Prehistoric Lark The Simpsons go to a rather sappy kiddish theme park only Oscar likes.
PlotThe couch gag is the characters from Booga Looga Land doing Ooga Booga tribesmen chants.
The Springfield Power Plant.
Homer is taking a coffee break with Lenny and Carl.
"I've already worked hard enough. I'm taking a coffee break." said Homer. *pours some coffee and drinks it*
Mr Burns marches in. "You haven't worked hard at all! You slept all day! I should fire you! But Eh... I'm tired..."
Homer whimpered.
"I hear ya, Homer." said Carl.
"Yeah, nothing like a good cup of Joe." said Lenny.
"You guys hear about that new place: Pete's Playful Park or other?" Homer asked.
"Yeah, I heard they're giving away free tickets." said Lenny.
"Free tickets?! Oh man, Oscar, who we adopted a few years ago has been bugging me to go. I gotta win those tickets!" said Homer.
"What about your own kids? You know, Bart, Lisa and Thingy?" said Lenny not knowing who Maggie was.
"Eh... I don't think they're interested. It's more for little kids and Maggie likes cardboard boxes for some reason..." said Homer.
"Let's go back to work and turn on the radio." said Carl.
Springfield Elementary - Recess Time
Milhouse, Nelson and Oscar were hanging about.
"I gotta spend the weekend with my dad. He said he's gotta take me to Pete's Playful Park Kingdom. It has different themed areas!" said Milhouse.
"You're so lucky!" said Martin.
"I guess so." said Milhouse.
"Ha ha! That place is for babies..." Nelson laughed at them.
"No it's so cool!" said Oscar.
"Oz it's for babies..." said Bart embarrassed.
"Man, I wanna go to Prehistoric Kingdom. Stupid Homer won't take me." Oscar groaned.
Bart groaned mortified by Oscar's love of babyish things.
"What are you guys talking about?" Lisa asked. Butting into their conversation.
"Milhouse gets to go to Pete's Playful Park Kingdom with his dad this weekend." said Oscar.
"I bet you would would love to go to Pete's Playful Park Kingdom!" said Lisa. "Seems like your thing."
"Yes indeedy!" said Oscar.
"Oz... don't be so lame..." Bart groaned.
Oscar frowned at him.
"Try to like cool things..."
Ralph arrive "I had to go to the bathroom but now my legs are warm." Eeeeewwww...
"Aw gross! You peed your pants!" Nelson groaned.
"Where's your diaper, baby?" Jimbo teased Ralph.
"My diaper's in my pants." said Ralph in a cheery manner.
"Really, Ralph?" Sherri groaned.
"That's so disgusting." Terri yelled.
"Shut up!" Oscar snapped. "I wear diapers still!"
Everyone laughed at him.
Oscar seethed.
...
Power Plant
Homer, Lenny, and Carl are back at the Power Plant with the radio, trying to win tickets.
"Why didn't I think of this before? I'll just be the tenth caller and win." said Homer.
"It's not as easy as you think, Homer. Everybody in Springfield is going to be calling in." said Carl.
Homer groaned.
"Don't give up, Homer." said Lenny.
"I won't, Lenny. I will NOT give up." said Homer.
"It's time to call in the ticket contest." said the radio station DJ.
Homer: Woohoo! *dials the phone* D'oh! *hangs up then calls back* D'oh! *hangs up then calls back* D'oh! *hangs up then calls back* He's reaction suggests he's won. Woohoo! Take that, suckers.
"Way to go, Homer!" said Lenny.
"I knew you could do it!" said Carl.
"No you didn't! You doubted him!" said Lenny frowning.
"What are you doing this weekend, guys?" Homer asked.
"Um, going to Pete's Playful Park Kingdom with you, Homer?" Lenny asked.
"That's right!" said Homer.
"You're awesome, Homer! Thanks!" said Carl.
Simpsons Household
Homer comes home from work, He growls embarrassed and frustrated because Hugo was let out of the attic again and was running about like a dog and jabbering.
As well as all that, and Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are in the living room, watching Itchy and Scratchy.
Itchy and Scratchy are trying to zap each other with death rays.
Homer runs in, ignoring Hugo for now. "Kids, I won tickets to Pete's Playful Park Kingdom!"
"YAY!" Oscar cheered.
Bart groaned.
"Now come on Bart. This could be a fun day out." said Lisa.
