The Lost Boys Vampire Bart makes a new friend, a young vampire called Ace and together with Bart's vampire bitten friends they cause trouble around Springfield. A reference to the film The Lost Boys.
PlotVampire Bart wakes up one night and is about to bite Oscar, but he shoves garlic in his mouth.
"Ptooie! Bleh!" Vampire Bart spat out the bulb of garlic.
Vampire Bart looks like himself except he has sickly pale skin and fangs. The Vampire Simpsons have breakfast (glasses of blood. As everyone eats breakfast Bart floats about with sunglasses on. As if that's gonna stop the sunlight turning him into dust.
"Good morning everyone." He groans.
"See Dad? Bart's become a horrible undead fiend!" Lisa explained.
"He's just going through changes." said Homer.
"Hello everyone... I apologise for my shabby hair this morning but the mirror isn't working properly..." said Bart.
"Bart, vampires don't have reflections." said Oscar.
The dog growled, the cat hissed and Maggie hissed too at Bart.
"See Dad? Cats and dogs can detect evil..." said Lisa.
"How do you explain Maggie's reaction then?" Homer asked.
"I dunno." said Lisa.
They then go out to feed and scare people. Despite it being day time! Maybe they're day walkers...
While graffiting, Bart encounters a blond haired boy wearing a helicopter beanie. (He looks like the posh kid who ate Bart's chewed up carrot cake.) The boy has pale skin and fangs.
"Who are you?" Bart asks rudely.
"Ace." Ace replies. He has a skateboard. "Want to cause trouble?"
"Cool!" Bart replies eagerly. There is a montage of them causing trouble.
Ie ignoring the no loitering sign outside the gym and eating ice cream to tease the fat people inside exercising.
And toilet papering the statue of Jebediah.
And they spent all night drinking blood!
Outside the theatre they're drinking their free sodas that they got because the staff at the movie theatre are scared of them.
Suddenly Hugh Jackman's Van Helsing appears and tries to shoot them with his crossbow with holy water blessed bolts.
"Ay carumba!" Bart and Ace fly home to escape him.
...
As the sun rises Bart goes to bed. However Oscar starts poking his nose.
"Beep!" said Oscar prodding his nose.
"Oscar quit it!" Bart whines.
Later as Marge feared Bart went from just being a naughty little vampire biting everyone to smoking. He was smoking a cigar.
Marge gasped in horror.
Bart invites Ace round.
"We already know each other. I'm in the same class as Ace." said Oscar.
"Hi Oz..." said Ace.
Grampa Simpson offended him holding a hammer and stake.
"I Will Know Your Blood, Slayer. I Will Make Your Neck My Chalice, And I Will Drink Deep." Ace snarled as his fangs extended for feeding.
"I don't think you boys should be friends with a vampire..." said Marge.
...
The next night Day walkers move into Springfield.
"Ay carumba! Sparkly fairy vampires!" Bart and Ace yell.
"They're also encouraging a vampire clique among the human kids at school..." Oscar groans, mentioning human kids pretending they're vampires.
"Ugh!" Ace facepalms and lecturers the vampire kids. "You're not real vampires... vampirism is irreversible once your bitten you stay a vampire forever! Or until you get staked! And you're permanently thirsty for blood, it's not a nice feeling especially when you have to bite the nearest person, that can sometimes be a family member! Do you all really want to be vampires still...?"
"Yes..." the vampire kids replied. Ace rolls his eyes then lunges at them hissing and baring his fangs.
"Ugh! You can't own vampirism, dude..." said Mike "The vampire" Makowski from South Park. He had black and green hair.
"Did he just say his name was Mike Waz-" Oscar asked being a fanboy.
"No! Mike Makoski!" said the vampire clique boy.
"Oz no! Do not reference Monsters Inc..." Bart groaned.
"You dorks are such posers! I am a real vampire..." said Ace.
Meanwhile the Day walkers/Twilight vamps get into a fight with classic vampires and Nosgoth Vampires.
"Legacy of Kain is L33t!" Yells a vampirised nerd.
Kain telekinetically tosses someone with telekinesis.
Then he recited Shakespeare or something. Probably something about getting a coin to land on its edge. An analogy about screwing with destiny and taking a third path.
"Uh coins only land on heads or tails..." said Bart.
