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LET'S GO TO THE HUNGER GAMES!
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Everyone was still inside the Pokeball building. Xatu's words still echoing in their minds.
"So...what did Xatu mean when he said that stuff about torment, betrayal, and heartbreak?" asked Cherrim.
"I think he meant that the same stuff that happened last season is gonna happen again...but it's gonna be worse", said Honchkrow.
"Okay...just for clarification...what EXACTLY happened to you guys last season?" asked Shellder.
"You really want to do this?" asked Absol.
"What? What happened?" asked Spheal.
"Alright...what do you want first? Betrayal, heartbreak, or torment?" asked Gulpin, in a fake cheerful voice.
"Ugh...it doesn't even matter, we're all gonna fucked over this season, le's just leave it at that..." said Dusclops.
"Quiet, heartbreaker..." said Zangoose.
"Well...you got one part of the heartbreak right..." said Wooper.
"Let's not forget how Manectric here caused Luxray and Mightyena to break up..." said Typhlosion.
"Let's NOT speak of that bullshit..." said Luxray.
"Why not? Aren't you bi?" asked Espeon.
"Espeon..." growled Mightyena.
Pyroar purred in silence.
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"Looks like I DO have a chance..." said Pyroar.
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"That was pretty much the only heartbreak..." said Pangoro.
"Yep, nothing else really happened..." said Zebstrika.
"What about...betrayal?" asked Tropius.
"All Espeon..." said Drilbur. "She was nice and average at the beginning-"
"AVERAGE?!" shouted Espeon and Umbreon.
"Then she turned into a bitch and started targeting people on her own team..." said Drilbur.
"You were a pain..." said Espeon.
"So were you..." said Flygon.
"I remember when Pangoro got everyone on his own team out in the flag challenge..." said Lairon.
"SHUT UP!" said Pangoro. "I was bribed with invincibility and we still won..."
"Wow...these guys are nuts..." whispered Gligar to Chimecho.
"And they're really aggressive..." she whispered back.
"What about torment?" asked Skuntank. "I need to know about that..."
"Yeah, if what he said means it's gonna be worse, what happened to you guys that was tormenting?" asked Gothitelle.
"Well...there was when we all died..."
"Wait, what?!" almost everyone shouted.
"That's not all..." said Tyranitar.
"Being shot with spicy meatballs-" said Vanillite.
"Getting shit with arrows..." added Flygon.
"Getting blown up a bunch of fucking times..." said Honchkrow.
"Dealing with a psycho veteran...well, apparently two..." said Espeon, earning glares from Flygon and Farfetch'd.
"Reliving your worst memories..." continued Altaria.
"Being servants to every fucking legendary..." said Dusclops.
"Yeah...it was a terrible experience..." said Houndoom.
The newcomers were all staring in shock.
"Um...I think they're broken..." said Heliolisk.
"I got it", said Braviary as he flapped his wings to snap them out of it.
"Ugh...why did I sign up for this?" asked Jolteon.
"To win..." said Ursaring. "All that bullshit you're talking about is nothing."
"I'd love to see you survive these challenges without screaming or being scared at least once..." said Lairon.
Ursaring growled at her. "You're on bitch..."
Haxorus, upon hearing that, using Dual Chop, knocking him out.
"The more he gets hurt, the more pleasant this will be", said Delphox.
"Wow, how long have you all been here?" asked Raikou as he and Entei re-entered the building.
"All night..." said Mandibuzz with a yawn.
"Well...good thing, because it's time for the first challenge!" said Raikou.
"Oh joy..." said Eelektrik.
"Hey, where's Suicune?" asked Milotic.
"Oh, she went back to her other show. She'll come back once it's over..." said Raikou. "And Entei's not happy about that..."
"Shut up..." said Entei. "I'm actually happy though because of today's challenge", he finished with an evil smirk.
"I don't like that look..." said Cubchoo.
"Now, today's challenge is based off of...THE HUNGER GAMES!" said Raikou.
"Oh what a joyous idea for a first movie...us dying again!" said Drilbur.
"That's correct..." said Raikou.
"Oh Arceus I was hoping he was gonna say no..." said Farfetch'd.
"Wait...what's the challenge?!" asked Servine.
"Oh, well the hunger games is about a group of people who kill each other in order to win a game..." explained Raikou.
"So you're gonna make us kill each other?!" shouted Breloom.
"Precisely!" said Raikou with a smile. "We've placed weapons around the lot, and there are also traps that can kill you, which most of you veterans should happily remember..."
The veterans all glared at them.
"Now, you all have to go at each other's throats but you can't use ANY moves. If you do, you'll be killed instantly", said Raikou. "You can only use the weapons or any equipment or objects that you find around the lot. And, like last season, you'll be brought back to life."
"S-Something's seriously wrong with you hosts..." said Goodra, frightened.
"Yeah...we know", said Entei. "Last one standing wins for their team..." before he started to exit. "And just for fun..."
He tossed an ax at Drilbur, who ducked, making the ax hit the wall.
"Fuck!" said Entei, making Raikou growl.
"Looks like you're gonna get it kitty..." said Drilbur.
Entei was about to use Flamethrower, but Raikou smacked him. "Just fucking leave..."
