Hello and welcome to my story, i just finished watching konosuba so i thought to myself, why not slide in an actual useful character, please bare with me as im not good in writing but i try
Without further ado, enjoy!!! :)
for the sake of story, i will adjust gohan to be 16 even though hes in the cell saga body, just for humor
Dbz world
2 beams faster than light clash with each other, on one side we have our beloved hero gohan, who usually is an average kid with a happy and well behaved attitude, smart and handsome, but nothing right now could compare to what we know of him
His body is hurt, full of cuts, bruises, and burns. His gi is half torn at the top, and is shreaded in the bottom, his face contorted with agony and anger.
On the other side we have cell, a big green looking cockroach, with black wings at the back and a stinger below it, his face is full of madness , his smile like the devil and purple eyes happy at the pain hes causing
"Give it up gohan! You have no chance in beating me , youre almost out of energy and with a broken arm, all you are doing is delaying the inevitable!" cell screams with glee, "Never! I refuse to give up to someone like you, i will win no matter what!" gohan rages back, knowing full well cell is right , hes about to run out of energy and his body cant hold out
'stop holding back gohan!' goku talks to gohan mentally , 'If you keep holding back youll lose!' goku says
'But dad, I don't have enough energy, I can't win' Gohan says in self doubt, believing he won't be able to win. 'You can win gohan, i dont know where this self doubt came from, but youre the only one who can beat cell, if you keep doubting yourself cell will win, he will kill everyone! Piccolo chichi krillin, everyone! So stop doubting yourself and release your power!'Goku says back to gohan , full hope in his sons abilities ' but dad , im not like you , i cant help people when im most needed, and i cant figure out strategies the way you do, i cant be like you' gohan says, yet again in nothing but doubt, truly believing that he doesnt have the abilities to win.
' You're right Gohan, you can't be like me because you're different' Goku says, Gohan winces a bit, a little hurt by gokus comment, but understands what he means, ' think about the people he hurt, the people he's killed now make that your power! ' Goku screams mentally to Gohan. Gohan starts to think about the people cell killed, the cities hes destroyed , the families hes broken, the buildings he demolished , he starts to get angry, his power is rising.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a big blast hits cell in the back "wh-what?!" he says in shock more than in pain, he looks back to find a floating tired out super Saiyan Vegeta, cells face contorts with anger, "Grrrrr, DAMN YOU VEGETA!!" cell screams with absolute anger, 'NOW GOHAN RELEASE ALL YOUR POWER!! " Goku yells out
Gohan releases a mighty battle cry " HAAAAAAAAAAHH" His power output increases by double, his beam engulfs cell' beam and in turn, engulfs cell himself.
"IMPOSSIBLE, IM SUPPOSED TO BE PERFECT" Cell yeaps "I AM PERFE-gurgh" cell makes his last statement as his whole body starts to evaporate at the atomic level, the beam that Gohan fired shooting to outer space, never to be seen again.
Gohan smiles as he falls down to the ground, completely out of energy and he dies, without energy to support his system, he dies. Piccolo looks on with utter shock, so does yamcha and krillin " He did it, he beat cell!!" yamcha screams happily , ignorant of whether gohan is alive or not , however piccolo and krillin dont celebrate, they realized it after gohans energy dropped severily... Hes... Dead.
Afterlife
Gohan slowly opens his eyes to see himself in a dark space, that looks to stretch out infinitely, he looks around to find a girl with a purple, white dress, bluish eyes and white hair, sitting in a chair.
