Steven and lapis were on the shores of a beach, soon they woke up and saw a vast sea in front of them.
Steven and lapis were baffled at this sight, but Steven was nautious from the flight, but as they turned around.
They were petrified with the sight of anthropomorphic animals right in front of them. And worst of all, they could talk! Animals couldn't talk! Soon the elongated red dog creature got in stevens face
Dog creature: welcome to the zoo, Steven universe!
Steven was just petrified with what he said, how could he know his name?
Dog creature: well it isn't really a zoo so it's kind of ironic that I called it that really
Soon the dinosaur looking beast with a monocle came to shake his hand
Dinosaur: please to meet you, sonny boy
Soon the lizard woman next to them grabbed lapis arm and looked at it with confusion
Lizard woman: her friend sure is a scrawny gangly thang
Soon she grabbed Steven by the cheeks
Lizard woman: and the kid sure is chubby, look at him!
???: nonsense Mrs. Carrie
Soon a long fluffy tail picked Steven up and showed the owner to be the fox in front of them
Fox: I think Mr. Universe looks just fine
???: I'll take your word on that Fabian!
Before anyone could ask, the green lizard man on their left put his head on top of the fox named fabian's head
Lizard man: good afternoon! Evening? Day!
Soon Steven was overwhelmed with all this craziness and soon he felt nautious again and soon fainted right their on the spot with lapis very uncomfortable with everything
...
Steven woke up somewhere unfamiliar to him. He was standing in a vast void where their was nothing but white and soon he jumped at the sight of an iguanodon in front of him
Steven: who... who are you?
Iguanodon: I am gotama, a friend to your mother
Steven: my mom?
Goatma: yes, and I was summoned to tell you that you have a new path ahead of you. You may not know it yet, but you were born to belong here
Steven: belong where?
Gotama: you will know soon enough
Soon everything began to glow and soon Steven woke up and saw he was in some sort of room, he was on a sort of bed and he saw one of the walls had a picture of a smiley emoji on it. Soon he was approached by a man in a white suit
Man: you okay, young man?
Steven: who are you? And where am I?
Man: I'm nurse castopher and your in the nurse office
Steven: oh, good. I just had the craziest
Soon Steven sees castopher going through the drawer and gets out a screw remover
Steven: what are you doing?
Soon Steven saw this guys true colors
Castopher: Willis said you needed a checkup! Willis is very smart you know!
Soon Steven realized this guy was crazy! He needed to get outta here! Soon he gets out of the bed and runs through the nurse legs and went straight to the door as fast as he could. Soon he opened the door only to see a giant man sized cheetah in front of him
Cheetah: are you alright, child?
Steven: no...
Soon he looked around the room to find something that would mock him out to make sure it was all a crazy dream, but their was only a rubber hammer, better than nothing.
Steven: come on Steven, wake up, wake up wake up!
Castopher: wake up
Soon Steven came to the conclusion that this was reality and he would have to deal with it
Steven: okay, I give up. Where am I?
Cheetah: you were not informed about
Steven: about what? Where am I?
Cheetah: you weren't informed before being sent here?
Steven: I wasn't sent here, I was given this mirror, I took the gem out, it became lapis, animal ghosts told me to go north and poof! Here we are
Soon the cheetah looked Down at this news, he didn't know Steven wasn't told about this world. He knew he needed to know
Cheetah: follow me
Soon Steven follows the cheetah as they walk down a hallway and soon to an office like setting
Cheetah: have a seat
Soon the cheetah sits at a desk in front of Steven who sat on a chair that was next to a desk that was occupied by a person with a cuttlefish head drinking either coffee or tea
Steven soon was uncomfortable with the creature and looked at the cheetah while pointing at the cuttlefish man
Cheetah: oh, this is principle Winston. He's quite harmless
Steven: okay
Soon the cheetah faces Steven who was calmer, if the cuttlefish man was principle then the cheetah would be vice principal
Cheetah: well, mr. Steven, I have some news. My name is zecharia and I regret to inform you that their has been some sort of mistake by how you ended up here. You were a member of the crystal gems and are the son of rose quartz correct?
Steven: yes?
Zachariah: well creatures who come or chosen to be here are given strict details about this word. And it is their choice to come here, for once here, you can never return to the outside world you once knew
Steven: so I'm stuck in a world of oversized talking animals?
Zachariah: I'm afraid so. Also this is an inter species ecosystem so their are more creatures, not just "animals"
Steven: like what? Other beasts? Dinosaurs?
Zachariah: yes
Steven: vampires? Demons? Monsters?
Zachariah: yes
Steven: zombies?!
Zachariah: zombies don't exist
Steven: okay so where's lapis? And where am I?
Zachariah: lapis is in the main lobby waiting for you. And you are both in the zoo Phoenix academy. This is where you were chosen for education
Steven: so I get to actually go to school?