Entei growled and left. Raikou shook his head. "Challenge starts now."
The veterans who new what to do started to get away.
"Wait!" they all heard.
They turned around.
"What are we supposed to exactly do?" asked Sawsbuck.
"Well, given that you paid attention at all..." said Dusclops. "You all have to kill each other for the challenge..."
"Wait...th-they were serious?" asked Spheal. "I thought they were just trying to scare us..."
"Oh?" asked Farfetch'd, opening up his stalk and pulling out a knife.
Most of the newbs stepped back.
"W-what's with the knife birdbrain?" asked Garchomp.
"I'm guessing you're gonna "kill" one of these weak dumbasses to prove how fake this is?" asked Ursaring.
Farfetch'd raised a brow and threw it at Ursaring, nailing him right in the head. He wobbled for a second as blood leaked from his head. Soon enough, he fell on the ground, dead.
The newcomers were shocked.
"Yeah...this is no joke..." said Farfetch'd retrieving his knife.
"Wow Farfetch'd, I'm shocked that you're calm..." said Wooper.
"I have SOME self control, but not a lot...this is one of the few moments where I do..." he explained.
"Okay, well if it's like that...let's get it started!" said Skuntank as everyone split up.
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All of the Suicunes were together and walking around the lot, following Lairon, Honchkrow, and Haxorus.
"Okay, why the hell are you all following us?" asked Lairon.
"Why wouldn't we?" asked Gligar.
"Yeah you guys know what you're doing..." said Bellossom.
"Yeah...but, why not follow-" Honchkrow looked around and saw that Gulpin, Piloswine, Vanillite, Manectric, and Pangoro were gone. "Aw crap..."
"Yeah, those others left a while ago..." said Vaporeon.
"Thank Arceus", whispered Leafeon.
"Well...I hope you idiots know that we're a bigger target together..." said Garchomp.
"Oh please, how is that-" Bronzor started before getting hit by an arrow. "OW!"
"Arrows don't work on me whoever the hell did that!" he shouted before being shot I the eye, killing him.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" exclaimed Shieldon.
"I told you!" shouted Garchomp. "Now actually scatter!"
As everyone did so, Mandibuzz, Charizard, and Garchomp stayed behind with Lairon, Haxorus, and Honchkrow.
"Okay...now it's obvious that we're the most reliable ones on the team..." said Garchomp before looking at Lairon. "Well...most of us..."
Lairon growled at her.
"So, I say that we find some of these weapons and beat the shit out of those other idiots..." said Garchomp.
"Well...that idea seems okay", said Mandibuzz.
"Yes, not at all insane..." said Honchkrow sarcastically.
"What's with the sarcasm Mr. Negative?" asked Lairon. "As stupid as it sounds...it's an alright plan..."
"Remember...the other team has Farfetch'd and Flygon..." said Honchkrow.
"And Tyranitar and Typhlosion beat them, so no excuses..." said Lairon.
Haxorus and Charizard looked at each other with bored expressions.
"Okay, while you two idiots are just staring at each other, why don't you go find some weapons..." said Garchomp.
Haxorus smirked at Charizard, who rolled his eyes.
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"Okay, this is stupid..." said Delcatty.
"Delcatty...we know you're stupid..." said Noibat. "That isn't anything new..."
Delcatty growled and picked up a rock. She threw it at Noibat, who moved out of the way.
The rock hit Delibird in the head, but insteadof killing him, it knocked him unconscious.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" shouted Meganium.
"She started it", said Delcatty.
Noibat rolled her eyes.
"Guys, arguing is not gonna help us in this challenge!" shouted Flygon.
"Tell that to them..." said Sawsbuck.
"Can't we all just get along?" asked Spheal.
"Yeah, Spheal's right..." said Lanturn before getting hit with an arrow, killing her.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" shouted Tropius.
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"Crap...I was aiming for Typhlosion, but that dumb fish got in the way..." said Espeon, who was holding a bow on the top of a building.
"Oh well, at least you got someone..." said Umbreon, kissing her.
Espeon nuzzled him.
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"Well this is shit!" shouted Drilbur. "There are hardly any weapons around here!"
"Well Farfetch'd has some weird stuff in his stalk why don't we just-" started Altaria before noticing that Farfetch'd was gone.
"Uh...guys..." said Altaria, frightened.
"What is it?" asked Flygon.
"Farfetch'd is gone!" she exclaimed.
"Uh oh..." said Heliolisk.
"Well...at least we win..." said Drilbur sheepishly.
"If he doesn't kill us too..." said Blissey.
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Farfetch'd was stalking around the lot in his crazy state. He was growling to himself as he suddenly heard noises.
He grinned to himself as he saw the Enteis enter a building. He smiled, but soon saw an arrow heading towards him. He grabbed it and turned it around before shoving it inside of his stalk.
He fired it out and it went back to the sender. Espeon, however, dodged it by ducking.
"What the hell?" she asked. Once she looked back down, she noticed that he was gone.
"Oh no..." she whispered.
"What?" asked Umbreon.
"We have to get out of here!" she shouted. She looked over the edge and saw multiple balconies that they could climb down on.
"Come on!" she said as she grabbed his paw and started to run off of the roof.
