(The Aftermath theme plays as the flashbacks are shown.)

Chef: (He handcuffs Gwen) "Dead girl walking!"

DJ: "I'm gonna do what I should've done long ago! Make mama proud. I'm voting myself off!"

Izzy: (Looks at Owen.) "Don't worry, Big O. I'll win it for you."

(Izzy kisses him on the cheek as Owen smiles.)

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins with Geoff & Bridgette in the Aftermath studio with the other eliminated and non-competiting contestants.)

Geoff: "Yo, everyone! Ha ha. I'm Geoff."

Bridgette: "And I'm Bridgette. Great to have you back for another super juicy episode of The Aftermath, where we'll be dishing the dirt on Total... Drama... Action!"

(The audience claps & cheers.)

Bridgette: "Wow, there's a lot of love out there, eh, Geoff?"

Geoff: "No doubt, Bridge."

Bridgette: "I wish today could be all about the love, but [sighs] there's always some haters, too."

Geoff: "We may see some of those dudes on today's show. 'Cause we've got Gwen here! And DJ!"

Bridgette: "We've also got our friends from first season joining us here in the V.I.P section. Katie and Sadie, Cody, Noah, Ezekiel, Eva, Courtney, Tyler, and Trent!" (She looks back, but Geoff isn't there.)

(The audience cheers at them.)

Katie: "Hi, Trent! We're so happy you're here!"

Sadie: (She slaps Katie) I won the thumb war to say hi from us.

Bridgette: (Realizing she hears talking in her earpiece.) "He's what? That is so not cool. So, there have been three pretty shocking eliminations since we last saw you. Anything you would like to comment on, Courtney?"

Courtney: "My lawyer has advised me not to at this time."

Bridgette: "Wow. [chuckles] So we've also lost Owen, because of his medical evacuation, which we will show you later, but we pulled some strings and arranged an interview with his doctor. And you won't want to miss any of that. So, some pretty insane things on the show. The prison movie, the hospital drama, haunted set."

Geoff: (He comes back) "The disaster movie and war flick!"

(The men cheer at this.)

Bridgette: "Wow. Guess you guys are into terror and destruction. I was freaking. I was almost glad I was booted off the show. I would not have made it through prison food day. Mm-mm."

Geoff: "Me? I've got a stomach of steel."

(The audience laugh at this.)

Bridgette: "Oh, you can't tell me you'd've wanted to go through what Owen did. A busted-up jaw?! Ouch!"

Geoff: "Oh, true that. But we've got loads more wicked bad moments of pain coming up! Rad hits like you've never seen! Time for… That's Gonna Leave a Mark!"

(That's Gonna Leave Mark begins as it goes to a Montage: Starting with Harold is hit in the crotch by his numb-yos; Owen is loaded into the ambulance, which drives off, but Owen falls off and lands in the sewers; Gwen breaks the golden shovel over Harold's head; Leshawna throws a spoon at gwen's head, leaving a bruise and causing her to faint, which also makes Harold faint)

(We now cut back to the Aftermath studio.)

Bridgette: [hushed] "You can't just leave me out here alone like that on live TV."

Geoff: "I-I saw my hair on the monitor, Bridge. There were like, seven strands out of place. Looked like I'd never met a blow dryer when, (Chuckles.) in fact, we're very good friends."

Bridgette: [chuckles] "Oh, better friends than you are with your girlfriend?" [audience gasps]

Trent: "So uh, guys? That was one great montage of ouch!"

Geoff: "Uh, it sure was, Trent! Haha. Did you see Owen go down like a sack of honey glazed hams? Whoo! Check it." (They show Owen getting hit in the jaw)

Bridgette: "Oh, his poor jaw is headed left and right at the same time."

Geoff: "Hilarious! I'm pretty sure your leg is not supposed to go in that direction. But here's my fave. Check out DJ fainting. Now that's what panic looks like, people!"

