Warning: spoilers for the movie Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping and not so much as plot spoilers and more that it will slightly reveal the funniest bit in that entire movie. Reccomend you check it out.
Royal Woods as most of the Casagrande adults would once again be too busy to repeat the get together with the Loud family to watch Lincoln on Total Drama as they air live and the Loud parents wondered if they would get busy soon on afternoons. Still Lori and Bobby Santiago made sure to arrange their schedules to come to Royal Woods to watch the new season with the Louds with Ronnie Anne coming with them and then watch the recording with the Casagrandes when they would get together the next day.
Ronnie Anne was helping bring the snacks to the Loud House living room and could barely contain her laughter watching as Luan and Lynn Jr were placed on opposite sides of the couch with Lynn Jr still furious with Luan. "Now; don't go making any unintentional wagers and wtahc what you do Luan!" Rita told them sternly especially to Luan who shrank underneath her gaze; Ronnie and Bobby joined the Loud sibligns in being amused as Luan and Lynn Jr being treated like they were in their teens again and being warned to behave by their mother.
"Hope that we are not too late Louds!" said Luna coming through the door arriving with girlfriend Sam Sharp who had managed to schedule things so that she could come with Luna to watch with the Louds as this show was airing. Sam was happily greeted by everyone there as she and Luna were motioned for their seats.
"Not at all Sam; the new season hasn't started yet!" Rita assured her as Sam helped herself to some vegetarian snacks offered by Lynn Sr.
"Going to feel weird not watching with the familia but I have nothing against watching the in-laws! Rooting for Lincoln to win this time!" Bobby said with the Louds agreeing with him.
"Well I have both my best friends to root for and so I hope they can at least make it to the final 2 or one of them and Gwen." Ronnie Anne told her big brother with Lucy nodding along with her as the biggest Gwen fans there.
"Well I am hoping that it's Lincoln and Dawnl hope Lincoln can introduce her to me somehow." Sam said with Leni & Lily squealed in excitement as they nodded their heads.
Soon they got ready and the debut episode of the new season began.
Clips of the Total Drama Island finale were shown as Chris narrated "Last season on Total Drama Island... Zoey & Ezekiel battled it out for what they believed to be a hundred thousand dollars with Lincoln, DJ, Lightning, Courtney, Gwen & Dawn volunteering as helpers for the finalists. In the end homeschool farm boy Ezekiel shocked the reality TV world in the ultimate underdog story where he not only dodn't get kicked out first but ended up winning one million big ones! Now the 2 finalists and their 6 helpers have been given the chance to win another million dollars and they will be joined by 8 more fresh meat!"
"It doesn't matter how much time has passed; I still can't get over that HE won!" muttered Ronnie Anne with everyone nodding as Lynn Jr just sighed irritated.
"I had to pick up my jaw from the floor along with the others when we saw him declared the winner..." Sam admitted and they could believe it.
"I know that I will never get over it..." humphed Lola with her arms folded.
"Well he has our Lincoln to thank for getting him there!" Lynn Sr brought up and that was a good point; his guidance really helped him.
Chris then was shown on the film lot in his cast and said "They will be reporting to this old film lot for a new set of challenges, 6 weeks and 16 castmates: one heck of a lot of cash! Welcome to... Total... Drama... Action!"
"Should be easier for Lincoln considering all the movies that he had seen and we all watched together as friends; with his group and mine and his all together." Ronnie Anne pointed out and they nodded at that.
"This would have been perfect for a future worldwide famous star such as myself..." Lola muttered with some of her sisters rolling their eyes.
The Total Drama theme song was playing over a tour of the film lot with the names and pictures of the castmates coming up.
They joined along in singing with Ronnie Anne's eyes perking up when she saw Sid.
Chris was by the film lot entrance smiling as the bus turned up and the 8 returning cast members got out; "Here comes our returning Island cast members: lover boy nerd Lincoln, hippie animal lover Dawn, frowning goth Gwen, over competitive CIT Courtney, giant nice guy DJ, ex-commando hipster Zoey and star athlete Lightning!" Chris introduced them as they came over and saw that they were in front of an abandoned studio lot.
They smiled at this; happy with the choices of returning contestants.
"Welcome to Total Drama Action and we have one more Season 1 cast member to introduce... The unexpected underdog homeschooled Champion... EZEKIEL!" Chris then said. Then they held their ears as booming from nearby speakers was I'm So Humble by the Lonely Island and then a limo pulled up and out came Ezekiel wearing sunglasses, a gold chain with his name and a fancy jacket.
Their eyes widened as they took this in; "Such an extravagant entrance... Wasted on him..." Lori muttered as some started giggling.