"Cool! Simon Templeman!" said Oscar.
Then the sun comes up and kills all the classic vampires. The Nosgoth vampires retreat because it still burns them, however the Twilight vampires sparkle and attract Vampire cliques that love crappy romantic modern vampire novels about fairy handsome vampire pretty boys instead of classic vampires. Which are not handsome! They're scary monsters! Damn you media!
...
Bart and Ace are watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
"Why do their faces go ugly?!" They groan before turning it over.
"Mmmmmmm! Buffy..." Oscar drooled.
The TV then shows Vampire diaries.
"Lame...!" Bart groans.
"Pretentious, vain pretty boys..." Ace groans.
The TV then shows Twilight.
"It burns! Turn it over!" Bart and Ace scream.
The TV then shows Van Helsing.
"Too much Hugh Jackman..." Bart groans.
The TV then shows Blade.
"Aaaaaaaagh! Why do they have fanged lamprey tongues?!" Bart screams.
"Aaaaaaagh! Wesley Snipes!" Ace screams.
The TV then shows Bela Lugosi.
"Ah... much better..." Bart and Ace sigh in relief.
"A bit corny and old fashioned though..." Bart remarks.
"Bart, Vampires do not need to be modernised! That's why all new Vampire movies and TV shows suck!"
"Dracula don't suck, Dracula scrape with his fangs and lick up the blood! Like so! Scrape and lick! (Tongue waggling sound) Scrape and lick!" Etc. said Dracula from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
"But-" said Bart.
"Now Dracula has to repeat himself for dummies who don't pay attention! Scrape and lick! (Tongue waggling sound) Scrape and lick! (Tongue waggling sound) etc" said Dracula from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Bart and Ace rolled their eyes.
...
Ace was at his haunted mansion being interviewed by Oscar. Hehehe! Interview with a vampire...
"What is your favourite cake?" Oscar asked.
"Carrot cake." said Ace.
"What is your favourite cartoon?"
"Count Duckula." said Ace. Hehehe! Count Duckula...!
"What is candy made of?" Oscar asked.
"Sunshine and farts! What the hell sort of question is that?!" Ace yelled.
"What are flaming monkeys?" Oscar asked.
"The answer to the life, the universe and everything." said Ace.
"Are there baby vampires?" Oscar asked.
"Yes... I was born a vampire..." said Ace. "My baby years were pretty much like that Hotel Transylvania movie that doesn't exist yet except I'm a boy and I'm not marrying a ginger to have ginger vampire children."
There is a flashback that's like the scene with Dracula waking his baby daughter to change her diaper. He scares baby Ace who cries so he comforts the baby vampire by cooing at him and rocking him gently. Then he holds Ace aloft and nuzzles his belly with his big pointy nose. Baby Ace giggles and wriggled about. However he starts pooping his diaper as splats indicate his filling his diaper.
"Eeeeugh!" Dracula groans and lays Ace on the changing table and magically changes his diaper. It's like the scene with Baby Mavis but actually cute and funny.
"It was cute and funny." said Ace. "But I suppose you mean with loads of gross out humour..."
Then Dracula is instructing his monster friends to build something while Baby Ace has just learnt to crawl up walls. He is crawling about on the ceiling until Dracula collects him.
Then Baby Ace is in his crib having his diaper sniffed by Teddy the living teddy bear. The cartoon teddy bear creature sniffs his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose. Ace grimaced as he watches the cartoon bear's nose quiver and twitch.
"Oscar I do not live with your weird perverted teddy bear creature..." said Ace frowning.
...
Bart laughed when Oscar told him that Ace likes to watch Count Duckula.
"That cartoon is so corny! Hehehehe!" Bart is giggling.
Ace frowns.
"I have rock candy." said Oscar holding a stick of rock.
"No. I'm not stupid enough to bite something that'll break my teeth. Unlike Tomba..." said Ace.
Tomba growled at him.
"You don't bite it you suck on it." said Oscar.
"Vampires don't suck! They scrape and lick! Like so! Scrape and lick! Scrape and lick!" Dracula from a Grim adventures bursted into Bart's room to explain how vampires feed again.
"Okay get out of here Irwin's grampa!" Oscar yelled.
"Does that mean?" Billy asked.
"Yes Billy I'm a vampire." said Irwin baring his vampire fangs.
