You stared at a big door that had a lot of warning, do not enter stickers in the jungle and then suddenly someone popped out and tried to scare you.
"Rawr! Did I get cha? Haha last time on Ninetails New Savanah! A crazy little egg joyfully left the show!" Ninetail re-caped as it shows scenes of Togepi laughing while falling down the Waterfall of Losers!
"Then both teams had to take selfies next to the wildest, most feral and dangerous pokemon they could find! Some did well and others didn't... in the end Sparing Geckos won twice in a row sending Gentle Pigeons back on their losing streak! Who will get eliminated on this terrible challenge?" Ninetails pondered smiling.
"...you just called your own challenge terrible..." Chef Mawile looked at her.
"Wah... it was supposed to be a pun on terrible lizards! You know... Dinosaurs! Ugh now you spoiled the surprise..." Ninetails rolled her eyes.
"...don't know how anyone was supposed to get that..." Chef Mawile walked away.
"Ahem... find out what happens on this new episode of Ninetails New Savanah!" She hosted.
(NNS Intro)
(Sparing Geckos Cabin)
"Wow can you all believe Chef Mawile said this was the last time we would have a team cabin, next challenge we going straight to the big lodge she and Ninetails sleep on!" Flamigo smiled.
Handy did a thumbs up.
"Guaguagua." Totodile nodded.
"I think its only natural for my accommodations to upgrade, I made someone as awesome and perfect as me really shouldn't be sleeping in such a nasty worn down cabin..." Ninjask sneered looking around.
Braixen looked spaced out.
"Eyo Chica, what's up? You looking a bit distracted lately..." Flamigo asked her looking worried.
Braixen looked conflicted as if debating with herself if she should tell him or not.
"It's just... I dont remember where I come from... who I am... and my old life kinds seems blank... like if I died?" Braixen frowned.
"Ché that's deep man." Flamigo frowned, Handy was next to him.
"Meh... maybe you did die and were just revived by the PumpKingKing or something..." Ninjask looked bored as he looked at himself in a hand mirror.
"Pumpkin king?" Braixen asked.
"No, Pumpkingking, two Kings." Ninjask told him.
"Who.. is that?" Braixen asked.
"Eh he hosted a few seasons before with Mew... whenever any of us died he'd revive us, I died sometimes... he revived me after the Anthian City challenge on the world tour." Ninjask said nonchalantly.
Braixen looked shocked.
"Guaguagua? Gua... gua... gua..." Totodile smirks evilly and then began saying gua slowly as she got off her bed and began walking and moving like a robot.
"Ugh if you're taking about that robot thing that beat me to a pulp and sent me to the hospital in Mew's Newer Island I swear i'll (bleeping) kill you croc!" Ninjask glared at her.
Totodile began laughing but it just sounded like Gua guaguaguaguaguaguaguaaaaa
Handy gave Totodile a high five.
Braixen however stopped paying attention to her team's antics... she really did die? Did she die in Kalos and in the White void? If so why did Ninjask remember his time alive while she didn't? It didn't make any sense to her...
"Man I wonder how the other team are doing... they probably must be cagando their pants at elimination right now hehehe..." Flamigo looked out the window and stared at the night sky.
(Elimination Zone)
Everyone in Gentle Pigeons was sitting in the logs other than Stonjourner who was standing.
"Gentle Pigeons... I won't be Gentle about this... today a member of your alliance will leave..." Ninetails told them.
"Oh no alliance! None of us are safe yet!" Squirtle frowned.
"We are all in the alliances Squirtle..." Lokix looked at him slightly annoyed.
Turtonator frowned and looked a bit worried.
"Well first one safe is a turtle! And it's none other than... Squirtle!" Ninetails threw him an Oran Berry.
"Oh yeah! Ye boi Squirtle is still in it to win it!" Squirtle grins.
Turtonator rolls his eyes.
"Bottom three huh? Well it's a three way tie and we had a tie breaker vote to see who gets eliminated and that is... Lokix!!!" Ninetails announced.
"Huh!? What! No way this... this can't be!" Lokixs eyes darted around as if trying to calculate a way he could stay.
"...wait let me see those votes sheets..." Chef Mawile boredly took it from Ninetails.
Silence.
