like Tyranitar", smirked Espeon.
"Wait...the rock beast has a girl?" asked Delphox.
"Yes, and she's fucking annoying", said Espeon.
"Stop talking about those losers!" shouted Ursaring.
"Well...I seriously doubt you'll be the leader now..." said Servine.
"Who would even listen to you?" asked Quilladin.
"Who would even listen to you?" asked Cherrim.
"Every one of you WILL listen to me", said Ursaring.
"I just asked-" started Quilladin before shutting up. "Nevermind."
"Okay, all in favor of Ursaring being the leader say I", said Umbreon.
Nobody said anything.
"Looks like you're not doing shit..." said Jolteon.
"Oh please, I doubt any of you would do well as the leader", said Ursaring.
Grovyle stepped up. "I'll be the leader."
"I'm okay with that..." said Servine.
"Ditto", said Chimecho.
"Yeah", said Swirlix.
"Si", said Hawlucha.
Everyone started to agree except for Ursaring, Dusclops, Espeon, and Umbreon.
"Okay, fine, have the idiot country boy be the leader", said Ursaring as he headed to the elevator. "We'll see how long you last."
"I wanna see how long HE lasts..." said Goodra.
"Well, now that a leader that I don't care about has been established", yawned Dusclops. "I'm gonna go take a nap", he finished as he teleported to the guys' room.
"And yeah...this is still the girls' room, so we're gonna go too", said Wooper as he hopped on Braviary's back and he flew out of the window.
The remaining guys exited the ladies' room leaving them alone to talk.
"So?" asked Delphox.
"So what?" asked Goodra.
"What do we do now?"
"Well...we could get to know each other or talk about the guys on our team..." suggested Chimecho.
"Well...let's go through the guys first..." said Cherrim. "Getting to know each other better takes time."
"Okay...let's start with Ursaring..." said Zangoose. "That prick is definitely a candidate for going first."
"Yeah...all he does he yell and insult people..." said Froslass.
"He and Delcatty would be prefect together..." said Goodra.
"What about Metagross?" asked Breloom. "He seems...strong."
"He, Dewott, and Shedinja haven't said shit since they got here", said Jolteon. "I think that they're suspicious."
"Yeah...it's weird, but I don't think we have to wory about him..." said Servine. "What about Grovyle?" she asked with a smirk.
"Oh...looks like someone has a crush..." said Mightyena.
"Who wouldn't?" asked Servine. "He's so cute and he actually took initiative to become the leader!"
"Yeah, Grovyle seems like an alright guy", said Absol. "He's from the country too, so he probably has a lot of experience in things we don't."
"What about Swirlix?" asked Goodra. "He's so cute."
"Yeah, the little guy is a cutie-pie!" said Breloom.
"I don't know..." said Froslass. "It's just kinda weird to me that he always needs sugar."
"Are you kidding? That's the sweetest part about him!" said Zangoose. "His body IS sweet."
"Let's move on to Hawlucha..." said Jolteon.
"He seems weird..."
"He doesn't even speak english, how are we supposed to understand what he's saying?" asked Cherrim.
"Well, let's talk about Umbreon..." said Delphox.
"He's mine, that's all you need to know", said Espeon.
"You have to give other girls a chance", said Jolteon. "He's really cute."
"Yeah...but he's my mate..." said Espeon.
The girls, minus Absol and Mightyena, were shocked.
"Really?" asked Chimecho.
"Yes..." Espeon.
"Is she telling the truth?" asked Zangoose.
"Yep..." said Absol. "Apparently they've been together since they were Eevees...before the game even took off..."
"Well that sucks", said Jolteon.
"Let's talk about Dusclops..." said Froslass.
"I hate him..." said Zangoose.
"We all do..." said Mightyena. "He's the cause of my elimination last season..."
"How?"
"He specifically picked off me and Manectric..."
"Does that mean he's gonna do the same here?" asked Goodra.
"I wouldn't be surprised..." said Absol.
"What about Braviary and Wooper?" asked Servine.
"Braviary is normal", said Absol. "Aside from the fact that he almost died last season..."
"What?!"