"Espeon, wait, a second-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Espeon jumped off of the side and landed on a balcony. Umbreon, however, fell all the way down and splattered onto the pavement.
"Umbre!" she shouted as tears started to fall from her face. She went back into the building through the window and sat against the wall.
She started hearing screaming and cries and she saw some of her teammates covering in blood and running from the building, followed by Farfetch'd.
Curious, she went downstairs and couldn't help but gain a small smile.
Quilladin had a knife in his back, Hawlucha's throat was slit, Cherrim's head was mounted on the wall, Chimecho was hung by her on chime, and Breloom was suffocated with a rope.
"He works fast..." said Espeon.
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Skuntank, Dewott, Mismagius and Vaporeon went into one of the abandoned sets. There were still multiple cameras and light fixtures inside, as well as a green.
"Eeeeee!" squealed Vaporeon. "I've always wanted to be in a movie!"
"Um...hate to break it to you Vaporeon, but this stuff has probably been here for years", said Mismagius. "Therefore, they stopped working. No movie stardom for you..."
"Aww..." Vaporeon moaned.
"Need I remind you girls we're doing a dangerous challenge!" said Skuntank as she peered back out the door.
"Then I suggest you get your head out of the doorway", said Mismagius.
"I have to check our surroundings..."
Dewott sighed and shook his head before peering closely at the corner of the entrance. He noticed a gear was spasming.
He then noticed Froslass faintly. She blew cold wind on it and hit it, making it lock and constantly buckle. He quickly grabbed her and pulled her back on the ground as the door fell .
Skuntank was panting like mad from the sudden rush. She noticed that Dewott's paws were around her waist and she was in his lap. She blushed as Vaporeon and Mismagius smirked.
"Told you to move..." said Mismagius.
"Oh Mismagius...you should know that Skuntank will only submit and do what Dewott says..." said Vaporeon, teasing. "If he does say anything..."
Skuntank growled as Dewott smirked at the still blushing skunk.
"Th-thanks..." she said nervously.
Dewott nodded.
"Well now we're trapped in here..." said Vaporeon.
"Actually...I'm not", said Mismagius. "I can just phase out of here..."
"And you're a ghost-type, so you can get us out of here by-" started Skuntank before realizing what she was about to say. "...Right..."
"Yeah, did you forget the "no moves or you die immediately" rule?" asked Mismagius.
"Well then why don't you just phase out and start killing people..." said Skuntank.
"Hmmm...seems legit..." said Mismagius. "I'll be back..."
"Um...what if these psycho hosts found out a way to kill ghosts?" asked Vaporeon.
"Then...we're fucked..." said Skuntank, sitting next to Dewott.
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"I can't believe he saved me..."said Skuntank. "Maybe he likes me back! Or...did he just do it because we're on the same team?"
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Dewott shrugged with a smile.
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"I'm actually stating to see why Skuntank finds Dewott so attractive..." said Vaporeon. "His silent, but daring personality is...hot..."
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Half of the Raikous were in the movie theater. It was mostly the newcomers with Heliolisk and Luxray.
"This challenge is just nuts!" said Shellder.
"I think we've established that a LONG time ago, Shellder..." said Delcatty.
"Why are we always stuck with you?!" asked Noibat.
"Why did they leave US with them?" asked Luxray to Heliolisk, who shrugged.
"Well, I guess it's not so bad..." said Pyroar, getting close to Luxray, who got uncomfortable. "I guess we can watch a movie?"
"In a situation where we're all supposed to kill each other?" asked Spiritomb sarcastically. "Great idea, let's watch movies..."
"You weren't kidding about the annoyed easily part were you?" asked Tropius.
Spiritomb gave him a look.
Suddenly, the lights went out.
"Oh no!" shouted Shellder.
"Well isn't this great?" asked Gothitelle.
"Does anyone know Flash?" asked Meganium.
"I do..." said Sawsbuck. As she used it however, she immediately dropped dead. After that, the lights popped back on.
"No moves or die! Remember?" asked Luxray.
"Well you didn't say anything..." said Delcatty.
"I thought you would remember..." said Luxray.
"Well...you thought wrong", said Delcatty as she swatted his face with her tail when she walked by him.
Luxray growled and wanted to pounce on the prissy cat, but held himself back. For some reason, he was feeling like he used to feel around Manectric.
Suddenly, they all heard a scream. They ran to the sound and saw Delcatty with a glass shard in her head.
Noibat began laughing. "Yes! The bitch is dead!"
Suddenly, an arrow pieced her abdomen, making her flinch and soon, bleed out.
"Okay, I have an idea..." said Heliolisk.
"You do?" asked Luxray, shocked.
"Well...Mr. Cornall does..." explained Heliolisk as he peered inside the ticket taker booth. He pulled out a bomb.
"How did you know that was in there?" asked Meganium, amazed.
"Thank Mr. Cornall..." said Heliolisk as he pressed a button and tossed the bomb. Sadly for him however, it was a trap. The bomb had glue on it and it was stuck to his hands.
"Oh no..." said Heliolisk.
"RUN!" shouted Tropius as everyone ran away from him. The bomb exploded, blowing him to pieces.
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"This...is bullshit..." panted Mightyena as she and the other survivors of Farfetch'd took refuge in their apartments.