"Welcome, warrior of the other world, you have died while finishing a battle out of energy." says the woman with the most serious face she can muster, to end up looking like a baby. Gohan smiles awkwardly with a sweat drop at the woman. " Uh hello, my name is gohan, can you tell me where i am?" gohan says 'i know im dead but this doesnt look like what father has described the afterlife to be, he said theres a giant red guy and a long snakeway, but all im seeing is black and this beautiful lady' , gohan looks at the goddess with an awkward look, the goddess notices his look and lets out a sigh, " Hi gohan, my name is eris and im a goddess that looks after the dead, sorry for the awkward introduction, i tried to look serious, ehehe..." she says with an awkward smile. "anyway, welcome to the afterlife, you have died after your battle with that out of energy exhaustion" said eris
Gohan looked concerned for a bit" did I manage to kill him?" Gohan asked with concern latched on to his voice
Eris smiled and said " of course you did, you saved the world once again with you and your father's heroics"
Gohan now looked sad and confused, " hey, I have a question, how come my father isn't here? You said this is the afterlife, didn't you?"
Eris answered " of course it is, however you're here because I request your help, your father is already dead and is on his way to training, I didn't bring him because he was needed, now that the monster is gone, and you died, it was the perfect timing to bring you in and ask for a favour."
"Favour? What favour would a goddess want? arent you supposed to be stronger?" asked gohan confused, " well yes and no, while i am a goddess, i am merely the one who watches out for the dead and collects heros to defeat the devil king, im no goddess that can actually fight." answered eris
"Oh, okay", said Gohan with the son grin latched onto his face
"now then, I guess I should ask now, " said Eris
"ask what?" said Gohan
"There's a world in peril, it's ruled by the devil king and needs heroes to stop him, he killed millions, and endangered many more, so I brought you here to ask you to save it, " said Eris with a small frown, every time she mentioned that devil king, a whole new switch is flipped in her personality.
"the world needs a strong hero to save it from this devil king, and I couldn't think of a stronger one than you."
"oh wow, uh.. thanks for the compliment I guess, " said Gohan with a light blush on his face
"So Gohan, will you help this world from its dangers? I know it might seem insensitive to bring you from one world in need of saving to another, but please this world is endangered for way too long now"
"I'll help, " said Gohan with unwavering determination in his eyes
"what?" said Eris surprised by his quick decision
"You said this world needs my help? then itll receive my help" said gohan with a smile
"Okay, thank you very much. But before you go, i'll bless with any one thing that you wish to bring to help you in this journey, provided it doesn't oppose the gods. " Said Eris happily
'Hmm, any one item to bring with me... It's kinda dangerous to fly around without wings in front of people so I guess ill bring nimbus' Gohan thinks to himself "okay then, can I please have the flying nimbus that belongs to my father?" says Gohan
" Doesn't break the rules, so consider it done, please stand in the circle there to begin your transportation" said Eris
"When you reach the world, just say its name and the cloud will come to you, have a safe journey!!" says Eris with a happy smile. " Oh, also before I forget Gohan, if you beat the devil king, us gods will fulfil any one wish you desire! good luck and may you be the lucky adventurer to beat the devil king" states Eris before the magic circle starts to light up
Gohan holds out a thumbs up " I won't disappoint you, Eris. Thanks for the help! " Gohan says before disappearing.
After gohans gone, Eris lets out a big sigh with a blush on her face "who knew he'd be so handsome up close, his body looks like a god made him single handily"
In the konosuba world (this is when kazumas party is fully assembled but before dullahan)
Gohan appears in front of a building with a thoughtful face
'Alright, if it's a world that has a devil king then if I guess correctly, there's probably a guild that accepts fighters or something, thank god I played some of these games in my free time, who knew they'd actually help me out' Gohan thought with an awkward smile
'Alright, now lets go around and ask where that guild is, but first, let me see if nimbus is truly here. ' He thinks
"Nimbus!" Gohan shouts, startling a few citizens, who think nothing of it and continue walking. After a few seconds, a yellow cloud appears zoomed by and stopping before Gohan
Gohan giggles "good to know i still got you nimbus with me, but you have to go so you dont scare people" gohan embraces nimbus quickly , before it disappears.
Gohans face smiles" alright lets try to find a guild, hopefully supposing there is one, i mean it doesnt hurt to ask around " gohan looks around to try and find people who would look like they know whats happening and locations of everything.