Bart frowned at her.
"Oh Homie, that's wonderful! Can Patty and Selma come?" Marge asked.
"I don't think they let cows into Prehistoric Kingdom." said Homer.
"Homer, that's not nice." Marge said sharply.
"But they're so mean to me." Homer groaned.
"They're my sisters and it would be nice if you made a effort to get along." said Marge.
"Alright. Fine." Homer sighed.
"We're still taking Grampa too." said Marge.
"Darn tootin'!" said Abe.
Homer groaned.
"And Hugey." said Oscar.
"No! Not Hugo!" Homer yelled.
"Yes Hugey!" Oscar screeched angrily. "Or I will scream loudly!"
Homer took his threat seriously and took Hugo with them.
Bart winced unnerved as Hugo grinned evilly at him thinking about stitching themselves back together.
Lisa sighed as she read a book.
Homer hummed as he drove the car. They all went in his pink car.
Graggle was tied to the roof of the car.
...
20 miles from Prehistoric Kingdom.
Homer stopped to pick up Patty and Selma.
They made snide comments about him.
"Shut up!" Homer snapped.
Marge sighed.
Then Homer picked up his friends Lenny and Carl.
They were cheering and drinking beer.
"Guys please! I'm trying to drive!" Homer groaned.
Elsewhere in Tiny Toons. Plucky was going to some sappy kids park called Happy Land or something with Hamton Pig's family.
However they were so dumb they picked up a dangerous hitchhiker and didn't arrive at Happy Land Park until the year 2021! Then they had to go home. Because it as shut down because of Coronavirus.
"What?!" Plucky yelled.
Bark in the Simpsons. Homer's car.
Hank was there too because BD said so.
Bart, Lisa, Hugo and Oscar were annoying him by asking "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" And so on and so on.
"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
"NOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO!" Homer screamed angrily.
Eventually they arrive at the docks and take the cruise ship to the park.
Everyone are on a cruise ship to Prehistoric Kingdom/ Pete's Playful Park Kingdom. Cyborg I swear are you doing Jurassic Park references?!
"This is gonna be so awesome." said Oscar.
Bart sighed.
"So glad we got to go together, Bart." said Milhouse.
"Yeah, we're gonna have so much fun. I bet we got into all kinds of mischief." said Bart laughing maniacally.
"Bart, you better behave!" Marge told him off.
"Yes Mom..." Bart groaned.
"Yeah right... Like we're gonna behave..." Bart whispered to Milhouse and snickered.
Milhouse chuckled.
"Yeah right, there's gonna be so much to do. I won't be able to contain myself." said Oscar giggling excited.
"Okay, okay but try to calm down dear." said Marge holding the squirming little kid.
"Why am I here at this baby place..." Nelson groaned.
"I don't know but Medieval Jumanji guy said so." said Oscar.
"Here come there's no beer on this cruise ship?" Barney asked.
"'Cause you drank it all, Barney," said Carl.
"Oh yeah, I forgot. *burps*" said Barney belching.
"YOU DRANK ALL THE BEER?!" Homer yelled.
"Sorry Homer." said Barney.
Homer groaned.
"I got ya, boys. I brought a keg." said Moe. *wheels it up*
"Woohoo!" Homer cheered.
"Alright! Three cheers for Moe!" Lenny cheered.
"Hip hip hooray!" Carl cheered.
"Thanks, Moe, you're a lifesaver!" said Barney belching.
"So far, this cruise is all booze." Patty sighed.
"That's a good thing, 'cause lookin' around we need some beer goggles." said Selma.
Patty and Selma: *laughs
"I need beer boggles to look at you." Homer snapped.
"You say something, dummy?" asked Patty.
"Yeah speak up Fatso." said Selma.
"Marge! I told you I didn't want your stupid sisters to come!" Homer groaned.
"Can't we just get along?" Marge groaned.
...
Later.
Lisa gasps, "We're almost there, we're almost there!"
"I'm so excited! And I just can hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!" Oscar sang.
Bart groaned frustrated.
"Are we in a giant bathtub?" Ralph asked.
"No Ralphie, we're on a real boat. Not one of your tub toys." said Chief Wiggum.
"My tummy doesn't feel good." Ralph groaned *vomits at Chief Wiggum's shoes*
"That's great." Chief Wiggum sighed.
"Eeeeeeeeew!" Oscar groaned.