"Yeah...he was buried in rocks", said Mightyena. "And Wooper is just happy-go-lucky and goofy."
"Really?" asked Froslass.
"Yeah...he's helpful too..." said Absol. "He helped form two relationships last season..."
"Wait...he's like a matchmaker?" asked Jolteon.
"Meh..." said Espeon.
"And Dusclops is a relationship destroyer?" asked Breloom.
"Essentially", said Absol.
"Crap..."
"What about Zebstrika?" asked Chimecho.
"Happy party guy...that's all..." said Espeon.
"Okay...Houndoom?"
Absol laid her head in her paws.
"Well..." started Mightyena. "Houndoom was a cool guy. He hardly ever bothered anybody, he had your back, and he neve wanted to give up..."
"Ooh...seems like my kind of guy..." said Jolteon with a smile.
Absol growled.
"Absol was scared of him at first because of her own reason, but after a while, she warmed up to him and they got together."
"Aw..." said Goodra.
"But then Dusclops the douche brought her issues with Houndoom back up and she dumped him and he got eliminated the same day."
"That's why you hate Dusclops?" asked Breloom.
"That and he's a lazy douchebag..." said Absol.
"Anyways...Houndoom tried to get back in her favor, and she constantly denied him and they got into a fight. In the end, Houndoom decided that he was done with her and now she wants him back..."
"So...he's sexy, independent, and stronger now?" asked Delphox.
"Pretty much", said Mightyena.
"Hmm..." thought Jolteon.
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"Okay...I may be sorry for Absol, but the way Houndoom is acting is kinda hot..." said Jolteon. "I wonder if he'll talk to me..."
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As the guys entered their room, they were met with a bizzare sight. Dusclops was laying on a bed, asleep, on one side, and Ursaring was on the other.
"Alright morons, this side is mine...and that side is yours", said Ursaring, standing in front of 6 beds. The fridge , remote, and dresser were all moved to his side as well.
"What?! There are twelve of us!" shouted Swirlix.
"Why the hell do you get six beds?" asked Quilladin.
"Why the fuck do you get six of the beds?!" shouted Braviary.
"Why do I even bother?" asked Quilladin.
"Because I've decided that I deserve more..." said Ursaring.
"Where are we supposed to sleep?" asked Grovyle.
"On the floor, duh", said Ursaring as he sat on the bed and turned on their TV, showing a show talking about murder.
Umbreon growled and went on Ursaring's side, sitting on one of the beds.
"Get away from here!" shouted Ursaring as he kicked Umbreon off of the bed.
"That's IT!" shouted Umbreon as he got ready to attack. Before he could, he felt himself get stopped and saw himself floating.
The guys noticed Metagross' eyes glowing as Umbreon was brought back to the group.
"What the hell did you do that for?!"
Metagross stepped forward and punched Ursaring, launching him out of the open window. The guys were all amazed.
"I love this guy!" said Swirlix.
"Nice one dude", said Wooper.
Metagross smiled.
"Alright, now maybe we have some order around here..." said Houndoom.
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"They...will all...pay!" shouted Ursaring.
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All of the Suicunes were sitting in the lobby.
"So...what did you guys really do last season?" asked Vaporeon, laying on the couch.
"Well-" started Honchkrow.
"I'll tell ya..." said Pangoro. "The rock monster and dragon couldn't decide whether they liked each other or not, the bird kept heckling them about it, the stomach, ice cream, and pig did nothing but eat and have pain done to them, the gay wolf preyed after the lion-"
"Gay?" thought Leafeon.
"-and I made it further in the game..." said Pangoro.
"You made it far?" asked Skuntank, interested. "How?"
"Strength and determination", said Pangoro.
"Oh please, you got your ass handed to you a shit ton of times..." said Lairon. "Including today! Your strength was pitiful and you were only determined to kick ass."
"Please, you know I made it further than you..." said Pangoro.
"Yet the ice cream, pig, and stomach beat you..." said Honchkrow.
Most of the newcomers were shocked, except for Gligar and Shieldon, who already knew.
"THOSE THREE made it further than YOU?" asked Mismagius.
"And thus the doubtfulness reemerges..." said Gulpin.
