"Wow, your house is loaded, man." Jazz spoke, keeping his eye on the very expensive decorations.

"Please don't try to steal anything. I don't mind but I'm pretty sure Opera has broken spines for less." Jazz turned to the butler, who gave a nod with an almost 'make my day' look in their eye. Wisely not touching it, Jazz waited for everyone else to come in.

"Lord Sullivan's mansion, one of the three worthy of the Demon King! It is an honor to approach these halls, oh great one!" Sabro bowed while still standing.

"Eh, you've seen one mansion, you've seen them all." Eiko shrugged. "Not that it's not nice to spend time in Izu's house. Hey Opera, did you ever find the meatloaf we attempted to make?"

"No, though I suspect it has begun reproducing. If you listen closely to the wall, you'll hear the spawn's cry of agony over it's meaningless life." That was scary on so many levels.

"It's a lot less doom and gloom than my place." Gaako muttered. "We brought Orobas too."

"I still can't believe I was invited." The guy in question said, looking as confused as Jazz felt. "I get that we did the whole bygones be bygones thing, but this still seems like much."

"I just like you, as someone who understands what it's like when someone gets so many labels. I had a few names recently that I'm making sure stay in the grave." The determination shocked him, he thought Izuku gave up on that kinda stuff. "Besides, the sooner the idea of you joining the Calamity Cult is known, the faster everyone will forget about you being in cult number six or something."

"Praise be the cult." Schneider and Orobas spoke in perfect usion. Great, now there were two religious nuts.

"Is there anyone else joining, like that trio from the great Koopa empire?" Goemon asked with a blush that could be seen by everyone. Dude, just ask the Azuki girl out already. Don't take Lied's place as the second Izuku in class.

"No, we've mostly extended the invite to our closest friends, so pretty much all the members of the cult from the first semester." Asmodeus explained. "So Nakama, Misfits, and Izuku's girlfriend."

"Uh, his-what now?" Everyone asked.

"Yep, his girl." Lied semi grumbled. "Lost a bet, and am still in the sidekick range, go figure."

"Who was it!?" Jazz felt the need to shout it. He put all the money he won from the Harvest Festival on the line here. Izuku always goes plus ultra, so why shouldn't he?

"Ameri. Izuku ran up to her and asked her out while shouting like a loon. I was there to see it myself." Kerori raised her hand. "It was admittedly very cute seeing her say yes while twirling him around the room."

"His face inside of her chest …" Eiko was flushing like mad

"Eiko don't make it weird!" The boy in question blushed with fury. "It was just a hug!"

"A hug that had her scooping you off the ground for five minutes because she didn't want to risk anyone else having the chance to do the same." Kerori kept going. "Yeah, the President's just as crazy as the rest of us, who knew?"

"Hell yeah! Pay up everybody! I won again! You never fail to disappoint, little brother." And just like that, shouts of joy and groans of disappointment were heard all over the room.

"I honestly thought young Clara would've taken the lead after the Music Festival, being the first to kiss him and all." Goemon handed in his nine thousand with a sigh.

"Wait, you bet nine thousa-How big has this pot gotten?" Izuku asked.

"Somewhere in the six digits." Jazz smirked. "Maybe I should give Ameri a cut."

"A cut of what?" The Misfits turn to find the Madam President there with a … large bag. Not just normal large, the size of three corpses large.

"Oh, Ameri you didn't need to bring all that." Izuku spoke up. "Although if you wanted to stay over we could have talked with your dad-"

"We're not on speaking terms." Ooh, problems with the folks. That's a mountain of problems he dare not touch, no matter how much money he was offered. "I'd rather spend the thirteenth month with more pleasant company anyways." She threw her bag overhead and scooped up the honor student, nuzzling him close to her face.

"You weren't kidding about sweeping him off his feet." Asmodeus deadpanned. "Talk about a size difference." A cough directed him to Gaako. "Not that there's a bad thing of course." Now they had two classmates with lovey dovey partners. This must be Kaumi's personal hell.

"OH COME ON!" Cue the little demon himself. "Asmodeus gets the sexy dom dragon and you get the most beautiful girl at school!? How's that fair!?"

Strangely enough, he was patted on the head by Lied. "That's just fate my friend … talented to talentless … popular to unpopular … Izuku to Soi."