(The audience claps & cheers.)

Bridgette: "How about we check in on DJ and see how he's holding up."

(The backstage camera shows Gwen and DJ backstage)

Gwen: "They're gonna skewer me out there, DJ! They're gonna make me into a Gwen-kabob!"

DJ: "I'd tell you that it'll be okay, but I'm not gonna lie. My mama's here today and I promised I'd never fib again. So yeah, you're probably dead. Hi, mama!" (DJ's momma is wheeled in)

Gwen: "That thing's on? Hey, everyone. I'm Gwen, and I'm a nice person."

(The audience jeers as we cut back to the studio.)

Bridgette: "Before we bring out our first guest, let's take a look at his journey on the show. (Geoff comes back) [hushed] A touch-up? You spent six hours in makeup, I took ten minutes!"

Geoff: "My nose was shining. I needed powder."

Bridgette: [scoffs] "It'd be nice to get a real man out here.

(They show DJ's journey)

Geoff: "DJ started out as a strong contender in this season."

Bridgette: "With a soft spot."

Geoff: "Oh, yeah. That's a real man, Bridge."

Bridgette: "But when Chef secretly took him under his wing, making a deal to split the cool mil if they won…"

Geoff: "Things got dicey for our man."

Bridgette: "Happily for the rest of the cast, DJ had a thing or two to teach Chef about cooking actual food.

Geoff: But ultimately, DJ's conscience had something to teach him, too, leading to his dramatic exit."

(the montage ends as the audience claps.)

Geoff: "Our guest doesn't eat dolphin dogs, does a heck of a ribbon dance, and once thought he caught a pepperoni disease, welcome DJ!" (DJ walks out as the audience claps & cheers.)

DJ: Hey, everybody. What's up?" (Smooches Bridgette's cheek then he sits down.)

Bridgette: "So DJ, how are you feeling after everything?"

Geoff: "What kind of a question is that?! Dude lost a million bucks."

DJ: "Hey, but I have my integrity. And that's worth more."

Geoff: Oh, come on! That is total bull! Am I right, dudes?!

Katie: "Do we clap if we agree or disagree?" (Ezekiel claps)

Geoff: "Thank you, homeschool. Glad someone's keeping real. The rest of you are full of it. Haha. And you know what we do to liars! (An anvil swings in on a rope, then is pulled back up) That's right! It's Truth or Anvil!"

DJ: "Mama?"

Bridgette: "Geoff, it's Truth or Hammer. What happened to the hammer?"

Geoff: "The producers thought an anvil would add more drama. More Total Drama!"

DJ: "That thing falls on me if I fib?"

Geoff: "Yep. So, DJ. First question."

Bridgette: "Okay, I am not cool with this."

DJ: "That makes two of us. I already said I'm not lying."

Geoff: "DJ, wouldn't you say the way you took advantage of your teammates was completely heinous and utterly unforgivable?"

DJ: "I never meant to hurt anybody. Chef just intimidated the heck out of me!" (The anvil is lowered as the audience gasps.)

Bridgette: "This is ridiculous! Can't we run some footage or something instead?"

Geoff: "No probs. How about some never-before-seen footage of DJ's fast moves behind the scenes?" (Various clips are shown; the first is of Chef bringing DJ fresh laundry) While everyone else smelled like a dog park in August, you were wearing spring fresh duds."

DJ: [on-screen] "Aw, thanks, Chef."

Geoff: "Chef gave you performance-enhancing vitamins and helpful dairy products while everyone else was forced to eat the rudest slop. You received therapeutic massages, packages from home, and beef jerky, and never once felt bad about it."

DJ: [on-screen confessional] "Do I like winning? Hell yeah! I wanna do whatever it takes to keep racking up the wins! Do I feel bad? Hm. Do I look like I feel bad?"

(Audience gasps)

DJ's Mom: "Mm-mm-mm."