Billy screamed and ran off.
Lisa was packing her anti vampire survival kit.
"Garlic" vampires hate garlic. She packed several bulbs of garlic.
"Crucifix" Crosses burn vampires. She packed a Christian cross.
"Hammer and stakes." You stake a vampire. She packed a wooden hammer and sharp stakes. Rather ironic as Dracula when he was Vlad the impaler would impale people on stakes.
"Holy water." Holy water burns vampires.
"We also hate sunlight but I have no idea how you're gonna pack a giant star in your backpack." said Ace.
"No that would be rather impossible Ace." said Lisa.
"I know! You could pack bottles of Sunny D!" said Oscar being stupid. "Mmmmmm! Sunshine orange trink..."
"No Oscar..." Lisa sighed.
"My Grampa's got this sunlight gun from the Plumber's vault inside Mount Rushmore. No Oz he's not that kind of plumber..." said Ben Tennyson with the sunlight gun from the episode where Ghostfreak broke out of the Omnitrix.
"So I can't call Max to sort my leaky sink faucets..." asked Oscar.
"No..." said Ben. "It's a code name for a secret alien fighting army/police force..."
"Come on Oz show Lisa how you prepare for an evil clown attack." said Bart.
Oscar frowned. "Okay on the rare account you encounter a clown that's evil this is what you'll need." said Oscar. "Tangelos." He had some small orange like fruits, tangelos.
"Tangelos?" Lisa asked.
"Yeah. It messes with a clowns equilibrium." said Oscar.
"Who told you that bungus?" Lisa sighed.
Billy was walking past her bedroom door whistling nonchalantly.
"It works! Watch!" Oscar took a tangelo and brought it towards Clownja. The jack in a box clown creature recoiled away from it and went "Nyaaah!"
"See?" Oscar asked.
Lisa rolled her eyes.
"They also hate mimes and comedians." said Oscar.
Plot 2"Why are we doing a me episode?" Ace asked as he went to the Kwik e mart with Bart and Oscar.
"Because I'm a vampire now and you're the new character." said Bart.
"I'm not new. I've been around since a few episodes ago where Milhouse was insulting my kind when he lied he was a gypsy by doing bad vampire impressions." said Ace.
"So you're not a gypsy?" Bart asked.
"No I'm not Roma. I may come from Romania but I'm not part of the Roma culture. I live in a castle and last time I checked you can't move castles about like you can with a caravan..." said Ace. "And like Oscar said. I'm in the same class as him and Jurkle.
"Does the teacher really bad mouth the other teachers?" Bart asked.
"Yes." said Ace.
"Is this story just vampires for the sake of vampires Oz? I'm not seeing anything to do with the movie The Lost boys yet..." said Bart.
"Oh... you want the Lost Boys? Here you go!" Oscar summoned the Lost Boys from Disney's Peter Pan. Cubby, Nips, Slightly, the twins and Skunk Boy.
"No! Not those Lost Boys! There's a vampire movie called the Lost Boys!" Bart yelled.
"I know that! I was just having fun summoning funny references..." said Oscar banishing the Lost Boys back to where ever he summoned them from.
Bart sighed and rolled his eyes.
"Okay that one kid from the Goonies was in it." said Oscar giggling. "Vampire Goonies..."
"Yes Oz. Yes he was. But I want something more than oh Such and Such was in that movie." said Bart.
The Vampire Goonies appeared. Also Corey was in Stand by Me whoever made that reference so you were right girl. So screw your friend who was like "No! That was River Phoenix!" They were both in that film! The Vampire versions of the boys from Stand by Me were confused by the narrator ranting.
"Oh my god! Dead Indiana Jones!" Oscar screamed.
Bart winced.
"Yes. I'm Indiana Jones and I'm dead..." said the ghost of River Phoenix.
Oscar stick his hand through River's ghost. River Phoenix frowned.
"Can you not..." said the ghost of River Phoenix.
...
At the Simpsons Oscar was writing Indiana Jones fan fiction. "And then Indiana Jones unexpectedly died because River Phoenix took a dangerous cocktail of drugs in Johnny Depp's Viper room. The end."
"Oz that's not funny. That story was upsetting." said Bart. "And most of this fanfic is just you writing Kali ma shakti de! Over and over again..."
