CHAPTER ONE: "HOLY MOTHER OF WIZARDS BALLS!" George Weasley yelled at the top of his lungs as the Trade Federation closed in on Hogwarts School of Witchcraft of Wizardry. Dumbledore jumped from his yell out of his seat in the Great Hall and looked out the window and whispered to himself "MOTHER OF GOD...", A bright red laser sword came flying through the window and immeditely slic