DJ: "W-Whoa, that's not fair! Don't you guys got another angle on that? Can't you show–

Geoff: We run the show here, man. That's how TV works. So, no can do." (DJ's momma throws a cabbage at him) [audience laughs] "My hair! Fine! Run the clip!" (a tomato is thrown, as it splats the screen.)

Geoff: "Hey! I said okay! Makeup?! 911 on touch up here!

DJ: [on-screen confessional] "Do I have to, Chef? (Chef threatens him with a spoon) Okay, okay! [reading] 'Do I like winning? Hell yeah!' Um, Chef? Do I actually have to say 'Hell'? 'Cause I don't really…" [Chef growls]

Geoff: (Whispering as he's freshened up.) "Come on, it'll be funny and our producers will love it. Just once?"

DJ: (Whispering) "Sorry? You want me to get an anvil to the head to make your producers happy?"

Geoff: (nods) "So, Deej. Who'd you hate the most on the show? [hushed] Lie. Lie!"

Bridgette: "Hey, you guys know what we have? A great webcam question from one of DJ's loyal fans and viewers."

Geoff: "Fine, party pooper. Let's go to Gordon from London."

(A screen shows a boy in London)

Gordon: Oi, mates.

Geoff: 'Ello, old chap!"

Gordon: "I'm from London, Ontario and I wanna be a chef! I'm making DJ sandwiches, but there's some stupid *bleep*ing ingredient that I can't *bleep*ing figure out! *censored* (Audience whispering amongst each other.)

Geoff: "Huh? Guess Gordon's got a temper on him. Got an answer for him, bro?"

Bridgette: "Is there a secret ingredient?" (The peanut gallery is eating sandwiches)

Bridgette: "We'd all like to know."

DJ: "Well, Bridgette, that's a tough question, because… I don't use a recipe. And it isn't really… (the anvil falls, he screams as he avoids the anvil.) Paprika! Okay?! Two pinches of Hungarian paprika in the mayo! It zips the sandwich right up." (DJ's Momma brings Bridgette one and she eats it.)

Bridgette: "Mm! Fantastic!" (She offers Geoff a bite)

Geoff: "Oh no, no way. I'm seeing Chris' professional trainer, and she'll kill me if I'm ever in the same room as carbs."

DJ: "You sure you don't want one, Geoff?"

Geoff: "I'm also seeing Justin's dermatologist. And he says mayo murders the pores."

Bridgette: "Maybe you need to lighten up."

Geoff: Light mayo's actually just as bad. If you ask me, you should skip these little appies, too. You know what they say, a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips. (Audience gasps as everyone is shocked.)

DJ: "Wuh-oh."

Bridgette: (Growls and pounces on Geoff.) "Eat it! Eat it!"

Geoff: [struggling] "Water. Water!"

DJ: "Um… maybe we'll take a short break. Sandwich, anyone?"

(Commercial break)

(They show footage of the prison food challenge as Bridgette force-feeds Geoff the sandwiches)

Geoff: (Mouth full, stuffed.) "I said I don't want any!"

Bridgette: "Ha! There! How do you like that?!

Geoff: "Mmm, man. This is amazing! Oh, you tasty carbs. Come to papa!" (Eating noisily.)

Bridgette: "Uh, makeup! I think Geoff needs a lip gloss reapplication. And it's time to meet our second guest. But first, take a look."

(They show Gwen's journey.)

Geoff: (Voiceover.) "Our second guest started out as a fan favorite."

Bridgette: (Voiceover.) "Until things got… complicated. Like they do when you're competing against, or working with, your boyfriend."

Geoff: "Um, what's that supposed to mean?"

Bridgette: "Just read the script, Geoff.

Geoff: (Voiceover.) "So, uh, Gwen broke up with Trent. But that wasn't the last of the drama."

Bridgette: (Voiceover.) "Gwen was forced to make a deal with the opposite team, trading Trent to save her butt."

