Professor Samuel Oak to Champion Cynthia Shirona
I must inform you that our search for Ash Ketchum's identity, in terms of what Pokémon he is, has been resolved, though we are little closer to actually locating his father.
Yesterday Ash had reason to encounter – face to face – the Legendary Pokémon Rayquaza. In a pair of short conversations between the two of them, Ash discovered the following facts.
Firstly, Ash's species as a Pokémon is called Arceus.
He is, as far as is known by Rayquaza, only the second Arceus to ever exist, and the first of these is the creator of the world.
Arceus also directly created a number of Pokémon, those including – per Rayquaza's information – Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Groudon, Kyogre, Rayquaza himself, the original Mew, possibly Xerneas and Yveltal, and Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf.
I am sure that you can appreciate just as well as I can the enormous importance of these discoveries, but what is more important as far as I am concerned is the health and well-being of Ash himself. The upheaval to his personal image is hard to estimate, and while I am sure he will recover that does not stop him being unhappy and upset in the meantime.
While I can hardly make any particular demands on your time, I feel that it would be most useful if you were to look through any records you have available for legends about either 'the creator', or Arceus, whenever you feel willing to do research at all.
In the hopes that I will not leave you with such a heavy topic as the last thing in this letter, I have enclosed the recently recorded Pokédex profiles of both Koraidon and Miraidon. Since Arceus appears to be a Pokémon specializing in creation, and these are the two Pokémon which Ash has so far created personally, it is relevant… but, more importantly, aren't they cute?
p.s. Delia has not yet worked out that she technically has grandchildren now.
Gospel of Oops 3
"Dodge, Treecko!" Ash called. "Then, use that rock to change direction and use Pound!"
Roxanne nodded. "Interesting," she said. "Keep using Rock Throw, Graveler. Class, what can we learn from Ash's orders?"
One of the kids put their hand up.
"Gracie," she invited.
"Why is that trainer a white Stantler?" Gracie said.
"I'm not actually a Stantler," Ash told them, half his attention on the battle. "I don't know what Pokémon I am now."
"What Pokémon you are now?" another of the students said. "You mean you weren't already a Pokémon?"
"No, I used to be human, but I got turned into a Pokémon by magic."
"Wow!" one of the girls gasped. "Magic is real?"
"I knew it!" a boy said.
"Can any of us be turned into Pokémon by magic?"
"Uh…" Ash frowned. "I don't think it's possible here… are there any witches in Hoenn?"
Unown came out of their Pokéball.
"There are: zero witches in Hoenn," they announced. "The only available means of human to Pokémon transformation is: direct request via this alphabet by a user with sufficient privileges."
"You can turn humans into Pokémon?" Ash asked.
The class promptly stopped paying any attention to the battle whatsoever, and consequently so did Roxanne.
AN:
The Gospel of Oops 3 is because I forgot to include it before including the fourth one.
I'm sure Cynthia agrees that the Raidons are cute. After all, she knows about having a cute dragon on her team.