Gohan looks around to see 2 girls, one with greenish hair and the other with red-brown hair, both look to wear something that resembles a sport bra and a skirt, with one of them wearing leggings, " Uh hello, do you know where i can find-" gohan is cut off by a slap
" What do you want from us? pervert" the one with greenish hair says
'Pervert? i just wanted to ask something' gohan deadpanned , " no no no, im only wondering where the guild is?"
The girl looks flabbergasted " u -uh, o-okay. Sorry for jumping to conclusions, well you have to go straight and then a right and then another right, it's a big building, you won't miss it, " said the green haired girl " sorry again for the misunderstanding" she says with a sweat drop " don't worry about it, no big issue" says gohan " bye! " He waves to them and then runs
" what a weird guy" says the red haired girl
" really" agrees the green haired girl
Gohan stops in front a wide building with a red roof " this has to be the building, it's too big to not be the guild" Gohan says to himself, "Welp, here goes nothing"
when Gohan enters the building he sees multiple people, who look like knights than warriors, they have armours, swords, some even axes and what not
He's then greeted by a maid " welcome! if you're here to eat then please sit down, if you're here to register then please walk up to the front register"
"Uh, thanks, " Gohan says awkwardly sweat dropping, the maid then notices gohans outfit " Oh my god, are you okay? you look like you've been through war and came back" the maid says with horror to her eyes
"U-um, I'm completely fine, ive just fought some monster that's been attacking a civilian and defeated it" Gohan lied and didn't lie at the same time, he was fighting a monster, but instead of civilian, he was endangering the whole world " uh, okay be careful next time okay?" maid said with concern, Gohan nodded and smiled at her for being concerned for a stranger. Looks like a good hearted woman.
'Anyway, back to the task at hand, I have to go to the register and become a member of whatever guild this is' Gohan thought before suddenly he wanted to ask
" Um, excuse me, what's the name of this place?" Gohan asked, confused, the maid had a small shock before gathering her bearings " uh, you're in the adventurers guild, don't you know?" maid said, double confused, "ha-ha, sorry I just forgot its name, is all" Gohan lied through his teeth one more time, " oh okay, you have yourself a good time then" said the maid with a gracious smile
"Will do!" Gohan returned a smile of his own, the infamous son grin and walked off.
'Alright, now where is that damn register' Gohan thought, he then sees a counter ' this must be where I register'
he walks up to the counter "uh... Hello, id like to become an adventurer"and then a woman with blond hair, a shirt and shorts appeared, " Hello, my name is Luna, and I register people to become adventurers, if you want to be registered please pay the fee of 1000 eris"
Gohan closes his mouth almost in a pouting way and his eyes narrow with sweat all over his face (basically the face of Kazuma when someone does something dumb) ' I completely forgot about the money, of course id need money' Gohan thought almost face palming himself. "Well eheh, you see, I don't have money, so would you tell me a way to get them quick?" Gohan asks Luna
"U-um, there's a construction site nearby, so if you wanted, you could ask for helping them in exchange for money" Luna responded
'A job... Hmm, maybe its my only choice. ' Gohan thought to himself " alright thank you!!" Gohan says as he runs out of the building to see a construction site quite literally nearby " well that was easier than expected" Gohan says to himself.
Gohan goes to the construction site to look for the leader here, and he finds a big buff guy and assumes he's the leader, " Hello, mister, can I please get a job here? I need money" Gohan says
"You? Want to work here? Hahahah, sure you can work if you want, if you can of course. We pay money daily of 300 Eris " says the guy. 'hmm 300 eris may seem a lot but, to get 1000 and on top of that to pay for food and a place to rest , is gonna take a while, probably around 2 to 3 weeks of nothing but work' Gohan did the math himself
"Alright, thanks mister, I wanna begin now if you may" says Gohan
"Sure, first I want you to move around these cement bags, to everyone who needs it, then move those bags full of bricks to those same people, there's a lot here so don't expect rest" says the boss
"Osu boss, I won't disappoint" said Gohan with a determined grin
"Good, I hope you don't. If you want that money of course. " Says the boss
The day goes on with Gohan carrying pretty big bags of bricks and cement that would be difficult for everyone... Except if your name is Gohan. The whole ordeal was easy, so it seemed to him that this would be pretty easy money.