"What's that last one mean?" Soi himself asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Sheer nicknames and notoriety."

"Also I was the least notable person at my last school, so don't start sulking now." Izuku managed to speak out from the President's embrace. "Maybe lay off on the Sabbath for a while."

"I'm sure there are plenty of women that like you without a Sabbath anyway." Elizabetta suggested with a tilt of her hips.

"Yeah, like little kerorice! She sat in Lied-game-prince's lap and called him a hero." Wow now, what's all this then?

"… Excuse me?" Elizabetta suddenly got a much darker tone in her voice.

"Yeah, excuse me?" Kerori's matched the tone. Overprotective sister, who knew the ice queen had it in her?

"It was this thing with Chima. I jumped in Izuku style and protected her." Lied shrugged without much thought.

"Yep, and besides, it's nothing serious." Eiko spoke out. "She's like Lily and Viola's age or something." Eiko spoke. Aww, little kid crush, cute.

"She's a year younger than us. She's attending Bablys in the next school year." Kerori said with a bit of spite.

"… Oh so she's just Clara sized." Jazz spoke out, trying to lighten the tension.

"No, little Keroice is littler than me!" Clara shouted with a laugh. "It's like carrying a little icy pillow!"

"… Are there any other family members we should be aware of for next year?" Elizabetta asked, squeezing a metal doorknob off its hinge as Goemon subtly backed away.

"Thy little sister is joining the ranks of Bablys as well, following in the steps of her mightier soon to be Demon King Brother!" Sabro shouted.

"My little brother Eita is coming, he's a pretty shy kid so let's give him some support please." Eiko pleaded with the group.

"Ludwig is also coming, and compared to the rest of my siblings, he's...barely tolerable, so don't give him too much attention at any point and you'll be fine." Gaako rolled her eyes.

"Four Calamity Cult little siblings are showing up next year …" Ameri muttered, still holding onto Izuku. "Are you sure you don't want to join the student council? I feel I'll need all hands on deck for the paperwork alone."

"Ask me again in my third year, right now I need to put more focus on mastering the ring." Izuku spoke to his now Girlfriend normally, despite the position he was in. "I'll help out where I can, I'm sure that handling them...yeah I just realized I shouldn't finish that sentence."

"Finally, you're learning." Asmodeus spoke out "Was honestly worried I'd need to attack you mid sentence."

"You would have had full permission too." Crazy or not, Izuku was a danger-junkie in any case.

"Alright, so hear me out, the three-way can still work." Eiko tried to explain her logic and reasoning to the girls as the others started to chat and prepare food and drinks.

"Could we not talk about this now, kind of in the middle of a celebratory party." Gaako retorted. "We can save the girl-talk for when we head back to school."

"Also, I don't want to talk about three-ways involving Izuku right now." Kerori shivered. Well that's what you get for forcing Dekiru out in the world, live with it!

"Please carry on! I need as many examples as possible." Elizabetta, the only sound minded one here, pleaded.

"Okay, so I slowly bond with their couple ship, interact with them daily, and worm my way into a cuddle. From there, the romance can only grow." Eiko nodded, in a perfect sense.

"… You know, I think I just realized your problem." Kerori said. What problem, she didn't have any mental or health issues she was aware of. "You're too focused on Izuku."

"Well yeah, Izu is in the same grade, he's saved me more than once, we're in the same Battler.."

"Yeah, and I get that." Kerori said. "But if you want that …" She looked like she was about to hurl. "Three-way … to work, you need Ameri to like you just as much as Izuku."

"Right...That's it!" Eiko cheered. "I need to spend as much time with Ameri alone as she and I do with Izuku! Their romance bloomed because they talked to each other during lunch for their private readings! I need to find something we have a common interest in and I'll slip into the relationship easily!"

"Great, you've set her off." Gaako complained like a grump. "Now we have to deal with this for the rest of our lives." Not the rest of it, just until the three way was achieved!

"I give you my full support, and ask you to help me in the future too. Maybe break a leg or something?"

"You want to know whether or not Lied likes you?" Eiko asked, almost laughing at her confused face. "Because he does. All those Sabbath's are mainly to figure out what he wants to say to you by this point."

"Thank Devi." She grinned.