"Agreed and those stupid lyrics..." Lola shook her head as Sam was in thought.
"Like it and I recognise it from somewhere... Oh yeah Popstar and that one we watched together Luna with him trying that magic trick and..." Sam brought up after recognising it and Luna thought about it and nodded.
"Oh yeah; where he ended up naked and with his... You know tucked in..." Luna remembered as she and Sam stared nervously at the shocked looks.
Ronnie Anne kept groaning as soon as she recognised the song; "Lincoln was super obsessed with that stupid movie along with Clyde last year after they saw it on TV. Kept singing the songs and going on about how they were Style Boys for life. I have that stupid Incredible Thoughts song permanently stuck in my head thanks to them!" groaned Ronnie Anne with the Loud siblings living at the house and the Loud parents nodding at this.
"How am I only just now learning about this? We could have helped them with the music!" Luna said with eyes widened with Sam eagerly nodding and groans at this as this was precisely why they were in no hurry to tell Luna about it.
"Yo-yo-yo my peeps! The Zeke man is in the house and here to kick butt again and chew chocolate and I am all out of butt... Wait..." Ezekiel said as they took this in.
"It's bad enough that the glory has clearly gone to his head but he is still an idiot..." Lori sighed with others nodding.
"Agreed..." Lynn Jr nodded.
"I don't think Lynn, Lori or Lola should be saying anything as they would be acting not too different if they won something like this. I remember how you always acted after winning a pageant." Lana told her them and they glared at her and while the Loud parents looked at Lana chidingly; no one was really making an effort to dispute what she said causing the three to humph with Bobby soothing his wife.
"Glad to see that the fame hasn't gotten to his head..." Gwen muttered sarcastically with her arms folded.
"Still my fave Gwen until Sid comes along at least!" laughed Ronnie Anne.
"Take a good look at who won everyone..." Courtney muttered shaking her head as Lincoln went up to him with a smile and they had a high five.
Laughs at this and at Courtney pointing it out.
"Kind of dig the look Ezekiel and the song... I really liked the movie Popstar." Lincoln told him.
"Really Lincoln; would never have been able to tell considering how you and Clyde acted..." muttered Lola shaking her head along with the younger Loud siblings except for Lily.
"I liked their singing..." muttered Lily.
"I am not so much a superstar that I won't forget my friends!" Ezekiel said as he joined everyone along with Lincoln as they then began laughing while taking amusement of Ezekiel's new look and attitude.
"Well I feel much better about Lincoln befriending him than I did when we watched the first episode of the last season." Luan said with nods at this.
"Now here are the rides with the 2nd half of this season's cast!" Chris said as 8 taxis arrived.
They got ready to see who were the newbies joining them and Ronnie Anne anxious to see Sid.
Out from one of them was Topher looking excited and he got to Chris; "Chris man! I am so stoked and excited to be here with you; I have been following your work and career ever since I could remember and your work on the show... I have been so inspired and I even named my new cat after Chef!" Topher excitedly embraced him only for Chris to push him off.
"Wow... Someone looked at Chris and became obsessed with him..." muttered Bobby as they shook their heads.
"Get off... Ow! Watch the cast; the doctors said I need another week to take it easy..." Chris complained as Topher then joined the others.
"You think that cast has something to do with how the last season ended with him and Chef thrown into the water and chased by sharks?" Sam asked as they grinned at the memory and thought that it was probably true.
"So we got a teacher's pet for the host..." Gwen whispered and they giggled.
"They say never meet your heroes and I think this show might do that to Topher." Lynn Jr said and that was a good point.
"Here comes Bridgette!" Chris then introduced the next one and out came Bridgette smiling and waving to everyone and Ezekiel's eyes were awestruck but he put on a confident pose.
"Is he crushing on this girl... This should be good..." laughed Luan and they thought that this might be amusing.
"I can't believe that I am here and meeting all of you... Super big fan of Island and being here meeting all of you cool people... I hope we can be friends!" Bridgette said going to the group with a smile and putting up a high five motion and everyone joined in.
"I hope so too Bridgette; I remember going into the last season and hoping to make friends and I succeeded. More the merrier." Zoey smiled as Dawn came up to Zoey.
"She is super nice and I can see her being friends with Linky and the others..." squealed Leni and they thought that it was quite likely.
"How close you are to your mother and how she helped you develop your love of surfing and how close you are to the sea life while surfing; I am glad to have another vegetarian on the show." Dawn greeted her and Bridgette was in awe as the others looked on amused.
They were amused at seeing Bridgette's reaction but Sam beamed up; "I love Bridgette already!" cheered Sam.