"Not my fault...the stupid legends voted me out", said Pangoro.
"No excuse..." said Bellossom.
"And we should also mention, that Haxorus is an expect builder..." said Honchkrow.
Charizard perked up upon hearing that.
"Hey, according to the others, Charizard is too..."
Haxorus perked up as well. Haxorus approached Charizard and they exchanged glances. They looked over each other and Haxorus noticed that Charizard had a small scar across his chest. Charizard noticed Haxorus's glare and was shocked.
Haxorus held out a hand.
Everyone was confused as to what was happening.
Charizard smacked his claw and in reverse before grabbing them and shaking.
"HA!" said Haxorus.
"You son of a bitch..." growled Charizard with a smile.
"Um...what's happening here?" asked Honchkrow.
Haxorus grabbed Honchkrow and whispered something in his ear, amking him go wide-eyed.
"For fuck's sake!" said Honchkrow.
"What?" asked Lairon.
"Those two were best friends after he evolved into Fraxure..." said Honchkrow. "They went their separate ways, and now here they are..."
"So...they know each other?" asked Garchomp.
"Pretty much..." said Honchkrow.
"I knew he wasn't all that..." grinned Garchomp.
"Okay guys, I think we should get to know more about each other" said Tepig, sneezing again.
"Uh...no", said Eelektrik. "This is a competition. It doesn't matter if we're on the same team. Eventually we'll be going against each other and we'll use whatever is learn to our advantage."
"So...you expect us to just do whatever we can and not tell anyone what we're good at so we can help our team win?" asked Milotic.
"Exactly..." said Eelektrik. "Instead of telling us now, we learn as we do the challenges."
"Whatever", said Mandibuzz.
Eventually, Dewott left out without saying anything.
"I'm with Dewott..." said Skuntank. "If we aren't doing anything, we might as well explore more..."
The other Suicunes agreed and exited their apartment.
Xatu, who was standing on top of his apartment, sighed.
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"The pain and heartbreak that will be inflicted this season to these innocent teens is too much to bear..." said Xatu.
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From the Raikous' apartment, Farfetch'd, Flygon, Altaria, Drilbur, Luxray, Pyroar, Tyranitar, Typhlosion, Dragonite, Noibat, and Spheal left, and from the Enteis, Houndoom, Absol, Wooper, Braviary, Mightyena, Goodra, Breloom, Delphox, Swirlix, Jolteon, and Quilladin left.
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Honchkrow, Haxorus, and Lairon were in a somewhat large alley way.
"Alright, I think that we should remake our alliance..." said Lairon.
"Lairon...I'm pretty sure we were already doing that..." said Honchkrow.
Lairon looked at Haxorus, who was grinning at her. Lairon grinned back and licked her lips a bit.
"Sheesh...you guys have gotten a lot more attracted to each other..." said Honchkrow.
Haxorus sat down against the wall and Lairon crawled into his lap. Lairon smirked. "So what if we have?" she asked, kissing the ax dragon on the lips.
"So you guys are finally gonna express your feelings?" asked Honchkrow.
They both gave him looks.
"I'll take that...as a no..." said Honchkrow.
"Hey!" they heard. They looked up and saw Mandibuzz flying towards them, followed by Charizard and Garchomp.
"Aw great, the newbies..." said Lairon.
Haxorus growled slightly. Lairon looked down and blushed.
"What are you doing in this alley?" asked Mandibuzz.
"Nothing..." said Honchkrow.
"Sure..." said Garchomp, folding her claws.
Charizard locked eyes with Haxorus. Charizard nodded. "I'm in..."
Haxorus grinned.
"In what?" asked Lairon.
"Your alliance..." said Charizard.
"You're in an alliance?" asked Garchomp. "I never woulda thought..."
"You're gonna join too aren't you?" asked Lairon.
Garchomp shrugged, before glaring slightly at Charizard. Charizard sighed and rolled his eyes.
Haxorus noticed and grinned.
"Meh, I'll join too", said Mandibuzz.
"Ugh..." groaned Lairon. "Fine."
