When the TARDIS winds up in the Capillata, the Lone Shee is excited to finally meet his legendary TV hero, the Doctor. But when the Banshee hatches a sinister plot to bring down the technophilic Shee, the Doctor and Amy wind up in one of the craziest adventures of their lives. (Written by me and a friend who must remain anonymous because she doesn't have a FanFiction account.)