"So a surfer then..." Lynn Sr asked and they wondered how well she would do.
"To experience Dawn's aura reading..." Bridgette muttered excitedly. "Chris sorry but... The hotel didn't exactly have a lot of free stuff so can I ask if there is any breakfast..." Bridgette asked as the others sighed shaking their heads.
"You have a lot to learn; you are better off just not eating than waiting for whatever Chef cooks up..." Gwen muttered on for a certain robot familiar to Lincoln come up to everyone with plates of sandwiches and they took as Lincoln blinked.
They were laughing at Chris's comment but Ronnie Anne upon seeing breakfast Boy started cheering.
"Sid! you were warned to keep your robot under control!" warned Chris as Chef came to take it away and then from a taxi was Sid as Lincoln was open mouthed.
Ronnie Anne was cheering and they were laughing at Lincoln's reaction to seeing Sid.
"You better not harm Breakfast Bot..." Sid complained but then faced Lincoln and waved to him. "Hey Lincoln; guess who is joining you in this new season? I was so into watching the show when they put in auditions for this season's US spot then I couldn't help but put in an audition and 2nd times the charm this time!" Sid greeted Lincoln.
"You know this girl?" Lightning asked Lincoln and he nodded.
"Sid is the other best friend of Ronnie Anne if you remember me bringing her up; nice to have someone familiar join the show Sid." Lincoln explained and smiled to Sid and she smiled back.
They smiled at this and Ronnie Anne was definitely looking forward to Lincoln's reaction.
"Well she better beware of the dream team of us and our unshakable bond!" Ezekiel bragged making a confident pose as the others just stared at but Bridgette giggled at.
"Somehow he seems lamer and weirder in person..." Sid muttered and then faced Lincoln. "I was weirded out to see that you actually befriended him and to everyone... You lost to him?" Sid brought up and they all sighed.
They laughed and Ronnie Anne said "I was imagining how seeing Homeschool in person would be like and I can get Sid's reaction."
"Believe me Sid; I don't understand how he won either... Though if I wasn't unfairly voted out then I bet I would have won..." Courtney muttered and shot a glare to a nervous DJ.
"She sure can hold a grudge..." Rita remarked as Lori looked to her mother.
"Can you blame her considering how she was eliminated Mum?" Lori asked and no one could.
"Wow... Courtney is a little scarier in person..." Bridgette whispered.
"Next up is Brady!" Chris said and everyone watched as Brady came smiling to everyone and Sid's jaw was wide open.
The younger ones were open mouthed stunned and Ronnie Anne herself was taken in as well.
"Glad to have the time to be here from my modelling to my rescue activities and I want to dedicate my performance in this show to my beloved girlfriend Beth!" Brady said flashing a smile and Sid looked disappointed when he mentioned a girlfriend.
"So he is taken..." Lola groaned along with the other younger ones.
"Wait... Is he a replacement Justin?" Lynn Sr ended up asking and they were reminded of him.
"Did they intentionally pick someone to replace Justin?" Lincoln questioned and the others shrugged their shoulders as it was a good point as Brady joined everyone.
Laughs at this and Lynn Sr said "great minds think alike son!"
"Now Leonard." Chris said as Leon came out of a taxi in his robe and everyone's eyes widened at him.
"Now we are just getting into the weirdos..." muttered Ronnie Anne as they were taken aback by this.
"Hey... Not too different when me and the others dress up to play Orcs, Horks, Wizards & Pork!" stated Lynn Sr indiginiantly as no one responded to him.
"Greetings fellow competitors as I have come here on my chariot and I am determined to use my experience in quests and my book filled of magic spells to win this tournament!" Leonard greeted as he joined everyone.
"Wow. A weirdo LARPer; just what this show needed..." muttered Gwen shaking her head and Lincoln looked weirded out as well.
"Please let him be the first one out..." pleaded Ronnie Anne and silently others as well.
"Now here comes Max!" Chris said as Max came out of his taxi and then roared out a maniacal laughter and came over.
"Today I conquer this show and soon the world using the million dollar prize money!" Ma screamed out as they sighed.
"An evil villain wannabe..." muttered Courtney.
"Another weirdo and unless he is like Lisa smart; I don't see him accomplishing anything of the sort..." Luna said and they thought that the newcomers for the msot part were weirder than the last season's cast.
"Come on... Ezekiel turned out to be better than first glance..." Zoey pointed out to reassure them as Lincoln was wondering if he was anything like Lisa.
They did relent on Zoey's point.
"Now Mary Kate!" Chris said as said girl came out.