Plot 2They arrive.
"Here we are!" said a bloke who clearly looks like Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park.
"Where?" Bart asked.
"Prehistoric Kingdom Island!" said Richard Attenborough.
The Jurassic Park theme plays as we see a theme park on an island.
Bart winced exasperated.
They then get off of the cruise ship.
"We're finally here!" said Oscar.
"I'm so excited, I can just squeal!" said Martin. *squeals*
"You're such a loser." said Nelson rudely.
Then Cyborg decided the owner of the park was a clear and obvious spoof of Gene Wilder Willy Wonka... Hehehehe!
"You get NOTHING! You lose! Good day sir!" Billy Bazooka yelled.
Everyone winced.
"Worst parody ever." said Comic Book guy.
Hank saw someone with Napoleon Dynamite hair.
"Baa Baa Wool head!" He told them.
"Hank!" Lisa told him off. "Don't be rude."
"Anyways I have a stink bomb." said Hank.
"Hey! Did you get that from my Lil Bastard pranking kits?!" Bart said annoyed.
Lisa got annoyed.
Billy Bazooka aka the Wonka spoof was shamelessly copying Willy Wonka etc.
He limped our using a stick to help him walk but then did a forward roll.
Everyone cheered.
Anyway Cyborg wanted it to be a dinosaur themed Jurassic Park spoof. However it is a typical famous theme park with several themed zones.
Bazooka lets the guests in.
The Simpsons looked around in awe. Except Bart who was bored.
...
The first zone near the ticket booths and information booths and toilets was a pirate themed zone.
"Coooooooll! Pirates!" Oscar cooed.
Bart groaned.
"Haw Haw! Pirate baby!" Nelson laughed at Oscar.
Oscar glared at him.
They passed several nautical or pirate themed baby stuff stores. Ie places that sell baby toys and baby clothes.
"Another baby store? Baby stuff should only be bought online. It's not like a baby knows how to shop for things." Bart groaned.
"Babies need lots of things." Marge explained.
The Simpsons were in a queue of a swinging pirate ship ride. Like the one in Chessington.
Homer groaned because the queue was long.
"We might as well leave this queue and come back later so I can buy a pirate hat and a plastic scimitar." said Oscar.
"No. I'm not losing my place." said Homer.
"Fine I'll just watch Booga Looga Land on my portable TV..." said Oscar.
Eventually the got on the ride.
Surprisingly they liked the ride.
Bart was a bit disappointed it wasn't dangerous like the log ride at Itchy and Scratchy Land. They um went once before Canon showed them going.
They cheered as the pirate ships swung about.
After the ride.
"Let's read the park map." said Marge.
"Here is the map." said Gwonam.
Bart winced exasperated.
"Let's see... Pirate land. Cowboy land/The Wild West. Space Land, Archeology Land. Cartoon Land.. Dinosaur Land and Spooky Land." said Homer reading the map.
"Oh! Parent Land!" said Marge. Like in the later episode featuring Itchy and Scratchy Land. There was an area for parents to relax.
"Kids are you gonna be fine on your own? Kids?" Marge asked but Bart, Lisa, Oscar and Hugo whooped as they were already on a ride.
Marge sighed.
She dropped Maggie off at a crèche and went with Homer to somewhere relaxing at Parent Island.
Possibly a bar.
...
Elsewhere the obvious Gene Wilder spoof was eliminating people from the tour for breaking the rules. Patty and Selma for smoking, Otto for eating a candy that turned him into a blueberry.
There were also Oompa Loompas.
"No! None of Donald Trump's family!" Oscar shook his head.
Elsewhere Bart took to kicking the mascots or stamping on their feet.
"Bart don't..." Lisa sighed.
Bart frowned and rolled his eyes.
Then they had to go in a shop because Oscar wanted to buy a pirate hat and a plastic scimitar.
Bart groaned embarrassed with Oscar as he left the store wearing a pirate hat and holding a plastic sword.
Oscar also brought his living teddy bear creature Teddy with him.
Bart sighed.
Oscar bought a pirate hat for Teddy. Teddy was sniffing Oscar's crotch.
"Oz can you not let him sniff you there..." Bart groaned.
"Can you not kick the mascots... You'll get in trouble." said Oscar.
"Too late!" Bart said as he started to bite an Oompa Loompa.