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"Great...now that we have three more members, we'll be a bigger target..." said Lairon. "And I don't really trust Garchomp...she seems...envious and annoying."
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"I'm only in this alliance to keep an eye on those dragons..." said Garchomp. "Those birds and the steel rock beast are alright as long as they don't annoy me..."
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Tyranitar, Typhlosion, Luxray, and Pyroar were walking around the lot until they stumbled upon a sports area, where Goodra was apparenly playing basketball against Dragonite.
"Awesome!" said Pyroar as he ran up to them. "Hey guys, you wanna play teams?"
"Um..." started Goodra. "Sure..."
Dragonite quickly snagged the ball and shot a 3-pointer. "Ha!"
"That's no fair, he distracted me!" said Goodra.
"Sure..." said Dragonite.
"Wow Dragonite, I thought you were the shy type..." said Tyranitar with a grin.
"Well...I am...but mostly only when it's people who don't talk to me..." said Dragonite. "Goodra asked me to play, so..."
"Well alright then, how are we gonna do this?" asked Luxray.
"I say we do boys versus girls-" said a voice.
Luxray looked beside him and saw Mightyena smiling at him.
"Hey babe", said Luxray, licking her cheek.
Pyroar gave her a look before looking away.
"Boys versus girls is a great idea..." said Typhlosion with a smirk. "More specifically, boyfriends versus girlfriends..."
"Um..." interrupted Goodra.
"Oh, well it still counts. You guys are sorta friends now right?" asked Typhlosion.
"Well...yeah", said Dragonite.
"Well then, let's go..." said Mightyena snagging the ball and dribbling it with her tail.
Luxray was shocked at how she was acting. He grinned. "This'll be interesting..."
Pyroar sighed before walking away.
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"Let's get some facts straight. I am NOT gay", said Pyroar. "I just prefer guys a bit more, as they share some of the characteristics I have sometimes. I find a lot of these girls sexy as fuck...but Luxray...I don't know. I may stop going after him if he tells me too, then I'm going for Vaporeon. Sorry Delcatty, but you're kind of a bitch!"
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Back in the apartment, Espeon and Umbreon were sitting next to Dusclops, waiting for the cyclops to wake up. Nobody else was around, as the others had decided to go.
Eventually, Umbreon got impatient and bit the cyclops' hand, waking him up.
"What the hell?!" he shouted.
"Finally!" said Espeon. "We need to talk to you."
"About what?!"
"Our alliance..."
"...fine we'll remake it, now go away please..." said Dusclops as he went back to sleep.
"What are we supposed to do?" asked Umbreon.
"You two are horndogs, I think you'll put two and two together!" shouted Dusclops.
Espeon smirked at Umbreon and pounced on him.
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Braviary, Wooper, Spheal, and Swirlix were on top of a high building with an inflatable pad at the bottom.
"You guys are awesome!" said Wooper.
"Thanks!" said Spheal. "I love jumping, so this is easy for me!"
"I'm not so sure about this..." said Braviary.
"Come on Braviary!" said Wooper. "It's like when we were jumping on the doughnut."
"Don't remind me..." said Braviary.
"What doughnut?" asked Swirlix quickly.
"It was last season. Our team won a giant doughnut and we jumped on it", said Wooper. "It's gone now..."
Swirlix groaned.
"Oh well, yippee!" said Spheal as he jumped.
"Wait up!" shouted Wooper as he jumped too.
"No, I don't wanna be last!" said Swirlix as he jumped too.
Braviary when ahead and flew all the way to the bottom, outspeeding them as they fell.
Once they made it to the bottom, they all cheered. "Awesome!" they said simultaneously.
"Sweet Arceus why..."
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"I'm fine with those guys...but it may be overwhelming dealing with three crazy people..." said Braviary. "It was just happy-go-lucky Wooper...now I have...sugar freak Swirlix and jolly guy Spheal...this is gonna be painful for me..."
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Flygon, Altaria, and Drilbur were in the big theater on the farthest part of the lot.
"So...what are we gonna watch?" asked Flygon.
"I don't know...most of these movies suck..." said Drilbur. "Entei probably chose these..."
"Well..."
"Oh, here we go!" said Drilbur. "DoppelGengar..."