"Thanks Chris but it's MK and I want to let everyone know that I am here to win!" MJ said going to join everyone.
"You are welcome to try; MK is it?" Courtney replied with hetr arms folded looking confident but MK smirked at her.
"Thanks Ms CIT." MK retorted as the last taxi opened up to reveal an obtuse woman in a uniform.
"Not sure about MJ so far; is she going to be like Courtney?" asked Lori and they didn't know as well.
"Here comes MacArthur; the final new contestant's parole officer." Chris said as their eyes widened.
"PAROLE OFFICER?" shouted everyone at once and in shock as this was frightening.
"So is he like a brutish thug..." Lola asked and they were dreading this.
"Parole officer..." the group whispered in fear and MacArthur dragged out Lauren smiling as he was in handcuffs and MacArthur then uncuffed her.
"Here you go Lauren; until this stupid show ends you will be Chris's problem now! I aim to enjoy this new vacation and spend some time with my gal pal Sanders!" MacArthur said as Lauren went to the group and gave a terrifying smile.
They silently gulped and looked towards Lucy who was nervous; "Well... I like her look but... That smile..." gulped Lucy and not even Lucy the big goth had a full opinion on Lauren yet.
"I am so glad to be here and I can't wait to make friends and hear all of them scream!" Lauren said as they gulped but Dawn came up to shake her hands with a smile and Lauren took it it but Dawn gasped out loud and came running to Lincoln as he held her.
"Dawn... Are you alright.." Lincoln asked concerned as Dawn looked terrified.
"Her aura... It was the most terrifying thing I have ever seen..." Dawn almost cried out as they took this in.
They were silent in fear at the implications of it; "Okay Lauren terrifies me..." muttered Lucy and the fact that it was LUCY who said that was all that needed to be said.
"Is it too late to back out?" Bridgette muttered and Chris laughed as he nodded.
"Welcome to Total Drama Action! First things first is getting a tour of the location for the season by the last of our interns who are still in good shape. Sammy if you will..." Chris said as soon came a cart driven by a blonde teenage girl in a cheerleader's uniform with a jacket as everyone came in.
"Oh; a cheerleader intern?" Lola asked wondering how does one intern for this show.
"Didn't Chris say at the sleep in the forest challenge last season that they lost interns?" Leni asked and their eyes widened at Leni's reminder.
The wild west set was shown as the cart was driving past; "welcome 16 contestants to the show as you will be competing at this abandoned film lot for the next 6 weeks. You will be competing in challenges themed after a movie genre and some rewards will be up for grabs!" Sammy explained as they took this in and became excited especially Lincoln.
"I love watching movies and especially if I can expect less insect bites..." Lincoln cheered.
They were excited for Lincoln's chances there and the movie challenges should be cool.
"Like last season you will be split into 2 teams and each losing team will have to vote off a member and this will go on until the merger at halfway. Last one in the game will be going home with a million dollars." Sammy said as they became excited at the reminder of the prize.
"Reminder who won the last million! Ezekiel bragged and most rolled their eyes but Bridgette looked amused.
"He better not win this time..." swore Lynn Jr.
"Lincoln better bring home the million this time..." Lola muttered.
"This time the eliminated losers will take the Walk of Shame to the Lame-O-Sine." Sammy said as they passed the red carpet with the Walk of Shame and the Lame-O-Sine.
"Vanzilla looks to be in much better shape than that..." Lincoln muttered as they coughed at the smoke that the Lame-O-Sine was putting off..
"Hey son!" complained Lynn Sr and everyone shook their heads at the state of that thing.
"Instead of the outhouse; the confessionals will be held in the make up confessional!" Sammy explained as they passed the make up confessional.
Lori, Leni & Lola were excited about that. "Better than doing it in an outhouse is all that I am saying..." Ronnie Anne said.
"You mean that I can put down my thoughts without dealing with those pesky flies? I am going to like this season better..." Courtney grinned in the confessional.
They nodded and thought that it was definitely an improvement.
"I am in the confessional; not much for make up but this is going to be fun! I was a big fan of the first season!" Bridgette smiled.
"Hope the challenges don't spoil the experience for you Bridgette!" Leni said with Sam nodding smiling.
"On the left is the tent catered by Chef..." Sammy explained as they came across the tent and there was groans from the original season cast as they watched Chef chase a racoon out of the tent and this scared Brittney causing Courtney to hold her closer.
"Just noticed but she kept that dirty thing..." Lola asked but Sam and Lana looked her way.
"Come on Lola; raccoons are great!" Lana told her but Lola shook her head.
"Trust us newbies; the food is much worst than it looked on TV..." Gwen warned the new cast as they blinked.