"Although he's currently convinced you like someone else, which for him means you're going to be unavailable."

"Well of course I like someone else. I like everybody." All the girls slapped their forehead. "What? He shouldn't be so scared off by it. He's Husband Number One after all."

"Yeah but..." Kerori looked at the group. "Not every guy is into guys you know."

"What?" Elizabetta looked genuinely confused at that one.

"Lied likes you...and only you." Gaako continued. "By saying you're into other people as well, you make it sound like you don't return his feelings in full, or at worse, he'll just be something for you to toy with."

"But love is endless and boundless! Who could like just one person and no one else?" Wow, she hasn't seen Elizabetta this close to snapping since Clara beat her in sexiness.

"Look, I get where you're coming from, but I'm dealing with a guy who's never had this kind of love before finally experiencing it for the first time, and I'm going to give my damndest to see he gets all that he deserves." Eiko said seriously. "And Ameri..well look at her." She pointed to the red head, still cuddled close to Izuku as she fed the nervous but accepting boy. "That's the look of someone who loves him, and ONLY him."

"I just, I don't, I've heard of Monogomy but I thought it was a myth for people who couldn't find anyone." … What?

"You do know there are people perfectly content to live their lives without romance, right?"

"Our frames of reference for single people not looking for romance are Balam-sensei, Opera, Izuku's horrible grandfather-" A quiet Yelp was heard from somewhere "-And Ossis. And they're all psychopathic maniacs who aren't right in the head at all … except Balam-sensei. He seems like a lovely person." Okay, those were great examples, but it was steering away from the point.

"Just...talk to Lied about it. He's a reasonable guy." Gaako spoke out.

"I brought booze!" And the idiot immediately derailed all the good points in his favor.

"Lied, put that away, my Mom will figure it out if we do!" No one wanted to incur the wrath of Mamadoriya.

"Relax, it's Fake Fruit. It's a special diluted drink that allows kids to drink booze like adults. Ages four and up." Lied explained. His big sis was the best! At least for nights like this. She always made sure he was included in the celebration.

"Wait a second, there are KIDS that drink this? Like, toddlers?" Izuku looked really concerned at the bottle.

"Okay, maybe not that young, but it's not alcohol. It makes you feel good without actually making you drunk." Lied waved it off. It was always fine when Shakky gave it to him.

"I don't know, it still feels sketchy, we should start small or something."

"Izuku, don't ruin this for me." Asmodeus surprisingly poured himself a big glass. "I could've gotten drunk this entire time without getting in trouble!? Where was this at the beginning of the year!?"

"Me too, a large glass." Gaako began to chug the glass with Asmodeus. Alright, maybe they were a bit too hard on the two at times.

"Hick." They turned to see a flushed Clara, giggling as she spun in place. "So nice … feel warm."

"Everybody, please, let's just calm down and think about…" Clara jumped at Izuku, jumping onto his head.

"Fluffy forest …." And then squeezed Ameri's chest! "Squishy mountain …"

"Yeah, I don't want to be sober right now. I have enough on my plate as it is." Ameri threw the girl off and drank her own glass.

"Wait, please don't-" Izuku was cut off once again.

"Izzzuku, buddy." Asmodeus spoke with a soppy smile. "You gotta try this stuff! This shit's the best." The boy blinked. "When you get so small, you're almost as small as Gaaako-chaaan. Fluffy Gaaako."

"Hey..I'm...much...more...fluffy than...the bunny." Gaako sounded less drunk and more slurred if anything.

"I thought you said it was safe for kids!" The boy shouted.

"It is!" Lied grabbed the back of the bottle from Sabro. "Safe for ages four and up. Warning, dilute in water … depending … on age." He trailed off, staring in horror.

"Izzzzzy….please...don't leave me alone heeeree!" Ameri took her own glass and put it near Izuku's mouth. "Here, have some of mine! That way, there's a part of me inside of you when you drink it!"

"Ameri, I'm drownin!." The girl's glass was too big, the boy was literally drowning in the stuff.

"I'll save you Izuuuu!" Eiko jumped on the pair. "Love pile, your, your hair is so soft, and silky, and smells like flowers."

"Oh, thank you. Ei-Ei." Ameri chuckled. "You're soo cuddly too!" She grabbed both her boyfriend and Eiko and hugged them like they were stuffed bears.