"Yeah it's wrong, you see here Lokix has save 1, out 2 meaning his gone score is one... Turtonator has save 2 out 3 meaning their out score is 1, Squirtle got a neutral score and Stonjourner got save 1 out 3 meaning they are actually out." Chef Mawile explained.
"Best case scenario to be honest." Turtonator spoke.
"Awe... I'll miss you Rock dude." Squirtle went over to do a fist bump but after realizing Stonjourner wasn't gonna fist bump back he just fistbumped his big rocky feet.
Lokix calmed down from that fake-out elimination.
"Everyone please look away from Stonjourner as they take the Barrel of Shame." Ninetails smiled.
Everyone looked away and then they heard the Barrel inside the water, they all now turned to look at Stonjourner as they had an expressionless look riding the barrel as they fell the Waterfall of Losers.
"Well hehe sorry about the miscounted votes Lokix I'm still a new host hehe... you're all safe... for now, see you tomorrow for a new challenge!" Ninetails smiled.
The boy true frowned and walked away towards their cabins.
Lokix (Gentle Pigeons): "Today's fake-out was a wake up call.. I thought I would casually stroll through the competition and cease the win all to myself but I realize now that the chance of anyone being eliminated is always high... I will stop at nothing to make sure I win from now on.. even if I have to betray The Boy Alliance." He looked angry.
Braixen (Sparing Geckos): "As much as I dislike Ninjask... he did give me some valuable information now I just need to think who I could ask more about this Pumpkin Guy..." She frowned looking at the camera.
(Jungle - Infront of big door)
"Look dude it's that lame door from last challenge." Squirtle smiled pointing at it, Turtonator grins at his friend.
"Today's challenge is quite simple... inside these gates there is world of wonder and exotic fauna to explore! As well as live fossils pokemon!" Ninetails announced.
BFDI Gasp.
"How the heck are there fossils in modern times, they should've been extinct 65 million years ago." Lokix asked her.
"Well Pumpkingking revived them and placed them here for a challenge in last seasons world tour, however as you all probably know the plane crashed on Alola before we could make it there." Ninetails shrugged.
"...you will go inside the gates and search for fossil eggs, to bring here... in doing so you will win immunity..." Chef Mawile told them.
"Aren't those huevos like... fragile and have life's in them?" Asked Flamigo.
"Don't worry, we aren't monsters like Thomas was, we hid fake eggs in every single nest of the dinos! The fake eggs are white and have big green spots!" Ninetails smiled.
"...Our ghost type interns hid them..." Mawile spoke.
Shedinja and Drifblim looked annoyed.
"Being in there was absolutely horrible! You're all in for one heck of a challenge!" Drifblim smirks.
"Hahahaha my little brother is an intern? How pathetic is that hahahaha!!!" Ninjask laughed.
Shedinja just looked dead inside and boredly flew away, Drifblim followed.
"So get eggs from angry dino mamas and bring them here for immunity? Got it!" Turtonator smirks.
"We'll do amazing Team, Boy Squad!" Squirtle looked happy trying to hug both of his friends, Turtonator gives a small smile but Lokix looks irritated.
"Teams? Heh that's funny because from now on... you're on your own! It's the merge so welcome Team Z!" Ninetails announced.
"Why are you still doing the Team Z thing, it's so outdated." Lokix told her.
"Guaguaguaguagua..." Totodile looked bored.
"Hey.. it's tradition okay? Now get ready... set.. GO EGGXPLORE!" Ninetails cheered.
(The Boy Squad)
"Alright dudes, we should all look for dinos together!" Squirtle looked relaxed.
"If we are all grouped up, there is a chance the dinos could attack and hurt us... I recommend we all go on our separate paths to win individual immunity." Lokix spoke like a robot and left.
"Damn what a (bleep)." Squirtle looked annoyed seeing him leave.
"Don't worry man, I'll go with you." Turtonator smiled.
"Haha yea! Turtle Duo! We got this!" Squirtle grins.
(The Silents)
Totodile was walking with Handy when she spotted a Bastiodon nest with many Shieldon playing around.
"Gua..." Totodile whispered looking at the green spot egg in the nest.
Totodile gives hand signs to Handy; Handy gives a thumbs up.
Totodile (Team Z): "Guagua? Guaguagua gua!" Totodile smirks as she points at her other hand doing sign language.