Later the Simpsons met up for lunch. Unlike the Itchy and Scratchy Land episode there was no restaurant selling food with gory names.
However there was a pirate themed restaurant.
"I'll have squid with extra Tentacles." said Bart.
"Eeeeeeew! Bart!" Lisa groaned.
"Bart stop being disgusting." said Marge.
Hugo jabbered and growled in a nonsensical manner.
Homer sighed.
Later they went to Cowboy Land.
"Ah great now I have to dress as a cowboy." said Oscar.
"I am not buying anymore crap! Wear your pirate hat!" said Homer annoyed.
Oscar sighed.
...
Martin was with his parents in the cowboy land. For some reason he enjoys these kiddy theme parks.
"This is still better than all those times we went to Dizzy Land and the park attendants mistook me for Rinnie Rouse..." said Martin. Well you sound like Minnie Mouse so there.
Oscar was playing about in the Wild West town mock up of Cowboy land of the park.
However play time would have to be paused as Marge stopped him to check his diaper. He was messy.
While Marge took Oscar to the baby changing room.
Bart was dressed as a cowboy role playing as The Kid With No Name.
"Bart help!" Lisa cried.
"There's no Bart here, ma'am." said Bart in character.
"Only Zuul!" Oscar blurted out as he rejoined them after getting his diaper changed.
Bart winced exasperated.
Anyway Lisa was in some sort of danger. Possibly from the Oompa Loompas.
"This bench hurts." Grampa groaned sitting on a cactus.
"Gramps... that's a cactus..." said Bart exasperated.
Then they went off to do their own things.
"Just be back by sun down." said Homer.
"Why?" Bart asked.
"Because we're checking into our hotel suite. That's why." said Homer.
Barney was so drunk he got into a fight with a mascot.
Bart winced and went of to kick or stamp on the feet of more mascots.
Lisa got whatever help she needed from some situation she was in.
And Oscar went back to Pirate Land and had a sword fight with Wendell who also liked the childish theme park.
Pirate music played as they had a sword fight and swashbuckling.
"Avast ye!' said Oscar.
Bart who was nearby kicking a pirate mouse mascot up the butt winced and was embarrassed by Oscar enjoying the childish theme park.
Then Oscar sat on what were essentially playground rocking horses but were boats to suit the pirate theme of this area of the park.
...
At the hotel suite the Simpsons were staying in.
"Cooool! The pirate zone hotels have boat beds! Boat bed! Boat bed! Cute little pirate boat bed!" Oscar cheered.
Bart was embarrassed by the childish beds in the kids room.
Hugo sat and ate his fish heads.
Bart winced at him.
Elsewhere.
The Van Houtens were in the candy Willy Wonka spoof zone.
"Come with me, and your see a world of pure imagination!" Billy Bazooka sang.
"Sir I must insist you stop referencing Charlie and the chocolate factory. Particularly the 1970s version." said Blue Haired Lawyer.
However he kept singing A World of Pure Imagination. Then he was touching this kid's hair which I found creepy.
"Sir i insist you shouldnt act like a pedophile!" said Blue haired lawyer angrily
That evening Everyone gathered up to find somewhere to eat at the theme park restaurants.
"No leprechaun! I won't set fire to that shop!" said Ralph to his imaginary leprechaun.
"Well there's someone one sandwich short of a picnic." said Patty.
"Mmmmmmmm! Sandwich..." Homer moaned with hunger.
Bart winced.
They found somewhere nice to eat.
"Now we're making bacon." said Moe.
"Mmmmmmm! Bacon..." Lisa moaned and drooled with hunger.
Bart gave her a funny look.
And so they went to the restaurant and Lisa had bacon. She was obsessed with bacon before she became vegetarian.
Later.
After kicking an annoying mascot up the butt and demanding to see the Oompa Loompas. Homer decided to head back to the hotel with his family.
"But the Oompa Loompas..." He groaned.
"Homer there's no Oompa Loompas. The guy behind the Medieval Jumanji episode just wants to insist there are." Oscar sighed tired.
...
The next day after breakfast.
The Simpsons went to the Pirate Zone again. Mostly because Oscar's childish joy of playing pirates.
Bart groaned embarrassed.
Oscar was having a sword fight with Wendell again.
Then Milhouse wanted to be naked!
Bart winced mortified.
"Milhouse no! Put your shorts back on!"