"It could be worse..." said Jolteon.
"How?" asked Swirlix.
"ALRIGHT COMPETITORS! IN HUNGER GAMES TRADITION, A POISONOUS FOG WILL NOW COME OVER THE LOT! BE SURE TO EITHER FIND SHELTER OR HOLD YOUR BREATHS!"
"WE HATE YOU!" shouted Absol.
"WE KNOW!" shouted Entei.
"Great just great now we have to deal with poisonous fog..." said Braviary.
"Close the damn windows!" said Houndoom.
Delphox quickly closed the windows.
"Well, we should be better now..." said Swirlix sitting on the floor.
"I hope..." said Jolteon as she laid close to Houndoom, shocking Absol.
"What?" asked Houndoom, annoyed.
Absol shook her head. Jolteon sighed.
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"I don't want to make her upset, but...he's fair game...sorry Absol", said Jolteon.
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"If Houndoom falls in love with HER, I'm quitting. I couldn't deal with seeing them everyday like that..." said Absol.
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"Uh guys, here comes the fog!" said Wooper, looking out of the window.
Grovyle and Zebstrika looked out of the window and saw the cloud approaching. They looked down and saw Cubchoo running. However, she ended up tripping and was engulfed.
"Well she's dead..." said Grovyle.
Then, they saw a large group of Raikous running towards their apartments, which were on the left of theirs, luckily.
"Ooh...they'd better hurry..." said Zebstrika.
"Who?" asked Goodra.
"Um...it's most of the Raikous, Luxray's leading to their apartments it looks like", explained Grovyle.
"Luxray?!" asked Mightyena, in worry as she ran to the window. She saw them all enter the apartment, putting her at ease.
"Wow...you must really love him..." said Servine with a giggle.
"You have no idea..." said Mightyena.
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Manectric followed Leafeon into an alleyway where there was a single dumpster. After seeing him jump inside, Manectric followed him and jumped in as well.
"Ew...why'd you choose this place?" asked Manectric, picking a paw up to get it out of a bag,
Leafeon shrieked and immediately tried to climb out, but Manectric pulled him back.
"What are you doing?!" he asked. "You'll die out there!"
Leafeon got out of his grasp and went into a corner. "S-stay away from me..."
"Why?" asked Manectric, getting closer.
Leafeon was prepared to use Razor Leaf, but Manectric leapt on him to stop him.
"Will you stop trying to kill yourself?!" he shouted.
"WHY?!" he shouted back, making Manectric climb off. "You know that I'm not a girl, and you'll tell anyone!"
Manectric continued to listen.
"Then everyone will look at me like a freak and start treating me like trash, like they ALWAYS DO!" he said as he started to cry.
Manectric, shocked at what he thought, got close enough to him and hugged him, frightening Leafeon.
"Leafeon...I wasn't going to tell anyone to begin with..." explained Manectric. "You're getting worked up over nothing. "So what if you like being referred to as a girl? I mean, I'm openly gay...and no one treats me like trash..."
Leafeon let up. "R-really?"
"Yeah...I mean sure, I got a few insults last season, but that was nothing-"
"That's the thing, I don't want anything to happen! No insults, no bullying, no nothing!"
"Leafeon, that's part of life...and how you live it is how you live it. Assholes can make fun of you, but remember...what are THEY doing?" asked Manectric. "Being jerks..."
Leafeon let a small smile escape his lips. "T-thank you..."
"No problem..." said Manectric. Leafeon quickly pecked his cheek, making Manectric blush. "Now let's-"
"But I'm still not telling anyone-" he finished.
Manectric sighed. "Okay...well let's just see what's going on out here", he said as he opened the lid a bit before quickly closing it again as a bit of the fog entered the dumpster.
They didn't hold their breaths and both died in the dumpster.
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"Do you think this was a good idea?" asked Tyranitar. "I mean, we're just in the apartments..."
"Rather take your chances out there?" asked Typhlosion.
"I agree with the lass..." said Clawitzer.
"Well...luckily..." said Flygon, looking out of the window. "The fog is clearing up..."
Suddenly, everyone in the room heard the elevator ding and the rest of their team that survived poured into the guys' room.
"Where did you guys come from?" asked Blissey.
"The movies!" said Luxray.
"What happened to Heliolisk?" asked Altaria.
"Well...the corn guy grabbed a bomb that had glue on it and blew his own ass up..." said Pyroar.
"And Delcatty, Noibat, and Sawsbuck died too..." said Gothitelle.
"Did Shellder die too?" asked Dragonite.
"No, he's right-" started Spheal before noticing that Shellder wasn't there.
"Ugh...total Rufflet moment..." said Drilbur, putting his claws to his head.
"Well...he's dead now..." said Spiritomb. "What about Delibird?"
"Ugh..." they heard. "I'm up..." said Delibird as he got off of a bed. "Just a major headache."
"Well good because-"
"CONTESTANTS THAT ARE STILL ALIVE! WE ARE HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT YOUR GHOST-TYPE TEAMMATES WILL NOT BE HELPING YOU WIN!"
"Um...what does that mean?" asked Meganium.
Suddenly, Shedinja and Spiritomb exploded.
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"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!" shouted Tropius.