"Well, the day went by smoothly, at least smoothly to my standards, the work was easy, but now that I got the money, how much will I exactly spend... First, I need to find a place to sleep" Gohan wanders around, until he saw a person standing in front of stables, the man saw Gohan and asked " Hey young man, are you perhaps wondering where to sleep?" asked the man
Gohans eyes lit up " Yes mister, do you know where do I sleep?" Gohan asked, "Well, these stables here provide enough cover for you to sleep, It's only 100 eris for a week in here" the man offered
'100 eris is a pretty hefty amount, but for a week it'll be perfect' Gohan thought to himself, "Alright mister, you got yourself a deal, heres the 100 eris" says Gohan as he gave the man 100 eris " Well, boy, ill see you later when sleep time starts, it starts around 11, however, you can leave and enter as much as you like even after 11 pm" the man states the rules to Gohan, who simply nods and leaves
"alright, now that sleep is out of the way, food comes in, I have to go to the guild and order some food" Said Gohan to no one in particular
at the guild
Gohan sits down, it's been an entire day of work plus cell, it was safe to say he is pretty hungry, however, his budget is only a 100 eris since he still needs to save to join the guild
"Hello, excuse me, I'm wondering what kind of food can I get for 100 eris?" asked Gohan the maid, "well you can get sweet potatoes, steak or chicken wings" answered the maid
"Well, how much is the steak and chicken wings?" asked Gohan
"the steak is 50, while the chicken wings are 10 eris apiece" the maid gives Gohan the prices
"Alright then, can I have 1 steak and 5 chicken wings?" Gohan orders
"Absolutely, that'll be 100 eris of course." the maid goes to get Gohan his order
While Gohan waits, he spots a group of 4 people, a blue haired lady in a blue dress, and a short skirt that leaves nothing to the imagination, next is a short petite girl with a red tunic, a witch hat brown hair and an eye patch, she seems to be a magician of sorts, she even has a long wand. The next was a yellow haired girl with white armour and a long yellow dress like clothes, she has a sword and seems to be a knight of some kind
And lastly a boy with brown hair, greyish shirt, brown pants and has a green coat or cape that covers his back. While they were sitting Gohan heard their conversation
Aqua begins to sob
"HEYY KAZUMA" aqua cries out loud
"Yes, I'm Kazuma" Kazuma says in a low voice
"We need a quest to get out of debt kazumaaa" aqua says, almost stopping herself from crying
"Listen, I know we need a quest, but we don't have any beginner quests, they're all super dangerous high level quests, we can't solve anything until lower level quests appear" Kazuma states, annoyed at aqua for crying without reason
"I'll gladly offer myself as a shield Kazuma San, no need to fret, ill take all the attacks " the yellow haired woman says lewdly, with a blush visible to many people
"Sometimes, I regret allowing you in darkness" Kazuma says deadpanned
We go back to Gohan, as he is extremely weirded out by them, although they make him have a good laugh. That blondie however, seems to be the weirdest, it's like she enjoys being beaten or abused, they call them Maco- masochists? he doesn't know, and he doesn't seem to care
"Here you go young man, your food is here, " says the maid
Gohans eyes lit up" Ah, thank you, heres the 100 eris as promised" Gohan says as he gave her a brown pouch
"Thank you for the cooperation!" says his maid with a gracious bow, "Thank you for your services, " says Gohan as he returned the bow with a son grin. Gohan then sits back, and he looks at the food with drool on his face.
What happened next, nobody expected till the day they die, Gohan starts inhaling all the food, it doesn't even look like he's chewing, he just puts more and more food in his mouth.
He finished his food in 30 seconds. He wasn't near full but it'll do.
