Information is worth its weight in gold — that much, both humanity and the People agree on. When Alex is assigned to protect an American tech mogul at a charity ball, he's aware that MI6 is sending their support for reasons other than compassion for their fellow man. Unfortunately, Alex has no idea just how in over his head his target is.

Alex Rider just wanted to live out the rest of his days as a normal young adult. Along comes a meeting with Irish nobelman, Artemis Fowl and it takes every ounce of himself to attempt to decline the spy life. However, coming to realise the danger that Artemis is in, and the attempted SCORPIA reformation, Alex realises that he is in a situation he had no hope to get out of.

In which MI6 attempts to understand the various oddities surrounding Artemis Fowl, Artemis' father starts a new chapter for their family, and a charity gala goes horribly wrong. alexmis.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a spy in possession of a boring mission, must be in want of some excitement." — Jane Austin. M16 knows that there's something very valuable concealed within the walls of the British Museum, and Alex is tasked with casing the museum. It's a pity that Alex is about to discover that things can never remain simple when Artemis is involved.

Star Trek AU In which Alex, a federation spy, is sent to investigate the Half-Romulan trader Artemis Fowl II. Cornflakes are discussed and shenanigans ensue. Alexmis.

An exploration of Artemis and Alex's romantic relationship over the years.

Artemis isn't very good at kissing. He is, however, very good at getting himself into trouble, making enemies, and outsmarting the bad guys. Alex appreciates all of this. Artemis POV / alexmis first kiss drabble

Myles and Beckett have been kidnapped and MI6 once again recruits Alex to help find them. Artemis is immediately suspicious of the teen, as is the other way around. Will they be able to put aside their differences long enough to find the twins? And who is behind this plot?

Alex's and Artemis' life after their adventure, discovering more about their love along the way. St. Patrick's Day shenanigans, meeting the family, Christmas, birthdays, and more are on the path ahead of them. Be careful with who you love... (Set in Stockholm Syndrome AU, Sequel, series of connected oneshots. Warnings will be put in chapters, some with M-rating, but mostly T)

No, Artemis is certainly NOT falling for his captor/new friend, Alex Rider. And Alex isn't falling for him. Yassen, the one who helped Alex kidnap Artemis, watches from the sidelines and wonders when they'll admit their love. Meanwhile, Butler and Holly are on the warpath (sort of) in trying to find Artemis, K-Unit doing the same to Alex. Who will find who (or what) first?

After meeting only briefly in the streets of London, Alex Rider and Artemis Fowl can't seem to catch a break from one another - not that they particularly mind. It doesn't take long before they decide to meet on their own volition.

What happens if Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl and Ruby Redfort meet...

In which Artemis mulls over the rather unwanted presence of a certain MI6 agent.

Companion piece to crowprincess14's "Fairy Roses". Artemis/Alex, fluff/angst

When Opal Koboi captures the Loriens, Alex Rider is sent to find the missing children on a mission from the CIA, while Artemis Fowl tries to find and stop his nemesis once again. But when Opal sends all of them into a completely new world, how will they take it, how will they survive, and most importantly, How will they retern once more to stop Opal from going through with her plan

A boy is standing in front of Artemis' grave.

The usual Brooklands goes to Brecon Beacons. What if it wasn't Alex's first time in Brecon Beacons during stormbreaker. Hey, Tom was there too. Ian had godchildren and a son! Artemis is going to Brecon Beacons, too.

Alex and Artemis finally manage to have a moment to themsleves away from Butler and Jack. Beware, this fluff has fluff, so if you don't like, don't read. To those of you who do like, enjoy! Alex/Artemis

This is a shameless smut. All lemon. No plot, really...Seriously...this is really mature. Top!ArtemisXBottom!Alex. Hope it suits you or something...Oh, and it's my first lemon!

Artemis' brothers are missing. He decides to find them with the help of the fairies. He then finds Alex and quickly finds out his identity. Can the two work together. And is this as simple as just a kidnapping case.

I am taking five of my favorite stories and doing a crossover with them. Do you think I can do it? Alex Rider, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Young Wizards, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Under odd circumstances, Ethryn has been kidnapped by Scorpia. In need of information, Artemis turns to the only one whose taken down Scorpia: Alex. But out of suspicion Scorpia abducts him too! Now the two have to work together to get home or die trying

Alex Rider has to save one of his friends from Scorpia and has to have help from Artimis Fowl! After Snakehead and the Fifth Colony!

Alex Rider is sent on a new mission, sucessfully apprehand Artemis Fowl the Second. But it was alot harder then he thought. In fact, he would have choosen the threat of hurtiling throught space or nuculear weapons, then the threat of falling in love.

To his dismay, MI6 forces Alex on another mission out of the country. He discovers a time machine and travels back two years ago; before Artemis Fowl the II discovered the existence of the People. Spy and genius, what does their journey hold?