"I guess they meant that all the ghost-types will be disqualified because they are...dead, sorta..." said Tyranitar.
"Does that mean ALL of them?" asked Dragonite.
"Yep..." said Typhlosion.
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"Okay...so Froslass just blew up..." said Zangoose.
"No ghost-types will be winning..." said Absol. "Guess that means that they are disqualified..."
"Oh well..." said Zangoose. "I guess it doesn't do much..."
"Back to the fray..." said Braviary, depressed as Swirlix and Wooper hopped on his back. They flew out of the window.
"Yeah...we still have a dumb challenge to do..." said Jolteon. "Let's go..."
As they all vacated the room, Absol pulled Houndoom back.
"Ugh...what the hell do you want?"
"I want YOU!" she shouted.
"You're gonna end up getting us killed if someone finds out we're still up here!" he said as he started to exit.
Absol stopped him by pouncing on him and pinning him down.
"Get...off..." he growled.
"Just talk to me!" she shouted.
Houndoom said nothing.
"Come on!"
"What do you want from me?!" he shouted. "You act like I don't exist for a bit of first season, we start dating, then you turn bitchy because of Dusclops, now all of a sudden you want me back?!"
Absol locked muzzles with him. Houndoom wrapped his paws around her and flipped them over so that he was on top of her, then he broke the kiss and walked towards the elevator.
"Houndoom!" she called, tears forming.
Houndoom actually stopped and looked back at her. She was beginning to cry. Houndoom sighed and went back towards her.
Houndoom sat in front of her and she hugged him.
"Why won't you love me again?" she asked, tears dripping on his shoulder.
"I can't love someone...that doesn't trust me..." he admitted.
"I-I do trust you...I just-"
"-trust a dumb ghost more than me-"
"No, it's just-
Suddenly, something crashed throught the window and hit Houndoom in the head. He grabbed his head as Absol saw what it was. It was a grenade...
"OH NO!"
The grenade exploded, killing them both.
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"The joys of eating..." said Gulpin as he got out of the refrigerator in the craft services tent.
"I guess you can say that", said Vanillite as he got out of the freezer.
"Well...you guys weren't kidding..." said Tepig as he, Gligar, and Shieldon climbed out of cabinets.
"Yeah, the kitchen IS helpful..." said Gligar.
"Gulpin...I have to say that Piloswine should have been in the refrigerator..." said Shieldon.
"Yeah..." said Vanillite, turning and seeing a dead Piloswine.
"Hey, he should have called it..." said Gulpin.
"He couldn't help it..." said Tepig before sneezing again.
"Oh well..." said Gulpin as he started eating again...
However, once he ate a chicken...he exploded.
"The effects of eating chicken..." said Gligar, shaking his head.
"Okay...this place is TITTY TRAPPIN BITCHES", Shieldon suddenly shouted.
Vanillite, Tepig, and Gligar looked at him confused.
"I mean...booby trapped..." he said, chuckling sheepishly.
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*Shieldon bangs his head against the wall*
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"O...kay..." said Vanillite. "Well, let's go before something else happens..."
"Too late..." they heard.
They saw Grovyle holding a detonator.
"Um...can we talk about this?" asked Gligar.
"Nope..." said Grovyle as he pressed the button, blowing up the tent and killing them all.
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"Well, let's get going..." said Tyranitar as they started to get in the elevator.
"Let's hope that we don't die..." said Delibird.
"...We're doomed", said Gothitelle as the door closed.
Everyone was on their guard as the elevator started going down. Suddenly, the elevator started going down fast.
"We're gonna crash!" shouted Tropius.
When the elevator stopped, Spheal, Drilbur, and Delibird hit the top of the elevator hard. When they landed, Spheal bounced for a bit before stopping.
Tyranitar opened his eyes and kept his arms around Typhlosion as he looked back at the others. "Everyone okay?"
"Ugh...that...sucked" said Flygon, rubbing his head. "You okay Altaria?"
"Yeah..." she responded.
"Ugh...fuck..my...life", said Drilbur, rubbing his head.
Everyone that was still able to stood up.
"Ugh...what happened to the elevator?" asked Clawitzer.
"This challenge", said Luxray, annoyed.
"Um...guys, Spheal and Delibird aren't moving..." said Meganium.
Blissey and the others went over to see. Delibird was bleeding from his head, while Spheal was not.
Dragonite poked Spheal and Delibirds' bodies. Delibird didn't budge, but Spheal groaned.
"You're still alive?" asked Gothitelle, shocked.
"Blubber..." said Spheal, sheepishly.
"Well...Delibird's dead now..." said Blissey.
"Yeah", said Tyranitar as started to leave the apartments.
He stepped on a bear trap that was placed outside of the building and flinched in slight pain. He began trying to shake it off, but it didn't budge.
"Someone get this thing off please!" he shouted.
Dragonite shrugged and opened it, allowing Tyranitar to get his foot out of it. "Thanks..."
Tyranitar grabbed the trap and threw it, actually allowing it to re-open.
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Braviary, who still had Swirlix and Wooper, landed next to Goodra, Delphox, Jolteon, and Zangoose, who were carrying a few weapons, including grenades, bombs, maces, bows, and guns.
