Roderich is an aristocrat who writes erotic novels from his cell, and loves his laundress. Elizabeta is the laundress who helps those stories get published even though it's been forbidden for anyone to read them. Gilbert is a pastor who loves Eliza even though his religion forbids it. Francis was sent to silence Roderich by all means required. PruHun AusHun ect.

Stories abound of writers being visited by Jack Sparrow. Some of us have less amusing guests. What happens when Captain Barbossa and other Geoffrey Rush characters come to call....