"Okay, is there anyone sane here!" He asked the group.

"I'm your big bro, I love you all, just rely on me ya know, here's some money." Jazz was clearly a lost cause if he was being generous.

"I am the DEMON KING! HERE'S MY MIGHTY TOWER OF MIGHTINESS!" Sabro shouted, piling Soi on top of a stack of pillows and Schiender, while also putting a cake on him for some reason. "MY FRIENDS, REJOICE IN MY MASTERPIECE!" Sabro was a happy drunk, go figure.

"I don't get it. I just don't get it. I'm nice. Why do girls always go for bad boys? What's so appealing about a bad attitude? Why do people like gloomy and depressed dudes? Why is Kalego so popular? Why is Mamadoriya so into him? In fact, why is everyone in love with the Midoriya's in general? Everywhere I go I see them both swarmed with people that want to bone them, yet no one notices me. That's just not fair." Honestly, Soi hasn't changed much, except the soul crushing was aimed more towards himself.

"Such a face is eternity. We are born merely to suffer in this ugly yet beautiful world. Wtravel this long an arduous path alone. Such is the fate of those cursed with intelligence." This was the most eloquent Schienders talked in a while.

"You're an asshole. You have a girlfriend."

"Had. She left me! She left me all alone to suffer in my lonely heart! Do you know how bad that feels?!" Alright, all the reliable boys seemed gone.

"I shall take care of everyone, for I am the true older brother!" Goemon was treating a pillow like a knife.

"No, that's my role. I need to take care of all these sweet innocent kids. I won't back down." And Jazz was going into battle with a blanket.

"So that's how I'm going to get Lilly and Izumi to come back next year." Hang on what!?

"That sounds lovely, let's talk about it over some sweet milk and cookies." Picero noooo-actually he was acting pretty much the same. And on the off chance he actually remembered this he likely wouldn't care enough for gossip.

"Why couldn't this pillow be Liedy?" He turned to Elizabetta, who was on top of a pillow, riding it cowgirl style, squeezing it tight….why wasn't he in that position?

"I'm sorry, I would turn it into Lied, but my power only makes bad things happen. I feel ashamed and loved that I hang around you all!" Orobas shouted. "Why couldn't I have been a misfit? I traumatize people! That's troublemaker worthy!"

"Y-you can say that again, brother!" Eiko yelled from her cuddle sandwich. "I blow up so many rooms yet they still don't transfer, that's such bullshit."

"It seems our class is truly a magnet for the fun and crazy, isn't it?" Kamui spoke with a dignified pose.

"How are you still okay?"

"Despite my debachous acts, I maintain the figure of a gentleman! I've trained to never act inebriated in the presence of a lady!" Okay, that was kinda cool.

"Would you like a cup, Lied?" Elizabetta offered him a bottle. "Your drunk face would look super cute, you know." He took the whole thing in a gulp.

Well, if you can't beat 'em, join' em! "Eliza … I wanna say I … I like you-r skipping!" Damn it, even with liquid courage he couldn't tell the pretty lady what he felt.

"Hey...Hey guys!? I-I got something-something to tell you all!" Izzuukk-ku yelled out, though he couldn't quite focus on the loud thoughts he was saying. "Y-you know how I don't have magic? Y-you know how I-hick-Don't look like a demon?"

"Izzzzzzzzyyyyy-kuuuun! Don't say anything! They'll take you away from me!" Ameriririri squeezed the boy tighter.

"Na-nah, it will be fine. I trust them. I love all you guys af-after all!" Aww, he loved Izzuukk-ku too. "Hey, so anyways, the reason why I don't act like a demon..or look like a demon...is because I'm not a demon at all! I'm actually…...HUMAN!"

"Whoa. So cool." Everybody oohed at the fact.

"To humanity!" Azzymodeus shouted.

"Oh no, fuck humanity, they're the worst!" Izuku immediately leaned into his girlfriend's chest. "I get beat up everyday by Bakahoe, get mocked by both the kids and teachers cause I'm quirkless, and...and the last thing my old friend ever told me before I left was to jump off a roof!" Jeeerk. They should punch him.

"Then you're not a human!" Clara grabbed him. "Cause you're not mean!"