Plot 3Meanwhile Hugo was attracting too much attention.
Homer screamed.
Hank screamed at him in return.
They ended up constantly screaming at each other. Hank thought they were having a screaming competition.
Marge sighed exasperated.
"Hey Hank. Wanna go to the cartoon land?" Bart asked
"Of course!" Hank said in a broken scottish accent.
They than ran to the cartoon land
Ren and stimpy were there. Whatever 90s cartoons were at the time.
"Gee Ren! Its like they took the people wearing suits and replaced them with us!" Stimpy said.
"YOU EEDIOT! It wouldve been easier if mascots were here! But then they got tortured too much by Pesky whining children! So they replaced them with us!" Ren said
"But Ren..." Stimpy said.
"Shut Up!" said Angelica from the rugrats.
"This is better than I thought Hank!" Bart said.
"What do you mean you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're dealing with?!" Ren shouted. He thumped a red button and Australia blew up.
"Okay..." said Bart exasperated.
Oscar arrived at where Cartoon Land was connected to Pirate Land. He passed a cups and saucers ride with Lisa keeping an eye on him. He's prone to getting lost easily.
"I hate Mondays. said Garfield.
Hank annoyed Lisa by asking her dumb questions.
"Why do you look like a cartoon sun?"
Lisa seethed.
"I don't know?!"
Bart laughed at her.
"Come on Oz, let's get a snow cone..." Lisa sighed.
...
The adults went to Parent Land.
"Why does one of the rooms have wrecking balls in it?" Kirk Van Houten asked.
Um... it's the Miley Cyrus room...
"Come with me... To a world of your Imagi-!" Billy bazooka started singing
"This isnt the bathroom" Disco stu said annoyed trying to find the bathroom.
"THERE IS NO BATHROOM!" Arnold Schwarzenegger shouted.
Bart, Hank, Hugo, Milhouse, Lisa and Oscar arrived at Archeology Land. Cough Mario Party 2 cough.
"Archeology?! Lame..." Bart groaned.
"No it's not Bart! It's educational and informative!" Lisa snapped.
Bart made a face at her.
"Also it's cool! We can be Indiana Jones and dig up face melting arks! Or false grails that turn people into skeletons!" said Oscar.
"Um... okay..." Lisa winced.
Elsewhere in a section with merry go rounds and baby rides.
"I wet myself again Filthy Bart..." said Ralph. Eeeeeew.
Hugo winced in disgust. He crawled about on his hands and feet in a feral manner.
Nelson then got angry and punched something. Setting it on fire and the park
"Goodness Gracious Great balls of fire!" Hank said alarmed. He then started running like a cartoon character
"Nelson can you not start fires. And Hank stop being other scenes. We're about to go into Archeology land." Bart groaned. He dragged Hank back to the scene.
Elsewhere Oscar bought more cute costumes to suit the areas in the park. He bought a cowboy outfit to wear in Cowboy Land Aka Wild West Land.
Staff who work at the park put out the fire.
But back to the clothes shops in the Cowboy area with Oscar.
"Oz you're enjoying play time way too much..." Bart groaned embarrassed.
"Bart! He's only five! This is how little kids play! By dressing up and enjoying wholesome things!" Lisa hissed.
"Lis, Cowboys chased Natives off of their own land! That's not wholesome..." said Bart.
"I know..." Lisa sighed.
"Look out Bart! It's the sun!" Hank kept comparing Lisa to the sun because of her hair.
Lisa sighed.
...
"Andale Andale! Arriba! Arriba!" said Speedy Gonzales.
"Get back to cartoon land you despicable rat!" Daffy Duck said angrily.
Then suddenly SJWs from the future arrived and were offended by the Mexican cartoon mouse.
"Reeeeeeeeeee!" They screamed in a tantrum.
Foghorn leghorn walked up to them "Ahh Shaddup!" Before smacking them knocking them out.
I had to laugh at this line. XD
In Pirate Land.
Oscar sat in a model of a pirate ship meant to decorate the nautical themed area of the park and not for sitting in! Ahem, was sat in the model anyway and eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch.
Bart sighed.
"Later I shall buy cowboy cereal from the Wild West Land area. Ie probably Golden Nuggets cereal..." said Oscar.
"We don't have that in the States..." Bart groaned.
"And it's the same stuff as Cap'n Crunch. Except Wild West themed..." said Milhouse.