Geoff: "And Trent was voted off."

Bridgette: "Down one boyfriend and several friends. Not long after that, Gwen followed.

(The montage ends as the audience cheers.)

Bridgette: "I know, right? I wish I'd wore my Team Trent T-shirt."

Geoff: Our next guest is claustrophobic, owns two lizards, and once drank fruit punch out of the communal john.

Bridgette: Not to mention, dumped her boyfriend on national TV! Gwen!

(There were a mix of boos & cheers in the audience as Gwen peeks out while Courtney boos her.)

Gwen: "Heh. All the black nail polish in the world couldn't get me out there. (She gets pushed out by Chef.) Oh!"

(She then walks to the stage, as DJ is the only one clapping for her.)

Audience Member 1: "Traitor!"

Audience Member 2: "Go Team Trent, yeah!"

Gwen: "Uh, hi, everyone!"

Bridgette: "Whoa, Gwen. It must be tough coming out to this."

Gwen: "Way hard."

Geoff: "Let's make it harder. Here's an interview recorded after Trent learned of your deception on our last show."

Katie: [on-screen] "At first, we mostly just felt sorry for Trent, but now…"

Sadie: [on-screen] "We love him! We're starting a Trent fan club."

Katie: [on-screen] "Or maybe it should be an Anti-Gwen club!"

Sadie: [on-screen] "A club for my Auntie Gwen? Hi, Auntie Gwen! (Katie leers at her) Oh, you mean Gwen! We hate her."

Geoff: "So, Katie and Sadie, got more you wanna say to Gwen in person?"

Katie: "It's my turn, seat-hog Sadie!"

Bridgette: "Uh, they look busy. So Gwen, let's talk about why you sold out such a sweet guy."

Gwen: "Can't we talk about something else?"

Geoff: "Would love to. Truth is, I'm kinda over this Trent blah blah blah after last episode."

Gwen: Great! What about some behind-the-scenes drama? Chris and Camera 2 guy are having a brutal prank war.

Geoff: "Yeah. Awesome. But that's not gonna get us ratings. Watching you squirm over Trent is, so start spilling."

Gwen: "But I thought we were friends."

Geoff:" You know, goth is new gig, and I gotta say, it seriously trumps the time you and I made s'mores."

Bridgette: "You really believe that? You think ratings are more important than relationships?"

Geoff: "You kidding me, babe? Course not. Relationships rock… the ratings! A little loving is like, number two ratings booster, after breakups. Which is why Gwen's gonna start talking."

(The audience cheers at this.)

Bridgette: (points to the anvil) "Watch what you say, Gwen!"

Geoff: "Aw! Don't warn her! No fun."

Gwen: "That thing is gonna fall on me?!"

DJ: "Only if you lie. But trust me, it happens fast."

Geoff: "Nothing but the whole truth, or you might be half a Gwen. A Gw. Or maybe an en."(Laughs.)

Bridgette: "When did you get so horrible?"

Geoff: "Network orders. Turns out horrible is great for ratings, too."

Gwen: "Listen, I still like Trent. A lot. I've always liked Trent. I've got a lot of love for all of you guys."

Geoff: "For anyone else? Duncan, maybe?"

(The audience gasps at this.)

Gwen: "Leshawna, a fantastic girl, great friend. And DJ, have you tried his peach cobbler? It's unreal."

DJ: "Heh. You're sweet."

Gwen: "Thanks. I love Beth, and Lindsay."

Bridgette: "I seem to remember Beth and Lindsay being pretty ticked after they found out about Trent throwing their team's challenges."

Gwen: "Uh… did I mention the prank war between Chris and Camera 2? Listen, I don't think I did anything that bad. People break up every day."

Geoff: "Yeah, but the way yours went down? Mega harsh. You didn't leave many friends behind in the game."

Gwen: "Duncan didn't vote me off!"

Courtney: (Stands up, glaring at her.) "Only because you had your goth girl hooks into him!"