"You're right, I'm not mean, so I'm a demon!" Izuku laughed. "My dad sells me and my mom's souls to literal hell, and I live the best kind of life imaginable. I sometimes wake up and think I'm in heaven instead!"

"Let's cause a riot!" Sa Bro shoulder, holding up a barrel. Yeaaaah riot time!

"Hey, so...if humans taste good...does that mean your kisses are delicious?" Eiko asked with wide bug eyes."

"Absolutely. They taste magical and super yummy." Amerirururi priced it by grabbing his face and kissing him like Gaako and Azzy did whenever they thought they were alone. "And my father wants to keep us apart! I'll run away with you if that happens!"

"Fuck dads, to kiss land we go!"

Soi woke up to hell. Well, he lived in hell, but this felt genuinely painful. It wasn't fine. He waited until the light stopped hurting his eyes, finding himself on a pair of giant abs. This was hell.

"Fi-five more minutes sis...they're about to put the crown on me." Looks like Sabro's delusions continued in his sleep. That probably wasn't fine.

"Oh, Izzy...don't leave me.." Ameri spoke with a slur as she snored. She wanted to hug Izuku. She was hugging Eiko, Izuku was actually cuddling with Asmodeus. Damn it, he needed to get these thoughts together. The blackmail alone had massive potential.

"Oh Liedy, I don't want to love anyone else...none of them compare to you." Elizabetta was actually cuddling who she thought she was in her sleep from behind. Damn it! Izuku's dumb luck was rubbing off on his sidekick now!

"You know, now that I think about it, three ways aren't that bad." Kerori murmured. "Dekiru can do it, why can't I?" She was being held in between Goemon, Picero, and Gaako. It was weird how those things worked out.

"Yeah, I'll add Clara to the mix." Eiko thoughtlessly grabbed Valac's tip of her tail.

"Yay … games." A couple of heels clicked. "Oh no, my head didn't like the noises."

Soi watched as Mamadoriya walked in, his head pounding with every step. "Wow, Naberius wasn't kidding about you guys causing a mess." A small clacking was heard. "You even caused so much trash-is this alcohol!?" Soi instantly transformed the headache he and the rest of the Misfits have woken up with into fear.

"Mom, I can-" Izuku looked at himself, cuddling with Asmodeus. The two backed away before continuing their terrified look. "I can explain!"

"It was Shax's fault!" Ameri woke up from the noise, threw Eiko off of her, and pointed to the culprit.

"They should have made a bigger label!" He spoke, noticing a pair of arms around him as he flushed. "Then again it might have been worth-" Mamadoriya glared at the boy. "Shutting up now."

"All of you, clean this mess up so Opera won't have to worry themselves, then a ten page apology along with explaining what you did wrong. Or so help me there will be hell to pay!"

"YES MAM!" They all shouted. It was fine.

Gaako woke up from probably the best night of sleep she's ever gotten, but she couldn't enjoy the fact because everything from last night was replaying over and over in her head again. Apparently being cold blooded meant alcohol had little to no effect on her, so while everyone was getting hammered, she felt mildly sluggish at worst. And she had heard so … much.

"Izuku, mind tossing the mop, Sabro sat on mine!" Jazz complained.

"I wouldn't have fallen if thou had cleaned better!"

"Stop fighting you guys, we're all in this together." Izuku handed him another mop. "Besides, you're not the one who still lives with the deadly Butler and angry mom we just made mad."

"What was that sweetie?" Said mom peeked into the doorway.

"NothingmomIloveyou!" She nodded and left. Luckily, she didn't notice Gaako's lazy dusting.

Their mind was still wandering with all that information. Like how apparently Sabro was a happy drunk, Azz wanted to cuddle everybody he could get his hands on, and...even something that's been in the back of her head since the school year started.

Izuku wasn't a Demon. He was a human. "Hey Gaako, how are you holding up?" Asked the boy, oblivious to how much he spilled … How deep does this go?

"Ah, fine, just..a little tipsy, that's all." Luckily she was still known as the semi-sane member of the cult, so she could get away with acting a bit off. "I, last night was weird..right?"

"Yeah, it was." The boy didn't deny it. "But, I don't regret it. I have friends that I can spend time with. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and think I'm too blessed."

Being blessed by literally being damned to hell. There was so much to unpack with that.