"Where did you girls get all those weapons?" asked Braviary.
"We found them in the war movie sets..." said Zangoose. "It's pretty obvious where the weapons can be found."
"Wow...that's actually pretty neat", said Wooper.
"Yeah...it's weird that-AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he screamed as a bear trap landed on his head.
"What the hell was that?!" shouted Jolteon.
"I'm not sure...but we're down a player now!" shouted Delphox.
"Hold on..." said Zangoose, spying Milotic slithering into an alley. "Time to kill a sea serpent..."
"Need help?" asked Braviary.
Zangoose grinned and hopped on Braviary's back. He flew her over the top of the alley, where she dropped a grenade.
The grenade took out Milotic with ease and both Braviary and Zangoose went back to the others.
"Well, that's better..." said Delphox, sarcastially. "Now we still have to kill the rest of their team..."
"Why must you be a downer?" asked Zangoose as she got off of Braviary's back.
"It's not negativity, it's the truth..." said Delphox.
"Well, we'll s-" started Jolteon before she felt something penetrate her side. She looked and saw an arrow before falling to the side.
"Where the hell are these assholes?" asked Goodra.
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"This...is awesome", said Pangoro as he reloaded his bow. He was hanging on the top of a cardboard cutout of a building, along with Bellossom and Eelektrik.
"Why are we here again?" asked Eelektrik.
"You're just here..." said Pangoro as he fired another shot.
He fired at Delphox, but she dodged it and saw where it came from. She growled.
"It's up there guys!" she said as she pointed to the cutout.
"Pangoro!" shouted Wooper.
"What the hell are you doing?!" shouted Braviary.
"SO LONG BITCHES!" he shouted.
Goodra threw a mace at him, which struck Eelektrik and killed him.
"Pangoro!" shouted Bellossom as a bullet hit her.
"Sucks to be her..." said Pangoro as he fired another arrow, striking Braviary in his wing.
He winced, but didn't die.
Wooper gasped and used Water Gun to spray Pangoro and let him fall onto the hard wood and spikes.
"Yes!" Wooper cheered. Then...his head exploded.
"Oh my Arceus...that was...like a sacrifice..." said Delphox.
"Not surprised..." groaned Braviary. "He always helps, no matter what."
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The remaining Ravishing Raikous split up.
Luxray and Pyroar were wandering around the set of a romantic movie.
"Interesting..." thought Pyroar with a smile.
"I don't see anyone..." said Luxray.
"Well then, why don't-" started Pyroar.
"CONTESTANTS! TIME FOR MORE FOG!"
"Goddammit!" shouted Luxray as he ran towards the door. He saw the fog emerging. "SHIT!"
He prepared to close the door when he saw Mightyena running out of a building across from him.
"YENA!" he shouted.
Mightyena turned towards the sound of her name and saw Luxray motioning for her to come to him.
She smiled and ran to him as the fog began coming towards her. She immediately kissed him as he closed the door with his tail.
"Thanks baby..." said Mightyena, breaking the kiss.
"No problem..."
"So...what do we do now?" asked Mightyena as Pyroar just frowned and watched them.
"Well...we ARE in the romantic setting..." said Luxray.
"But...Pyroar is right there", she whispered.
"Right...but...there are other sections around here..." he whispered back.
Mightyena murred and licked his cheek.
"Um...Pyroar, we're gonna go...somewhere else", said Luxray.
Pyroar growled to himself. "Okay..."
Luxray and Mightyena ran off like horny teens, while Pyroar grabbed a spear that was sticking from underneath the bed.
He followed them and found them...in a very...you get the idea. Pyroar snuck behing Mightyena and stabbed her in the back.
She fell off of Luxray, leaving him shocked. "WHAT THE HELL PYROAR!?"
Pyroar was transfixed on him for a second before he shook his head. "She was on another team. It was another point..."
Luxray growled.
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"Wow..." said Pyroar dreamily.
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"What...the hell...WAS THAT?!" shouted Luxray. "For the team, my ass! He was staring at me for a bit before he answered..."
His eyes widened. "Do NOT tell me that I have another predator..."
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"Ugh...I can believe we're fucking trapped in here..." said Vaporeon.
"Well...let's try to entertain ourselves until someone helps us out of here..." said Skuntank.
"By doing what?" asked Vaporeon.
"We can...um..." started Skuntank.
"Exactly..." said Vaporeon.
Dewott went to the door and attempted to lift it.
"Dewott, that door weighs like a ton!" said Skuntank.
Dewott rolled his eyes with a smile and continued to lift it. It rose up slightly and with a final push, he threw the door up.
Vaporeon and Skuntank were amazed.
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"That...was sexy..." said Skuntank, dreamily.
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Vaporeon was fanning herself with her tail. "Hot..."
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"Nice job", said Skuntank, rubbing against him.
Dewott gave her a mischievous grin and stroked her fur, making her shudder and mew. (NOT THE LEGENDARY)
"Alright, so does anyone have-" started Vaporeon before the three suddenly dropped dead from the fog that passed over them.
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"Alright...this fucking sucks..." said Flygon.
He, along with Drilbur, Altaria, Spheal, and Blissey, were back inside of their apartments. Drilbur looked outside and saw the lifeless bodies of Meganium, Tropius, Clawitzer, and Gothitelle.