"Wish I can get Breakfast Bot back..." muttered Sid.
"Definitely... Lynn Sr said remembering the horror that was the look of Chef's meals in the last season.
Then they came across the award ceremony area; "This is where the award ceremony area where the losing team will all but one get a Gilded Chris Award!" Sammy explained.
"Wow... What an award..." laughed Luan and the others.
"The Gilded Chris? What a narcissist!" laughed Gwen in the confessional. "Don't get me wrong; I still want one." Gwen finished.
They somehow couldn't blame her.
"I always wondered what it would like to win a trophy award..." Lincoln muttered in the confessional.
The Loud siblings became tense as they remembered about how down Lincoln had been when he was younger about not having a trophy and the crossing the line methods to get one.
Sammy then drove them to a set with lots of buildings; "Here comes your first challenge contestants... The monster movie!" Chris laughed as he was there to greet them.
"Somehow we should have seen this coming..." groaned Bobby and that wasn't a good sign.
They gulped except for Lauren who had a huge grin on her face but Lincoln spoke up optimistically saying "Not like they have an actual monster and besides ever since I turned 13; I have been watching a lot of monster movies on TV. Our best bet is to wait for another monster to take it down or wait for the military to do it and just get out of the way..."
"He definitely handles scarier movies better now..." admitted Rita and her husband nodded at her.
They then felt the ground pounding and the sound of electronics with DJ screaming and fainted right out of his seat. "Down for the count already..." laughed Chris as he helped him out and motioned for them to get out.
"I don't fancy DJ's chances now..." Luna said and no one disagreed with her.
"Plus I love your optimism Lincoln and I will be glad to crush it..." Chris remarked with an evil grin on his face that made Lincoln and others wince.
"Same old Chris..." sighed Gwen with her arms folded.
"Lisa; do you know if Lincoln's new contract said anything about being required if this show wants him another season..." Rita pleaded with her second youngest and there were groans as Lisa refusing to look at her mother said it all.
"My hate for him is almost as Lindsay point..." muttered Lori and others nodded.
"Such evil I sense..." giggled Lauren causing the others to step out of the cart and away from Lauren.
More gulping at Lori.
"Chef will be in control of our star monster animatronic." Chris explained as it showed Chef in the tent in a motion capture suit in front of cameras.
"Might as well give him the controls to explosives underneath them all..." groaned Sam as they shook their heads.
"Such an awesome start to this show and that's why you are a great host!" Topher remarked to Chris in awe causing others to roll their eyes.
"How Topher; I already hate you and the first challenge hasn't even started yet..." Ronnie Anne said shaking her head.
"Just a robot... Cool; I deal with robots a lot anyway and can even build my own." Sid said optimistically as well.
They nodded at that and thought that if only Lisa was there to help them as well.
"If I could learn how to harness the power of the giant robot monster; then I could be on my way to enslaving the human race..." Max said and started laughing maniacally as they looked down at them.
They were amused at Max more than anything.
"Sammy; you intern here?" Gwen asked Sammy going to the driver's seat of the cart and looked sorry for the girl and Sammy sighed as she nodded.
"Had to help test out all the challenges and... I really genuinely mean it when I say good luck." Sammy said as they didn't think that it was a good sign.
"Thanks..." the Loud siblings muttered scared.
"I will give interning under Chris at the show this: still a better experience than dealing with my sister Amy." Sammy admitted in the confessional.
"Less we know about Amy the better then..." said Rita as they took this in.
"Now your first challenge is to to go from here and to the other side of the set with the trailers avoiding the giant monster animatronic. You will have to work together in your teams and here are your teams for this season so if I call your name then go to the left." Chris told them as they got ready. "Lincoln, Dawn, Courtney, DJ, Sid, MK, Brady & Leonard; you shall be known as the Killer Grips!" said Chris tossing them a flag with a red fist as Lincoln and Courtney helped DJ up.
"Linky is on Dawn's team this time!" squealed Leni as Lily and Sam were happy as well.
"But they got the weirdo wizard as well..." Ronnie Anne groaned.
"Would you rather if he was on the team with the scary girl on it..." Bobby asked his little sister and she blinked and shook her head.
"Looks like I get to spend this season with my boyfriend on my team this time!" squealed Dawn excitedly as Lincoln then embraced her.
Smiles at them being happy for the two of them.
"Happy as well and how about you Gwen?" Lincoln asked and looked around to Gwen.
"I will be fine as long as you don't go crazy and start losing your challenges on purpose just for me." Gwen replied and Lincoln shook his head and was scared to be met with a glare from Courtney as if warning him to try that.