"Hehehe! Mola Ram..." said Oz.
Bart was perturbed to find Oscar had renamed the Indiana Jones films.
Raiders of the lost ark was now Indiana Jones and the Nazis and the wrath of God!
Temple of Doom was now Indiana Jones and Mola Ran with a poorly drawn picture of Mola Ram on it ripping out hearts and shouting Kali ma!
And The Last Crusade was now The one with River Pheonix Aka Dead Indy and James Bond is his Daddy!
One evening way past his bed time, Oscar broke into the Viper room via the bathroom windows and played the Indiana Jones theme loudly on the DJs music set.
Then Oscar watched The Last Crusade on his Mypad until he was kicked out.
"Why is there a kid in here?" A bouncer asked another.
"(sigh)... River Phoenix fan..." said the other bouncer.
"Shonny, Obi wan never told you what happenedsh to yer father!" said James Bond.
"He told me enough old man! He told me you killed him!" said Indiana Jones.
"No. I am your Daddy shonny! Yesh! I am your Daddy!"
"No! That's not true! That's impossible!" Indiana Jones yelled.
"No it's true! You're really Henry Jones James Bond Harrison Ford Connery the III!"
"Noooooooo!" Indiana Jones yelled.
"Oscar they're not related in real life." Bart groaned. "Or in Star Wars..."
"Well... Hyeeeerk!" A security guard grabbed the two boys and threw them out.
At the Simpsons.
"Oscar what where you doing at the Viper Club at this time of night..." Marge sighed.
"Setting up a shrine to River Phoenix..." said Oscar.
Marge winced.
...
Then Oscar annoyed Ace before his concert.
"Ace. Ace. Ace. Ace. Ace..."
"WHAT?!" Ace yelled.
"What do you think about Ozzy Osbourne biting the heads off of bats?" Oscar asked.
"That really annoys me!" Ace snapped. "That guys is nuts and a menace to bats everywhere!"
"So... could Ozzy Osbourne bite the head off of a vampire...?" Oscar asked.
"No! What sort of dumb question is that?!" Ace yelled.
"Ace..." Oscar asked.
"What Oz..." Ace was starting to get annoyed.
"What do your pet bats think about Elvis?" Oscar.
"I don't know! They're bats! Stop asking stupid questions!"
Oscar pouted.
Ace sighed.
"Can I use the WiFi?" Oscar asked.
"No!" Ace yelled.
Ace and his band The Lost Boys sung their first single, "We only come out at night."
Bart did not like it. When Ace in the VIP area asked him what he thought he had some choice words.
"It sounds like it should be sung by those cartoon alley cats from the Tom and Jerry Movie." said Bart.
"No it doesn't! It's about how Vampires are nocturnal!" Ace retorted.
"Tony Jay Butler." Oscar added to the conversation.
"What has that got to do with anything Oz?!" Ace sighed..
"I dunno." said Oscar.
...
Meanwhile the Gremlin was attacking the school bus again, and other Twilight Zone references.
"Twilight?" Mike the vampire clique boy asked eagerly. No!
"No!" Ace snapped.
Oscar glared at Mike.
As Otto drove the school bus with a gremlin attached to it trying to tear it apart and cause a crash while a frightened Bart on it tried his best to warn everyone about the gremlin/monster but no one listened.
"There's a monster on the side of the bus!" Bart screamed.
"No there's not Bart... now sit down." Skinner told him off.
The bus was followed by Evil Bart from Treehouse of Horror II as that kid with the psychic powers who can turn you into freakish things when angry or banish you to a cornfield in the middle of nowhere.
Bart winced.
Evil Bart from Twilight Zone had a thought. Signified by bongo drums and the gremlin turned into a grapefruit and rolled away until a car ran over it.
At Lovejoy's church William Shatner was marrying a woman but a gypsy was warning him not to because she saw in her crystal ball that she would cheat on him.
"Oz no!" Bart groaned.
And Ed Wynn, Aka the Mad Hatter from Disney's Alice in Wonderland begged the Grim Reaper for more time.
"I have a teapot with three spouts pouring tea into three cups at once! Isn't that silly? Hehehe!" said Ed Wynn.
Bart face palmed.
...
Meanwhile Homer has sold his soul to Devil Flanders again for a donut.
"You never learn... do you..." Ned as the devil sighed...