"Well...we're sucking right now..." said Drilbur, turning back around.
"Let's hope Tyranitar and the others found shelter in time..." said Blissey.
There was a moment of silence.
"Anyone wanna go watch TV?" asked Spheal.
"I don't think now's the time for that..." said Flygon.
"Well then what do we do?" asked Spheal.
"Why don't we just plan out a strategy?" asked Drilbur.
"We have no weapons in here!" shouted Blissey.
"Well...we have a plant..." said Altaria.
Drilbur picked up the plant and threw it out of the window quickly.
"What...was that?" asked Blissey.
"I used the only weapon we have..." said Drilbur.
"Well...the fog is clearing up..." said Spheal.
Altaria looked outside and saw Zebstrika laying dead with the plant Drilbur threw next to him.
"I guess that worked..." said Altaria. "You killed Zebstrika..."
"Plant power!" said Drilbur.
"CONTESTANTS! IT IS NOW TIME FOR A DEATHMATCH WITH ALL OF THE SURVIVING COMPETITORS!"
"Wait...what?!" asked Flygon.
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Everyone that survived were teleported to an arena. From the Suicunes, only Lairon, Haxorus, Honchkrow, Garchomp, Mandibuzz, and Charizard were left.
From the Enteis, Braviary, Espeon, Goodra, Grovyle, Servine, Metagross, Zangoose, and Delphox were there.
From the Raikous, along with Flygon and the others, Farfetch'd, Tyranitar, Typhlosion, Luxray, Pyroar, and Dragonite were left.
"Well, now you all have to basically kill each other until one of you or a group of you from the same team is the last one standing..." said Raikou. "Begin!"
"Oh my Arceus, how the hell do you guys have so many people left?!" shouted Servine, shocked.
"Strength, strategy, and-"
"AHHHHHHH!"
Drilbur stopped and turned around, noticing that Blissey, Spheal, and Pyroar were all dead.
"WHAT THE HELL FARFETCH'D?!" shouted Tyranitar.
"Well...looks like you idiots are done for..." said Espeon before getting smacked with a mace, courtesy of Typhlosion.
"Well I'm glad she's dead...but the rest of have to die now too..." said Garchomp.
"Okay, you first-" said Delphox, firing an arrow at her.
Garchomp caught it and broke it.
Charizard got a grenade and threw it at Braviary, who was killed once it exploded, along with Zangoose and Delphox.
Farfetch'd flew with his stalk in hand. He swooped behind Servine and strangled her with a rope from his stalk before stabbing Grovyle in the stomach.
He cackled evilly before getting shot in the chest with an arrow. He flinched, but growled and continued going. He ripped the arrow out and threw a knife at Honchkrow, killing him before dropping dead.
"Well you've lost your key player Raikous!" said Mandibuzz.
"Okay...but we have another..." said Tyranitar.
Flygon, being amidst all of the explosions, was already Virgil. He flew towards Lairon and scooped her up before going up high and dropping her, making her land on Charizard's head, killing him.
Garchomp gasped and growled angrily before throwing a spear at him. It hit Flygon in the stomach, but it didn't stop him as Lairon got back up.
Luxray picked up a hammer and started swinging it around before letting go and striking Lairon, killing her.
Haxorus growled and picked up a bow before firing at Luxray, who got hit. Haxorus then hit Drilbur, and then Flygon again.
Flygon dropped dead this time.
Goodra and Metagross, who were the only ones still alive on the Enteis were out of the way of the Suicunes and Raikous.
"Well...this is actually entertaining to watch..." said Goodra as she sat down. She noticed a figure behind her.
She turned and saw Dragonite behind her with a smile on his face.
"Oh, hey Dragonite..." said Goodra. "How're you doing with your team?"
Dragonite sighed. "Still not really doing anything..."
Goodra smirked. "You have to open up more, then maybe you'll make more friends and you'll do more..."
"I don't know..." said Dragonite nervously.
"It'll be fine..." said Goodra. "Just try your hardest and find something that you can do well and help your team."
Dragonite smiled, "Thanks Goodra."
"No prob..." said Goodra.
Suddenly, while they were speaking they, along with Metagross, were fire bombed, and killed.
"THE ENTEIS LOSE!" shouted Raikou.
Entei growled in anger. "FUCK YOU ALL!"
"Does that mean the challenge is over?" asked Altaria.
"Nope..."
Garchomp, upon hearing that, grabbed a bomb and threw it at Tyranitar, who it stuck to.
"No, no, no, no!" he said as he tried getting it off.
Typhlosion tried to help, but it exploded, killing all of them on the Raikou's side.
"WHAT?!" shouted Raikou.
"HA! Your team lost too!" said Entei.
"At least I got second place!" said Raikou.
"We won!" shouted Mandibuzz.
"No thanks to you..." said Garchomp.
"All of the dead Pokemon will be revived and Entei...you'll be doing your own elimination ceremony..." said Raikou.
"Oh joy..." said Entei.
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"Okay, I know it looked like once that stupid winged lizard died, I went crazy, but that wasn't the case", explained Garchomp.
"He is simply a strong player..."
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Haxorus shrugged.