(The Unlikely Allies)
Ninjask was boredly flying around looking for an egg.
"Hey Ninjask, please wait up... ugh why are there so many plants here..." Braixen panted.
"Ugh what do you want Braixen, we aren't teammates anymore so there is no need for you losers to hold me back!" Ninjask glared.
"I just wanted to chat about the old seasons and the pumpkin guy..." Braixen tiredly told the bug.
Ninjask raised an eyebrow looking at her but then looked away uninterested. "There isn't much to talk about, he hosted some seasons, those seasons sucked cause they didn't have me in it for too long."
"Please... I feel like I am so close to figuring out my past! Don't you know anyone else that knows about the old seasons?" Braixen asked as she walked behind Ninjask.
"Squirtle was in a couple of them but he's so dumb I doubt he remembers much... Totodile and Handy were also in a few but they can't speak so it wouldn't he much help... I don't know much about the newbies... don't know if they watched the older seasons... you could try asking Ninetails or Drifblim... they're both like nerds about the show... now leave me alone!" Ninjask quickly flew away.
Braixen smiled and ran back towards Ninetails.
Braixen (Team Z): "Screw the challenge! I don't even care about this dumb show, I just want to know the truth! What happened to me!?" She looked desperate.
(The loners)
Lokix was walking around the jungle and prepared for any predators.
He was near a lake and spotted some Cradily and Lileep at the bottom with a nest full of eggs.
Lokix knew he was water proof so he dove in and quickly snatched an egg.
The Cradily tried chasing him but they were too slow.
Lokix grins holding the white egg with green spots.
"Hey you got an egg nice man." Flamigo smiles.
"I warn you to stay back, I do not hold back against potential thievery!" Lokix glared and tried to protect his egg.
"Damn man.. you think all spanish pokemon are robbers? That's messed up hombre..." Flamigo frowned.
Lokix quickly began to run away.
Flamigo (Team Z): "I just wanted to introduce myself... maybe now that we don't have any teams, we could partner up but damn it seems nobody from my team or the enemy teams cares about that stuff..." He frowns.
(The Turtle Duo)
Turtonator and Squirtle were walking around when they spotted a nest on top of a tree; it had baby Archen and a mother Archeops on it, as well as the green spotted egg.
"Come on bro give me a lift!" Squirtle told Turtonator, who then allowed Squirtle to climb on his back to reach the egg and steal it.
"AR?! ARCHEOPS!" She looked angry.
"We should probably go now man..." Turtonator looked worried.
"Haha! We got your egg bro! What you gonna do about it huh loser!" Squirtle looked cocky
Suddenly a speedy flash of yellow electricity zoomed past him and stole his egg
"What the?! Uncool dude! Show yourself petty thief!" Squirtle looked angry
"Zolt? Zolt Zolt Zolt Velozolt!" The Velozolt began laughing at Squirtle while holding the egg
"Damn, I think he roasted you in dino talk." Turtonator frowned at his small buddy
"Ugh! That's it get back here you raptor!" Squirtle began chasing him
Leaving Turtonator by himself surrounded by an angry flock of Archen and Archeops.
"Uh... arch arch? Haha?" Turtonator looked worried before the camera changed.
(The Girls)
"So then I said, girl... have you seen the muscles on Groudon?" Ninetails smiled at Mawile, who for once didn't look bored and was interested in the conversation.
"Hey Ninetails!" Braixen was ran to her panting.
"What are you doing here, you have a challenge to do." Ninetails told her.
"Please if you know anything about Pumpkingking or the previous seasons, tell me!" Braixen told her.
"Uhhh well Pumpkingking was the host of old seasons... I was his Aftermath Show Co-Host." Ninetails responded.
"So he was the host?" Braixen asked.
"No that was... Suicune... um why are you asking all this!" Ninetails asked.
"It's just... I never wanted to be here... if I know what happened in the older seasons... perhaps I could know what happened to me, how I even got here and why I don't remember anything from my past!" Braixen was crying.
Mawile looked at her with pity.
"Wow I had no idea you didn't wanna be here... I don't know how you even joined, the bus that brought everyone here was joined by random newbies that decided to join... I thought you were just another newbie not that you participated on an old season..." Ninetails looked guilty.