"Isn't that the movie where the Gengar follows unsuspecting trainers and Pokemon and...kill them?" asked Altaria, holding onto Flygon, who growled.
Forgetting about Virgil, Drilbur placed the movie back.
"How about The Karate Kid?" asked a voice.
Noibat, followed by Breloom and Quilladin, entered the theater with the movie.
"Where'd you get that?" asked Drilbur.
"Found it in the guys' room in our apartment", said Noibat. "It's annoying how they gave the guys the cool shit and gave us nothing."
"Hey, that's just them", said Quilladin.
"When did you get here?" asked Breloom.
"I've been with you guys the entire time!" said Quilladin.
"Oh...right..." said Noibat.
"At least SOME of you notice my existence..." said Quilladin.
"Let's just watch the movie..." said Drilbur.
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Dewott, Vaporeon, Skuntank, and Mismagius were all behind the apartments.
"Why are back here exactly?" asked Mismagius.
"I just followed Dewott..." said Skuntank.
Dewott raised a brow.
"Why exactly?" asked Vaporeon.
"He's just been mysterious and he hasn't said anythng since he's been here..." said Skuntank.
Vaporeon and Mismagius both gave her a look.
"What?" asked Skuntank.
"Are you sure that you don't just like him?" asked Mismagius.
"What?!" asked Skuntank shocked. She looked at Dewott, who had his arms folded giving her a "well?" look. "I...uh...just wanted to see if you wanted to make an alliance..."
"Oh, well..." said Mismagius. "I guess so..."
"Sure, you coulda just asked..." said Vaporeon.
Dewott hid a grin, knowing she was lying.
"What do you say Dewott?" asked Skuntank with a smile.
Dewott shrugged.
"Great!"
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Dewott was silently laughing.
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"Okay, I may like Dewott a little bit, but it's not a big deal..." said Skuntank.
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Gulpin, Piloswine, and Vanillite had found the food tent, which was no surprise.
"Wow...nothing..." said Gulpin. "WHY IS THERE NOTHING?!"
"It's the first day here Gulpin...there is no food yet..." said Vanillite.
"Aw..." said Gulpin.
"Hey guys..." said Tepig as he came up sniffling, with Shieldon behind him.
"Hey", said Vanillite.
"What are you guys doing?" asked Shieldon.
"Apparently, we have a tradition of hanging out around kitchens or places with food", explained Piloswine.
"Cool..." said Tepig.
Zebstrika and Heliolisk came to them. "Hey guys, I knew we'd find you here..."
"How'd you know where this was?" asked Gulpin.
"Um...well...let's just say that Mr. Cornall explained..." said Zebstrika.
"Mr. Cornall?" asked Shieldon.
"His imaginary friend..." said Zebstrika, motioning to Heliolisk.
"He's not imaginary!" said Heliolisk.
"Okay...friend that only he can see..." rephrased Zebstrika.
"Well, there's no food here...so what do we do?" asked Piloswine.
"Well, Tyranitar and the others are playing basketball against the girls..." satd Heliolisk. "Wanna go watch?"
"Sports equal snacks and there are no snacks!" said Gulpin.
"Oh come on!" said Zebstrika, picking up Gulpin by his crest.
"Ow!" he shouted as they walked towards the sports area.
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A crowd had emerged after 43 minutes of the game. The girls had 67, while the guys...had 53...
Houndoom, Absol, Delphox, Jolteon, Bellossom, Milotic, Cubchoo, Hawlucha, Zangoose, Blissey, Meganium, Tropius, Delibird, Gothitelle, Shedinja, Manectric, and Leafeon were watching intently.
"Come on guys!" said Manectric.
"Let's go girls!" shouted Leafeon. "Kick their asses!"
Manectric gave Leafeon a look before smiling. Leafeon looked at him and quickly looked back down.
"Come with me..." he demanded as he walked off of the bleachers and went behind them
Leafeon sighed and went behind the bleachers. As soon as that happened, Leafeon felt a pair lips connect to the maw.
Shocked, Leafeon pushed away and glared at Manectric. "What was that you jerk?!"