"Can you imagine if someone was like that..." laughed Lynn Jr and hte others did as well.
"At least Lincoln's girlfriends are not letting the competition get between their relationship." smiled Rita and then the others.
"Yes! We get to be on the same team Lincoln!" Sid excitedly told Lincoln as she jumped and shared a high five with Sid.
"Oh yeah; my two best friends on the same team... Sorry Gwen but go Grips!" Ronnie Anne cheered.
"Killer Grips; better than being known as the Hamsters and being on the same team as Lincoln again who helped us win challenges before and Dawn who was one of the strongest opponents on the Beavers last challenge. Plus Lincoln and I worked so well on the Ridiculous Race challenge so I feel pretty confident on this season." smirked Courtney in the confessional.
"Well he is with her again..." Lori said and they wondered how competitive Courtney would get this time.
"Wait... Link and I are on... Not the same team..." Ezekiel asked in realisation as Gwen shook her head.
"Brilliant deduction Sherlock; I can totally see why you won last season." MK said sarcastically with her arms folded.
They laughed and wondered how well Ezekiel would do wihtout Lincoln on his team,
"Don't worry Ezekiel; you will be fine and we can still be friends..." Lincoln assured him and Ezekiel looked more relieved.
Still kind of mixed about this; they were.
"So the rest; Gwen, Ezekiel, Lightning, Zoey, Lauren, Bridgette, Topher & Max: you shall be the Screaming Gaffers!" Chris said tossing them a flag with a green lightbulb.
"As long as this team plays better than Lightning's last one." Lightning remarked with his arms folded.
"Oh yeah; the Beavers kept losing..." Lynn Jr remembered.
"On the opposing team as my best friend but nothing can come between us. Friendly competitors; right?" Zoey asked going to Dawn and they shared a happy embrace.
Leni was leading the cheers about this and they smiled after all the worry of Zoey's disappearance and her transformation into commando.
"Looks like I get to be on the team as the reigning Champion!" Bridgette smiled looking at Ezekiel who gave her a look.
"Yeah; the idiot is so crushing..." Lori said as some were feeling sorry for Bridgette; especially Ronnie Anne.
"How about you Lauren?" Bridgette asked Lauren looking her way as she gave her freaky smile causing them to be tense.
"I hope we could be great friends as my best friend is still in juvenile; the judge denied Izzy parole and that made me sad." Lauren said as they just stared at her.
They were just tense.
"Now... Action... As in go!" Chris said as he jumped onto the cart and had Sammy drive off; they heard the footsteps and roar of the giant animatronic and both teams ran screaming away in two directions.
They began cheering for the Grips.
The Killer Grips were together and hid as the foot of the animatronic was coming their direction; "Okay as one of the experienced veterans on this team; I should conduct this meeting..." Courtney said clapping Brittney in her arms as DJ started screaming at the sound of a roar and Dawn began soothing his back to calm him down.
"Oh yeah; totally builds confidence in the veterans of this team..." MK remarked sarcastically as she got looks. "Plus why should you be in charge Ms CIT? I watched the last season and when exactly did anyone listen to you when you try and act as leader?" MK asked as Courtney glared at her.
They laughed at this; "Should be interesting to see how the newcomers interact with those they saw on the TV!" Bobby pointed out and he had a good point.
"You think that you should be the leader then?" Courtney demanded as Lincoln and Dawn helped bring them apart before they could escalate.
"Let's just focus on working together and get to safety; Try and stay away from the monster. Listen out and feel the vibration. Stick together as in any sort of monster movie; going apart is just a recipe for trouble." Lincoln then told them thinking of his monster movie knowledge.
"Good advice bro!" cheered Luna and the others.
"Good thinking Lincoln; I wish I could help more but alas my affinity for nature and animals doesn't' extend to giant robots..." Dawn said and then sighed as Sid and Lincoln put their hands on the shoulder.
They thought that it was too bad.
"Don't worry Dawn as I have that covered; robots are a specialty of mine!" Sid assured her and they felt better.
"How about you Leonard..." DJ asked but blinked as they realised that he wasn't there but their eyes widened as they saw Leonard out in the open with his arms extended and a staff in his hands.
"What is he doing?" asked Luan as they eyes widened.
"Alakazam-Alaka-Slay this ferocious beast!" Leonard said out loud as his team came and dragged him away.
They just stared in silent shock; "Wow..." Lola muttered.
"Are you completely out of your mind? What were you thinking?" Courtney demanded as she got in Leonard's face.
"My apologies fair maiden for it's been so long since I have tackled a beast this large so my magic for dealing with such a creature is a little rusty." Leonard said as they glanced at him.
