Hey, fairy tale fans, and welcome back to friendship, family, love, and the Fairy tail. After what can be considered a long break, I'm finally back, and yes, I have read the comments for this story and will try to interact with some of your story requests in the story, along with some other prompts I've given myself. So anyway, it feels good to be back, and I'll try to update this story.

Title: fairy tail 99 part 2

Summary: more fairy tail versions of clips from the show Brooklyn 99. Having actually watched the show, I can say that I have a better understanding of the characters, mostly.

It was an average day in the guild, but none of them were ready for what would happen that day. The doors opened, and Mira walked in without so much as a word to anyone. Everyone stared in shock as she placed down a bag looking through it before running upstairs to the S-class floor. Why was this such a big and shocking thing? It had nothing to do with her, but what she was wearing, a bright pink shirt and black jeans. Most of the guild stared in shock until Natsu broke the silence. "Mira is wearing pink," Natsu shouted. "Mira is wearing pink."

"oh my god," Erza whispered.

"Mira is wearing pink," Natsu shouted again.

"Are we sure that's pink," Gray asked. "Maybe it's just blood from a fight," he said. "That makes more sense, right."

"maybe it's a twin we didn't know about," Erza reasoned.

"if Mira had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb," Cana said to which everyone agreed.

"wait," Max said, "How come none of you teased her about it."

"it's Mira," Natsu reasoned. "She's almost as scary as Erza."

"I'm not scared," Erza shouted.

"you guys are unbelievable," Max said. "I wore a shirt with a splash of purple. You guys called me Mr. Grapes for two years."

"oh, Mr. Grapes, I forgot about Mr. Grapes," Cana laughed.

"if I wore pink, you guys would tear me to shreds," Max shouted.

"yeah, but you'd look like my little pony with a gun," Natsu laughed.

"let me guess, a theater job is putting on a play, and you're the pink lady," Gray said as everyone laughed.

"What are you dorks laughing at," Mira asked.

"if Max was wearing pink," Natsu laughed.

"I get it," Mira laughed. "That's hilarious."

"What is happening here? Mira is the one wearing pink," Max screamed.

"and" Mira growled out.

"It looks gorgeous; I wish I could pull that off," Max said.

"dream on strawberry shortcake," Mira teased.

"yeah, Mr. grapes," Natsu laughed as Max looked away, as everyone started teasing him once again another average day in the fairy tail guild though it should be said that for the next two years, Max was called pinky around the guild, at the very least, until he went to school.

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"Happy Harvest Day," Elfman smiled as he entered the guild. It was the Thanksgiving season, and the guild was celebrating in style.

"Haha, I knew it," Natsu said. "Elfman calls it Harvest Day."

"what's going on here?" Elfman asked.

"we're playing Elfman bingo," Cana said, "Everyone filled their cards with Elfman-related scenarios first to fill out their card get a hundred jewels."

"let me see that," Elfman said as he took a sheet of paper from Gray. "Elfman explains that they ate lobster at the first harvest festival," he said. "They did," he said, "For you see," he stopped realizing his mistake. "I'll go ahead and mark that for ya, Gray," he said.

"here, fun one," Cana smiled, "Elfman said gobble."

"Well, now I know that you want me to say I won't," Elfman said as he looked away before sighing. "Gobble," he said as Cana laughed. "You know I don't like this game."

"hah," Mira shouted. "Elfman objects to Elfman bingo."

"you too, sis," Elfman said. "Fine, then I'll just go sit over here by myself and spoil your game," he screamed as he sat down. "Because I'm a real man," he shouted.

"Elfman says, man."

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Laxus walked into the guild with a small cast on his wrist. "Oh no, what happened, Laxus," Lucy asked.

"Nothing you need to worry about," Laxus said as he walked upstairs.

"yeah, Lucy," Natsu said as he watched Laxus go up the stairs. "Stay out of the guy's business" Once he was gone, he smiled. "So, guys," he said, making everyone look at him, "it is evident that Laux got hurt doing something he is embarrassed about," he said.

"like being in a fight club," Juvia said.

"What, no," Natsu said. "Something embarrassing, Juvia."

"Maybe he goes into a sport," Gray said. "Those things can get violent."

"I can hear you," Laxus shouted. "If you must know, I got hurt taking a job," he growled out. "You know the thing all of you should be doing," he screamed as everyone dispersed. He looked at Natsu. "Come here, pyro," he shouted, pulling Natsu close.

"Look, man, I'm sorry."

"you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist" Laxus smiled as Natsu looked at him. Before nodding his head excitedly, "I was Hulu hooping," he said as Natsu's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates. "Evergreen and the thunder legion like to take a class for fitness and for fun," he smiled as he pulled out some photos. "And I've mastered all the moves," he said as he showed Natsu the pictures.

"oh my god," Natsu said as he looked at Laxus. "Why are you telling me this."

"because no one will ever believe you," Laxus said as a devilish grin formed on his face as he vaporized the pictures in his hand, stopping to take the look of shock that grew on Natsu's face as he walked away.

"you son of a bitch"

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"You wanted to see Master," Erza asked.