"I knew you were a guy..." he said with a smirk.
Leafeon blushed and looked away.
"You must like being called a girl..." said Manectric.
"Sh-shut up..." said Leafeon.
"That would explain why you said almost exactly like a girl..." said Manectric.
"Shut up!" shouted Leafeon, who ran away, tears in his eyes.
"Leafeon, wait!" shouted Manectric.
"Leave me alone!"
"Aw crap..." said Manectric.
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"I didnt mean to hurt his feelings, I just wanted to know what he was doing..." said Manectric. "I hope he doesn't hate me..."
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"So what if I like girl stuff? So what I like being like a girl?" he asked repeatedly. " I wanted to be treated like a female, but they didn't tell that they had HIM here. He knew all along and he's gonna tell everyone. Then all the guys here are gonna start bullying me...like they always do!"
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At the end of the game, the girls ended up winning.
"Looks like you guys lost..." said Mightyena.
"So what?" asked Luxray, wrapping his paws around her waist. "That just makes you more attractive to me..."
Mightyena was shocked at his behavior.
"Yeah..." said Tyranitar, putting Typhlosion on his shoulders. She blushed. "In fact...Luxray...shouldn't we reward them?"
"Good idea..." said Luxray as he and Tyranitar went in different directions.
"Um...good game", said Dragonite.
"Thanks..." said Goodra. "You guys were close..."
"You're just saying that to be nice aren't you?" asked Dragonite as the crowd dissipated.
"Maybe I am..." said Goodra, turning around semi-seductively. "Maybe I'm not."
Dragonite blushed like mad as she left. The sun began to set.
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"No...comment..." said Dragonite, still red.
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"CONTESTANTS! BACK TO THE POKEBALL BUILDING!" shouted Raikou from posts. "TIME TO ELIMINATE! AND REMEMBER YOU CAN VOTE FOR ANYBODY!"
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"I have no idea who to vote for..." started Noibat. "Oh wait, yes I do. Bye Delcatty!"
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"Ursaring", said Quilladin.
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"Ursaring", said Swirlix.
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"All of them", said Ursaring.
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"Delcatty..." said Meganium.
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"Dusclops", said Mightyena.
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"Dus...clops", said Zangoose.
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"Espeon", said Typhlosion. "Don't want her here any longer."
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"Espeon..." said Tyranitar.
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"Typhlosion", said Espeon.
"Tyranitar", said Umbreon.
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"Delcatty", said Pyroar.
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"Delcatty", said Garchomp
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"Welcome to the elimination!" said Raikou. "As I said before...when I call your name, you get a Pokeball. Whoever doesn't get a Pokeball must down the Black Carpet of Despair and ride the Rocket of Rejects out of here."
"What?!" shouted Gligar. "Isn't that supposed to be a limo?!"
"You expect us to do the same crap as other shows?" asked Suicune. "You really are newbies..."
"Anyways...since there are WAY too many of you, we're just gonna go ahead and say the person voted out instead of distributing the Pokeballs..." said Raikou.
"The first person eliminated off of Ultimate Total Pokemon Action is...
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"Stop!" shouted Xatu.
"What is it Xatu?" asked Raikou.
"I shall quit..."
"YES!" shouted Raikou before steadying himself. "Um...why exactly?"
"The torment, betrayal, and heartbreak I see in the future of this game is unbearable..." said Xatu.
"Xatu...what do you mean by that?" asked Typhlosion, who was actually nervous.
"Nope!" said Raikou. "Just get outta here!"
Xatu teleported away.
The 72 contestants looked at each other nervously, Xatu's foresights settling in their minds.
"This...is gonna be a fun season..." said Suicune.
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And it begins! Xatu quit and left them all scared...that's pretty good. Next chapter officially starts the show! Nothing much happened excpet for some interactions and junk. And this took WAYYY too long to write. But now that everything is official, time for more predictions and opinions:
-Couples?
-Villains?
-Like?
-Hate?
Or whatever else you think will happen. I ope you enjoyed and I'll see you all next time on Ultimate Total...Pokemon...Action! See ya guys, BYE!
Next time: Time for the Hunger Games!