"He is not serious... Please; tell me that he is just joking around..." Luan begged as they took this in.
"It's official... He is a bigger idiot than Ezekiel and damn him for making me admit that!" muttered Ronnie Anne shaking her head.
"Dawn... Please tell me that he understands that magic and sorcery is just fiction... Right..." DJ asked and Dawn just stared at Leonard as they took this in.
Groans at this.
"Great stuck with him; just like this cousin I have who visited this loch in Scotland swore that they had a real dragon..." sighed MK as Lincoln looked nervous at that.
"Oh yeah! Loch Loud and Lela!" smiled Lynn Sr and they smiled at the memory.
"Isn't this where I thought Lori was breaking up with me and I made it there only to find out you all had left?" Bobby asked as Lori soothed him.
"I still find it hard to believe that you all saw ghosts and a dragon chose Lincoln to be like royalty there..." Ronnie Anne said with Sam nodding but the Louds just smiled.
"We really should think about making another trip there..." Rita said with her husband and daughters nodding.
"Well if my dear Beth was in danger of being crushed by a monster; no matter the size I would brave it all to save her!" Brady said looking determined as they then continued to run and hide.
"Finding someone like this is kind of relationship goals..." Lynn Jr said with Lori looking towards Bobby and then Luna towards Sam and then nods from them about the unspoken question.
"Uh... Something tells me that this is going to be a long season if Leonard stays on..." sighed Lincoln in the confessional.
"No kidding Lame-O; you didn't listen to me about dumping Ezekiel but please do so in Leonard..." pleaded Ronnie Anne.
The Screaming Gaffers were together; "So; anyone with ideas on how not to be crushed by the giant foot controlled by the worst chef imaginable then I am all ears." Gwen told them as they thought about this.
They hoped that they would.
"I can imagine if Zoey could go commando then she could easily one shot the monster!" Bridgette as Zoey blinked and looked flattered. "Don't be modest Zoey; a lot of people I know back home could only take about you for weeks and how you were like the ultimate badass!" Bridgette told Zoey as she was red in the face.
"Wow... Zoey dealing with her new reputation..." laughed Ronnie Anne and then the others joined in.
"Don't know if I ever have it in me to be like that again honestly especially as I was scaring my friends..." Zoey sighed in the confessional.
They sighed at that.
"Well if Zoey wants to confront the robot monster then I will be there with her!" Ezekiel managed to say as Bridgette looked his way.
"How brave of you Zeke." Bridgette told Ezekiel as his eyes were in awe at the praise.
"Does anyone think that he could have a chance with her..." Lily asked as they blinked.
"I want to say no but considering that I never would have expected that he won last season..." Lori muttered as they became silent.
"Lightning could outrun any giant robot monster!" Lightning bragged kissing his biceps as Gwen sighed.
"Are we doing this again?" groaned Lynn Jr at the looks she was getting as if to say she would be acting like this.
"Uh... I just remembered the last time I was on a team with you on that Race and this is going to be a long season..." Gwen groaned.
They nodded at that memory.
"You know; I was just looking around to see if Chris was nearby but I noticed... Where are the little mad scientist and the scary girl?" Topher asked and they blinked as they realised that Max & Lauren were not there.
"She is on her own... I am terrified..." muttered Rita as they became tense.
"Once I subdue Chef then I shall assume control of the giant monster." Max said looking from the outside of the tent where Chef was and was about to tackle Chef when Lauren jumped in and got a hold of around his neck and was covering his eyes. Chef was running and moving about protesting that Lauren get off him while she was laughing.
"I don't wanna watch..." Lucy cried as they were about to cover their eyes.
The animatronic monster was moving as Chef did and ended up falling over and a split screen of the two teams running and ducking for cover with the teams hugging eachother protectively out of fear and Courtney was seen holding Brittney especially close to her.
They gulped and screamed at this carnage; "She caused all this with so little... Usually it takes us a while to build up something like this damage..." Leni said and the Loud parents shook their heads at her words but they were in negative awe at the damage and pleaded that no one was hurt.
Soon the set was on fire and both teams were together freaked out and were joined by Max and Lauren dragged by a furious Chef. "That was so much fun!" giggled Lauren as they all glared at her.
They did the same but at least no one was hurt.
"Wait... You got parole and your friend Izzy didn't? I never want to meet Izzy..." Gwen muttered and soon there was Chris on the cart driven by Sammy who was laughing maniacally.
"That's a good point... Please don't ever let me meet Izzy..." Bobby said and they were all silently praying.
"The carnage... The action... The effect... The excitement... That is how you open up a season!" laughed Chris as he jumped off and he got glares in return.