"Thank you for the food, bye!" says Gohan enthusiastically. When he left a certain group of 4 were left with jaws unhinged after they saw the boy inhale the food like the way he did
"How does that even happen, " said Kazuma, "What a weird boy, " says darkness, aqua didn't bother looking at Gohan because she just wanted money, megumin however, was interested in how the boy looked that physically gifted even though he just inhaled food like it was nothing
"How does that guy maintain such physique when he inhales food like its oxygen?!" asked megumin
"Doesn't matter.. KAZUMMAAAA, WE NEED MONEY, PLEASE" cries aqua, "I told you we can't accept quests, there's no beginner level quests aqua, we need to wait. Anyway, its late now so we gotta go to the stables to sleep, we'll see you later darkness, megumin" said kazuma, darkness and megumin nod to kazuma as they both leave to their own homes, while kazuma drags aqua back
When Kazuma and aqua were close to the stables, they saw a familiar Gohan, who still has the same torn clothes from this morning, looks like he's entering the stables.
Back to Gohan, he was entering the stables now to sleep, it's 11:05 right now, and he needs a much needed nap 'even though I need a bath, I can't afford the money wasting, I need to start saving immediately' Gohan thought to himself as he enters his stable, falling like a rock and already being out cold.
The next day
"Waaaaahhh" Gohan yawns out loud
" HEY, NOISE DOWN" a man yelled out to Gohan, "Sorry" Gohan replies back immediately.
'Hmm, I need to do something about my clothes, I've been itching all night'
Gohan goes outside, he sees the same brown haired man from yesterday, Gohan runs to kazuma " Hello, excuse me."
Kazuma just got done stretching and yawning, and turns around " Huh? Oh, hi, how can I help you? "says Kazuma
"Um, I was wondering if you know where the closest clothes shop is? as you can see I'm not in the best shape right now" Gohan asked Kazuma
'Oh its that guy from yesterday' Kazuma thought to himself, " Of course, if you walk straight and then left and then a right you'll see a clothes shop" Kazuma replied to Gohan
"Oh, thanks!" Said Gohan before he could ask for his name
Gohan waves to Kazuma as he leaves, with Kazuma returns the gesture, yet again, ' he's a weird kid for sure, but he is a respectful one alright' Kazuma smiles to himself, not realizing himself that Gohan is about his age, because how short he is
As Gohan walked to the store he thought to himself ' If I spend all my money here, it'll definitely take me about 1 or 2 weeks to get the money, but regardless, I need new clothes' as he reached the store, he commissioned the Taylor an orange martial arts GI (what he wore in Buu saga), " How long will this take mister?" Gohan asked
"A day or 2 at most, young man, you look like you're in desperate need of clothes, so your prices will be 25 eris" said the tailor
Gohan looked to the tailor with glee in his eyes "Really?! thank you so much mister" Gohan said with the son grin and then he gives the Taylor a respectable bow
The Taylor smiled, " Well, you're one with good manners aren't you?" said the tailor. "Ehehe, I guess, " said Gohan, "Anyway, thank you mister!!" said Gohan as he left to work
The day went by the same, nothing happening yet again, as Gohan finished his food and returned to take a nap. " I wonder what tomorrow has in store for me " He said, talking to himself
flashback
This morning, Kazuma was standing with a girl who has white hair, wears a sports bra, and shorts, and wears a greenish jacket
"Alright, so you wanted to learn a new skill? I can help teach you one that'll be useful for you, " said the girl
"Well, Chris, since my party is full of nothing but useless women, I do indeed need a new skill to help out myself" said Kazuma
"W-well ill teach you, Steal, it'll let you take possession of anything your opponent has, I do have to mention, its at random though, let me show you" says Chris.
