Dragon Ball Universe Four: New York City, April 7, 1955
John Constantine and Wendy Corduroy were debating their options.
Their Necronomicon Prophecy Predictions told them that Bill Cipher would be going after Stanford Pines inside Gravity Falls.
While Wendy Corduroy remembered the Mystery Shack, she didn't want to spy on it for 60 years to keep Cthulhu from changing her own past.
Another problem was the Time Baby might notice them going towards Gravity Falls.
Dragon Ball Universe Four: Gravity Falls, April 11, 1955
Frank Northwest was smuggling their copy of the Necronomicon.
Bill Cipher wanted to know more about John Constantine, the Necronomicon Hero that Cthulhu sent from the future to spy on his movements.
The Human Magician wasn't even from the same dimension he got resurrected into, John Constantine just appeared in the background trying to save people.
Ironically, the Northwest Family paid for the Constantine Detective Agency because they needed John Constantine to stop trying to blackmail them.
Another problem was Cthulhu made some weird deals with several Demons wanting John Constantine resurrected just to watch him die repeatedly.
It was probably why Cthulhu wanted the Dragon Balls to keep John Constantine under control.
Unfortunately, it also meant that Cthulhu wanted John Constantine to be corrupted by the Necronomicon Magic to see what happened afterwards.
Personally, Bill Cipher hated John Constantine leading the Time Baby right to him.
The fact that John Constantine got him resurrected didn't change how paradoxically the Time Baby was reacting.
Bill Cipher didn't trust the Time Baby avoiding him, it didn't make sense for the Time Baby to be afraid of John Constantine.
It worried Bill Cipher more than he thought it would.
"Time In!" Clockwork the Time Ghost yelled.
"Bloody Hell!" John Constantine protested.
"Where are we?" Wendy Corduroy asked.
"Welcome to the Ghost Zone, I am Clockwork the Time Ghost."
"Is there a reason why you kidnapped us?" John Constantine questioned.
"I want to know why Cthulhu is testing John Constantine against Bill Cipher." Clockwork explained.
"I'm being exploited for my Magical Powers, what's you interest?" John Constantine questioned.
"My interest is because you caused the Time Loop that Trapped Bill Cipher and apparently, he is about to escape into the Ghost Zone unless John Constantine stops Bill Cipher's Plans." Clockwork explained.
"You need me to stop Bill Cipher, I was planning on doing it anyways. Just need to know how." John Constantine responds back.
"You seem unaware of the Time Prison you created." Clockwork observed.
"I'm following instructions from the future; I have good reason to be unaware of what's going on around me." John Constantine responds back.
"Plus, Bill Cipher keeps spying on us, the less we know the better." Wendy Corduroy added her own reasoning.
"I'm not sure if you should blindly follow the Necronomicon Instructions." Clockwork stated and opened the Time Window.
"Flesh Eating Ghouls? That's what we released on the Bill Cipher Cult beforehand?" John Constantine questioned.
"You Time Jumped before anyone arrived to clean up the mess." Clockwork observed.
"I underestimated how far I would go to remove the Bill Cipher Cult; my future self is probably compromised." John Constantine responds back.
"The Future John Constantine has been infused with Cthulhu's Telepathic Powers; he is a necessary catalyst to ensure everything happens correctly." Clockwork observed.
"So, I'm Psychic and Causing Time Paradoxes?" John Constantine questioned.
"Thankfully, your actions have prevented Bill Cipher from Invading New York City. On the other hand, you released Flesh Eating Ghouls into the year 1972." Clockwork told them both pointedly.
"You don't know if you can trust me." John Constantine told Clockwork.
"All I know is you're the necessary catalyst to ensure Bill Cipher's defeat. Unfortunately, everything else is unclear about your situation." Clockwork told John Constantine worriedly.
"If I'm trapped in some Time Loop? Why don't you tell me what happens next?" John Constantine questioned.
"To put it simply, I don't know what's going on yet. All I saw was Bill Cipher escaping into the Ghost Zone, my investigation sent me to seek out John Constantine because it was John Constantine that prevented Bill Cipher escaping into the Ghost Zone in the first place." Clockwork explained.
"Meaning the Time Loop can be changed if Bill Cipher realizes what's going on before we do." John Constantine told Clockwork.
"Essentially correct, I see only two outcomes, Bill Cipher escaping into the Ghost Zone or John Constantine defeating him." Clockwork explained.
Bill Cipher looked confused; John Constantine had come from the future, and he was blackmailing the Northwest Family to start his own Detective Agency.
Nothing was adding up.
John Constantine made no sense.
Bill Cipher started investigating John Constantine.
Cthulhu had used John Constantine's Resurrection to reshape reality.
Unfortunately, Bill Cipher now had the X-Men and the Avengers defending the Dragon Balls together.