Gwen: "Courtney, we're just friends! Please tell her, Trent."

Trent: "Uh..."

Courtney: (to DJ's Momma) "Have any more rotten veggies?" (DJ's momma shrugs)

Gwen: "Duncan is all about you, Courtney!"

Geoff: "Actually, I think we have a never-before-seen clip-on that topic."

Gwen: "Thank you."

(The monitor swings down as the video shows Duncan and Gwen at the gazebo.)

Gwen: [on-screen] "Is it just me, or does that constellation look like Harold's pancake butt? With his spaghetti legs attached? See?" (Duncan dreamily looks at the stars, and she scoffs) I just gave you the perfect setup for a dig and you leave me hanging? What's your damage?"

Duncan: "You think Courtney might be looking at the stars now?"

Gwen: [on-screen] "Ugh. Urk…"

(The audience laughs.)

Gwen: "See, Courtney? Duncan's always thinking about you."

Geoff: "Ooh, what a guy. Keep it rolling."

Gwen: (on-screen & laughs.) Wow. Who knew you were such a sucker for the A-type.

Duncan: "Oh, you wanna make something of it?" (Playfully hits her arm.)

Gwen: (On-screen, scoffs.) "You can do better than that." (Duncan laughs as they playfully wrestle.)

Duncan: "Ooh." (they realize the position they're in)

(We now cut back to the studio as the audience laughs.)

Geoff: "Oh yeah, I get that up close and personal with all of my friends. Note the oh… one-centimeter distance between their lips." (Draws over the lips and depicts them kissing as Courtney glares.)

(The audience then cheers at this.)

Gwen: "Ugh! We're just–"

Geoff: "Uh-uh. Watch what you say."

Gwen: "Friends."

Courtney: "I am so calling my lawyers! Humph!" (Calls on her PDA and storms off)

Gwen: "You're totally twisting this! We wrestled for like two seconds, then stole everyone's underwear and flew it up the flagpole."

Geoff: "Wow, you sound like a really great friend and teammate."

Gwen: "What the hell is with him?!"

Bridgette: "I think fame has gone to his perfectly coiffed head."

Geoff: [scoffs] I'm still here, you know. And I think it's time to bring out our next surprise for Gwen! (The interns bring out a dunk tank full of piranhas) Time to swim with the fishes.

Bridgette: "Piranhas? Forget it!"

Geoff: [laughs] And the crew here seems totally into it. Come on Gwen, I'll give you a boost. (Gwen walks to the dunk tank)

Bridgette: "What? There is no way this is happening!"

Trent: (he stands up) "Okay, enough! Look, I threw the game, not Gwen. Wasn't her fault."

(The audience claps.)

Trent: "Plus, everything's awesome now. I've met a ton of chicks. But none of them compare to you."

Gwen: "Trent, thank you! Um, Trent, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for everything–"

Trent: "It's cool. We're still friends, aren't we?"

Gwen: "Of course we are!"

Geoff: "Uh, yeah. Not into the sucky stuff. You wouldn't believe the fan mail this dude's getting. Bro, getting dumped on TV puts you in good with the ladies, bro. Heh heh. (Nudges Bridgette's shoulder) Eh, Bridge? Ehhh, Bridge?"

Bridgette: [chuckles] "Oh, don't tempt me. We've got one more viewer on webcam. Kelsey from Kamloops has a few words for Trent."

(The monitor shows Kelsey in her room.)

Kelsey: "Hey, everybody! This is my boyfriend, Trent!" (she shows a Trent doll) [everyone gasps]

Bridgette: "Is that…?"

Geoff: [laughs] "That's awesome! What do you have to say to Kelsey from Kamloops? I think she made that doll of you!" (Kelsey kisses the Trent doll repeatedly, while Trent is disturbed)

Bridgette: "Wow. Did she just kiss the doll nine times? Okay. Thanks for sharing, Kelsey."