"...trust talking to our intern Drifblim, she is an expert on competition shows, I bet she knows the answer you're seeking for..." Chef Mawile told her.
"They're in the main lodge right now, so try going there." Ninetails gave a kind smile.
"Thank you girls, so much!" Braixen wiped her tears away and began running towards the lodge.
"Here!" Lokix came out of the gates and gave Ninetails an egg
"And Lokix wins immunity, only a few spots left!" Ninetails announced
Braixen (Team Z): "I am one step closer to finding out everything that truelly happened!" She looked happy
(Turtle Duo)
"Ugh damn it where did that sneaky Velozolt go..." Squirtle growls
Turtonator finally came out of some leaves looking a bit roughed up and tired, he had lost the fight to the Archens.
"Damn without that defeatist ability they'd he invincible.." He groans
"There you are Turtle bro! Look dino tracks! We can use this to track down Velozolt!" Squirtle grins.
"Dude that velociraptor stole your egg, get over it... we can just find a new dino to steal from." Turtonator looked tired.
"Fine fine you're right... come on lets search, hmmm what about that one dude?" Squirtle asked as a Craniados nest was visible, one mama Rampardos smiling.
"Dude... you wanna go after them? I'd have better luck trying to trick a Liepard!" Turtonator complained.
"Don't be a baby man, just make a distraction and then I'll get your egg! I want mine to be Velozolts anyway." Squirtle shrugged.
"Fine." Turtonator grumbled as he walked in viewing area of the nest, the dinosaurs looked at him.
"Boo! I am a big threat! Rawr!" Turtonator boredly said.
"RAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Rampardos looked pissed off and charged at him.
"OH (BLEEP)!" Turtonator tried to run away but he was too slow.
Meanwhile Squirtle stole the green spotted egg.
"What chu looking at boy?" Squirtle boredly looked at one of the babies.
"Crani...DOS!" The baby Cranidos headbutted Squirtle.
"Ouch! You little monster!" Squirtle ran away holding the egg.
We cut back to Rampardos and Turtonator, she headbutt his belly making him flip over on his shell.
Then she huffed and walked back to her nest.
"Ah! I can't get up! Help!" Turtonator cried out.
"Don't worry bro I'm here and here is your egg for immunity, now let's flip you!" Squirtle tried using his strength to flip Turtonator but he was just too big and heavy.
"Man you're right big dude..." Squirtle panted tiredly.
"S-shut up!" Turtonator blushed.
"Alright second times the charm!" Squirtle rubbed his hands and prepared to try again when suddenly Velozolt dashed into his viewing range and began taunting him while holding the egg laughing.
"Grrrr! I'll get you now!" Squirtle began chasing it.
"What the DUDE! GET BACK HERE THE CHALLENGE IS ABOUT TO END!" Turtonator screamed.
"I'll be back in a little man, you have your egg just get to Ninetails I'll catch up!" Squirtle yelled as he ran away to catch the Velozolt.
"I can't flip over!!!" Turtonator screamed as he flailed his tiny legs and arms around.
(The Silents)
Handy and Totodile looked tired, their plan of stealing the Bastiodon Eggs failed, they hid from a herd of Dracosaur.
Suddenly they reached a lake, it was an egg bonzana... Omanyte, Omastar, Kabuto and Kabutops were swimming around.
Relicanth, Tirtouga, Carracosta, Arctoness and Dunklevish were also swimming.
"Gua!" Totodile looked amazed.
[TWO SPOTS FOR IMMUNITY LEFT!] Ninetails spoke through loudspeaker.
"GUAT?!" Totodile looked horrified as she dived into the lake, stole the fake Omanyte egg and quickly ran towards Ninetails.
Handy looked confused and just followed her.
(The Hosts)
"So tell me... how did you get this egg?" Asked Ninetails.
"Oh psh it was nothing for someone as awesome and perfect as me..." Ninjask looked cocky but he was beaten up and dirty.
Quick flashback to Ninjask screaming in pure fear holding an egg as a bunch of angry Aerodactyls are chasing him, one which is Mega!
We cut back to the hosts and Ninjask faints on the floor tiredly
Ninetails and Mawile glance at eachother
(The Rivals)
"End of the line you flightless dino!" Squirtle smirks.
Velozolt was growling as they had nowhere else to run other than jump off the cliff.