Conquer Gravity Falls and the Superheroes Defeated Bill Cipher afterwards.
"I need an idea; I can't risk fighting the Avengers by myself. 40 years to change the end result. Stanley Pines, my revenge is coming! The Necronomicon told me the future, so now I will change it!" Bill Cipher rambled to himself thoughtfully.
John Constantine's Necronomicon gave Bill Cipher foreknowledge of Stanley Pines defeating him.
"Thanos Versus King Cold, interesting. The Planet Earth needs stronger heroes." Bill Cipher ponders while reading the Necronomicon.
"Cthulhu Buys John Constantine's Soul to reshape reality, however, Bill Cipher Replaces Goku and I'm not Goku! Rewrite Protagonist Status! I'm not the hero of this story!" Bill Cipher protested.
"Milo Murphy, God of Destruction Candidate? Destiny to Defeat Bill Cipher? What is this?" Bill Cipher protested.
"I get defeated because Milo Murphy reads another Necronomicon from the future. Is Cthulhu aware of this happening?" Bill Cipher protested.
"Future Vision says Bill Cipher Possessed Frieza Defeats Cthulhu, wonderful future, however, John Constantine's Necronomicon has Contingency Plans to deal with it happening." Bill Cipher ponders while reading the Necronomicon.
Bill Cipher was lucky that John Constantine's Necronomicon gave Bill Cipher foreknowledge of Stanley Pines defeating him.
The only problem was Bill Cipher had no idea how to Escape Gravity Falls.
The Weirdness Bubble had to be the Time Baby's Trap, it obviously put the entire town into their own Fishbowl.
The Gravity Falls Fishbowl wouldn't trap Bill Cipher again!
Unfortunately, New York City wasn't helping Bill Cipher any better.
Doctor Strange had come searching for John Constantine's Necronomicon.
The irony of Doctor Strange coming after John Constantine's Necronomicon didn't help Bill Cipher very much.
It just confirmed that John Constantine's Necronomicon was Cthulhu Magic.
"Wait, are the pages rewriting themselves?" Bill Cipher asked himself nervously.
"A Storybook that tells the future of John Constantine meeting Bill Cipher. It's rewriting itself because of my actions. Not allowing Doctor Strange to get his hands on it!" Bill Cipher decided very quickly.
New York City, April 3, 1972 AD
"What's the plan here?" The Possessed Ghoul asked itself telepathically.
Bill Cipher didn't have many options, he needed the Ghoul to steal John Constantine's Necronomicon.
Why John Constantine left without his Necronomicon confused him.
Thankfully, an entire army of the Hungry Ghouls was just perfect to sneak Bill Cipher out of sight before Doctor Strange stormed inside.
17 Years earlier, John Constantine was investigating some dead reporter that had been decapitated by the Headless Horseman.
"Five sightings of this Headless Horseman and all the evidence points towards these Warlocks trying to Enslave Humanity. Stupid Warlocks are not even from this dimension, they just started stealing supplies and worshipping demons." John Constantine explained.
"Building full of these Evil Warlocks and their Headless Horseman trying to Overthrow Humanity. Unfortunately, they used my Necronomicon like their Magical Homing Beacon to get here." John Constantine explained the problem.
The Masters of the Mystic Arts, the same group that Doctor Strange works with, are all fighting the Headless Horseman with their Magic Lightning Bolts.
While the two Magical Groups are throwing thunder at each other, John Constantine watched everything happen.
"Both Magical Organizations are hunting the Necronomicon's Magic, it's time to disappear." John Constantine told Wendy Corduroy.
Isekai Quaret Academy, Day 1
"Where did you come from?" Roswaal L Mathers asked.
"Dimensional Transportation Spell, emergency jump situation." John Constantine explained the problem.
"Interesting, I'm the Magical Arts Teacher around here. I'm also afraid that my students will become distracted with you being here." Roswaal explained.
John Constantine noticed that he teleported himself into someone's classroom.
The Magic Teacher was dressed like some Royal Jester.
Purple Makeup, Medieval Robes.
It looked like the High School Students were blocking the only exit.
"Attention everyone, today we have an unexpected guest visiting us. Please introduce yourselves." Roswaal took charge.
"I'm Subaru Natsuki, welcome to our school."
"John Constantine, Psychic Detective from New York City."
"You're not all Human." John Constantine stated back knowingly.
"We came together from different worlds to study here." Subaru Natsuki explained.
"Summoned is more likely, Powerful Goddess living at your Town Hall Building looks like too." John Constantine stated back knowingly.
"We have a Town Hall Building?" Subaru Natsuki asked.
"Did nobody check who runs the Town Leadership?" John Constantine asked.
"I'm only in charge of the school and everyone else are students here." Roswaal explained.