"STEAL!" She says, a light appears in her hand and disappears as fast as it came
After the light was gone, Kazuma searched himself to learn that his money pouch was gone, only for the same pouch to appear in Chris' hand "see?" she says matter of factly
Kazuma was surprised to say the least, " try it out, " says Chris, " Now that I showed you the skill, it should appear in your entry" Said Chris
(note: I know at this point in time darkness didn't join until after Kazuma learned the skill, and they weren't even in debt, but allow it mate, it adds fun to the story, if you don't like it, I'm sorry but uh yeah, back to the story)
"Let's see, lurk, enemy detection, nature's beauty..." Said Kazuma searching for the skill
"Nature's beauty?" he turned to Chris
"It's the skill, your friend uses" darkness said, talking about aqua
"Five points for a party skill?! I need to be careful and not waste my points" Said Kazuma
"Oh, there it is, steal is on my entry and takes fewer points to learn too." Kazuma states
"Yup." said Chris
"Alright, I'll learn it, " tells Kazuma, he taps the skill button, and drags it into his profile, his body started to glow green.
After a few seconds everything calms down " Did I... Learn it?" asks Kazuma, "Yes, you did, it's now embedded in you and now you can do it, try it out on me, there are multiple things you can steal, for example, this sword that won't go for less than 400 thousand eris" She said, "But if you fail, the consolation prize will be these rocks, which will lower your chances of getting the sword" She said
"What?! That's no fair" Said an irritated Kazuma as Chris began smile 'Damn, this is not Japan, it's the survival of the fittest here, any fool who gets tricked has his own self to blame' Thought Kazuma with a frown
"Alright, ill do it, Steal!" yelled kazuma, as light started to appear on his hands
After a few moments the light disappeared, Kazuma felt something in his fists so he thought it must be my pouch " Nice! I finally learned a useful skill" said Kazuma, "Let's see what I got" Said Kazuma, as Chris dropped the rocks and started to blush, "OH, THIS IS JUST AS GREAT OF A SUCCESS!" Said kazuma
Chris looked like she was about to throw up, she tried to feel her pants to see if it truly was hers, and to her utter horror, it was her underwear. "M-m-my underwear!" screamed chris in horror
Kazuma looked at her underwear pervertedly, with his mouth drooling, he started to wave it around like a psycho, to Chris' utter shock
."Oi! Give me back my underwear" Said Chris screaming
At the guild
Kazuma shows up with Chris and darkness, Chris appears to be crying, while darkness seems... Happy?
"Oh Kazuma, where have you been, you missed my dazzling tricks" Said aqua, before noticing Chris
"What's wrong with her?" Said aqua, pointing to Chris
" Well-" said Kazuma before being cut off
"Indeed, she's just depressed because when she taught Kazuma her thief skill, her panties and money were stolen" Said darkness, Who now appears to be blushing
Kazuma looked shocked, "Hey, What are you blurting out!" Said a terrified Kazuma
"He said that *sniff* giving his coin pouch wasn't enough, I said I'd do anything, and then-and then he said, I should decide their worth on my own" said a crying Chris
Aqua and megumin looked disgusted
"Oi, Hold on! You're not wrong, but hold on! " Said a scared Kazuma
"He then said if I didn't, they'd be revered within his family as an heirloom" Said a sobbing Chris
"Oi, wait a damn minute, every female adventurer's eye is turning stone cold, seriously wait a minute, " said Kazuma as he looked around and then turned back to Chris, who flashed him a smile
"So, Kazuma, did you manage to learn the thief skills without any trouble?" Said aqua
"Hehe, See for yourself, here I go, STEAL!" Shouted Kazuma, as light appeared on his face again
When the light died down, Kazuma smiled, aqua looked confused, but megumins' face started to darken and her eyes start to tear up
"What's this, did your stats go up with your level, allowing you to change your job from adventurer to pervert?" said megumin as Kazuma inspected her panties
"Um, it's a bit drafty, so please give me back my panties" Said an embarrassed megumin
"Kazuma..you.." said aqua
"What's this? It's strange, what you steal should be random" Said Kazuma as he inspected the panties even more
The rest of the day was uneventful, as Gohan went back to the stables to sleep (Really, I just skipped the darkness stuff as she's already in party, and the cabbages are next chapter)
Hello everyone, hope you enjoyed this story, regardless of the inconsistent timelines, forgive me for it. i didnt realize i did the skill scene after darkness joined
hope you enjoyed this story, and thanks for reading