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"I'm glad we actually won and I didn't have to do anything!" said Mandibuzz.
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"We lost the first fucking challenge?!" shouted Ursaring. "You idiots suck!"
"At least he didn't call us dumbasses..." said Swirlix.
"DUMBASSES!"
"Spoke too soon..." said Quilladin.
"...Who are you?" asked Swirlix.
"What the-" started Quilladin before he sighed.
"Well, who the hell do we vote for?" asked Espeon.
"Don't worry about it..." said Grovyle. "We don't really need to plan, just vote for whoever you think won't do much. It's only the first challenge, but based on today's performance, who do you think will be useless? That way we know why we're eliminated and there's no actual hard feelings."
"That's...actually good", said Absol.
"BUT, also tink about what the others can bring and what they can bring to the team..." he added.
"Oh please, just vote out the weaklings and get on with it..." said Ursaring.
"...That's basically what Grovyle was suggesting..." said Umbreon.
"No he wasn't..." said Ursaring. "He was getting too technical. Just get rid of 'em. Who cares about their feelings?"
"Well...don't be surprised when YOU are the one gone..." said Jolteon.
"Can we just go?" asked Dusclops.
The Enteis headed to the pokeball area.
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"Based on today's performance...I guess...Swirlix..." said Cherrim.
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"Bring more to the team huh?" asked Delphox. "I honestly don't think Cherrim will bring anything..."
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"Out of everyone...I think Chimecho is the most useless..." said Wooper. "No offense to her."
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"Chimecho...just because we have enough Psychic-types..." said Zangoose.
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"Sorry Chimecho, but...you pobably won't do anything..." said Servine.
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"Um...Ursaring?" asked Quilladin.
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"Wooper probably won't-" started Froslass. "Wait...he's resourceful and dedicated..."
"I guess...Cherrim or Chimecho..."
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"Chimecho..." said Hawlucha.
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"Grovyle isn't gonna do shit to help the team..." said Ursaring. "None of them are. They're all weak."
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"I don't care...Ursaring, fuck you", said Jolteon.
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"Ursaring..." said Braviary.
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"Dusclops..." said Houndoom. "You know my reasons..."
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The Enteis were all gathered at the building. Entei came out with a frown.
"Well, since you stupid teens decided that MY team had to lose first, I'm stuck here and have to get rid of you..." he growled.
"Blame the Suicunes!" said Goodra.
"I do, but blame all of you too..." said Entei. "Now...blah blah blah, when I give you a dumb Pokeball, you're safe..."
"You're gonna throw them at us aren't you?" asked Dusclops.
Entei threw one at him, but he dodged it. He threw more at Absol, Houndoom, Mightyena, Zebstrika, Wooper, Braviary, Hawlucha, Jolteon, Delphox, Zangoose, and Goodra.
He continued throwing them at Quilladin, then Metagross, Servine, Grovyle, Breloom, Froslass, and Umbreon.
Espeon, Swirlix, Cherrim, Ursaring, and Chimecho were the only ones left. He threw the next one at Espeon, signaling her safety.
"Alright...all of you fucks got some votes..." said Entei. "So did mono and country boy, but they only had one..."
"So...you think we're the ones that are..." said Cherrim, looking back at the others.
They looked at each other nervously.
Swirlix had one thrown at him, signaling that he was safe. He sighed and wagged his tail.
"Alright, bear, cherry, and chime...basically...you suck..." said Entei.
The next pokeball went to...
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"HA!" he shouted. "I'm not goin' anywhere dumbasses!"
Everyone groaned.
Cherrim and Chimecho looked at each other nervously. Entei wasted no time and threw the last pokeball to...
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Chimecho gasped. She frowned.
"We're sorry Chimecho, but we have a bunch of stronger Psychics..." said Grovyle.
She smiled softly.
"And consider yourself lucky..." said Wooper. "You won't have to deal with challenges like the one today anymore..."
"Shut up!" shouted Entei.
"Or him..." added Braviary.
Chimecho giggled. "Thanks for the opportunity guys..."
"Yeah yeah, get to the rocket limo..." said Entei.
"...Rocket limo?"
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Chimecho was inside a limosine with rockets strapped to it. Everyone from her team was wacthing.
"You guys love explosions don't you?" asked Houndoom.
"Shut up."
Entei stepped on a button, igniting the rocket and shooting her off.
"That's gonna be you if you lose more..." said Entei. "So STOP LOSING!" he shouted before leaving.
"Sheesh, it was the first challenge..." said Breloom.
"And we lost..." said Grovyle. "We can't keep this us ya'll. One, because I want to make friends here...and two, I do NOT want to deal with the grouch every time."
"Well, what do we do then oh wise leader?" asked Dusclops sarcastically.
"We just have to try harder guys..." said Grovyle.
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AND LIKE THAT...Chimecho's the first one gone. Meh, I wasn't planning on doing that much with her anyway. This challenge had a LOT of drama and strange things occuring, and MURDER, YAY! Garchomp killed Farfetch'd...and Haxorus killed Flygon? WTF?! Pyroar...really? And Leafeon...ya gotta feel bad for him. Oh well, I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you guys next time on Ultimate Total...Pokemon...Action! See ya guys, BYE!
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