"You mean nobody has been exploring the town?" John Constantine asked.
"Some of the Teachers got jobs to pay for their housing needs, otherwise, the students are all provided for in advance." Roswaal explained.
"So, the students have housing, and the teachers are all working to keep them alive. Naturally, you're distracted by your own responsibilities here." John Constantine realized what was going on.
"Truthfully, nobody wanted to endanger our students if anything went wrong." Roswaal explained.
"So, you do School Teaching while stranded here?" John Constantine asked.
"Not everybody has their High School Education, most of these students are from medieval worlds. I can't ignore knowledge sharing opportunities. I must prepare everyone for whatever we encounter next." Roswaal explained.
"Where is Wendy Corduroy?" John Constantine asked.
"Somebody else came here with you?" Roswaal asked suspiciously.
"Teenage Girl, Red Hair." John Constantine described.
"Probably the other classroom, you have not been detected yet." Roswaal told John Constantine.
Wendy Corduroy walked in with Reinhard at her side.
"Hey, Boss, Phineas and Ferb are here." Wendy Corduroy told John Constantine.
"You know the new students here?" Roswaal asked suspiciously.
"Phineas and Ferb are both famous inventors in our dimension." Wendy Corduroy told Roswaal cheerfully.
"Teenage Inventors would be helpful around here." Roswaal agreed.
The Goddess Ishtar had been expecting them.
"John Constantine, I have been waiting for your arrival." The Goddess Ishtar told them both.
"Just got out of the Time Loop Dimension today." John Constantine told her.
"You will need help keeping Bill Cipher from escaping, the Hero School isn't ready yet. They would be slaughtered without their Combat Training." The Goddess Ishtar told them both.
"You're Training Teenage Heroes against Bill Cipher?" Wendy Corduroy asked suspiciously.
"Cthulhu is the real threat, Bill Cipher will soon be destroyed." The Goddess Ishtar told them.
"So, what's the plan here?" John Constantine asked.
"Roswaal is teaching everybody about the 20th Century Technology." The Goddess Ishtar told them.
"Let me guess, I'm the Combat Instructor." John Constantine stated knowingly.
"No, you two are the Guidance Counselors for the students." The Goddess Ishtar told them.
"Excuse me, I'm not playing Group Therapy for your Teenage Heroes!" John Constantine protested.
"John Constantine is the best qualified for the job." The Goddess Ishtar told them.
"You need the Necronomicon's Magic and it's created to protect my Soul from Cthulhu because apparently Cthulhu wants to see me watch everybody else go insane trying to operate it. It's cursed to protect my Soul and slowly drive everybody else insane. Yeah, I know all about the Cursed Magic Book being from the future! It told me everything!" John Constantine protested.
"John Constantine is the best qualified for the job." The Goddess Ishtar repeated herself knowingly.
"Why do I need to be the Guidance Counselor for their Group Therapy?" John Constantine asked himself suspiciously.
"The Goddess Ishtar foresaw your arrival; she obviously thinks that their Group Therapy will be safer with your Magical Powers helping them." Wendy Corduroy told John Constantine.
"More Future Predictions that make no sense!" John Constantine protested.
"The Goddess Ishtar trusts you to do the Group Therapy, maybe you will do better than you think." Wendy Corduroy told John Constantine.
"Welcome to Group Therapy, we will start with the Memory Sharing. To demonstrate, I'm going first." John Constantine told everyone.
A Television shows how the Teenage John Constantine got some girl pulled into Hell by his own Supernatural Accident.
"Never Summon Demons if you don't know what you're doing!" John Constantine proclaimed to the horrified students.
Ram and Rem exchanged worried glances at each other.
Ainz Ooal Gown frowned.
"I was stupid enough to try Magical Summoning without understanding how dangerous it could become. The Demon went homicidal, and I had zero control of it. Luckily, it left me alive with everyone else dead. I was traumatized into working with the Supernatural Problems that others discovered." John Constantine told everyone.
"Any questions?" John Constantine asked.
"Does anyone else need to vomit before we continue?" John Constantine asked afterwards.
Watching Demons Dismember People wasn't fun.
It did scare everyone from making his mistakes and hopefully allow them to trust him better than beforehand.
Subaru Natsuki looked terrified imaging real demons pillaging towns unchecked.
"I think you need Therapy more than we do." The Goddess Aqua says sympathetically.
"As your new Guidance Counselor, I ask all of you to learn from my mistakes. Avoid Demonic Deals, work together to avoid bad choices that can lead you astray." John Constantine told everyone.
"Alright, any volunteers to go next?" John Constantine asked.
"I think I will." Satou Kazuma answered.
The Television showed Kazuma die and then meeting the Goddess Aqua in the Afterlife.
Everyone looked at Aqua in sudden disbelief.