"Why are you, a god fearing Christian, the devil?" Homer asked.
"It's ironic, isn't it Homer..." Devil Ned grinned.
Homer ate some of his donut head.
"Homer stop picking at it!" Marge yelled.
"Awwwww! But I'm so sweet and tasty!" Donut head Homer groaned.
Meanwhile Oscar was hating on the dumb Twilight books again.
"Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away. Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way!" Oscar sang.
"Oz!" Lisa yelled. "For your information I like those novels!"
"Eeeeeeew! You're ruining vampires!" Ace groaned.
Lisa frowned.
"This is how we're now represented?!" Dracula was horrified.
Lisa frowned.
"Jacob the werewolf's only other work at the time of Twilight was being the voice of Youngblood from Danny Phantom..." said Oscar.
Youngblood dressed as a pirate winced.
...
Saturday.
"I'm super lazy today! Which is like normal lazy, but I'm also wearing a cape." said Ace in his pyjamas wearing a vampire cape.
"Ace I just ironed that cape. Can you get dressed first before wearing it..." said Ace's mom.
Ace sighed. "Yes Mom..."
Once he was dressed and was going about town at night, which was mid morning to him. He's a vampire...
"Hey Oz." Oscar was out past his bed time.
"Hey Ace." said Oscar.
Ace was grimacing when he found out Irwin was his equivalent from Grim Adventures universe. "I don't wanna make this a race issue, I hate all humans equally. As far as I'm concerned you're all just tasty pints of blood to me..." said Ace. But why am I black?"
"Blacula reference." said Oscar.
"Oh." saud Ace.
Anyway the Oscar, Ace, Jurkle friendship triangle. Well you see despite Ace and Jurkle being Oscar's friends, They can't stand each other.
"Eating human flesh or drinking blood is out right forbidden by Hebrew Scriptures so yeah Judaism really hates vampires." said Jurkle.
Ace frowned at him as they sat either side of Oscar in class.
"All Abrahamic faiths frown upon vampires... but then again they find a lot of thing wrong..." said Oscar.
Ace also dislikes Inane Brian. The kid, with spiked black hair like Goku's but star shaped like Yugi's pink and black part of his hair but Brian's is black with white highlights, was being dumb like Ed. Ie slamming the ground with his face pretending he was a woodpecker. As well as spiked black hair he has a flat button nose and buck teeth. He also used to look Calamity James a bit before I redesigned him,
"Will you stop that you brainless clod?!" Ace yelled.
Brian laughed a goofy laugh like Ed's.
...
When Ace and Brian are with their creator they have their own shelves for things.
"Second shelf is mine. That's where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me." said Ace.
Brian wanted the oreos.
"No! Mine!" Ace slapped his hand.
Ace and Brian's creator shook his head.
"Do you smell that? It smells like death and fungus. It's Vampire B.O." said Oscar.
Ace winced and sniffed his armpit. He gagged. He put some deodorant on.
Anyway the weirdest adventure I went on with a vampire was when Darren Shan encountered a tribe of Tombis..." said Oscar.
Tombi/Tomba winced.
"uh okay..." Ace was exasperated.
"Billy stop running away yo!" Irwin Dracula was chasing Billy.
"Noooooo! My best friend is a vampire!" Billy screamed.
"Part vampire, part Egyptian mummy..." said Irwin.
Ace winced.
Plot 3Ace was consumed by his vampire blood thirst one day and tried to bite Lisa. Bad idea...
Lisa screamed.
"You've picked on the wrong Guy's little sister, Mr. Fang-Face." Bart warned him in a dark tone before socking him in the face with a knock out punch.
Corey Feldman was in The Goonies, Stand by Me with dead Indiana Jones! and The Lost Boys as a vampire Goonie.
"Help me Dr Jones!" Data/Short Round screamed.
"Which one!" said River Phoenix and Harrison Ford.
"The one who is still alive!" said Short Round.
At the Simpsons.
Ace was nursing a black eye. He frowned at Bart who was going to his room.
Milhouse and Oscar were playing Street Fighter II. Oscar picked Dhalsim to play as.
"Why?" Milhouse asked.
"Because he has a really long, cheap reach with his hit box and because... Kali maaaaaaa! Kali maaaaaaa!" said Oscar acting like Mola Ram.