The Velozolt then began shooting electricity at Squirtle who dodged it with a rapid spin hitting Velozolt and then he did a quick Aqua Jet.
"VELOOO!" Velozolt groans.
"You going down brah!" Squirtle smirks.
The Velozolt drops the egg and jumps off the cliff as it rapidly ran down so fast they began pure electricity! As it dashed away.
Squirtle smiled and cheered as they picked up the egg victoriously.
"Oh yeah! I won! Who's the best me! Who's the best me! OH YEAH!" Squirtle began dancing and then slammed the egg on the floor like a football score.
The egg broke and water spilled out.
"Uh oh... I doubt the girl hosts will accept a broken egg..." Squirtle frowned as he ran back.
"Freaking finally, come on dude help me!" Turtonator called out still flipped over on his shell.
"Sorry man, good luck!" Squirtle shrugged smiling as he took the fake Rampardos egg and ran away.
"DUDE WHAT THE ACTUAL (BLEEP)!" Turtonator screamed in anger.
Squirtle reached Ninetails.
"Here you go!" Squirtle smirks.
"And Squirtle is safe only one spot for immunity left!" Ninetails announced.
(The Interns)
"No Ariados.. I am NOT going to stay intern in this goofy ahh bootleg show for too long, I just needed some extra cash..." Drifblim was in a phone call.
"Drifblim! Please I need to talk to you!" Braixen yelled.
"I'll call you back love..." Drifblim ended the phone call. "What is it..."
"Ninetails said you know a lot about competition shows!" Braixen told her.
"...which is an understatement." Drifblim rolled her eyes.
"Please I beg you... tell me about Pumpkingking and the seasons I was on before..." Braixen begged.
"Pumpkingking was a mid host, psychotic... which is typical... he had strange magical powers and didn't really care for the safety of his contestants... good thing he's gone now." Drifblim shrugged.
"And uh my seasons?" Asked Braixen.
"Hmmmm well I do remember you participating in Battle of Kalos... like 45 years ago..." Drifblim told her.
"EXCUSE ME WHAT?!" Braixen screamed.
"Yeah... you competed a long time ago in that season... for some reason your head exploded and because of that were eliminated quite early... other than that not much was known from you other than you were on Team Central and on Team West Kalos..." Drifblim shrugged.
"So that's it... I was just a nobody on that Kalos Region and then died? What about White Void?!" Braixen asked.
"Huh?" Drifblim asked.
"White Void Season! What happened there!" Braixen screamed desperately.
"Uhhh a white void season never aired on TV... altough I do remember reading a book an ex contestant wrote called Deadly All-Stars... I think you were briefly mentioned at the start but then died again and never appeared again... huh I thought that thing was just some sort of crazy non canonical fanfiction but... I guess it was true? I'll have to do more research on it when this season ends and i go back home..." Drifblim spoke.
"...i... I died.. why am I alive now then?" Braixen asked.
"Girl I dont know okay, maybe it's some BS Pumpkingking magic who knows now can you leave me alone this is the interns area only..." Ninetails told her.
"But i.." Braixen tried saying.
"AND TOTODILE BRINGS THE LAST EGG, WHICH MEANS A FEW PLAYERS WILL FACE SOME CONSEQUENCES!" Ninetails announced from the loudspeakers.
"Good luck girl." Drifblim flew away.
Braixen sighed and walked out of the cabin.
Braixen (Team Z): "In the end I didn't really learn anything... I just died and now I am alive again... i..I... I don't know what to do anymore, I think I have a migraine from all the questions I have..." She rubbed her aching head.
(Hosts)
Totodile smirks holding her egg.
"Not fair! Stealing eggs all by myself was so hard! I had to fly away from a Tyrantrum for crying out loud!" Flamigo yelled.
"Sounds like a skill issue bro." Squirtle grins shrugging.
Handy gave Squirtle the middle finger.
"...I'll call some Interns to help flip Turtonator over..." Mawile walked away.
"Well what a fun dino time we all had today! Find out who gets eliminated next time on Ninetails New Savanah!" Ninetails did the outro.
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Team Z (Merge):
Safe: Ninjask, Lokix, Totodile, Squirtle
UFE: Braixen, Turtonator, Handy, Flamigo