When Kazuma Named Aqua the one thing that he was taking into another world, even John Constantine was dumbfounded.
Kazuma then fought the Giant Toads trying to eat them.
Next the Living Cabbages attack the townsfolk.
"You got sent into this Video Game Environment without any useful skills?" John Constantine asked Kazuma.
"I took Aqua before I realized how defenseless she really was against our enemies." Kazuma explained himself.
The Dullahan came next.
"Your team causes Property Damage that keeps you in debt repeatedly?" John Constantine asked Kazuma.
"I noticed, we need more Sword Combat Training and less Magical Destruction." Kazuma agreed.
"Your biggest problem is the financial debts, everything else will get better when your team learns how to avoid Property Damage." John Constantine told Kazuma.
"Why is your luck getting worse here?" John Constantine asked Kazuma.
The realization that Aqua was the real Goddess changed very little.
Kazuma's Team still needed work.
John Constantine wanted to test how long Kazuma's Team can fight with their Magical Powers disabled.
Team Konosuba Endurance Test 1
Team 1: Satou Kazuma (Team Leader), Goddess Aqua the Cleric, the Female Knight Crusader Named Darkness, Megumin the Female Wizard
Team 2: Chris the Female Thief (Team Leader), Wiz the Female Wizard, Yunyun the Female Wizard, Ruffian the Barbarian
As expected, the Female Wizard Characters struggled to fight without their Magic Powers.
First Wave: 6 Giant Toads
"Team Kazuma, attack!" John Constantine ordered.
Everyone watched them attack the Giant Toads.
Kazuma gets eaten by the Giant Toads for the first time.
"Alright, Team Chris, it looks like Team Kazuma needs saving. Your turn." John Constantine told them.
Ruffian the Barbarian, Current Handheld Weaponry: Wooden Mace
Chris the Female Thief, Current Handheld Weaponry: Twin Daggers
Wiz the Female Wizard and Yunyun the Female Wizard, Current Handheld Weaponry: Magic Staff.
Team Konosuba Endurance Test Results: Team Kazuma outnumbered and all four eaten by the Giant Toads. Team Chris Rescued Team Kazuma and killed all the Giant Toads effortlessly.
Chris the Female Thief and Ruffian the Barbarian Used Berserker Rage Skills to overwhelm the Giant Toads effortlessly.
"I can't believe that Yunyun's Team did better than we did!" Megumin protested.
"When did Chris get Berserker Rage Skills?" Satou Kazuma asked.
"We can't let Yunyun's Team win the Endurance Tests! I refuse to lose anything to Yunyun!" Megumin protested.
"Well, it seems getting Yunyun to compete with her own team is all the motivation that Megumin needed to get stronger." John Constantine stated knowingly.
"I wonder if Kazuma will thank us for pushing his team into working harder?" Wendy Corduroy asked with sudden amusement.
"Next Endurance Test will be the Obstacle Course." John Constantine stated knowingly.
Wall Climbing up some ropes and jumping across moving water without falling in.
Dragon Ball Universe Four: Unexpected Airplane Trip, February 4, 2010
Subaru Natsuki, Shield Hero of the future, looked around dumbfounded.
Why was Subaru Natsuki wearing the Business Suit?
Subaru had two years before Dipper and Mabel got sent to Gravity Falls.
All he needed to do was Rescue Milo Murphy and keep Bill Cipher from changing the past.
Their Documents explained that Emilia Natsuki was married to Subaru Natsuki and listed Beatrice as their Adopted Daughter.
Subaru Natsuki read their documents in complete confusion.
Truthfully, waking up on an Airplane without any memories how he got there was confusing enough before he found their documents.
Their Briefcase had all their Passports and several Legal Documents ready for Subaru Natsuki to read through.
Subaru Natsuki had quickly discovered where they were going and why.
They were Japanese Exchange Students buying their own house next door to Milo Murphy's Family.
Somehow, they had several Legal Documents warning them about Murphy's Law and some Handwritten Letter welcoming them to the Neighborhood from Milo Murphy.
As soon as they got to the Airport, Subaru Natsuki called Melissa Chase's Phone Number.
"Hello, is this Melissa Chase?" Subaru Natsuki asked.
"Well, Milo Murphy listed you as his Emergency Contact. No, I was going to ask you why Milo Murphy is late to our meeting at the airport today. He didn't tell you anything about our meeting at the airport today. Wait, he was kidnapped? When did this happen?" Subaru Natsuki was again dumbfounded.
"Emilia, Beatrice, I think we have a problem." Subaru Natsuki says worriedly.
"What is it, I suppose?" Beatrice asked.
"The person we were meeting here has been kidnapped." Subaru Natsuki explained.
"I don't know what to do next." Subaru Natsuki says worriedly.