Bart face palmed.
Irwin Dracula was outside the Simpsons house.
"Come on Ace, yo! Oscar is insisted us vampire kids be "the Lost Boys". Groovy!" said Irwin.
Ace exits the house. "Irwin you do not need to talk like that just because you're black!"
Anyway Oscar's The Lost Boys.
They were: Ace Dracula. Irwin from Grim Adventures.
"Yo!" said Irwin.
Alucard from Castlevania.
"I hate my father for being evil because of revenge over my mother's murder. I want to be good." said Alucard.
"Well I love my father no matter if he decides to be an evil vampire praying on humans or not. Because he's my daddy." said Ace. "Oh shucks! Do not let Nelson hear that!"
Continuing... Count Duckula.
Count Duckula was there!
Oscar laughed hysterically.
...
Ace, Count Duckula, Irwin and Alucard were a gang causing trouble. Kinda like Corey Feldman and Corey Haim. Also Kiefer Sutherland was in The Lost Boys.
Count Duckula was drinking tomato ketchup.
Ace winced.
"I'm vegetarian..." said Count Duckula.
"I want to give Sloth a Baby Ruth..." said Oscar following them about on his skateboard.
Corey Feldman grimaced exasperated.
He then went home to the Simpsons.
"Hey Oz." said Bart.
Bart was playing Star Fox.
"Do a barrel roll!" Oscar yelled. Bart winced. "I can do that reference now."
Bart sighed.
"I can also summon this guy. Goldar!" Oscar summoned Goldar from Power Rangers. Apparently Seth McFarlene or Seth Green has a strange obsession with him as you can unlock a Goldar skin for Brian in Family Guy Tapped Out.
Downstairs.
Marge was having tea with Maude, Helen, Luanne, Agnes and Bernice.
She was going on about tiny hats for new born babies.
"I love those tiny woolly hats!" said Marge.
"I never got a tiny hat when I was a baby." Oscar sighed as he interrupted their gathering of moms. "Because of my ridiculous Troll Doll hair..." He pointed to his brown overgrown wacky anime hair. With green goggles holding it up and out of his eyes.
Marge sighed.
Oscar then found Goldar drinking coffee in the kitchen with the Red Power Ranger.
The Red Ranger described his Tyrannosaurus Zord.
"They're colossal bio-mechanical fighting machines. Mine is a Tyrannosaurus Dinozord that can shoot energy beams out of its eyes and roar loud enough to create a monster-vaporizing seismic blast."
Oscar wanted a Zord with a stupid or weird ability.
"Cool! Can mine have a killer fart?! I want mine to do killer farts and kill people with farts! I've always wondered if a fart could kill someone, and thought that'd be so cool! Can that be mine?! Please, please?!" said Oscar.
"Um... Are you functioning properly... in your head?" The Red Ranger asked.
...
Vampire Bart, Vampire Milhouse, Ace, Irwin, Billy and Count Duckula were at the arcade.
"Billy insisted in coming." said Irwin.
"I like pie!" said Billy joyfully.
Lisa was quoting The Lost Boys.
"Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night, Bart. Just like out of a comic book. You're a vampire, Bart! My own brother, a curse word flippin' curse word vampire! You wait 'til Mom finds out, buddy!"
Bart winced.
"Lis, replacing the curse words by saying curse word or blank is just sad..." said Bart.
"Well I don't like cursing because Mom doesn't like it." said Lisa.
"Ffffffuuuuuuuuckkk!" Oscar swore.
"Oz!" Lisa scolded him.
And even more The Lost Boys quotes.
"Holy shit, it's the attack of Eddie Munster!" said Alan Frog. Um a cartoon frog. Yeah...
Bart winced exasperated in his reference.
"Eddie Munster is a werewolf doofus! We're vampires..." said Ace.
"That reminds me of that weird The Munsters reboot, The Munsters Today which had Billy in it and Mozenrath and Mrs Krabappel..." said Oscar.
Billy grimaced baffled and freaked out.
"Pretty sure we were supposed to be at school today..." said Oscar.
"Oh about that. Principal Skinner closed the school today to install more asbestos." said Lisa.
Oscar huffed and glared at Bart.
"More asbestos! More asbestos! More asbestos!" Bart cheered.
"That's not funny Bart!" Oscar yelled.