Totally Legit Pahkitew Island Episode 1:

Hey everyone, xmon here. Here is the sequel to Totally Legit Revenge of the Island I brought up in the authors notes at the end of that story. This time in Pahkitew Island. Revenge isn't required reading, but a few things from it will be used.

Also, to get this out of the way before starting, this is a parody, this is not meant to be serious and if you think this is a serious story that's on you. I have learnt by this point that Parody is a full on section on FF (Something I didn't know for some reason most of the time writing TLROTI) so it should be easier to realise. Whether this is a good parody or not is up to you.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy this fic!

"Lost sea son in Total Drma Rtremenge og th eyeland! Dawn 1 da seson! Now hear wii r on Pack a two oilond, and itz a robutt!"

"I'm here 2," Chef said. Dawn den teleporks inn and says.

"No… I shall host this season." With a snep of her fingers, Cgef dizapairs. Clisp nodz

"& Dawn ia hoztin!"

"Good," Dawn said. "Now let's meet the campers."

Dawn fliz upp 2 da blimp and shots a blazt of fire on2 eh blomp.

"The contestinants strt 2 fal, az Dawn flotd net 2 them.

"Beardo"

"Skibity bap mm dada!"

"Leonard."

"I'm magic."

"Amy,"

"I fucking h8 my twin

"Rodney,"

"Hello ladies."

"Samantha."

"Hi, I am mercilessly bullied by my twin sister… I hope you can all like me but if you don't… Then I really get it…"

Ella!

"Some-" the prinzest begins, b4 goin ofscren

Topher

"I wanp jog form host."

Dave

"I am… Completely normal… There's nothing to worry about with me…"

Scarlett

"The furst free prim numbers after 1000 r 1009, 1013 & 1019

Max

"Dis mone will go 2wardz my orphanage-berning megacorperatin.

"Jasmine,"

"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

Salt

"YEE HAW I'M FROM TEXAS!"

Shawn

"ZOINKS! ZOMBIES!"

And Sky

"I exi-"

"Okay that shod be every1 Criz sed.

The conteztons ll lnd in de grond. Dawn wavs er hand & brngs thm back 2 leyef.

"The teams are Team Bear and Team Fish because the writer is too lazy to put the whole name down for both." Dawn adds in.

"Shouldn't they be-," ky beglns b4 getting cutt of.

Rod knee then walkz ova and sez, "Heya girls." Sam y, El la and Scarlt all look him with hartz inn air yles.

Toe fur getz ot a Google Pixel 6 nd iPhone 2139 from fiture. "Hay Utube! Topher Vlogs at dis is lnd."

"Tim Fish iz A mii, same y, rod knee, sarclet, max, jazmin & tolepher." Cgrus z

"Fuck you," Am sz 2 Smmy.

"I'm sorry for anything I've done wrong everyone… My sister proves that I'm the worse person on planet earth and that I apologise for whatever I will inevitably do wrong…"

"Por u," Scarlet sez.

"And Team Fish is Sugar, Leonard, Beardo, Dave, Sky, Shawn and Ella." Dawn sed.

"YEE HW! GNNA RDE THE MECHNICL BUL! ALSO I FART AND HATE PEOPLE!" She then farts, "GRRR, I h8 U in pertaclr!" she pons Ela, who slmply smles,

"2days chlng is 2 bill a howse." Criz sd. Eye wil shot blsts frm da canin u.

"O no,"

"Try 2 knot bee uless," Amy sed 2 Same y

"I apologise Amy, I know I am the actual worst and I do understand that I will probably be the first one booted today, you don't have to say anything else about it, but if you do then that is completely understandable."

De tims thn rnn and grab stf, wth Macks grbing Lego.

"Hmm, gess I'l copyright styke you 4 legos usage.

"Actually," Scarlett said 2 Mox, "it is Lego, not Legos, that's like saiding Sheeps."

"In dat case. LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS LEGOS!" Carlet's I twtchs.

Evry1 dodgs the canins, tho Amee usis Same I az a humn sheld.

Stacigull tn flz overhed, as Dawn says, "Oh yeah, a few of the Revenge of the Island campers are here too… Have fun with that."

That duzzn't afoct anything tho, so hte tims bild howses

Tim Fish builds a lego howse. Wile Tim Bear billdz a compite mansion.

"I shold live thre," Toph er sad, "It'd doo wandors for my Yootoobe vews.

Max dn has a sudden death laser and shots the Lego house, drestoyng it.

"hahahahahaha iznt it EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL! 4 me to doo thit

Dawn watchis thi b4 ndding.

"Team Bear wins." Dawn nodz, b4 teleporting ayay.

Youre so use less Am y said 2 Sammy.

"I'm so sorry team, I hope you have it in your heart to forgive me for my horrid mistake today, I don't know how you could but I just want to make someone, somewhere happy with my very existence because I am very much disappointed in myself and want to be better.

Iz right," Rodknee said, "Wana go out wih me?

"Okay, yes I will… I don't know how anyone could love me with what I've just done but if you really do want to give a relationship with me a try then I guess I can go out with you for at least a little while."

The cmperz den go 2 eliminayon. Wih Dawn saiding, "If you do not get a marshmallow then you'll get shot out of the cannon we have here."

"Az shee dizorvz," Amee sid, glrng Sameee

"Mershmlos go 2 Rodley, Top per, Scarle, Mox and Jazmn

"YEAH MATE! AUSSIE AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! OI! OI! OI!"

"Looks like the Twins are the bottom two," Dawn comments, "It's a 6-1 vote, and one of you will be the first boot."

De fnl 1 saf iz," Clisp begnz.

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Samy.

"I can't believe you kept me safe. I mean, it's truly surprising because I thought you'd all think my sister is the superior human being and that I would not be worth it because I am awful. The fact that you think I was worth keeping her makes me feel happy," she len ztats 2 cri hape.

"WHT DA DUCK! Y KEP MY UZELESS SISTOR OVA MII!"

Yr sistor is FAR MORE E VIL DAN U!" Mlx yolz

"MAAAAATE EI JZT WNTED TO GO WIT DA UPSLDE DN CHOZE CAUSE I'M AUSTRALIAN," Jasmin said.

"FUCK YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!11!111!1!1" Am y sed b4 Dawn teleprtz her to th canon, lornchng hr awa y.

Cgris thn said, who wil goh nxt, who wl win, Flind ot nixt tim on TOTL! DROHMO! PACKET TWO ISLAND!

"BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME! I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!" Ella suddenly yellz owt, as she trows the confezionsl dor ohpen.

14th: Amy

Authors Note: Hope you're prepared… I don't know if I am