Zachariah: yes, would you like a tour?
Steven: would I?! (Clears throat) I mean, yes please
Soon zecharaia lifts his tail to reveal a walk-in talkie on it
Zachariah: Jackie, could you come to my office please? Theirs someone I'd like you to meet
Jackie: absolutely!
Steven: who's Jackie?
Jackie: hey, hey, hey!
Soon Steven turns around to meet this Jackie character
Soon Jackie looked at Steven and was overjoyed to see such an adorable looking child and heads right up to him and pinches his cheeks
Jackie: hi their cutie! I'm Jackie, drama instructor. So your the cute little cupcake everyone's talking about?
Steven: yeah, I'm Steven
Jackie: awww! Even your names cute, you cute wittle
Soon she proceeds to tickles stevens belly making him laugh like silly
Steven: stop! That tickles!
Zachariah: (clears throat)
Soon Jackie stops and cleans herself up as Steven begins to catch his breath
Zachariah: Steven is in need of a tour before officially starting next weak
Jackie: not another word zech! I got this!
...
Soon they make it to the main lobby where lapis was and soon she heads over to hug Steven
Jackie: okay you two, let head over to my wing first
Soon they make it to a red hallway with a lot of posters around it
Jackie: welcome to the arts room!
Steven: wow, pretty cool
Jackie: thanks cutie, I'm pretty proud of it
Soon they make it to a door with a scarlet macaw on it and Jackie proceeds to open it
Jackie: baby! Got a sweet cutie pie I'd like you to meet!
Although Steven was blushing by the comment, considering it was coincidentally his middle name, he got a good look at the teacher of the class
Teacher: okay girls once were all warmed up...
Soon the teacher looks at the mirror next to him and soon jumps in excitement
Teacher: Jackie!
Soon he charges up to her for a romantic hug which Steven thought was kinda cute. Soon the teacher soon looked at Steven and took out his hand for a handshake
Teacher: salutations, primo! Qual estu nombre?
Steven: uh, I'm steven
Teacher: zoopity doopoty to meet ya! Soy alanzo! But you can call me al! It's shorter
Steven: (shakes his hand) nice to meet you sir. So what subject do you -
Alanzo: dance!
Soon Steven just shrugged, it did explain why he was wearing a pink tutu like the rest of the class, soon Jackie came and pushed them to the door
Jackie: okay honey we gotta run! Got a lot of school to show!
Alanzo: you do your thing girl!
Soon they got to the other side of the door
Steven: so who was the energetic fun guy?
Jackie: that was my husband. We both work in this wing!
Steven: awww
Soon they were all over the school, from the art room, to the music room and soon the film room. Finally they made it to a large theater with a few teenagers down on the stage
Jackie: and here's my domain!
Steven: are those guys my soon to be classmates?
Jackie: (shedding a tear) yep. They are my little prodajes
Steven: aww
Soon Steven felt something furry on back thein a fox landed in his arms
Steven: hi! I'm steven. What's your name?
Soon the fox just gave a big wet lick to his face
Fox: spam!
Steven: nice to meet you spam
Spam: mmm! You taste like donuts!
Jackie: good afternoon my sparkling turtle doves!
Everyone: hi Jackie!
Orange animal: who's the cute kid cracker jacks?
Jackie: this is Steven and he's gonna be your new classmate next weak!
Steven: hi
Red jackal: good! I need me some target practice
Steven was uncomfortable with that remark and soon the girl with the messy red hair sniffed him and hissed like an angry cat
Red jackal: the names Damian, and beware, I'll always be their
Steven: how are you floating?
Damian: oh! Well just because I CAN CONTROL THE DEMON.
Soon Steven was pale white by that's care tactic
Jacki: rude!
Bruised jackal: Damian, cut it out!
Damian: hey! I'm just introducing myself!
Orange animal: don't mind hun, he always tries to ruin our day. The names zillion, or zill for short, and the bruises jackal is my BFF Jackson
Jackson: please call me jack
Zill: the kangaroo is my girlfriend Kayla
Kayla: nice to meet you cutie
Steven: and who's that?
Soon he points to the purple car in the corner reading her book
Zill: that's venexa. She doesn't talk much
Steven: this is gonna be one wild ride. I've never been to a school, let alone one with talking animals
zill: don't worry just stick with us and we'll show you the -
But suddenly a stage light fell and hit jack smack dan in the head!
Steven: jack!
Zill: oh man, not again.
Soon he gets the stage light off of jack and helps him up
Zill: you okay dude?
Jack: as good as I'll ever be when that happens
Soon the kid zill was arm wrestling named Taylor looks over to Jackie
Taylor: hey Jackie! Another light fell!
Jackie: I saw it!
Steven: like I said this is gonna be one wild ride.