They glared at this; "Well they certainly topped the huge dive from the first episode of last season... Not in a good way but they topped it..." Sam brought up.
"You know the idea was that no one was getting eliminated today and I figured that's enough excitement for one episode so I am scrapping the second part of the challenge so Sammy will take you to your trailers. Grips on the left and Gaffers on the right." Chris explained as they slowly forced themselves to get on the cart.
"Shame... Because I know who I want to vote off..." Gwen snarked looking towards Lauren who was nonchalant about what had happened.
Nods at this.
"Ditto for our team..." MK said as the Grips looked towards Leonard.
And this.
Sammy coughed in the confessional and explained "I thought that everyone deserved a rest but Chris insisted that everyone give their final thoughts in the confessional to round out the episode."
They listened intently to hear what they have to say.
Dawn was sitting in the lotus position in the confessional and said "A new season and new chance to make new friends while spending time with my current friends including my boyfriend." Dawn smiled at the reminder of Lincoln and said "plus if I do end up winning then I could donate the million dollars to good causes."
"This is why Dawn is best girl in the show!" cheered Leni and Sam with Lily smiling as well; the others thought that Dawn definitely was a good person and luck for Lincoln to win her heart.
"Okay I survived the Island and whatever that was... I am sure that I can take whatever Chris has next..." Gwen said in between breaths in the confessional.
"Hope you are right..." Ronnie Anne said.
"That was intense and so much fun; I am going to love being on the show!" Sid beamed in the confessional.
"I really should have fought more to convince Sid not to audition for this show..." muttered Ronnie Anne with her face in her hands as the others just stared at Sid's reaction.
"That was terrifying but... I am here and better do my best to make my team and my Momma proud..." DJ muttered.
"Hope the show doesn't kill you DJ..." Lynn Sr said.
"That was the most fun that I have ever had and it's only going to get better; only regret so far is that I didn't get to hear my new friends screamed!" giggled Lauren in the confessional.
"What stupid judge or whatever granted her parole..." ranted Sam as they were now terrified of this girl in this show.
"That was a lot but I get to meet a lot of cool people and is there going to be a surf movie challenge?" Bridgette asked in the confessional.
Something to wonder about future episodes.
"Going to need all of my brains to survive this bizarre insane show..." MK muttered in the confessional.
"I would normally agree but I admit that even with my IQ; I would have struggled to try and survive this episode..." Lisa admitted.
"My quest for the Million Dollar chest has begun and I hope that my magic skills will work better for the coming encounters." Leonard said in the confessional.
"Just stop talking..." pleaded Ronnie Anne as there were groans with even Lynn Sr put off by him.
"Well... I did win last season and my best bud Lincoln is an enemy this time but... I feel good..." Ezekiel said in the confessional.
They just gave a thumbs up for Ezekiel there.
"My performance in this competition is for you Beth!" Brady said in the confessional.
"Literally every time he has opened his mouth; he brought up that girlfriend of his. Have you ever met someone so obsessed with their relationship..." Lori asked and she got looks from her sisters. "What are you all looking at?" demanded Lori as they silently turned their heads back to the TV screen.
"I am here to watch and learn from the great Chris... Perhaps I will have my chance to become the new Chris!" Topher smirked in the confessional.
They just shook their heads at him.
"World domination; here I come!" Max said in the confessional.
Facepalms at this due to their moods.
"Lightning is not going to lose this time and I am going to make sure that my team wins challenges!" Lightning said determined in the confessional with his arms folded.
Lynn Jr just gave a nod at this.
"That was intense... But I should be good as I have seen a lot of movies and I did come in second last season..." Zoey said optimistically in the confessional.
Well she has that experience they thought.
"I have seen a lot of movies and I did survive until the second last episode last season and... Sorry I am still a bit overwhelmed by what happened today..." Lincoln sighed in the confessional.
"No one blames you Lincoln..." Lily said.
"I was voted off last season under no fault of my own and I am risking nothing to win this season! Perhaps I could think of my lone teammate who has been in all of my teams so far as a potential alliance partner..." Courtney said looking serious in the confessional with her arms folded.
They blinked at Courtney clearly up to something; "So...Besides Lauren... Interesting people joining them and the movie challenges should spice up the show..." Lynn Sr said and they sighed.
"A lot of weirdos though..." Ronnie Anne said.
"There is Bridgette and I like her..." Sam said as she groaned; "I think that I just need time to relax after what I had just seen..." Sam said leaning back and nods of agreement.
"Lincoln on this show and with her... This show is going to kill me with a heart attack, isn't it?" Rita sighed as they just relaxed as best as they could.