Kelsey: Wait! We wrote something for the real Trent. "Your hair is black, my heart is blue. I'll stuff you with rags and sew you up, too!" (the video cuts)

Geoff: "Aww, seems we've lost Kesley. And right when her poem was getting good, too. Let's snoop through Trent's fan mail instead. (An intern wheels in a wheelbarrow of mail) And that's the sixth bin this week. I only got two."

Gwen: "That's Trent's fan mail?! Heh. Hey, wow. Guys, I thought we were talking about me."

Geoff: "We were, but now we're gonna talk with Owen. The big loveable dude was a fan favorite, and started out... not that strong."

Bridgette: "But it all came crashing down during the disaster movie challenge when Chef dealt him an unpublished book to the face!"

Geoff: "If that happened to me, I wouldn't show my face in the contest anymore either. But that's what paramedics are for."

Bridgette: "Now since Owen isn't able to talk to us– doctor's orders, you know. We've arranged for Owen to be represented by Dr. Adam Andrews and Dr. Ellie Williams!

(The audience claps & cheers as 2 doctors named Adam, a doctor with a light skin, black hair, & green eyes. & Ellie with a dark skin, black hair and blue eyes. Both arrive on stage & sat down on the couch.)

Bridgette: "Thanks for being here today Dr. Andrews & Dr. Williams. Have you guys gotten any updates on Owen?"

(The 2 doctors then read their status, and they look at the 2 co-hosts.)

Adam: "Yes we do. Owen suffered a MAJOR broken jaw, with many broken teeth."

Ellie: "And he's unavailable to talk for a few weeks."

(The contestants gasp in shock.)

Geoff: "It's not life-threatening... Is it?"

Ellie: "No sir. It's not life-threatening. He'll just go to a couple of rehabs for a while before he can eat or speak again."

Adam: "And he is forced to eat food to be blended from a blender."

(The contestants gasp again.)

Geoff: "That's messed up!"

Adam: "Sorry to break the news for all of you."

Ellie: "But we thank you guys for having us on the show for the update."

Bridgette: "No problem you two. Dr. Adam Andrews & Dr. Ellie Williams everyone!"

(The audience claps as both of the doctors wave to the viewers and leave the stage together.)

Bridgette: "Well, now that that's out of the way, we've got just enough time for one more question."

Geoff: "I've got a queue here from Gidgette123. For Gwen! Uh… blah blah blah. "My boyfriend isn't acting like himself. He's totally turning into Captain Smarmy Hollywood and doesn't care about anyone except himself. He's vain and mean and... what should I do?"

Gwen: "That's from who?"

Bridgette: "Not sure who'd be asking you for romantic advice. Ha haha. Haha."

Gwen: "Well, if there's anything I've learned from this, it's to be straight up. As long as you're upfront, nothing can bite you in the butt." (she high-fives DJ)

Geoff: (A piranha bites him in the butt) "Ahh!"

DJ: "Gwen's right. Honesty would've saved my butt, too. If you can't be honest, Bridgette–"

Bridgette: "No, no! That wasn't from me!" (the anvil falls)

DJ: "Look out! (He pushes Gwen out of the way)

(The audience laughs, as well as Geoff.)

Geoff: [laughs] "Oh, yeah! Awesome! Getting cozy with DJ now. And the anvil. Love it."

Gwen: I think that was meant for Bridgette."

Bridgette: "Uh, and that's all for today! Join Chris and the cast next time for the most dramatically thrilling episode of Total... Drama... Action, ever!"

Geoff: "Hey, Bridge? Wanna-" (she grabs him by the ear) Ahh! Oh! Watch the–"

Bridgette: "You and I need to talk, Captain Hollywood. Now." (she drags him off as the piranhas follow)

(End credits.)

Stay tuned for episode 13!
The characters Dr. Adam Andrews and Dr. Ellie Williams both belong to me.