Vince and Howard are in a bit of a lull in terms of playing gigs. Vince gets the idea that hey need to try to break America...Midwest farm America. Reluctantly, Howard concedes and travels to the U.S. with his bubbly friend. However, what was supposed to be a simple gig of four shows quickly turns into a horror Vince and Howard never thought they would experience.

Vince ventures from the Zooniverse to the Pink Diamond's Zoo to rescue Howard, after he accidentally let him be kidnapped by Aquamarine. (NOTE: Not Canon compliant)

Depressed and lonely after Howard Moon leaves him, Old Gregg decides to commit suicide. He tries to hang himself, but Jesus has other plans. A romantic relationship quickly blossoms between the two. Slowly, Jesus is able to convince Old Gregg that he is a beautiful, wonderful, scaly man-fish who deserves love. But how long will this love last? And what will Howard's reaction be to?

Crack written for April Fool's Day in which Old Gregg kidnaps Sam Winchester. Teen rating is mostly for language.

Viola, at the mere age of thirteen, is taking care of a sickly ten year old named Ellen. They were modern nomads, breaking into flats and living off the food the permanent residents had stored. However, when a big eyed, big hearted orphan himself comes back and find them, he welcomes them with open arms. But can Small Eyes cope with a sickly murderer under his roof?

Howard and Vince play relationship counselors for their immortal friends. Will they make matters worse? Set after "The War, the Death..." and "An Afternoon at Topshop". T for language (I will not name it Comes a Horseman, I will not name it Comes a Horseman...).

While saving a damsel in distress a certain immortal must face his own feelings. A Highlander/Boosh crossover, set after "Revelation 6:8" (and in another universe, were Mac tripped, bumped his head and missed...) and after "The Chokes". Contains swearing, anguished declarations of love, Queen references and fangirling.

When the Daughters of God go in to rob a bank, Crabs induces Stockholm syndrome. But instead of a captive falling for his captor, it's the other way around!

What happens when, after moving into 221C for the weekend, Howard and Vince are dragged into one of Sherlock's cases? Can they help the infamous detective track down the horrific Hitcher? Follow the story as the two worlds meet, creating chaos (possibly), humour (hopefully) and a whole lot of confusion (definitely).

Horrible Histories and Mighty Boosh crossover. An average day at the Zooniverse from two perspectives. Howince and Baybond. This summary's pretty bad, the story's better. T to be safe, I'm new at this. Read and review :)

Richmond is messing with the occult. Again. He's looking for a demon, but when the Boosh tag along, they all get a lot more than they bargained for... T for language and whatnot. Title may change.

When a strange man in a bow tie and two of his friends appear at Nabootique, at first nothing seems out of the ordinary. But then Howard and Vince are introduced to the Tardis, and things get a bit odd... T for language and possible fluff/slash later on.

What happens when you become enamored of Black Ops' Zombie mode while transitioning from a Sherlock obsession to a Boosh phase? A cracktastic first crossover of course. You never know who you're sharing a server with. Enjoy!

Marina and Maina are friends, but haven't seen each other in a long time, so when Vince leaves Marina behind, they decide to get together and talk about how different they are now, but little do they realize, they're more similar than ever.

This is the story of Lillian Edwards and her affairs within the Mighty Boosh and Psychoville universes. The romance is predominantly OCXHoward and OCXMr.Jelly, but that is subject to change depending on where the story takes us.

When Howard gets fired for assaulting a customer, he gets a job at Reynholm Industries but Vince is made unhappy by how close Howard and a certain Goth become. T for language and Howard/Vince from start so don't like, don't read.

When young Scorpius Malfoy feels pressured by the lives of his parents, the young boy escapes on the knight bus only to come across howard moon and vince noir. When invited, Scorpius is in for a bumpy ride back to Nabootique.

The Hitcher doesn't appreciate the help Lorne gives him, and decides to make use of his head...except, he's still alive. Mature for explicit stump-molesting!

Whilst sailing on his dingy, Jack Sparrow decides to partake in a spot of fishing but catches more than he bargained for. If your unfamiliar with The Boosh you can see the scene I parodied on youtube under old gregg.

This is my 1st fic I've posted, and its... a little confusing but its ok i suppose. A mysterious man, a rather large hole in a field and what I hope is Hilarity for everyone! Reviews are magic. Please bestow them upon me.

They thought it was just a holiday in Wales, a peaceful few days for Noel and Julian at the Comedian Convention. And then they met Janet. The only problem? Janet's not exactly human. A Torchwood/Mighty Boosh RPF crossover. Jack/Ianto Noel/Julian

AU world called Enigami & crossovers, M/M, touch of het, language, some characters may be recognized as people but I omitted surnames to keep it fictional. Comedy with eventual angst. Angel runs an independent agency of miscreants with supernatural power.

When Naboo, Vince, and Howard from the Mighty Boosh wind up in Silent Hill, horror and drama are sure to come around the corner to eat them alive. Will Naboo ever find his stash? Teen for violence, drug usage, suggestive themes, and mild language

A sinister very bored force is controlling the inhabitants of the Nabootique like Sims! Will they be able to control themselves or will their free will be stolen forever?

The TARDIS is travelin', and mindin' it's own business, until it's mysteriously nudged by a mysterious thing into Dalston. But why? And the winner of the best summary ever goes to...