The Sorting Hat doesn't have a very exciting life in the 23rd century, so with the Headmaster Eldervy, it travels to various fandoms and Sorts the characters. This time, the crew of the Christa on "Space Cases" finds out what house they would be in. You know, if they actually had magic and were to go to Hogwarts.

Because I seriously cannot believe no one has gone here before. Drabble-and-a-half.