"I have a mission for you, Erza," Makarov said. "It's not pleasant."

"no, it's not," Erza started.

"yes, it's Natsu related," he said, "he's set to testify about an intent with the magic council, and I rather not hear another complaint about how he has covered condiments."

"So, you want to keep Natsu clean for the rest of the day," Erza asked. "I won't do it."

"you are the only one I trust," Makarov shouted, standing up to look her in the eyes.

"It's a suicide mission."

"then prepare for death.

"I won't do it."

"This is a direct order."

"you've lost your mind."

"Hey," Lucy shouted as he ran into the office. "You guys startled Natsu. He spilled two full jars of tomato sauce on himself," she said as she showed Natsu covered in sauce.

"Thanks a lot, guys."

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"Hey," Natsu said as he walked up to Erza and Mira, "that dark cult I just took down was run by an eighty-nine-year-old," he said, "he had to be the oldest fight of my career."

"I had to take down a ninety-six year old," Erza said. "I was scared he would die while I waited for the authorities," she frowned, "or flash me."

"my oldest takedown has to be seventy," Mira said, "but hell, the way he fought might as well have been twenty."

"what about two fifty-year-old twins," Wakaba asked, "that count as one hundred."

"no," Natsu said

Are we talking oldest bags," Macao asked, "Sixty," he said proudly.

"that's not that old," Natsu said.

"Yeah, but I was only twenty," Macao continued

"Wait," Natsu said, "were you even in the guild."

"Naw, that was about a year before I joined. "Why"

"Macao's not talking about his oldest fight," Mira laughed as everyone else grimaced at the thought.

what, yes I am," Macao said, realizing what he had just revealed. "Sixty like I said," he said, his face turning red.

"I can't believe you slept with a sixty-year-old," Natsu laughed.

"You know guys like older women, Natsu."

"That someone Grandma," Wakaba shouted.

"she was that how I met her, actually," Macao laughed. "She had this replacement hip, too," he said, completely going along with his story. "Don't knock it till you try it."

"that is no one's fantasy."

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"Okay," Natsu smiled. "Hole me" he shouted as Cana tossed a small piece of food into Natu's mouth. He smiled. "Goal" he screamed as he munched on it.

"nothing but mouth"

"That was awesome," Lucy muttered.

"Please, Lucy," Natsu laughed. "Cana's been chucking d-holes into my mouth hole for years," he said. "Check this out," he said as Cana backed up, tossing one under her leg. Natsu caught it in his mouth as everyone gathered around the pair and watched Natsu and Cana show off their throwing skills.

"that's how we do it," Cana shouted as she bounced one off the wall. Next, she turned around, closing her eyes. Natsu caught it, smiling as she tossed it.

"nothing but mouth," Natsu shouted as he caught another one.

"Go for the jugular," Cana shouted as she tossed one though it missed Natsu's mouth, flying out the window. "Oh crap," Cana muttered.

"Heads," Natsu shouted as Gajeel caught the meatball.

"Raining food," he smiled, "nice."

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"Hey guys, I have a good idea for a prank," Natsu giggled as he entered the guild again." as he looked around, "You know the place gramps like to sit. "I'm going to place Ink there," he laughed.

"I don't think he'll fall for that," Laxus said.

"Besides, Gramps hates pranks, Natsu," Mira added. "This is going to backfire, man.

"fine," Natsu looked down. "I'll move his barrel over," he said, "a whole foot to the life.

"what" Erza shouted. "The master will be mad if you do that," he said.

"Fine, I'll move it five inches."

"five"

"three," Natsu then said.

"three"

"one," Natsu growled out.

"one"

"fine, a half inch," Natsu grumbled as he took a seat. "Dumbest prank every gramps is not even going to notice," he said as Gray patted him on the shoulder as Makarov entered the guild, taking his seat on the counter as he looked at his beer barrel.

"Guys," Makarov muttered as he looked at the barrel, "the barrel it" he then broke out into laughter, shocking everyone. "You're crazy," he laughed. "How did you pull this off."

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"Juvia, I screwed up," Natsu shouted as he ran into the guild.

"How so," Juvia asked.

"I forgot to get Erza a gift," Natsu said. "I've been so focused on everything else."

"oh, it won't be that bad," Juvia said.

"Please, I've never forgotten to get her anything," Natsu told her.

"just get her a sword," Juvia said.

"I know that," Natsu said. "Can you come with me? You better at this kinda thing," he begged, "please, I need your help."

"Juvia doesn't know," Juvia muttered.

Natsu looked around. "What if I got you a pick of Gray in the boy's shower," Natsu asked.

"no towel with a foot on a bench," Juvia demanded.

"Towle on, still wet from the shower," Natsu said.

"deal"

"hey guys, everything okay," Gray asked, noticing they were staring at him.

"Nothing," Natsu and Juvia said as they shook hands.

And that's a wrap.

It feels good to be back to updating this story; hopefully, with a fairy tail re-told almost, I'll have more chances to write for this. As I said, I have several prompts and a few suggestions from the comments, and I hope you enjoy them. I'll see you all then.

Until next time